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    • Mexican words
    • Puto- Your wasting my minutes so puto phone down Mushroom- I'm sorry man, but there is not mushroom in my car so you're going to have to ride...
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    • Johnny's Dead Dog
    • Little Johnny was walking to school with his dog,who was going to be his show and tell project.When he was about 1/2 mile away from school,the...
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    • Animal Sounds
    • A primary school teacher in the Bronx decided to see how many of the city kids knew what sounds farm animals made. She asked the kids to put...
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    • School Play
    • Billy's father picked him up from school to take him to a dental appointment. Knowing the acting roles for the school play were being posted that...
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    • little johnny
    • The teacher asked the students what their parents do for a living. Suzie said, "My daddy is a boxer and he can beat your daddy...
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    • No toilet paper
    • A little boy asked his teacher if he could go to the bathroom.She Said yes.When he went to wipe his fanny there was no toilet paper so,he used...
    • ghoul_69 04/25/2008
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    • Kids plot to kill teacher
    • True story, a group of 1st graders plotted to kidnap their teacher. Their list of supplies included a jumping rope, non toxic glue, and plastic...
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    • Teaching
    • The teacher had given the class an assignment. He stresses the importance of this particular assignment, and that no excuses will be ...
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    • Elementary school counselor
    • A woman began a job as an elementary school counselor, and she was eager to help. One day during recess she noticed a boy standing by himself on...
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    • Mexicans at school
    • Q:Why do mexicans walk around school like they own it? A:Because their dads built it and their moms clean it.
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    • Med School
    • First-year students at Med School were receiving their first anatomy class with a real dead human body. They all gathered around the surgery...
    • mortgagemescott 03/19/2008
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    • Final Exam
    • Why did the blonde bring a piece of shit to her final exam? Because her teacher told her to use a Number Two pencil
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    • Little Billy
    • One Wednesday, little Billy went to school. The teacher said, "For the next three days, I will be asking a trivia question, if anyone answers any...
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    • High School Teacher
    • A high school English teacher reminds her class of tomorrow's final exam. "Now class, I won't tolerate any excuses for you not being...
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    • sunday school
    • Little Mary was not the best student in Sunday School. Usually she slept through the class. One day the teacher called on her while she was...
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    • Class clown
    • A teacher was wrapping up class, and started talking about tomorrow's final exam. He said there would be no excuses for not showing up tomorrow,...
    • mortgagemescott 03/07/2008
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    • Kids and commandments
    • A Sunday school teacher was discussing the Ten Commandments with her five and six year olds. After explaining the commandment to “honor...
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    • The All Girls School
    • So one day the headmaster of an all girls school was giving a talk on sexual abstinence. She started talking about why sex before marriage isn't...
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    • Alphabet
    • A boy at shool asks his teacher to go to the bathroom. His teacher tells him he has to sing the alphabet. the boy says,...
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    • What's In the Bag
    • Little Johnny goes to school one day and the teacher has a brown paper bag. She reaches her hand in it and says it's round, it's got a stem,...
    • deadpuppies13 02/25/2008
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    • Stick It Out Johnny
    • One day the teacher walked to the back of the room where Johnny was, and he had his hand down his pants. The Teacher asked, "Johnny, what...
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    • Fun With Elements
    • In school one day, the teacher decided that in science class she would teach about the elements. So she stood in the front of the class and said,...
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    • Harvard Biology class.
    • A girl was taking a biology class at harvard, and the teacher was telling the class that Seamen has sucrose in it. The girl raised her hand and...
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    • Pre-Med Upstart
    • As a pre-med student at Washington University in St. Louis, I had to take a difficult class in physics. One day our professor was discussing a...
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    • Sick Notes
    • These are real notes written by parents in an ALABAMA school district. Spellings have been left intact. 1. My son is under a doctor's care...
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    • Smart Ass
    • A high school English teacher reminds her class of tomorrow's final exam. "Now class, I won't tolerate any excuses for you not being there...
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    • Easy teen
    • A girl was telling her friend that she wasn't sure why she was so popular around school. "Do you suppose it's my figure?" she...
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    • Club Mottoes
    • These are some real approved club mottoes for high schools.... School Newspaper: "We do it on the Desktop!" Literary...
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    • Nigger school
    • In a first grade class on the first day of school, the teacher wanted to get to know all the students, so she had them all stand up and say their...
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    • Zip, Dick and Pee
    • There were once three boys in a classroom called Zip, Dick and Pee. Their teacher went out of the classroom so they decided to get up to some...
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    • School Girl Question
    • A middle school science teacher, Mrs. Parks, asked her class, "Which human body part increases to 10 times its size when stimulated?" Little...
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    • Definitely
    • One day, a third-grade teacher asks her students to correctly use the word "definitely" in a sentence. Little Suzie says, "The sky is definitely...
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    • Definatly
    • Timmy was at school one day when his teacher asked,"Timmy, I want you to spell the word definatly." Timmy agreed but asked,"First, let me ask you...
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    • Little Mary and Little Johnny
    • Little Mary was not the best student in Sunday School. Usually she slept through the class. One day the teacher called on her while she was...
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