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    • Priest teachings
    • A Catholic priest starts a job as a teacher in a boys school."Do you have any questions before you start?" asks the...
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    • Over protective dad..
    • When my wife and daughter left the room I took the opportunity to warn the boy she was with.I lent in close to him, "Now listen. You do not...
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    • Nuns confused by cock
    • Sister Mary, Sister Sarah and Sister Brenda are walking through the park when they see a young man pissing against a wall. Of course the nuns...
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    • A Nun and a Muslim
    • A Catholic nun was sitting on a train opposite a Muslim man wearing a turban, who was eating fresh shrimp. Every time he ate one, he spat the...
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    • Fucked up
    • I was walking along a high cliff one day and saw a little boy, all alone. He was crying.I asked him, "Son, what are you doing up here all...
    • poityb 04/23/2012
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    • Obama vs Ahmadinejad
    • President Mahmoud Ahmadinejad calls up President Barack Obama:"Mr. Obama, I had a wonderful dream last night. I was able to see the whole of...
    • poityb 04/23/2012
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    • Conversation in heaven
    • SYLVIA: Hi! Wanda. WANDA: Hi! Sylvia. How'd you die? SYLVIA: I froze to death. WANDA: How horrible! SYLVIA: It wasn't so bad. After I quit...
    • Mis85 04/21/2012
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    • Do you realize what I am?
    • A blonde was telling her priest a Pollock joke, when halfway through the priest interrupts her, "Don't you know I'm...
    • Mis85 04/21/2012
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    • Do you realize what I am?
    • A blonde was telling her priest a Pollock joke, when halfway through the priest interrupts her, "Don't you know I'm...
    • Mis85 04/21/2012
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    • Oh Lord
    • An Irish priest was driving around Boston the other day and got stopped for speeding in Lynn by the shades. Anyways the cop smelled the drink off...
    • Upoutdat 04/15/2012
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    • Lawyer,Doctor,Priest
    • There is a Lawyer, a Doctor and a Priest on a plane full of children bound for the United States. About halfway through the flight the captain...
    • Parttimehabit 04/10/2012
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    • In the Barber Shop!
    • A man enters a barber shop for a shave. While the barber is foaming him up, he mentions the problems he has getting a close shave around the...
    • shell27 04/07/2012
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    • Is there a God?
    • Dean was once hiking in the mountain when he slipped on a loose rock and fell off a cliff. A few feet down, in desperation to save himself, he...
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    • Saving the Hat
    • Saving her hatAn old lady was standing at the railing of the cruise ship holding her hat on tightly so that it wouldn't blow off in the wind.A...
    • shell27 04/04/2012
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    • food
    • jokester: hey have you ever had Ethiopian food random ass fucker:no jokester: neither have they oooh
    • superjabomb 04/02/2012
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    • Black Jews
    • Whats the worst part about being a black Jew? Gotta sit in the back of the oven
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    • A Smooth Altar Boy
    • 'Bless me Father, for I have sinned. I have been with a loose girl'. The priest asks, 'Is that you, little Johnny Parisi?' 'Yes, Father, it...
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    • I'm God
    • Father McGee walked into the church and spotted a man sitting cross-legged on the altar. 'My son,' said the holy man, 'what are you doing?...
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    • The truth
    • A husband and wife are shopping in their local Wal-Mart. The husband picks up a case of Budweiser and puts it in their cart. 'What do you...
    • fistingu 03/06/2012
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    • Oh my God
    • Four Catholic men and a Catholic woman were having coffee. The first Catholic man tells his friends, "My son is a priest, when he walks...
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    • Three nuns
    • Three nuns were talking. The first nun said, "The other day, I was cleaning Father McInty's room and I found pornographic magazines under...
    • themystery 03/06/2012
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    • "The New Priest"
    • A new priest at his first mass was so nervous he could hardly speak. After mass he asked the Monsignor how he had done. The Monsignor replied,...
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    • Sister's of Mercy
    • A man was driving down the highway, and sees a sign saying "Sisters of Mercy, House of Prostitution, 10 miles" Thinking it is some...
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    • Carstianity
    • "Haul a Yugo. Haul a Yugo." Gearly beloved, we are Blazered here in the name of our Four-door, who art in Half-ton. I'm speaking...
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    • 17th chapter
    • A Sunday school teacher was giving her class the assignment for the next week. "Next Sunday," she said, "we are going to talk...
    • bobsponge2009 02/22/2012
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    • Bush in a bar
    • President Bush decides to take a break and go out to sit in a local bar. A guy walks in and asks the barman, 'Isn't that President Bush sitting...
    • dcglen1996 02/09/2012
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    • From the back pew
    • A pastor's wife was expecting a baby, so he stood before the congregation and asked for a raise. After much discussion, they passed a rule that...
    • dcglen1996 02/09/2012
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    • Womens rights
    • Why does Beyonce sing "to the left to the left"? Because women have no rights
    • Bigskuse 02/08/2012
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    • Tea Time
    • One day while visiting my grandparents, my grandmother had to step out, and my grandfather was in charge of me. I was about 2 1/2 years old and I...
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