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    • a conversation with santa

    • 10:15am theonesanta: I love you10:16am wanna get naked?10:16am ruffscuba: yes u?10:16am theonesanta :already naked10:16am ruffscuba: thats...
    • ruffscuba
      Uploaded 11/19/2010
      • 844 Views
      • 1 Comments
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    • porsche baby

    • whats the difference between a bag of dead people and a porsche 911? i dont have a porsche 911 in my garage?
    • 255rawrness552
      Uploaded 10/29/2009
      • 926 Views
      • 3 Comments
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    • marriage role play

    • A man and a woman, who have never met before, but are both married to other people, found themselves assigned to the same sleeping room on a...
    • angidawn
      Uploaded 10/09/2009
      • 1.6k Views
      • 3 Comments
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    • Spouse dreams

    • Wife : "I dreamt they were auctioning off dicks. The big ones went for ten dollars and the thick ones went for twenty...
    • angidawn
      Uploaded 10/09/2009
      • 882 Views
      • 2 Comments
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    • Sandwiches

    • An englishman, an irish man and a scotsman were all sitting on a building site in their lunch time, the englishman says to the other two 'Urgh,...
    • Shadow_Dawg
      Uploaded 08/13/2009
      • 2.8k Views
      • 1 Comments
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    • The laughing customer

    • A man walks into a pharmacy, buys a condom, then walks out of the store laughing hysterically. The pharmacist thinks this is weird, but, hey,...
    • Shadow_Dawg
      Uploaded 08/12/2009
      • 892 Views
      • 3 Comments
      • 0 Favorites
    • The price of being good

    • 3 Men were waiting to go to heaven. St Peter was at the gate and said, "However good you were to your wife that is the vehicle you will get...
    • Shadow_Dawg
      Uploaded 08/11/2009
      • 1.1k Views
      • 1 Comments
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    • Tricking a nun

    • A hippie gets onto a bus and sits next to a nun in the front seat. The hippie looks over and asks the nun if she would have sex with him. The...
    • Shadow_Dawg
      Uploaded 08/11/2009
      • 763 Views
      • 1 Comments
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    • 3 Dogs at the Vet

    • 3 dogs, a Doberman, a Boxer and a German Shepard are sitting in a vets office and strike up a conversation. The Doberman turns to the Boxer and...
    • Mikemisat
      Uploaded 08/01/2009
      • 3.3k Views
      • 7 Comments
      • 2 Favorites
    • Swine Flu

    • It was once said that a black man would become president when "pigs fly". 100 days after Obama is put into office....Swine Flu.
    • joey9293
      Uploaded 05/01/2009
      • 3.1k Views
      • 3 Comments
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    • Blind date

    • Joe took his blind date to the carnival. "What would you like to do first, Kim?" asked Joe. "I want to get weighed," she...
    • Resevior69
      Uploaded 03/26/2009
      • 1k Views
      • 3 Comments
      • 1 Favorites
    • Speak English

    • An Amish farmer walking through his field notices a man drinking from his pond, with his hand. The Amish man shouts: "Trink das wasser...
    • milestyles55
      Uploaded 03/12/2009
      • 1.1k Views
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    • Marijuana Firewood

    • 'Hello, Is this the Police Station?' 'Yes. What can I do for you?' 'I'm calling to report 'bout my neighbor Jack Murphy...He's...
    • Mikemisat
      Uploaded 03/11/2009
      • 1.3k Views
      • 4 Comments
      • 0 Favorites
    • Jew and a Canoe

    • Q:Whats the difference between a Jew and a Canoe? A:A canoe will TIP once in a while.
    • ionttfaf123
      Uploaded 03/07/2009
      • 575 Views
      • 1 Comments
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    • Rectum stretcher

    • While I was driving down the M1 the other day, (going a little faster than I should have been) I passed under a bridge only to see a policeman on...
    • manneklint
      Uploaded 01/11/2009
      • 673 Views
      • 2 Comments
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    • A cheater's defense

