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    • Tiger vs. Seal

    • Q: What did Seal say to Heidi Klum after Tiger Woods was caught cheating? A: Look baby... I promise you... NONE of my bitches work at Chili's.
    • ideasbychuck
      Uploaded 12/26/2009
      • 1.7k Views
      • 8 Comments
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    • a seal walks into a bar

    • A seal walks into a bar and asks the bartender for a drink. The bartender asks the seal, "What's your pleasure?" The seal replies,...
    • mastro85
      Uploaded 03/18/2009
      • 625 Views
      • 0 Comments
      • 0 Favorites
    • Penguins and Icecream

    • Markus the penguin was driving his 69' Impala down a hot Florida interstate, when all of a sudden he starts to notice smoke coming from the...
    • dustbuster1985
      Uploaded 01/14/2009
      • 849 Views
      • 5 Comments
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    • A Tight Seal

    • Whats a similarity between a plastic container without a lid, and a male walrus? They are both looking for a tight seal!
    • jrez2193
      Uploaded 11/30/2008
      • 2.5k Views
      • 3 Comments
      • 0 Favorites
    • Penguin on Vacation

    • A vacationing penguin is driving through Arizona when he notices that the oil-pressure light is on. He gets out to look and sees oil dripping out...
    • stephenpierce15
      Uploaded 10/23/2008
      • 759 Views
      • 1 Comments
      • 0 Favorites
    • Ice Cream

    • A vacationing penguin is driving through Arizona when he notices that the oil-pressure light is on. He gets out to look and sees oil dripping out...
    • mjp124
      Uploaded 10/13/2008
      • 1.5k Views
      • 2 Comments
      • 1 Favorites
    • One Liner

    • A baby seal walks into a club.
    • mcgee
      Uploaded 09/22/2008
      • 1.7k Views
      • 9 Comments
      • 1 Favorites
    • commons

    • What do Tupperware and a walrus have in common? They both like a tight seal.
    • vampdyer
      Uploaded 09/05/2008
      • 770 Views
      • 3 Comments
      • 0 Favorites
    • Animal Crackers joke

    • I bought a box of animal crackers and it said on it Do not eat if seal is broken. So I opened up the box, and sure enough…(Brian Kiley)
    • oLux
      Uploaded 07/25/2008
      • 1.6k Views
      • 3 Comments
      • 0 Favorites
    • A seal visits a local bar

    • A seal walks into a bar and asks the bartender for a drink. The bartender asks the seal, "What's your pleasure?" The seal...
    • EbaumsKing
      Uploaded 07/10/2008
      • 397 Views
      • 4 Comments
      • 0 Favorites
    • Penguin eating ice cream

    • A penguin is driving thru Nevada. His car breaks down in a small town off the highway. The Penguin stops in at a body shop. Mechanic "...
    • djohn23
      Uploaded 06/23/2008
      • 7.6k Views
      • 4 Comments
      • 0 Favorites
    • Ice cream Penguin

    • A penguin is having car troubles so he takes it to a mechanic. The mechanic says "This may take some time. There's a great ice cream...
    • DMG123
      Uploaded 04/14/2008
      • 5.3k Views
      • 4 Comments
      • 1 Favorites
    • Blowing A Seal

    • So a penguin is driving his car in the desert. All of sudden his car breaks down. Luckily, he's pretty close to gas station. So he waddles...
    • GarrisonSch
      Uploaded 03/30/2008
      • 11.1k Views
      • 4 Comments
      • 0 Favorites
    • is the seal broken

    • A mother and her young son returned from the grocery store and began putting away the groceries. The boy opened the box of animal crackers and...
    • 1994300ex
      Uploaded 02/23/2008
      • 2.9k Views
      • 4 Comments
      • 1 Favorites
    • Baby Seal

    • So a baby seal walks into a club...
    • egooch
      Uploaded 02/18/2008
      • 937 Views
      • 3 Comments
      • 0 Favorites
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