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    • The Perfect Day for Him and Her
    • The Perfect Day - Her 8:45 Wake up to hugs and kisses 9:00 5 lbs lighter on the scale 9:30 Light Breakfast 11:00 Sunbathe 12:30 Lunch with...
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    • Dead Pussy
    • An old maid wanted to travel by bus to the pet cemetery with the remains of her cat. As she boarded the bus, she whispered to the driver, I have...
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    • Birds and Bees
    • A mother is in the kitchen making dinner for her family when her daughter walks in. “Mother, where do babies come from?” The mother thinks...
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    • Slow Down
    • One day a policeman stopped a motorist who had just gone through a four way stop sign and was about to give him a ticket when the motorist said....
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    • The Homeless Woman
    • A woman was walking down the street. Without warning, she was accosted by a particularly dirty and shabby-looking homeless woman who asked her...
    • Skool 01/15/2010
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    • Taxi Driver's First Day
    • During a ride in a taxicab, the rider touched the driver on the shoulder to ask him a question. Upon the touch, the cab driver flinched,...
    • Skool 01/15/2010
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    • Sex Scandals
    • A married couple was on holiday in Jamaica. They were touring around the marketplace looking at the goods and such when they passed this small...
    • Skool 01/15/2010
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    • Polish Eye Test
    • A Polish immigrant went to the DMV to apply for a driver's license. First, of course, he had to take an eyesight test. The optician showed him...
    • Skool 01/15/2010
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    • Obama vs. Osama
    • One day, God took a walk with both Barack Obama and Osama bin Laden. He was hoping to sort out any differences the two had. God gave up trying...
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    • New Diet Plan for Men
    • A new diet plan for men A guy calls a company and orders their 5-day, 10 lb. weight loss program. The next day, there's a...
    • Dawnthief 11/01/2009
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    • TOP TEN DARES
    • 10. Pull into a gas station and use the window washer to wash your entire car. 9. Ask a bank teller to break a $100 bill for you. Then when...
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    • billy bob
    • One day little Tommy was walking with an older neighborhood kid named Billy Bob and he got curious. “Billy Bob,” Tommy asked, “How come...
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    • MMs
    • Today I was eating m&ms on a chair when I dropped one and it fell under my crotch. My mom came in to see my hand on my crotch and me...
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    • Sexy Bar
    • This guy walks into a bar.He sits all alone for awhile. then this beautiful blonde walks up.She says"want to go back to my...
    • iLIKEtoSAYpee 09/22/2009
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    • Tempting Santa
    • A beautiful innocent young girl wants to meet Santa Claus so she puts on a robe and stays up late on Christmas Eve. Santa arrives, climbs down...
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    • Ugly Girl
    • Sometimes an ugly woman is like a moped. Yeah don't let your buddies catch you riding one or they will laugh at you.
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    • neveer guess it
    • not so much as a good but a riddle what goes in and out of a cooler hot? tell me what u think the answer is with a comment...
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    • Dirty Nuns
    • There once was a group of nuns who died in an unfortunate fire. They all ascended into heaven and approached the pearly gates. But just before...
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    • Marijuana Firewood
    • 'Hello, is this the Sheriff's Office?' 'Yes. What can I do for you?' 'I'm calling to report 'bout my neighbor Virgil Smith. He's hidin'...
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    • Doctor, doctor!
    • "How old are you again?" a doctor ask his patient "I will be 30 next month" the patient replied. "I like your...
    • timmytouched 06/19/2009
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    • Old Woman
    • An elderly couple were driving across the country. The woman was driving when she got pulled over by the highway patrol. The officer said,...
    • Mcapy72 06/08/2009
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    • Peeing in the refrigerator?
    • An 80 year old man went for his annual check up and the doctor said: "Friend, for your age your in the best shape I've seen." The...
    • Mcapy72 06/08/2009
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    • Erotic Adventure
    • A police officer was walking down the street. All of a sudden he saw a guy trying to rape a girl that was walking home from school. He ran...
    • timmytouched 05/21/2009
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    • Crusty Old Biker
    • A crusty old biker out on a long summer ride in the country pulls up to a tavern in the middle of no where, parks his bike and walks...
    • Dawnthief 04/08/2009
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    • Blond joke
    • What is the difference between a blond and most men? A blond has a higher sperm count.
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    • Doctor! Doctor!
    • A man walks into the doctors office, "Doctor! Doctor!" The man srieks, "Clam down the doctor says, go into my office, and we'll...
    • cool87 03/21/2009
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    • Inflatable sex dolls.
    • A man went to the sex shop to get an inflatable sex doll. He went to the counter and asked the cashier if he had any good sex dolls. The guy...
    • davida8575 03/07/2009
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    • Gorgeous Naked Neighbor
    • Bill rents an apartment in Chicago, and goes to the lobby to put his name on the group mailbox. While he was there, an attractive young lady...
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    • all i want is a beer
    • A man was out of town on business. While sitting around his hotel he became bored. So he thought to himself, Hmm, a beer would be really nice...
    • plattman92 02/23/2009
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    • Weight loss
    • A guy calls a company and orders their 5-day, 10 lb. weight loss program. The next day, theres a knock on the door and there stands before him...
    • runf001 02/23/2009
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    • Scottish Hunting
    • A kilt-wearing, shotgun-carrying Scotsman is out on the moors when he sees a beautiful girl waving to him. He goes to greet her and she bats...
    • Dominus 01/30/2009
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    • Yo mamma so sexy.........
    • Yo mamma so sexy........... She went swimming and Jaws tried to fuck her. She went to Disney World and Mickey Mouse got a boner. She inserted...
    • davida8575 01/20/2009
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    • Yo mamma
    • Yo mamma so old: She invented yo mamma jokes. God said, "Let there be light and she flicked the switch. She so old and fat, She...
    • davida8575 01/19/2009
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    • Yo mamma so White
    • Yo mamma so white she think affirmative action is off-brand Viagra. Yo mamma so white she ran naked through the snow, all I saw was...
    • davida8575 01/19/2009
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    • Yo mamma so dumb
    • you mamma so dumb on the way to disneyland it said on a sign "disneyland left"... so she turned round and went home.
    • davida8575 01/19/2009
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    • Yo mama so old
    • I told her to act her own age, and she died she owes Fred Flintstone a food stamp. she farts dust. she drove a chariot to high school. her...
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