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Four Types of Female Orgasms
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It was once said that a black man would become president when "pigs fly". 100 days after Obama is put into office....Swine Flu.
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Little Boy Fishing With Grandpap
It was a bright sunny day out on the lake in Michigan. A litle 13 year old boy was out fishing with his grandpap out on the lake. An hour after...
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A man approaches his best friend's wife one day when her husband is at the office. "Will you have sex with me?" he asks. "No....
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There once Was a Farmer who had 3 Daughters Who were about to go On their first Date, So for his daughters safety he interviewed the Men. So The...
A little kid walks into a city bus and sits right behind the driver and starts yelling, ''If my dad was a bull and my mom a cow I'd be a little...
Like Father like Son
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What is brown and sits on a piano? Beethoven's last movement.
Black kids and leaves...
What do you call a bunch of little black kids playing in a pile of leaves? Raisin Bran
Rowin a boat
There was a blonde drivin down a country road listening to a DJ on the radio. Then he told a blonde joke and she got pissed. She looked out...
A high school English teacher reminds her class of tomorrow's final exam. "Now class, I won't tolerate any excuses for you not being...
Signs that your broke
At communion you go back for seconds. You think of a lottery ticket as an investment. You're formulating a plan to rob the food...
"The car won't start," aid a wife to her husband. "I think there's water in the carburettor." "How do you know?"...
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Bob was in trouble. He forgot his wedding anniversary. His wife was really pissed. She told him "Tomorrow morning, I expect to find a...
Theres only three doors
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Two guys are sitting at a bar. The first one shouts to the other, "I slept with your mother!" The bar gets silent while everyone tries...
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Bob was in trouble. He forgot his wedding anniversary. His wife was really pissed. She told him "Tomorrow morning, I expect to find a gift in...
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