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    • Animal Sounds

    • A primary school teacher in the Bronx decided to see how many of the city kids knew what sounds farm animals made. She asked the kids to put...
    • djohn23
      Uploaded 05/06/2008
      • 1.5k Views
      • 3 Comments
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    • School Play

    • Billy's father picked him up from school to take him to a dental appointment. Knowing the acting roles for the school play were being posted that...
    • ghoul_69
      Uploaded 05/02/2008
      • 1.7k Views
      • 4 Comments
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    • little johnny

    • The teacher asked the students what their parents do for a living. Suzie said, "My daddy is a boxer and he can beat your daddy...
    • davida8575
      Uploaded 04/29/2008
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      • 21 Comments
      • 1 Favorites
    • No toilet paper

    • A little boy asked his teacher if he could go to the bathroom.She Said yes.When he went to wipe his fanny there was no toilet paper so,he used...
    • ghoul_69
      Uploaded 04/25/2008
      • 1.6k Views
      • 2 Comments
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    • Kids plot to kill teacher

    • True story, a group of 1st graders plotted to kidnap their teacher. Their list of supplies included a jumping rope, non toxic glue, and plastic...
    • pezoket
      Uploaded 04/07/2008
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      • 9 Comments
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    • Teaching

    • The teacher had given the class an assignment. He stresses the importance of this particular assignment, and that no excuses will be ...
    • IHateAds
      Uploaded 04/07/2008
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    • Elementary school counselor

    • A woman began a job as an elementary school counselor, and she was eager to help. One day during recess she noticed a boy standing by himself on...
    • lorddread
      Uploaded 03/28/2008
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    • Mexicans at school

    • Q:Why do mexicans walk around school like they own it? A:Because their dads built it and their moms clean it.
    • ralph923
      Uploaded 03/25/2008
      • 471 Views
      • 2 Comments
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    • Med School

    • First-year students at Med School were receiving their first anatomy class with a real dead human body. They all gathered around the surgery...
    • mortgagemescott
      Uploaded 03/19/2008
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      • 1 Comments
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    • Final Exam

    • Why did the blonde bring a piece of shit to her final exam? Because her teacher told her to use a Number Two pencil
    • boc1500
      Uploaded 03/17/2008
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      • 1 Comments
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    • Little Billy

    • One Wednesday, little Billy went to school. The teacher said, "For the next three days, I will be asking a trivia question, if anyone answers any...
    • ebaum
      Uploaded 03/17/2008
      • 81.6k Views
      • 293 Comments
      • 11 Favorites
    • High School Teacher

    • A high school English teacher reminds her class of tomorrow's final exam. "Now class, I won't tolerate any excuses for you not being...
    • Akten
      Uploaded 03/15/2008
      • 751 Views
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    • Yo Momma...

    • Yo mama's so fat that when she sees a school bus she yells, "Stop that Twinkie!"
    • Hillbilly67341
      Uploaded 03/14/2008
      • 1k Views
      • 3 Comments
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    • sunday school

    • Little Mary was not the best student in Sunday School. Usually she slept through the class. One day the teacher called on her while she was...
    • bbplayer15709
      Uploaded 03/10/2008
      • 607 Views
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    • Class clown

    • A teacher was wrapping up class, and started talking about tomorrow's final exam. He said there would be no excuses for not showing up tomorrow,...
    • mortgagemescott
      Uploaded 03/07/2008
      • 2.6k Views
      • 1 Comments
      • 1 Favorites
    • Little Johnny with psychology

    • The new teacher was trying to make use of her psychology courses. She started her class by saying, Everyone who thinks they're stupid, stand...
    • postjordan
      Uploaded 03/07/2008
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      • 13 Comments
      • 3 Favorites
    • Kids and commandments

    • A Sunday school teacher was discussing the Ten Commandments with her five and six year olds. After explaining the commandment to honor...
    • mortgagemescott
      Uploaded 03/05/2008
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    • The All Girls School

    • So one day the headmaster of an all girls school was giving a talk on sexual abstinence. She started talking about why sex before marriage isn't...
    • bikerguy7
      Uploaded 03/04/2008
      • 2.8k Views
      • 1 Comments
      • 1 Favorites
    • Alphabet

    • A boy at shool asks his teacher to go to the bathroom. His teacher tells him he has to sing the alphabet. the boy says,...
    • Krazy_O
      Uploaded 03/01/2008
      • 1.6k Views
      • 1 Comments
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    • What's In the Bag

