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    • Black Job applicant
    • Tyrone applied for a fork lift operator job at a famous firm based in Detroit. A white man applied for the same job and since both applicants...
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    • Pick Up Lines
    • I lost my teddy bear. Will you sleep with me? I'm not Fred Flintstone, but I can still make your bed rock! What has 148 teeth and holds...
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    • Wana get naked?
    • Dan: Hey john, I'm thirsty. Wana get naked? John: Sure, I'm pretty thirsty too. Can we get naked at Seven Eleven? Dan: Nope, I tried to get...
    • steven1smith 04/29/2011
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    • Sweet Tea
    • A woman goes to the doctor all black and blue .. Doctor: "What happened?" Woman: "Doctor, I don't know what to do. Every...
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    • A trip to Mexico
    • An All-American guy decides to take a trip to Mexico. He doesn't know how to speak Spanish, however, so he is at a slight loss. Yet he leaves on...
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    • Fishing trip
    • A young guy from North Dakota moves to Florida and goes to a big "everything under one roof" department store looking for a job. The...
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    • Salon humor
    • Q: What did the Asian say to the dog that came in for a pedicure? A: Your paws are RUFF! They feel like BARK!
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    • The Donut Joke
    • One Saturday morning, a man went to a donut shop to get some food before he went fishing. He arrived at his special fishing spot with a single,...
    • Gods_Prototype 08/05/2010
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    • Quick Fuck
    • Eddie wanted desperately to have sex with the hot girl at work, but she had a boyfriend. One day Eddie got so desperate that he went to her and...
    • maslow52 06/09/2010
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    • Canada Dry
    • I was asked once what on earth possessed me to travel to Canada. I told the man that I was sitting in a pub drinking with my friends. Then all of...
    • aesir911 04/09/2010
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    • girl on a cliff
    • A little girl is standing on top of a cliff, looking down at the sea and crying her eyes out. A priest approaches and says, "My child, why...
    • pimpleface 03/25/2010
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    • Spaghetti
    • A wealthy man was having an affair with an Italian woman for a few years. One night, during one of their rendezvous, she confided in him that...
    • INSANE1234 08/15/2009
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    • Got a headache
    • It was a warm, sunny Sunday, so a man and his wife decided to take in the zoo. They spent the day, and at closing time they walked past the...
    • INSANE1234 08/15/2009
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    • Tricking a nun
    • A hippie gets onto a bus and sits next to a nun in the front seat. The hippie looks over and asks the nun if she would have sex with him. The...
    • Shadow_Dawg 08/11/2009
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    • Worlds greatest blowjob
    • One day a man went on a buissness trip to Florida. He had saw this hooker and he asked "How much for a hand job?" The hooker...
    • Shadow_Dawg 08/11/2009
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    • Bread Is Dangerous
    • More than 98 percent of convicted felons are bread users. Fully HALF of all children who grow up in bread-consuming households score below...
    • SnakePlisskan 08/03/2009
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    • Healthy Level Of Insanity
    • How To Maintain A Healthy Level Of Insanity 1. At lunch time, sit in your parked car with sunglasses on and point a hair dryer at passing cars....
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    • LOVE is like
    • Love is like a deck of cards. You need a HEART to love her, a DIAMOND to marry her, a CLUB to smash her head in, and a SPADE to bury the BITCH!!!!!
    • maslow52 06/30/2009
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    • hehe
    • read the text This monkey is monkey a monkey great monkey way monkey to monkey keep monkey a monkey idiot monkey busy monkey in...
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    • How To Save The Airlines.
    • HOW TO SAVE THE AIRLINES? Dump the male flight attendants. No one wanted them in the first place. Replace all the female flight...
    • RedLesPaul 05/22/2009
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    • Women
    • What do you tell a woman w/ 2 black eyes? Nothing. she's been told twice. What do you call a woman w/ 1 black eye? Quick learner What do...
    • firestrike01 04/14/2009
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    • naming jesus
    • The three wise men visit Joseph and Mary in the stable to see the newborn son. One extremely tall wise man hits his head on the door frame and...
    • just_joe 01/28/2009
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    • Fackts about Men
    • 1. Men are like Laxatives They irritate the crap out of you. 2 Men are like. Bananas The older they get, the less firm they ...
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    • 15 Signs You Drank Too Much
    • 15 - You spent Sunday night in jail for cow-tipping with your Oldsmobile. 14 - Although armed with fire extinguishers, friends stood at a safe...
    • Woeterman 01/21/2009
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    • Stick of Dynamite
    • A large, powerfully-built guy meets a woman at a bar. After a number of drinks, they agree to go back to his place. As they are making out in the...
    • Woeterman 01/21/2009
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    • Headless boy
    • One day there was a boy born with just a head. no body or arms or anything. The doctors told his parents that he would not live to see even a...
    • DarkShadow 01/09/2009
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    • 0 to 200 in 6 seconds
    • Bob was in trouble. He forgot his wedding anniversary. His wife was really pissed. She told him "Tomorrow morning, I expect to find a...
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    • I Think
    • next time a cop pulls you over ask him this - "sir could i get in trouble if i call you a dumbass?" to which he'll...
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