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    • The Shocker
    • What's The Shocker you ask? Two in the pink, one in the stink, two in the goo, one in the poo, two in the chocco, one in the taco, two in the...
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    • "Whisky Dick" by nustier
    • So I meet this girl at a bar last weekend, and after drinking heavily for a few hours, proceed to go back to her place. Pretty awesome?...Yes....
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    • What's Your Sign?
    • Astrological Signs Like You have Never Seen them 1. Taurus (April 21-May 21) These people are earthy, natural, and have a direct...
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    • Limos and Garages
    • One day, 2 young children, a boy and a girl, too young to know about sex, were taking a bath together. They both look down at the same time and...
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    • Sexual Harassment
    • Every day a male co-worker walks up very close to a lady at the coffee machine, inhales a big breath of air and tells her that her hair...
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    • Watching tv
    • This story is about an elderly couple, sitting together watching T.V. During one of those commercial breaks, the husband asked his...
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    • The 70 year old virgin
    • On her 70th birthday, an old spinnster decides it's time to finnaly get married. Since she has no hot prospects, she decides to run this ad in...
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    • Turned to Stone
    • Two 9 year old boys were walking in the forest, when one of them stopped at a bush to take a pee. The other boy was waiting, after about 2...
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    • Sexual Assault
    • One morning, the husband returns the boat to their lakeside cottage after several hours of fishing and decides to take a nap. Although not...
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    • Knock Knock Aww
    • The FBI, you're under arrest for manipulating a minor into having sexual intercourse with you. A lawyer will not be provided and will not be...
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    • Knock Knock
    • Knock Knock? Who's there? The FBI, you're under arrest for manipulating an minor into having sexual intercourse with you. You're under...
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    • Oral
    • When the nurse was bathing a female patient who had been in a coma for many months, she noticed a reaction when placing a sponge between her...
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    • fisherman's daughter
    • a fisherman's daughter takes her dad's boat out for a cruise. a coastguard catches up to her and tells her its a non-fishing area. she replies,...
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    • Sexual Harassment
    • Every day, a male co-worker walks up very close to a lady standing at the coffee machine, inhales a big breath of air and tells her that her hair...
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    • MIckey Mouse
    • Mickey Mouse wakes up one day and looks out the window. Written in snow is "Mickey sucks." Enraged, Mickey calls the police. When the detective...
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    • Gassy Broad
    • Once upon a time there lived a woman in Brampton who had a maddening passion for baked beans. She loved them, but unfortunately they always gave...
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    • The Hero Of The Hour
    • Two men from Texas were sitting at a bar, when a young lady nearby began to choke on a hamburger. She gasped and gagged, and one Texan turned to...
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    • A dangerous looking Trick
    • A guy walks into a bar carrying an 18" alligator. The bartender says, "What do think you're doing? Get that goddamn thing out of...
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    • How To Win Prizes
    • A guy walks into a bar and sits on a stool. in front of him he see's a big jar full of change and a little card that reads: Hello, if you would...
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    • TATTOO Dick
    • A guy gets a tattoo on his dick thats says I love you he goes home to show his wife. He says" look honey I got at tattoo". He wips out...
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    • Thanks Fur the Memories
    • One Saturday, a man and a woman walk into a very posh shop. ‘Show the lady your finest mink!’ the man demands. So the owner of the shop goes...
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    • Woman's Golf Lessons
    • Three men and a woman were golfing as a foursome. All the men tee off first and make excellent drives down the fairway. As they stand by, the...
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    • 2 Italians on a bus
    • A bus stops and two Italian men get on. They seat themselves and engage in animated conversation. The lady sitting behind them ignores their...
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    • Rodeo Position
    • Two cowboys are sitting around talking about sexual positions. One cowboy says "I like the rodeo position!" "I havent heard of...
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    • Sex Help
    • Two older men are sitting on a park bench talking and one of them asks the other about his sex life. The man answers that he has an excellent sex...
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    • Ruin someone's day
    • Having sex doggy-style is like driving on ice. One slip and you can fuck up someone's rear end.
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    • Similarities
    • What do playboys and video games have in common? They both improve hand eye coordination.
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    • Personal experience
    • The father walks up to his boy and says, "Son you arent going to go anywhere masturbating you need to find yourself a real lady, and plus...
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    • bow-chicka-bowow jokes
    • These are all jokes that are not sexual in nature but can mean something sexual by ending it with "bow-chicka-bowow" Example:...
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    • The Quikie
    • Bill and Marla decided that the only way to pull off a Sunday afternoon quickie with their ten year old son in the apartment was to send him out...
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    • You Smell Good
    • Every day, a male co-worker walks up very close to a lady standing at the coffee machine, inhales a big breath of air and tells her that her hair...
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