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- bar joke
- A man in a pub asks for a beer. The barman says, "Sure, that'll be one dollar." "One dollar?" exclaims the man. Reading the...
- itsbriand_bitch 01/14/2012
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- A fat loud American walks into a Glasgow pub...
- A large and very loud American goes into a pub in Glasgow. "I hear tell all you Scatch people are real hard drinkers." he says in a big...
- Tico_Chuffs 04/22/2010
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- Canada Dry
- I was asked once what on earth possessed me to travel to Canada. I told the man that I was sitting in a pub drinking with my friends. Then all of a...
- aesir911 04/09/2010
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- Desparete Fart
- I was in the pub yesterday when I suddenly realized I desperately needed to fart. The music was really, really loud, so I timed my farts with the...
- Bender 01/06/2010
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- At the bar
- A man and his girlfriend are at a bar when the girl goes to the bathroom. When she comes back she's crying. Her boyfriend asks her what...
- ghoul_69 09/17/2009
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- Best Toast of the Night
- John O'Reilly hoisted his beer and said, 'Here's to spending the rest of me life , between the legs of me wife!' That won him the top prize at...
- yuri_vaultin 08/14/2009
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- Patrick The Great
- John O'Mally takes a trip to Dublin and stops in at a country pub. There is a despondent man sitting next to him having a pint. He looks up at John...
- maags 08/11/2009
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- Irish, religion and a brothel
- Two Irish men were sitting at a pub having beer and watching the brothel across the street. They saw a baptist minister walk into the brothel, and...
- yuri_vaultin 08/10/2009
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- Sandwhich
- Two lawyers arrive at the pub and ordered a couple of drinks. They then take sandwiches from their briefcases and began to eat. Seeing this, the...
- rockzilla411 07/30/2009
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- Thr raffle
- Paddy and Earl were in the local bar enjoying a beer when they decided to get in on the weekly charity raffle. They bought five tickets each at a 1...
- rondetto 07/21/2009
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- The Milkman
- A man says to his blonde wife, "Guess what I heard at our favorite Pub today? They were saying the milkman is having sex with every Woman in...
- rondetto 07/03/2009
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- for the ladies
- One night a man was getting very drunk in a pub. He staggered back to take a piss, whipping his prick out as he went in the door. However, he had...
- idontwannakno 05/02/2009
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- Schlitz beer sucks.
- A man walks into a bar and asks the bartender for a case of beer, any kind except Schlitz. The bartender says, "What's wrong with Schlitz, don't...
- yuri_vaultin 03/16/2009
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- Patrick and his 3 pints of Guinness
- Patrick walks into a bar in Dublin, orders three pints of Guinness and sits in the corner of the room, drinking a sip out of each pint in...
- yuri_vaultin 03/11/2009
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- Homeless guys and the pub
- A pub landlord is shutting up for the night when there is a knock at the door. When he answers, a homeless man asks him for a toothpick. He gives him...
- yuri_vaultin 02/25/2009
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- Snuggie Pub Crawl This is a real artical in the Chicago Tribune
- Snuggie Pub Crawl coming By Vikki Ortiz | Tribune staff reporter 1:48 PM CST, February 13, 2009 Like many others who've seen commercials for...
- FrankieCicero 02/14/2009
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- One Condition
- Phil, a smart and handsome young man, dressed in the latest fashion, walked into this local pub. He noticed a woman gazing at him without blinking...
- mortgagemescott 02/13/2009
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- got beer?
- Joe tells his wife he is heading out to the pub for a drink. His wife starts complaining you never take me anywhere anymore. After hours of...
- dcervenka05 01/25/2009
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- Hook
- This young lady, sitting in a wheelchair at the local city pub, said that she had to leave. Her drinking companion Bill, being somewhat of a noble...
- Sutherland_03 01/10/2009
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- built in mobile
- a man walks into a pub, orders a beer and begins punching his hand with his finger as if he was dialing a phone. "what are you doing...
- mrturtle 01/04/2009
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- Irish Joke
- John hoisted his beer and said, “Here’s to spending the rest of me life, between the legs of me wife!” That won him the top prize at the pub...
- icdamgaci 12/12/2008
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- An Irish Ghost Story
- This story happened a while ago in Dublin , and even though it sounds like an Alfred Hitchcock tale, it's true. John Bradford, a Dublin University...
- milestyles55 12/02/2008
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- Clever Sandwich Trick
- Two lawyers arrive at the pub and ordered a couple of drinks. They then take sandwiches from their briefcases and began to eat. Seeing this, the...
- jonnng 11/24/2008
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- What does the british man say to the american guy?
- An American guy about 21 walks in a pub and sits next to a middle aged looking British man. The man orders a beer and the man asks, "so old...
- Darknick1994 11/11/2008
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- 3 Brits in a pub...
- Theres an Englishman, a Scotsman and an Irishman in a pub talking about their families. The Englishman says "Our son was born on St Georges...
- ItsHallowell 06/27/2008
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- Irish pub joke of the year
- Irishman walks into a bar, orders 3 pints of Guinness and drinks a sip out of each 1 in turn. When he finished all 3, he comes back to the bar and...
- afafa 05/19/2008
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- Big Willy Joke
- a man walked into a pub and on the bar was a jar full of 5 pound notes and a donkey , he asks the bar tender 'what is this?' the bar tender replies...
- Derbysquire 03/20/2008
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- We Don't Serve Your Kind!!
- A ham sandwich walks into a pub and the bartender says "hey, we don't serve ham sandwiches here!" and the ham sandwich says "that's...
- Teagarden 03/18/2008
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- pub toilet
- a man goes into a pub after few drinks and goes into the cubicle, suddenly he hears the man in the cubicle next him ask "hows it goin"? the...
- pyroboy 02/17/2008
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