    • Little Johnny goes to school one day and the teacher has a brown paper bag. She reaches her hand in it and says it's round, it's got a stem,...
    • deadpuppies13
      Uploaded 02/25/2008
      • 4.5k Views
      • 6 Comments
      • 3 Favorites
    • Stick It Out Johnny

    • One day the teacher walked to the back of the room where Johnny was, and he had his hand down his pants. The Teacher asked, "Johnny, what...
    • deadpuppies13
      Uploaded 02/25/2008
      • 4.2k Views
      • 12 Comments
      • 8 Favorites
    • Fun With Elements

    • In school one day, the teacher decided that in science class she would teach about the elements. So she stood in the front of the class and said,...
    • deadpuppies13
      Uploaded 02/25/2008
      • 3.4k Views
      • 12 Comments
      • 1 Favorites
    • Harvard Biology class.

    • A girl was taking a biology class at harvard, and the teacher was telling the class that Seamen has sucrose in it. The girl raised her hand and...
    • davida8575
      Uploaded 02/09/2008
      • 2.2k Views
      • 6 Comments
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    • Pre-Med Upstart

    • As a pre-med student at Washington University in St. Louis, I had to take a difficult class in physics. One day our professor was discussing a...
    • skatesnow67
      Uploaded 02/05/2008
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    • Sick Notes

    • These are real notes written by parents in an ALABAMA school district. Spellings have been left intact. 1. My son is under a doctor's care...
    • ebaum
      Uploaded 02/01/2008
      • 124k Views
      • 372 Comments
      • 31 Favorites
    • Smart Ass

    • A high school English teacher reminds her class of tomorrow's final exam. "Now class, I won't tolerate any excuses for you not being there...
    • deadpuppies13
      Uploaded 01/31/2008
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      • 24 Comments
      • 2 Favorites
    • Easy teen

    • A girl was telling her friend that she wasn't sure why she was so popular around school. "Do you suppose it's my figure?" she...
    • psterr
      Uploaded 01/29/2008
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      • 10 Comments
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    • Club Mottoes

    • These are some real approved club mottoes for high schools.... School Newspaper: "We do it on the Desktop!" Literary...
    • Joker1Zero
      Uploaded 01/27/2008
      • 612 Views
      • 1 Comments
      • 0 Favorites
    • Zip, Dick and Pee

    • There were once three boys in a classroom called Zip, Dick and Pee. Their teacher went out of the classroom so they decided to get up to some...
    • kayemmkay13
      Uploaded 01/22/2008
      • 1.8k Views
      • 3 Comments
      • 3 Favorites
    • School Girl Question

    • A middle school science teacher, Mrs. Parks, asked her class, "Which human body part increases to 10 times its size when stimulated?" Little...
    • cripster
      Uploaded 01/19/2008
      • 4.3k Views
      • 19 Comments
      • 0 Favorites
    • Definitely

    • One day, a third-grade teacher asks her students to correctly use the word "definitely" in a sentence. Little Suzie says, "The sky is definitely...
    • boc1500
      Uploaded 01/18/2008
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    • Definatly

    • Timmy was at school one day when his teacher asked,"Timmy, I want you to spell the word definatly." Timmy agreed but asked,"First, let me ask you...
    • berrito0351
      Uploaded 01/16/2008
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      • 4 Comments
      • 0 Favorites
    • Little Mary and Little Johnny

    • Little Mary was not the best student in Sunday School. Usually she slept through the class. One day the teacher called on her while she was...
    • xxxlp
      Uploaded 01/04/2008
      • 3.6k Views
      • 7 Comments
      • 3 Favorites
    • The weed eater theorem

    • You thousand character limit really fuckin limits the jokes that can be placed here..... just thought you oughta know. I found a really good one...
    • auminer
      Uploaded 01/03/2008
      • 2.3k Views
      • 4 Comments
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    • Sex-related accident

    • An attractive high school teacher is telling her class that there will be no make-up if anyone misses tomorrow's exam. One of the male students...
    • NucleoVega
      Uploaded 12/10/2007
      • 7.3k Views
      • 11 Comments
      • 3 Favorites
    • Essays

    • Every year, English teachers from across the USA can submit their collections of actual analogies and metaphors found in high school essays....
    • ebaum
      Uploaded 09/19/2007
      • 114k Views
      • 101 Comments
      • 57 Favorites
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