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    • Over reacting
    • I'm writing a book called "Stop Overreacting".If no one buys it I'm going to kill myself.
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    • Old couple having sex
    • The husband leans over and asks his wife, 'Do you remember the first time we had sex together over fifty years ago? We went behind the village...
    • ThomasPHoolery 04/09/2010
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    • Abortion Clinic
    • A lady is pregnant and her and her boyfriend decide they need for her to get a abortion. So the couple drive to the abortion clinic and while...
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    • WWII confessions
    • The elderly Italian man went to his parish priest and asked if the priest would hear his confession. "Of course, my son," said the...
    • guinness13494 09/08/2009
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    • Bleu
    • Q: What's blue and thrashes about on the floor? A: A baby playing in a plastic bag.
    • snowhawkmike 04/09/2009
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    • Highchair
    • Q: What's red and sits in a highchair? A: A baby eating razor-blades. Q: What is red, white and green and sits in a corner? A: Same baby 3...
    • snowhawkmike 04/09/2009
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    • Bitches
    • How many JAP's does it take to change a light bulb? Five. Four to bitch and one to get her boyfriend to do it.
    • snowhawkmike 04/09/2009
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    • Ants
    • How was the Grand Canyon formed? A jew accidently dropped a penny down an ant hill.
    • snowhawkmike 04/06/2009
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    • Chips and Dip
    • How do you get 100 dead babies into the trunk of a car? Blender. How do you get them out? Tostitos.
    • snowhawkmike 04/06/2009
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    • Black Bike
    • Q: Why should you never run over a n*gger on a bike? A: Because it might be your bike.
    • snowhawkmike 04/06/2009
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    • Black Sex
    • Q: Why do black men cry during intercourse? A: Because of all the pepper spray.
    • snowhawkmike 04/06/2009
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    • Polish Dog
    • Q: How do you know if youve been robbed by a Polack? A: Your garbage is empty and your dog is pregnant.
    • snowhawkmike 04/06/2009
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    • Mexican Love
    • Q. Why are they using Mexicans instead of laboratory rats In experiments now? A. Mexicans breed faster and you don't get so attached to them.
    • snowhawkmike 04/06/2009
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    • Helping the Irish
    • Woman: Help! Help! An Irishman tried to rape me! Police Officer: How do you know he was Irish? Woman: I had to help him.
    • snowhawkmike 04/06/2009
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    • Free Milk
    • A guy picks up a girl in a bar, brings her home, and they start getting it on. He starts sucking on one of her tits and milk comes out. He...
    • snowhawkmike 04/06/2009
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    • Show some respect.
    • This guy is really horny, but all he has is two dollars. He goes to the nearest whore house and says to the man working there, "Look, I'm...
    • snowhawkmike 04/06/2009
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    • Ladies at Lunch
    • Mary: So right there in the bar, he reached over and put his hand on my thigh! Jill: What did you do? Mary: I asked, "Are you trying to...
    • Sutherland_03 01/10/2009
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    • Dont push it ok!
    • This bloke's in bed with his missus when there's a rat-a-tat-tat on the door. He rolls over and looks at his clock, and it's half three in the...
    • slipknob 12/12/2008
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    • Drunken Driving
    • A bloke is driving happily along in his car with his girlfriend when he’s pulled over by the police. The officer approaches him and asks,...
    • Ragoy 11/28/2008
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    • Over Qualified
    • A young man hired by a supermarket reported for his first day of work. The manager greeted him with a warm handshake and a smile, gave him a...
    • markaronhalt 11/23/2008
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    • Did you pee on that cat?
    • A student walks up to a teacher and says that there is a dead cat in the front of the school. The teacher asks him if he is sure the cats dead....
    • kochenderfer 11/13/2008
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    • Speeding
    • One day while on patrol, a police officer pulled over a car for speeding. He went up to the car and asked the driver to roll down her window. The...
    • Tslice 09/12/2008
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    • House on fire
    • A man's house is on fire. He runs out of the house with his son and tells him to wait outside. Then he runs back in and gets is daughter and...
    • ghoul_69 09/11/2008
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    • Old man on a Bus
    • An old man gets on a crowded bus and no one gives him a seat. As the bus shakes and rattles, the old mans cane slips on the floor and he...
    • sterling2008 08/31/2008
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    • stampede!!
    • How do you start a jew stampede? throw a pennie down the street How do you start a mexican stampede? drive your pick up truck through a...
    • crayzykyle 08/20/2008
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    • Two Friends
    • TWO FRIENDS WERE WALKING THROUGH THE DESERT DURING SOME POINT OF THE JOURNEY THEY HAD AN ARGUMENT AND ONE FRIEND SLAPPED THE OTHER ONE IN...
    • sp67 07/10/2008
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