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- Do you like Dragons?
- Cuz in a minute i'll be Dragon my balls across your face.
- TheOneAnOnly 01/02/2013
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- The only truthfull Knock Knock joke!
- Knock Knock whos there boo boo who? quit cryin you fuckin pussy its not the end of the world!
- 0mfg0wned 01/11/2011
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- How do you make a tissue dance?
- you put a little boogie in it...... da dun chiii
- 0mfg0wned 01/11/2011
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- a conversation with santa
- 10:15am theonesanta: I love you10:16am wanna get naked?10:16am ruffscuba: yes u?10:16am theonesanta :already naked10:16am ruffscuba: thats awesome i...
- ruffscuba 11/19/2010
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- What is difference between a republican and a democrat?
- What is difference between a republican and a democrat? There political views. lol
- CrayonsFTW 08/03/2010
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- porsche baby
- whats the difference between a bag of dead people and a porsche 911? i dont have a porsche 911 in my garage?
- 255rawrness552 10/29/2009
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- marriage role play
- A man and a woman, who have never met before, but are both married to other people, found themselves assigned to the same sleeping room on a...
- angidawn 10/09/2009
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- Spouse dreams
- Wife : "I dreamt they were auctioning off dicks. The big ones went for ten dollars and the thick ones went for twenty dollars." Husband...
- angidawn 10/09/2009
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- What you get for 25 bucks in Vegas!
- George and Harriet decided to celebrate their 25th Wedding Anniversary with a trip to Las Vegas. When they entered the hotel/casino and registered, a...
- Nuck_4_Life 08/19/2009
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- Sandwiches
- An englishman, an irish man and a scotsman were all sitting on a building site in their lunch time, the englishman says to the other two 'Urgh, ham...
- Shadow_Dawg 08/13/2009
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- The laughing customer
- A man walks into a pharmacy, buys a condom, then walks out of the store laughing hysterically. The pharmacist thinks this is weird, but, hey,...
- Shadow_Dawg 08/12/2009
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- The price of being good
- 3 Men were waiting to go to heaven. St Peter was at the gate and said, "However good you were to your wife that is the vehicle you will get in...
- Shadow_Dawg 08/11/2009
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- Tricking a nun
- A hippie gets onto a bus and sits next to a nun in the front seat. The hippie looks over and asks the nun if she would have sex with him. The...
- Shadow_Dawg 08/11/2009
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- 3 Dogs at the Vet
- 3 dogs, a Doberman, a Boxer and a German Shepard are sitting in a vets office and strike up a conversation. The Doberman turns to the Boxer and...
- Mikemisat 08/01/2009
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- Blind date
- Joe took his blind date to the carnival. "What would you like to do first, Kim?" asked Joe. "I want to get weighed," she said....
- Resevior69 03/26/2009
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- Speak English
- An Amish farmer walking through his field notices a man drinking from his pond, with his hand. The Amish man shouts: "Trink das wasser...
- milestyles55 03/12/2009
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- Marijuana Firewood
- 'Hello, Is this the Police Station?' 'Yes. What can I do for you?' 'I'm calling to report 'bout my neighbor Jack Murphy...He's...
- Mikemisat 03/11/2009
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- Jew and a Canoe
- Q:Whats the difference between a Jew and a Canoe? A:A canoe will TIP once in a while.
- ionttfaf123 03/07/2009
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- 13 Year Old Owned In A Chat
- 1/8/2009 6:18:44 PM TheNamesDarkly Farfenwafle 1/8/2009 6:19:04 PM Farfenwafle TheNamesDarkly wtf? 1/8/2009...
- Darknick1994 03/01/2009
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- If you click this it means your a faggot.
- You fail. also if you leave a positive comment, you fail.
- urmomandme 02/28/2009
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- Rectum stretcher
- While I was driving down the M1 the other day, (going a little faster than I should have been) I passed under a bridge only to see a policeman on the...
- manneklint 01/11/2009
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- A cheater's defense
- The wife came home early and found her husband in their bedroom making love to a very attractive young woman. And was somewhat upset. "You are a...
- manneklint 01/11/2009
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- 69 fart
- A young man goes to a whorehouse to experience his first taste of sex. The madam suggests that he start with 69. He decides to give it a try. The...
- Nuck_4_Life 01/02/2009
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- Top 20 Random Chuck Norris Jokes
- 1. Some kids piss their name into snow, Chuck Norris can piss his name into concrete. 2. Once, while having sex in a tractor-trailer, part of Chuck...
- Dead4Decades 12/09/2008
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- Little Boy Fishing With Grandpap
- It was a bright sunny day out on the lake in Michigan. A litle 13 year old boy was out fishing with his grandpap out on the lake. An hour after being...
- Dead4Decades 12/09/2008
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- My wife's night out
- The other night I was invited out for a night with the 'girls.' I told my husband that I would be home by midnight, 'I promise!' Well, the hours...
- potatosack 12/04/2008
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- Smart ass teacher
- A college teacher reminds her class of tomorrow's final exam. "Now class, I won't tolerate any excuses for you not being here tomorrow. I might...
- re4manonline 11/30/2008
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- Funny Joke Must See.
- There is a Mexican and a Black person in a car, who is driving? A) The cop.
- RJ69 11/19/2008
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- Jesus is Watching You...
- A burglar broke into a house one night. He picked up a CD player to place in his sack and a strange, disembodied voice echoed from the dark, saying,...
- milestyles55 11/18/2008
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- Why parents drink
- Why Parents drink! A Mother passing by her son's bedroom was astonished to see that his bed was nicely made and everything was picked...
- cleptic_monkey 11/18/2008
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- Anniversary blues
- A married couple went out for dinner on their anniversary. The husband orders the finest bottle of wine the restaurant has. After they've both had a...
- boatsandhoes 11/17/2008
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- More DEAD BABY JOKES!!
- How do you get 100 babies into a bucket? With a blender! How do you get them out again? With tortilla chips!!! How many dead babies...
- FuckingTwisted 11/12/2008
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- Twinky Wrapper
- A boy found a condom in the trash and said, "Mom what's this?" His mom said ,"It's a twinky wrapper." The boy said, "Good...
- holyhell666 11/12/2008
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- Bad Medicine
- Bob's wife Shela recently was diagnosed with a uncurable disease. He went to visit her in the hospital and soon as he walked through the doors was...
- DreaD08 11/10/2008
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- the man and the cat
- the man goes to the pet store to look for a pet for his kid. when he arrives the worker asks "what can i help you with today?" the man...
- sausdogg7 11/04/2008
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- A WOMAN WITH NO ARMS AND NO LEGS
- A WOMAN WITH NO ARMS AND NO LEGS IS ON THE BEACH SO SHE HOPS OVER TO THE LIFEGUARD AND SAYS"PLEASE FUCK ME" SO THE LIFEGUARD IGNORES HER...
- ANGELO131111 11/03/2008
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- Little Johnny, Moses, and the Professor
- An atheist professor was walking in the local park when he noticed little Johnny proclaiming his belief in God. Little Johnny was standing on a park...
- reyo 10/30/2008
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- Crazy Bartender!
- I go up to the bartender and say one beer plz? he says " Arn't you under aged?" I say " Why yes, Yes i am" And he...
- RockDevil 10/26/2008
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- An Engineer And A Programmer
- A programmer and an engineer are sitting next to each other on a long flight from Los Angeles to New York. The programmer leans over to the...
- parlay 10/20/2008
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