    • The wife came home early and found her husband in their bedroom making love to a very attractive young woman. And was somewhat upset. "You...
    • manneklint
      Uploaded 01/11/2009
      • 838 Views
      • 1 Comments
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    • 69 fart

    • A young man goes to a whorehouse to experience his first taste of sex. The madam suggests that he start with 69. He decides to give it a try. The...
    • Nuck_4_Life
      Uploaded 01/02/2009
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    • My wife's night out

    • The other night I was invited out for a night with the 'girls.' I told my husband that I would be home by midnight, 'I promise!' Well, the...
    • potatosack
      Uploaded 12/04/2008
      • 629 Views
      • 4 Comments
      • 0 Favorites
    • Smart ass teacher

    • A college teacher reminds her class of tomorrow's final exam. "Now class, I won't tolerate any excuses for you not being here tomorrow. I...
    • re4manonline
      Uploaded 11/30/2008
      • 416 Views
      • 8 Comments
      • 2 Favorites
    • Funny Joke Must See.

    • There is a Mexican and a Black person in a car, who is driving? A) The cop.
    • RJ69
      Uploaded 11/19/2008
      • 657 Views
      • 3 Comments
      • 0 Favorites
    • Jesus is Watching You...

    • A burglar broke into a house one night. He picked up a CD player to place in his sack and a strange, disembodied voice echoed from the dark,...
    • milestyles55
      Uploaded 11/18/2008
      • 663 Views
      • 5 Comments
      • 0 Favorites
    • Why parents drink

    • Why Parents drink! A Mother passing by her son's bedroom was astonished to see that his bed was nicely made and everything was picked...
    • cleptic_monkey
      Uploaded 11/18/2008
      • 2.5k Views
      • 2 Comments
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    • Anniversary blues

    • A married couple went out for dinner on their anniversary. The husband orders the finest bottle of wine the restaurant has. After they've both...
    • boatsandhoes
      Uploaded 11/17/2008
      • 523 Views
      • 2 Comments
      • 0 Favorites
    • More DEAD BABY JOKES!!

    • How do you get 100 babies into a bucket? With a blender! How do you get them out again? With tortilla chips!!! How many dead babies...
    • FuckingTwisted
      Uploaded 11/12/2008
      • 4.8k Views
      • 29 Comments
      • 2 Favorites
    • Twinky Wrapper

    • A boy found a condom in the trash and said, "Mom what's this?" His mom said ,"It's a twinky wrapper." The boy said,...
    • holyhell666
      Uploaded 11/12/2008
      • 809 Views
      • 1 Comments
      • 0 Favorites
    • Bad Medicine

    • Bob's wife Shela recently was diagnosed with a uncurable disease. He went to visit her in the hospital and soon as he walked through the doors...
    • DreaD08
      Uploaded 11/10/2008
      • 664 Views
      • 5 Comments
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    • the man and the cat

    • the man goes to the pet store to look for a pet for his kid. when he arrives the worker asks "what can i help you with today?" the...
    • sausdogg7
      Uploaded 11/04/2008
      • 456 Views
      • 2 Comments
      • 0 Favorites
    • Little Johnny, Moses, and the Professor

    • An atheist professor was walking in the local park when he noticed little Johnny proclaiming his belief in God. Little Johnny was standing on a...
    • reyo
      Uploaded 10/30/2008
      • 1.2k Views
      • 3 Comments
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    • Crazy Bartender!

    • I go up to the bartender and say one beer plz? he says " Arn't you under aged?" I say " Why yes, Yes i am" And he...
    • RockDevil
      Uploaded 10/26/2008
      • 649 Views
      • 5 Comments
      • 0 Favorites
    • An Engineer And A Programmer

    • A programmer and an engineer are sitting next to each other on a long flight from Los Angeles to New York. The programmer leans over to the...
    • parlay
      Uploaded 10/20/2008
      • 532 Views
      • 3 Comments
      • 0 Favorites
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