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    • The New Parrot

    • Sue went to a pet shop and immediately spotted a large, beautiful parrot. There was a sign on the cage that said ... $50.00. "Why so...
    • Marine13
      Uploaded 03/01/2011
      • 1.3k Views
      • 6 Comments
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    • 3 Dogs at the Vet

    • 3 dogs, a Doberman, a Boxer and a German Shepard are sitting in a vets office and strike up a conversation. The Doberman turns to the Boxer and...
    • Mikemisat
      Uploaded 08/01/2009
      • 3.3k Views
      • 7 Comments
      • 2 Favorites
    • Girl with a lisp

    • A little girl walks into a pet shop and asks in the Sweetest little lisp: "Excuthe me, mithter, do you keep wittle wabiths?" And...
    • rondetto
      Uploaded 07/17/2009
      • 1.1k Views
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    • should've gotten a dog...

    • Giving Pills to Pets How to give a cat a pill 1. Pick up cat and cradle it in the crook of your left arm as if holding a baby. Position...
    • smodaddy
      Uploaded 06/29/2009
      • 539 Views
      • 4 Comments
      • 0 Favorites
    • WHAT PETS WRITE IN THEIR DIARIES

    • Excerpts from a Dog's Diary...... 8:00 am - Dog food! My favorite thing!9:30 am - A car ride! My favorite thing!9:40 am - A walk in the park! My...
    • warhammer48
      Uploaded 02/23/2009
      • 516 Views
      • 4 Comments
      • 0 Favorites
    • A Little Message for Pet Owners

    • The following was found posted very low on a refrigerator door. Dear Dogs and Cats: The dishes with the paw prints are yours and contain your...
    • GlueChickeN
      Uploaded 01/28/2009
      • 949 Views
      • 2 Comments
      • 0 Favorites
    • New Pets

    • A man and his wife are returning from holiday, while on holiday they decided to buy themselves some pets, he bought a snake while the woman got a...
    • dcervenka05
      Uploaded 01/11/2009
      • 528 Views
      • 3 Comments
      • 0 Favorites
    • Dog in the Park

    • Two gay guys are walking through the park when they see a dog licking his own balls. The first gay guy says, "Wow, I wish I could do...
    • boc1500
      Uploaded 06/10/2008
      • 763 Views
      • 3 Comments
      • 0 Favorites
    • Alaskan Road Trip

    • A man was driving down an Alaskan road and his car suddenly broke down. He phoned the Alaskan Mobile Fixit Service and they arrived shortly...
    • ChrisSisley
      Uploaded 02/12/2008
      • 616 Views
      • 2 Comments
      • 0 Favorites
    • No more drinking

    • A depressed-looking regular enters a bar and orders a Coke. The bartender asks why he doesn't want his usual shot of whiskey. "I quit...
    • whitni06
      Uploaded 02/11/2008
      • 542 Views
      • 3 Comments
      • 0 Favorites
    • No more drinking

    • A depressed-looking regular enters a bar and orders a Coke. The bartender asks why he doesn't want his usual shot of whiskey. "I quit...
    • whitni06
      Uploaded 02/11/2008
      • 542 Views
      • 3 Comments
      • 0 Favorites
    • Penguins

    • A cop pulled over a man who was driving a car filled with penguins. "Sir," the officer said to the driver, "you can't have all...
    • psterr
      Uploaded 01/29/2008
      • 834 Views
      • 0 Comments
      • 0 Favorites
    • Mad Cows

    • there are 2 cows in a pasture: the first cow says "hey, are you afraid of the Mad Cow disease going around?" Then the second cow says "Nope im...
    • dacodacodaco
      Uploaded 01/12/2008
      • 673 Views
      • 0 Comments
      • 1 Favorites
    • The blonde and the bird seed

    • After buying a mansion a blonde later decided she was lonley and got five bags of bird seed at the pet store. The clerk asked why so many?...
    • RggBurry954000
      Uploaded 12/06/2007
      • 4.5k Views
      • 15 Comments
      • 1 Favorites
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