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    • Remember to say Grace
    • An atheist was taking a walk through the woods, admiring all that evolution had created."What majestic trees! What powerful rivers! What...
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    • God the Programmer
    • GOD THE COMPUTER PROGRAMMER You know, many important theological questions are answered, if we think of God as a Computer Programmer: Q:...
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    • Gods Email
    • One day God was looking down at Earth and saw all of the evil that was going on. He decided to send an angel down to Earth to check it out. So...
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    • Act of God
    • The new minister's wife had a baby. The minister appealed to the congregation for a salary increase to cover the addition to the...
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    • Irish
    • Three Englishmen were in a bar and spotted an Irishman. So, one of the Englishmen walked over to the Irishman, tapped him on the shoulder, and...
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    • Only in America
    • Only found in America Only in America...can a pizza get to your house faster than an ambulance... Only in America...are there handicap...
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    • WRONG EMAIL
    • Lesson to be learned from typing the wrong email address: A Minneapolis couple decided to go to Florida to thaw out during a particularly icy...
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    • Your mother is so dark Jokes
    • Yo mama so dark she went to night school and was marked absent! Yo mama so dark she spits chocolate milk! Yo mama is so black when she went...
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    • How to stop church gossip
    • Mary, the church gossip, and self-appointed monitor of the church's morals, kept sticking her nose into other people's business. Several...
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    • 2 sturdy Irishmen
    • 2 Irishmen named Pete and Pat were discussing death and their ultimate demise one day and Pete says "When I die, can you sprinkle a bottle of...
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    • The wrong way about it.....
    • I was fucking some blonde chick last night when suddenly her husband came home."Hi honey I'm home he said, closing the door behind him.We...
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    • What we all think....
    • This morning, my girlfriend asked me if I would mind taking her shopping, so I shouted, "YES, I fucking do. You think because you've got...
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    • Dirty inheritence
    • The madam opened the brothel door in Winnipeg and saw a rather dignified, well-dressed, good-looking man in his late forties or early...
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    • Finals week
    • Clever Teacher A high school English teacher reminds her class of tomorrow's final exam. "Now class, I won't tolerate any...
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    • Bad day at the orifice.....
    • I was having a quick drink in a quiet bar in town when I spotted a guy, deep into his glass at the end of the bar. He looked worse for wear and...
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    • High class hooker
    • I asked the protistute, "How much are you charging then?" She said, "I'm a high class hooker son, so it's 1000 for a full...
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    • Dirty Priests
    • What's the difference between a priest and acne? Acne doesn't usually cum on your face until you're at least 13.
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    • Magic preist
    • I'm so jealous of my son. I think our local Priest is teaching him magic.Whenever he comes back from Sunday School, apparently he's not allowed...
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    • Learning fast
    • I was teaching my son some personal hygiene, and him the 3 steps when taking a pee: 1/ pull the foreskin back 2/ pee 3/ push the foreskin...
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    • Bad first date
    • There I was waiting at the bar for more than 15 minutes last night.She finally saw me and said, "What can I get you?"I said, "It's...
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    • Worrying history....
    • My little brother left his laptop in the house today before he left for work. So, being the nosey bastard I am, I checked the last few things...
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    • Swingers...
    • My neighbour said to me today:"Dave, how come you have so many cars?""Well," I said "The wife and I have been doing a...
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    • Little Johnny and April
    • Little April was not the best student in Sunday school. Usually she slept through the class. One day the teacher called on her while she was...
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    • Reason fish smell
    • One fine morning in Eden, God was looking for Adam and Eve, but couldn't find them. Later in the day God saw Adam and asked where he and Eve were...
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    • Just an email note,,
    • An Illinois man left the snowballed streets of Chicago for a vacation in Florida. His wife was on a business trip and was planning to meet him...
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    • How I got into Heaven
    • Three men were standing in line to get into heaven one day. Apparently it had been a pretty busy day, though, so St. Peter had to tell the first...
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    • Little Zachary
    • Little Zachary was doing very badly in math. His parents had tried everything... Tutors, Mentors, flash cards,Special learning centers. In short,...
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    • Cabbie and the Nun
    • A cabbie picks up a Nun. She gets into the cab, and notices that the VERY handsome cab driver won't stop staring at her. She asks him why...
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    • Dog talk
    • If my dog could understand English for 5 minutes, this is what I'd tell her. -We can't take you to the park for an hour every day. Sometimes...
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    • Black date
    • I went to this wedding and was disgusted by the comments I was getting from people, simply because I'd brought a black girl as my date. Everyone...
    • poityb 04/25/2012
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    • Priest teachings
    • A Catholic priest starts a job as a teacher in a boys school."Do you have any questions before you start?" asks the...
    • poityb 04/25/2012
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    • Over protective dad..
    • When my wife and daughter left the room I took the opportunity to warn the boy she was with.I lent in close to him, "Now listen. You do not...
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