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    • a conversation with santa
    • 10:15am theonesanta: I love you10:16am wanna get naked?10:16am ruffscuba: yes u?10:16am theonesanta :already naked10:16am ruffscuba: thats...
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    • porsche baby
    • whats the difference between a bag of dead people and a porsche 911? i dont have a porsche 911 in my garage?
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    • marriage role play
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    • Spouse dreams
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    • Sandwiches
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    • The laughing customer
    • A man walks into a pharmacy, buys a condom, then walks out of the store laughing hysterically. The pharmacist thinks this is weird, but, hey,...
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    • The price of being good
    • 3 Men were waiting to go to heaven. St Peter was at the gate and said, "However good you were to your wife that is the vehicle you will get...
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    • Tricking a nun
    • A hippie gets onto a bus and sits next to a nun in the front seat. The hippie looks over and asks the nun if she would have sex with him. The...
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    • 3 Dogs at the Vet
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    • Swine Flu
    • It was once said that a black man would become president when "pigs fly". 100 days after Obama is put into office....Swine Flu.
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    • Blind date
    • Joe took his blind date to the carnival. "What would you like to do first, Kim?" asked Joe. "I want to get weighed," she...
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    • Speak English
    • An Amish farmer walking through his field notices a man drinking from his pond, with his hand. The Amish man shouts: "Trink das wasser...
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    • Marijuana Firewood
    • 'Hello, Is this the Police Station?' 'Yes. What can I do for you?' 'I'm calling to report 'bout my neighbor Jack Murphy...He's...
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    • Rectum stretcher
    • While I was driving down the M1 the other day, (going a little faster than I should have been) I passed under a bridge only to see a policeman on...
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    • A cheater's defense
    • The wife came home early and found her husband in their bedroom making love to a very attractive young woman. And was somewhat upset. "You...
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    • 69 fart
    • A young man goes to a whorehouse to experience his first taste of sex. The madam suggests that he start with 69. He decides to give it a try. The...
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    • My wife's night out
    • The other night I was invited out for a night with the 'girls.' I told my husband that I would be home by midnight, 'I promise!' Well, the...
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    • Smart ass teacher
    • A college teacher reminds her class of tomorrow's final exam. "Now class, I won't tolerate any excuses for you not being here tomorrow. I...
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    • Jesus is Watching You...
    • A burglar broke into a house one night. He picked up a CD player to place in his sack and a strange, disembodied voice echoed from the dark,...
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    • Why parents drink
    • Why Parents drink! A Mother passing by her son's bedroom was astonished to see that his bed was nicely made and everything was picked...
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    • Anniversary blues
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    • More DEAD BABY JOKES!!
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    • Twinky Wrapper
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    • Bad Medicine
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    • the man and the cat
    • the man goes to the pet store to look for a pet for his kid. when he arrives the worker asks "what can i help you with today?" the...
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    • Crazy Bartender!
    • I go up to the bartender and say one beer plz? he says " Arn't you under aged?" I say " Why yes, Yes i am" And he...
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    • An Engineer And A Programmer
    • A programmer and an engineer are sitting next to each other on a long flight from Los Angeles to New York. The programmer leans over to the...
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