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    • Proud Dad
    • A boy comes home from his first day at junior high school. His mother asks, "What did you do in school today?" "I learned how...
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    • Condoms.
    • A man walks into a drug store with his 8-year old son. They happen to walk by the condom display, and the boy asks, "What are these,...
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    • Lipstick on the Mirror
    • According to a news report, a certain private school in Victoria, BC recently was faced with a unique problem. A number of grade 12 girls...
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    • Kids!!
    • A first grade teacher had twenty-five students in her class and she presented each child in her class the first half of a well known proverb and...
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    • lil johnny school
    • A young female teacher was giving an assignment to her Grade 6 class one day. It was a large assignment so she started writing high up on the...
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    • The Math Problem
    • Little Zachary was doing very badly in math. His parents had tried everything...tutors, mentors, flash cards, special learning centers. In...
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    • Yo Momma
    • Yo momma so old, when she was in school, there was no history class.
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    • Trouble Making Kid Gets Beat
    • A kid gets in trouble with his teacher and is sent to the principal’s office. This was his third time going to the principal’s office that...
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    • Schools in 1958 and 2008
    • Scenario: Jack goes quail hunting before school, pulls into school parking lot with shotgun in gun rack. 1958 - Vice Principal comes over,...
    • whozthat93 05/04/2009
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    • spanking
    • You don't appreciate a lot of stuff in school until you get older. Little things like being spanked every day by a middle aged woman: Stuff you...
    • bigdaddydent 05/01/2009
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    • Detroit
    • A teacher in a Detroit, Michigan, elementary school asked her students if they could tell the class what sound a pig makes. Little Tyrone stood...
    • milestyles55 04/22/2009
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    • Johnny Fuckhour
    • A new primary school teacher starts her first day of class. She begins by asking students to stand and introduce themselves The first child...
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    • Bush visits school
    • Bush at School George Bush goes to a primary school to talk to the kids to get a little PR. After his talk he offers question time. One...
    • ejl33 03/26/2009
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    • Use The Other Hand
    • A professer gave his class an assignment, and the only reason for not finishing it would be if you were sick or a close relative died. So...
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    • Lumps
    • A nursery school teacher says to her class, "Who can use the word 'definitely' in a sentence?" First a little girl says, "The...
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    • My Sister
    • Man my sister I don't know about her... I'm not saying she's a whore, but in high school biology, instead of dissecting frogs, she was opening...
    • gotribe 03/10/2009
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    • Little Ralph
    • Little Ralph was in the second grade and had a bad mouth. Ralphs first grade teacher warned his current teacher about the language he uses. One...
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    • Why Parents Drink
    • A Mother passing by her son's bedroom was astonished to see that his bed was nicely made and everything was picked up. Then she saw an...
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    • Believe in Ghosts?
    • A professor at Auburn University is giving a seminar on the supernatural. Getting a feel for his students, he asks “How many of you believein...
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    • Vocabulary Lesson
    • The little rascals were in class and the teacher was giving them a vocabulary lesson. The teacher said, "Alfalfa, use the word love in a...
    • dcervenka05 02/08/2009
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    • Buckwheat and Darla
    • Buckwheat and Darla were in school and the teacher asked Darla, 'How do you spell 'dumb'?" Darla says, "d-u-m-b, dumb." The...
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    • My dad is better that your dad
    • My Dad Is Better Than Your Dad Little Johnny went to school one Monday morning in mid-February. It was the day he'd been dreading all year. ...
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    • Shark 101
    • A father shark teaches his kid how to hunt people: "When you see a human, you approach to about 30ft from him, make sure he sees you and...
    • lorddread 01/25/2009
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    • Silent class.
    • Education Jokes by mugley Silent Class The 3rd grade teacher had to leave her classroom for a few minutes. On returning, she found the...
    • Riley 01/18/2009
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    • Bad Grades
    • Three boys received their grades from their female sex education instructor. One got a D+, the second a D- and the third an F. "One day we...
    • dcervenka05 01/15/2009
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    • The old Pilot
    • A World War II Royal Air Force pilot is reminiscing before school children about his days in the air force. "In 1942," he says,...
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    • Roll Call
    • On the first day of school the teacher is taking attendance and sees the name La-a not sure on the name he calls out "La a?" and the...
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    • Right and wrong
    • A teacher was teaching her class about the difference between right and wrong. “All right children, let's take an example,” she said. “If I...
    • lorddread 01/06/2009
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    • religion class
    • a grade 2 class was sitting in religion and the teacher asks the class who is the son of God and at that very moment little Joshua pricks little...
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    • Sex ED and the Stork
    • During Sex Education, boy at school was given an essay on childbirth and asked his parents, "How was I born?" "Well..."...
    • lorddread 01/04/2009
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    • Iraq Schools
    • Why don't they teach Driving School and Sex-Education on the same day in Iraq? They don't want to wear out the camels.
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    • Redneck at school.
    • There were three boys all in third grade: an Asian boy, a Spanish boy and a redneck. They were trying to think of games to play at recess when...
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    • high school reunion
    • 4 High School friends meet at their High School Reuion. Then the fourth High school dude goes to bathroom and the others start to talk about...
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    • The Blonde at School
    • Day1: A blonde comes home from school and says to her mum,"We learned how to count up to 5 today mummy. I got up to 10. Is it because I'm...
    • pappas89 12/24/2008
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