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    • pawn Takes King Part 47
    • Donny walked through the slush of the sidewalk. The cold feet really were a buzz kill. It was bad, ruining the high. It was everything to him now....
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    • pawn Takes King Part 46
    • Fuck, fuck, fuck. Donny has money, but no drugs. Things are usually the inverse. Dealers would have some, with Donny tripping over himself to pony up...
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    • pawn Takes King Part 46
    • Donny knocked on Chase's door. The redneck answers. He wears a suspicious glance, and another camo t-shirt. "Well, look what the cat dragged in,"...
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    • pawn Takes King Part 45
    • Donny knocked on Chase's door. The redneck answers. He wears a suspicious glance, and another camo t-shirt. "Well, look what the cat dragged in,"...
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    • Pawn Takes King Part 44
    • Donny inserts his last 50 cents into a payphone and calls Amanda. It has been a little over 2 hours. The meeting should be finished by now. "Hello?"...
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    • pawn Takes King Part 43
    • The next morning, donny rises before her. After snorting another line, he starts to pick up the house. If he stays here, it will be clean. Even the...
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    • Pawn Takes King Part 42
    • Donny sleeps in the soap-o-rama laundramat. It is risky, because the management is still cracking down on loiterers and bums, but Donny tells himself...
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    • pawn Takes King Part 41
    • Donny met Amanda at the grocery store. Wal-Mart was usually Donny's first choice of store, but his leg was really starting to bother him. Without a...
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    • Pawn Takes King Part 40
    • Donny began to wind down, as the pill took effect. He almost dropped a couple TV's because his motor functions were becoming impaired. Greg and Bill...
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    • Pawn Takes King part 38
    • Gus shuts the blazer off, to save gas from idling. Gus strokes his stubble-covered chin, looking as though he is attempting to think up a saying that...
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    • Pawn Takes King part 37
    • The needle seals his fate.     "I'll talk to a lawyer, then." Donny says repugnantly. Donny is read his Miranda rights in front of cruel men. Not all...
    • artman4444 03/04/2013
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    • Pawn Takes King part 36
    • Donny sleeps in late, but still wakes up before Eugene. The clock on the wall at one time was a florescent martini glass, but had long since broken,...
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    • Pawn takesKing part 35
    • Donny talks to everyone about Greg's store. Normally, Donny would shy away from interaction, especially if he recognized students he used to share...
    • artman4444 02/18/2013
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    • Pawn takesKing part 34
    • Donny was sleeping well at night, better than at any point in his winter expeditions. He was snoring loudly when a heavy thunking sound permeated his...
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    • Pawn takesKing part 33
    • The next morning, after the biscuit breakfast, Donny sought out Eugene. His house was just a hop, skip, and jump away. A few blocks later, Donny...
    • artman4444 02/05/2013
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    • Pawn takesKing part 32
    • Donny spent the next several days trying to get word of Greg's condition. Even though it was the technology age, Donny felt he was in the dark ages....
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    • Pawn takesKing part 31
    • Donny reaches the yellow caution tape just in time to see Greg being hauled out on a stretcher. Greg seems panic-stricken, and is kicking his legs...
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    • Pawn Takes King part 30
    •     Donny wheeled the mongoose back to the gazebo. He had purchased a can of WD-40 from the same hardware store where he got the tire patch. Wal-Mart...
    • artman4444 01/17/2013
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    • Pawn Takes King part 29
    • Fuck no. Donny pauses and looks at Jessie, in mid-chew, with a pickle hanging from his lips. Jessie scans the restaurant with his hateful eyes. Then...
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    • Pawn Takes King part 28
    • Donald managed to find his ATM card. He had looked everywhere for it, but had to give up the search. The last time he had it, he stopped by Kwik Star...
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    • Pawn Takes King part 28
    • After leaving Greg's store, Donnie swallows his pride and asks to stay with Eugene. It's on the way. Eugene appears to be leaving, and Donny has just...
    • artman4444 12/27/2012
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    • Pawn Takes King part 27
    • After fixing his elbow wound, Donny dusts himself off the next day and makes the arduous trip to Greg's store. Donny continued to run over in his...
    • artman4444 12/21/2012
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    • Pawn Takes King part 26
    •     Donny was running out of Oxy. The robbery, as horrible as it was, had yielded quality Oxy-codone. The tablets were extended release capsules,...
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    • Pawn Takes King part 25
    • The house was a real dump when Ronald first bought it. Being mechanically inclined, Ronald was determined to buy a fixer-upper. He got just that in...
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    • Pawn Takes King Part 18
    • Jessie drops beside Donny, shaking the thin metal of the bench. The wooden planks on the seat creaked.     "You look sick, son," Jessie says in a...
    • artman4444 10/29/2012
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    • Pawn Takes King Part 17
    • The first withdrawal was bad. Donnie had been in Iowa City only a week when the Oxy ran out. The next day after snorting his last pill, the comedown...
    • artman4444 10/26/2012
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    • Pawn Takes King Part 16
    • Originally, Donny used the foil for makeshift weed paraphernalia. If he wrapped a piece of the metal around a pen, it created a tube shape. When...
    • artman4444 10/23/2012
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    • Pawn Takes King Part 15
    • The snowstorm covered the lower quarter of Iowa. Donnie had a small portable radio and listened to the chatter between songs. The DJ's ran off long...
    • artman4444 10/19/2012
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    • Pawn Takes King Part 14
    • The cord reached. Donnie felt calm as he stepped into the tub once more. His breathing was slow. This was the right thing to do. Fuck God. Donnie...
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    • Pawn Takes King Part 13
    • The motel was dirty and unpleasant to the normal person's judgement. However, it was a palace to Donnie, a fitting mausoleum for one such as he. The...
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    • Pawn Takes King Part 12
    • Donnie asked to be dropped off at the Wal-Mart. Greg did so, and drove away with a wave. Donnie bought a bag of disposable shaving razors. He also...
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    • Pawn Takes King Part 11
    •     Donnie supersized his meal. It was a lavish expense for Donnie, but he might not be here come tomorrow. Donnie figured he might as well enjoy...
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    • Pawn Takes King Part 10
    • Donnie learned a lot about Greg. Being a listener, it was easy for Donnie to ascertain more. Transition questions were good. Greg was born and raised...
    • artman4444 10/06/2012
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    • Pawn Takes King Part 9
    • Much to Donnie's grief, Gus would not allow a guest to stay in the Blazer Hilton any longer. Gus never had gotten hassle from the cops before that....
    • artman4444 10/02/2012
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    • Pawn Takes King Part 8
    • Donnie's dreams were interrupted rudely by a tap on the driverside window. Donnie felt bright light flaring against his closed eyelids. Oh no. This...
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