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    • Some frat boys let three goats loose on the grounds of their college. Before they let their animals go, they painted the numbers 1, 2, and 4 on...
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    • First day of class
    • A new primary school teacher starts her first day of class. She begins by asking students to stand and introduce themselves The first child...
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    • Fireman sex
    • A FIREMAN came home from work one day and told his wife, "You know, we have a wonderful system at the fire station: BELL 1 rings and we all...
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    • A girl asks her boyfriend to come over Friday night and have dinner with her parents. This being a big event, the girl tells her boyfriend that...
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    • Man and Daughter
    • A man and a woman were driving down the road arguing about his deplorable fidelity practices when suddenly, the woman reaches over and slices off...
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    • A little girl and her mother were out and about. Out of the blue, the girl asked her mother, "Mommy, How old are you?" The...
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    • A lawyer married a woman who had previously divorced ten husbands. On their wedding night, she told her new husband, "Please be gentle,...
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    • Two zebras are talking and one asks the other, "Am I black with white stripes or white with black stripes?" The other replies,...
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    • An airline captain was breaking in a new blonde stewardess. The route they were flying had a layover in another city. Upon their arrival, the...
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    • If blondes and bimbos were the same thing, the prefix 'bim' could be used to create new words that describe them: Bimbabble - noises coming...
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    • A completely inebriated man was stumbling down the street with one foot on the curb and one foot in the gutter. A cop pulled up and said,...
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    • Two women friends had gone out for a Girls Night Out, and had been decidedly over-enthusiastic on the cocktails. Incredibly drunk and walking...
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    • A local United Way office realized that the organization had never received a donation from the town's most successful lawyer. The person in...
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    • A blonde, wanting to earn some money, decided to hire herself out as a handyman-type and started canvassing a wealthy neighborhood. She went to...
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    • Bob was in trouble. He forgot his wedding anniversary. His wife was really pissed. She told him "Tomorrow morning, I expect to find a...
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    • A husband read an article to his wife about how many words women use a day... 30,000 to a man's 15,000. The wife replied, "The reason has to...
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    • i saw a very endowed woman on the street the other day, she had a shirt on that said "guess" i looked at her, said implants? she hit me.
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    • Subject: Larry LaPrise dead at 93 With all the sadness and trauma going on in the world at the moment, it is worth reflecting on the death of...
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    • A man, whose level of drunkenness was bordering on the absurd, stood up to leave a bar and fell flat on his face. "Maybe all I need is...
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    • Contempt of Court A man was forced to take a day off from work to appear for a minor traffic summons. He grew increasingly restless as he...
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    • Bill Clinton, Hilary Clinton, Al Gore, and Tipper Gore were on a plane flight, looking down at the world. Bill Clinton said, "ya know, I...
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    • A boy and his father were playing ball in the front yard when the boy saw a honeybee. He ran over and stomped it. "Don't do that, that...
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    • "I am a Yankees fan," a first-grade teacher explains to her class. "Who likes the Yankees?" Everyone raises a hand except one...
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    • A man said to his wife, "I don't know how you can be so stupid and so beautiful at the same time." The wife responded, "Allow...
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    • Dr. Laura Schlessinger is a radio personality who dispenses advice to people who call in to her radio show. Recently, she said that, as an...
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    • I saw a fat person wearing a sweatshirt with 'Guess' on it. I said 'Thyroid problem?' When I was a kid I used to pray every night for a new...
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    • Q: What is a frog's favorite drink? A: CROAK-a cola
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    • Blow Dryer Prank
    • Here's what you do, the night before get the blow dryer and get baby powder (or whatever powder) put it all in where the air comes out (clean...
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    • the clap
    • there was this kid and he went into the getto and he was hearing everyone talking about the clap. it sounded very bad and dangerous so he went...
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    • Soft Spot
    • Why do babies have soft spots on their heads? So you can carry 5 in each hand.
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    • Urine Resample
    • A young woman was in the hospital, recovering from major surgery. She hated being stuck in the tiny little room and the daily routine was...
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    • Three Sons
    • Three sons left home, went out on their own, and prospered. Getting back together, they discussed the gifts they were able to give their elderly...
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    • JEREMY BEADLE
    • There will be 1 minutes silence tonight at midnight for recently deceased Prankster and tv personality Jeremy beadle, exactly when the big hand...
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    • a woman walks down a street one day and runs into a man. the man says " my your hair smells good today" the woman then says "yeah ok" the next...
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