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    • True Story
    • "Ring!" "Ring!" Hello. "Hey Ryan it's Amanda. I think I'm pregnant." You're welcome. "Click!"
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    • Spaghetti On Back LOL
    • For several years, a man was having an affair with an Italian woman. One night, she confided in him that she was pregnant. Not wanting to...
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    • The light
    • What's the difference between a pregnant woman and a lightbulb? You can un-screw a lightbulb!
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    • A pregnant woman with her first child, paid a visit to her obstetrician's office. After the exam, she shyly said, "My husband wants me...
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    • Little Johnny and the girl
    • Little Johnny came running into the house and asked, "Mommy, can little girls have babies?" "No," said his mom, "of...
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    • Just A WEE Bit
    • "An extraordinarily handsome man decided he had the responsibility to marry the perfect woman so they could produce beautiful children...
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    • visit to the hospital
    • A woman goes to the doctors complaining of stomach cramps. She gets sent off for some test and comes back a week later. "Well, I hope...
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    • Three pregnant woman
    • 3 Pregnant women sitting knitting... The first takes a handful of pills and continues. The second asks what are the pills you are...
    • guinness13494 11/09/2009
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    • My wife is pregnant
    • A man speaks frantically into the phone, "My wife is pregnant, and her contractions are only two minutes apart!" "Is this her...
    • Delice78 11/08/2009
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    • Pregnant with my child
    • An 85-year old man is having his annual checkup. The Doctor asks him how he is feeling. "I've got an eighteen-year old bride who's...
    • dimes138 11/07/2009
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    • Dunlop Baby
    • A young woman who was several months pregnant boarded a bus. When she noticed a young man smiling at her, she began feeling humiliated on account...
    • hooms7877 08/10/2009
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    • Italian affair
    • For several years, a man was having an affair with an Italian woman. One night, she told him that she was pregnant. Not wanting to ruin his...
    • rondetto 07/02/2009
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    • Naughty girl
    • An 18 year-old girl tells her Mum that she has missed her period for two months. Very worried, the mother goes to the Chemist and buys a...
    • rondetto 06/30/2009
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    • Pregnancy Q n A!
    • Q: Am I more likely to get pregnant if my husband wears boxers rather than briefs? A: Yes, but you'll have an even better chance if he doesn't...
    • musicman6969 06/25/2009
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    • Breaking it down
    • A guy was chasing his pregnant wife with a knife. All of a sudden she stops and screams: "My water broke." Her husband grabs her by the arms and...
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    • A Few Random Come-backs
    • You’re so dumb you thought Taco Bell was a phone company. You’re so fat when you jumped up you got stuck. You’re so fat you got baptized at Sea...
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    • Baby mis-hap
    • A fairly young couple were happily married, and had been for a few years. They had a pretty good sex-life. However, un-be-known to the husband,...
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    • 8 Months Pregnant
    • A lady about 8 months pregnant got on a bus. She noticed the man opposite her was smiling at her.She immediately moved to another seat. This...
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    • Fooling Around
    • A middle-aged couple, with two beautiful daughters, decided to try one last time for the son they always wanted. Soon, the wife became...
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    • Men on a Train
    • An American man is riding a train in a European country. His seatmate knows some English, and they end up chatting. The seatmate asks if the...
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    • Pregnant Turkey
    • One year at Thanksgiving, my mom went to my sister's house for the traditional feast. Knowing how gullible my sister is, my mom decided to...
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    • Blonde Joke
    • A blonde came running up to her husband in the driveway as he came home from work. "Honey, I have some really great news for you!"...
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    • Pregnant Wife
    • A man took his pregnant wife to the hospital. The doctor looked her over and told them it would be a rather difficult delivery. He offered to let...
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    • Taxi Rape
    • One woman stops a taxi. - To the airport, please. After ten minutes the taxi driver, watching the woman in the mirror, says: - You are third...
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    • Pregnant Nurses
    • A doctor noticed that many of the nurses were pregnant. Worried about a staff shortage he asked the manager when they were due. As they went room...
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    • doctor visit
    • A woman takes her 16-year-old daughter to the doctor.The doctor says, "Okay, Mrs. Jones, what's the problem?"The mother says,...
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    • Da Pimp Want A Kid
    • Da Pimp wanted to have a kid so he calls up his hottest biatch on the right day and gives her all of his best. A few weeks later her belly starts...
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    • Best short story
    • A College class was told they had to write a short story in as few words as possible. The instructions were: The short story had to contain the...
    • crip494 10/03/2008
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    • Vacation Time
    • For three straight years a young attorney had been taking his brief vacations at the same country inn, once per year. During his last visit he'd...
    • djohn23 09/26/2008
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    • Not This Time
    • A middle-aged couple, with two beautiful daughters, decided to try one last time for the son they always wanted. Soon, the wife became...
    • Shadeofdespair 09/15/2008
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    • Lamaze Class
    • The room was full of pregnant women and their partners, and the Lamaze class was in full swing. The instructor was teaching the women how to...
    • djohn23 09/05/2008
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    • Pregnant girl
    • An eighteen-year-old Italian girl tells her mom that she has missed her period for two months. Very worried, the mother goes to the drugstore and...
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