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- Another African American Joke
- Question: "Why don't black kids get any candy on Halloween"? Answer: Because they are too "SPOOKY"
- Filmzies 05/19/2011
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- Father Ol'Mackie
- Father Ol'Mackie Pete goes to the church to confess his sins. As he is in the confession box he says " Father, Please forgiv..." The...
- tlazare2k6 05/16/2011
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- Bill was in trouble. He forgot his wedding anniversary. His wife was really pissed. She told him "Tomorrow morning, I expect to find a gift...
- keymo1331 05/16/2011
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- Swoop Me Up BLack Man
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- syi530 05/14/2011
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- What's the difference....
- What's the difference between an Irish wedding and an Irish funeral? Answer: one less drunk
- keymo1331 05/14/2011
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- Pizza
- What's the difference between a pizza and a jew? The pizza doesn't scream in the oven.
- williebe93 05/12/2011
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- Quick Jokes
- Quickies > > Quickie #1 > One day, Jay Dini came home and was greeted by his wife dressed in a very sexy nightie. "Tie...
- Glorp99 05/11/2011
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- Falling Over The Railing
- A woman was shaking out a rug on the balcony of her 17th floor condominium when a sudden gust of wind blew her over the railing. "Damn, that was...
- ciammettic 05/05/2011
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- Swerve to avoid a box
- Driving to work, a gentlman had to swerve to avoid a box that fell out of a truck in front of him. Seconds later, a policeman pulled him over for...
- nathan34 05/04/2011
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- The bride tells her husband
- The bride tells her husband, "Honey, you know I'm a virgin and I don't know anything about sex. Can you explain it to me...
- ciammettic 05/03/2011
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- Obama
- The Pope and Obama are on the same stage in Yankee Stadium in front of a huge crowd. The Pope leans towards Mr. Obama and said, "Do you know...
- SinginChef 04/30/2011
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- What do terrorists say when they are questioned?
- What do terrorists say when they are questioned by soldiers in Afghanistan whether they have explosives on them or not? "NoBama" LoL! lol! LoL!
- LifeMetal_Jmosh 04/29/2011
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- Christian Humor
- The minister was preoccupied with thoughts of how he was going to ask the congregation to come up with more money than they were expecting for...
- guitarlover 04/23/2011
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- doctors ain't they terrible
- A famous heart specialist doctor died and everyone was gathered at his funeral. A regular coffin was displayed in front of a huge heart. When the...
- wirecred102 04/13/2011
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- Life Lesson - Priest and Nun
- A priest offered a lift to a Nun. She got in and crossed her legs, forcing her gown to reveal a leg. The priest nearly had an accident. After...
- FuckUSAFA 04/13/2011
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- You're Not A Monk
- A man lived next door to a monk. He constantly heard a strange noise coming from the house. Well, at first he tried to just ignore it. But after a...
- earthwormjerm 04/11/2011
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- credit card
- a mans credit card had been found after being missing for quite some time when the officer asked why he didnt report it stolen he replied well they...
- pergatorybliss 04/06/2011
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- What was the canoe doing in the sky?
- What was the canoe doing in the sky? Falling!
- soccer333 04/05/2011
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- College Humor
- "A kid called up his mom from his college and asked her for some money, because he ran out of it. His mom said, "Sure, sweetie. I'll will...
- doolitz101 04/04/2011
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- Celebrity Apprentice.
- IF GOD was on Celebrity Apprentice, He would be the first one to get FIRED!! Why? He's never around.
- K3YS3RS0Z3 04/03/2011
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- YOU KNOW YOUR FROM PITTSBURGH
- You Know you're From Pittsburgh When.. YOU KNOW YOU ARE FROM PITTSBURGH WHEN...... 1. You walk carefully when it is "slippy" outside....
- JC114 03/31/2011
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- donkey world
- the world full of ass
- snowboardnipod 03/30/2011
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- How to Use Profanity in Latin
- Fun at parties; impress your local clergyman with the following: I futue te ipsi: Go fuck yourself. Ede faecam, cinaede: Eat shit,...
- FireMane 03/30/2011
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- you may be taliban if...
- 1.. You refine heroin for a living, but you have a moral objection to liquor. 2. You own a $3,000 machine gun and $5,000 rocket launcher, but you...
- itsbriand_bitch 03/29/2011
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- iraq tv guide
- SUNDAY: 0800 - My 33 Sons 0830 - Osama Knows Best 0900 - I Dream of Mohammed 0930 - Let's Mecca Deal 1000 - The Kabul...
- itsbriand_bitch 03/29/2011
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- priest gives birth
- A woman starts dating a doctor. Before too long, she becomes pregnant and they don't know what to do. About nine months later, just about the time...
- Frogbob 03/28/2011
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- The Amish experience...
- A fifteen year old Amish boy and his father were in a mall. They were amazed by almost everything they saw, but especially by two shiny, silver walls...
- kilr33 03/26/2011
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- Balloons
- Little boys asked his mom "what r those bumps on your chest?". Mom says " ask your dad". Little boys asks dad "what r those...
- anoffdutyninja 03/26/2011
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- The Parking Spot
- The lawyer was arriving late to an important meeting in the office and couldn't find a parking space. He stops the car on a double row, raises his...
- 2HCarpinetti 03/24/2011
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- The Cow From Minsk
- The only cow in a small town in Poland stopped giving milk. The people did some research and found that they could buy a cow from Moscow for 2,000...
- tsungie 03/20/2011
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- I don't mean to offend you....
- Guy sits down at the bar and the bartender says "I don't mean to sound offensive, but that mustache make you look a little bit like...
- xlhcoast2coast 03/18/2011
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- got any toilet paper?
- A drunk was staggering down the main street of town. Somehow, he managed to make it up the stairs to the cathedral and into the building, where he...
- willie1170 03/18/2011
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- Affording the pastor...
- A pastor's wife was expecting a baby, so he stood before the congregation and asked for a raise. After much discussion, they passed a rule that...
- kilr33 03/15/2011
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- where is god
- Two brothers were always getting into trouble in their neighborhood. The people in the neighborhood started complaining to the parents about the...
- willie1170 03/12/2011
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- tour bus
- A tour bus driver drives with a bus full of seniors down a highway, when a little old lady taps him on his shoulder. She offers him a handful of...
- willie1170 03/12/2011
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- The Pope Gets a Phone Call
- The Pope is sitting his his quarters while a cardinal come in and said 'You're holiness I have good news and bad news. The good news is Jesus is on...
- HvyMtlHiRoller 03/07/2011
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- A Theory on Hell
- The following is an actual question given on a University of Washington chemistry mid-term: "Is Hell exothermic gives off heat) or...
- simmonatorT3000 03/07/2011
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