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    • Short Dirty Jokes!
    • Short Dirty JokesQ: Why doesn't a chicken wear pants?A: Because his pecker is on his head!Q. What did the penis say to the condom?A. Cover me im...
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    • Pants on the ground
    • Pans on tha grown Pans on tha grown Lookin' like a FOO wit cho pants on tha grown Will ta gole ya mou Hat turn sidewaa Pan hit tha grown Call yo...
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    • Camo clothing
    • There once was pirate captain who, whenever it looked like a battle would be imminent would change into a red shirt. After observing this...
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    • Ah nuts!
    • A pirate walks into a bar with a helm (for those who are slow,it's the steering wheel of a ship) on the crotch of his pants. He walks up to the...
    • Chihiro_Chan 05/12/2009
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    • Second Opinion
    • The doctor said, 'Joe, the good news is I can cure your headaches. The bad news is that it will require castration. You have a very rare...
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    • Condoms On Isle 12
    • This guy goes to a super market and goes to isle 12 and asks for a box of condoms. The lady askes "what size" and the guy says...
    • xckxgoaleprcaun 03/21/2009
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    • The Captain's Pants
    • On one fine sunny day out in the Caribbean, Captain Jack was informed by his lookout that there were 3 Pirate ships spotted about 10 miles out. ...
    • SuperSpy 03/17/2009
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    • Who wears the pants.
    • A young couple just married were in their honeymoon suite on their wedding night. As they undressed for bed the husband who was a big bully...
    • Riley 01/18/2009
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    • Smart lady
    • A soldier walked into a supermarket with his zipper down. A lady cashier walked up to him and said, 'Your barracks door is open.' Not a phrase...
    • Riley 01/13/2009
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    • the 6th finger
    • After having their 11th child, an Arkansas couple decided that they had enough kids. So, the husband and wife went to the doctor and told him...
    • guinness13494 12/30/2008
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    • Star Wars Pants
    • 20 lines from Star Wars that can be improved if you substitute the word 'pants' 1. A tremor in the pants. The last time I felt this was in...
    • markaronhalt 11/23/2008
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    • Whats in my pants?
    • Once upon a time there lived a king. The king had a beautiful daughter, the PRINCESS. But there was a problem. Everything the princess...
    • mentosbob12 11/05/2008
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    • a doctor visit gone wrong
    • This beautiful woman one day walks into a doctors office and the doctor is bowled over by how stunningly awesome she is. All his professionallism...
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    • Pants vs Knickers
    • The newlyweds are in their honeymoon room and the groom decides to let the bride know where she stands right from the start of the...
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    • farmer at the movie
    • a farmer went 2 see a movie. the ticket agent looked up and asked, "sir, whats that on your shoulder?" the farmer replied," well...
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    • Grandpa Hunting Story
    • An old legendary hunter is telling his old hunting stories to his teenage grandchild. Grandpa: Back in 1942, we went big game hunting. We...
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    • A Drunk Pukes on his Shirt
    • A drunk in a bar pukes all over his own shirt, which was brand new before he came in. “Damn,” he says. “I puked on my shirt again. If the...
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    • Pants in the Marriage
    • A newly married husband and wife retire to their hotel room after the wedding. The new husband removes his trousers and throws them to his...
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    • Knickerless
    • Knickerless Joe is sitting on a train across from a busty blonde wearing a tiny mini skirt. Despite his efforts, he is unable to stop...
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    • Definitely
    • A nursery school teacher says to her class, "Who can use the word 'definitely' in a sentence?" First little girl says, "The sky...
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    • The Old Explorer
    • A young reporter went to a retirement home to interview an aged but legendary explorer. The reporter asked the old man to tell him the most...
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    • WHAT??
    • What does a dog do that a man steps into? Pants
    • jengelz 06/27/2008
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    • Pickle in the pants
    • There was a guy on the beach with about 25 gorgeous chicks swarming all around him. Seeing this, a second guy strolls on up to him and asks,...
    • lilcurl 05/13/2008
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    • premature ejaculation
    • I went to a fancy dress party the other week, wearing only a pair of Jeans. A woman at the party said to me, "this is a fancy dress...
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    • Newlyweds
    • The newlyweds are in their honeymoon room and the groom decides to let the bride know where she stands right from the start of the...
    • ghoul_69 04/17/2008
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    • red shirt brown pants
    • there were two ships on the open sea, as one came near the other to get ready to fight the captain said, go get me my red shirt. so the crew...
    • 1994300ex 04/10/2008
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    • red shirt and brown pants
    • there were two ships on the open sea, as one came near the other to get ready to fight the captain said, go get me my red shirt. so the crew...
    • 1994300ex 04/06/2008
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    • boy and girl
    • a boy and a girl were playing one day. the girl reached for the football but the boy took it and said "girls can't play football". with...
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