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    • a doctor visit gone wrong
    • This beautiful woman one day walks into a doctors office and the doctor is bowled over by how stunningly awesome she is. All his professionallism...
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    • four kinds of sex
    • There are four kinds of sex : HOUSE SEX - When you are newly married and have sex all over the house in every room. BEDROOM SEX - After you...
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    • Sperm Bank hold up
    • A guy walks into a sperm donor bank wearing a ski mask and holding a gun. He goes up to the nurse and demands her to open the sperm bank vault....
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    • Dog, cat, and a dick
    • A dog, a cat, and a penis are sitting around a camp fire one night. The dog says, "My life sucks, my master makes me do my business on a...
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    • good thinking...
    • A teacher asks her class, "If there are five birds sitting on a fence and you shoot one of them, how many will be left?" She calls on...
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    • Guy Lost Wife In Supermarket
    • A couple were doing their weekly shopping in their local supermarket. After a little while, they become sererated. The husband starts walking...
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    • Chocolate is better than sex
    • 20 REASONS CHOCOLATE IS BETTER THAN SEX 1. You can always get chocolate. 2. “If you love me, you’ll swallow that” has real meaning with...
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    • Jew Nose
    • Why do Jews have big noses? Because Air is free
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    • Hitman
    • Two Golfers, Jim and Bob, were out on a local neighborhood golf course are playing a round when a strange gentleman walks up to them both and ask...
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    • Gays
    • Why do gays like to do it doggy style? So they could both watch the cubs game.
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    • 2 black eyes
    • Q: What do you tell a woman with 2 black eyes? A: Nothing, she's been told twice already.
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    • RedNeck
    • Why do drivers education classes in Redneck schools use the car only on Mondays, Wednesdays and Fridays? Because on Tuesday and Thursday,...
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    • Computer Diagnosis
    • One day Bill complained to his friend, "My elbow really hurts, I guess I should see a doctor." His friend offered, "Don't do that....
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    • Ron was in big trouble with his wife. He forgot his wedding anniversary. Naturally his wife was livid. She told him, "Tomorrow morning I...
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    • Parrot
    • A woman went to a pet shop & immediately spotted a large, beautiful parrot. There was a sign on the cage that said $50.00, which seemed...
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    • Wise old Rooster
    • A farmer goes out one day and buys a brand new stud rooster for his chicken coop. The rooster struts over to the old rooster and says, "OK,...
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    • Ice Cream
    • A vacationing penguin is driving through Arizona when he notices that the oil-pressure light is on. He gets out to look and sees oil dripping out...
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    • Mother of Six
    • A man has six children and is very proud of his achievement. In fact, he is so proud of himself and his ability to impregnate that he starts...
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    • Rejected Books
    • The following is a list of children's books that didn't quite make it to the printing press... 1. You Are Different and That's Bad 2. The Boy...
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    • Sleeping in Church
    • One day Mrs. Jones went to have a talk with the minister at the local church. "Reverend," she said, "I have a problem, my husband...
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    • Payback
    • A successful businessman flew to Vegas for the weekend to gamble. He lost the shirt off his back and had nothing left but a quarter and the...
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    • Perfect Gentleman
    • During a good manners and etiquette class being held for young children, the teacher says to her students: "If you were courting a well...
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    • Staten Island
    • A beautiful young New York woman was so depressed that she decided to end her life by throwing herself into the ocean. But just before she could...
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    • Impossible to say
    • Things that are difficult to say when you're drunk... a) Innovative b) Preliminary c) Proliferation d) Cinnamon Things that are VERY...
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    • Fruit Trail
    • Three men who were lost in the forest were captured by cannibals. The cannibal king told the prisoners that they could live if they pass a...
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    • Blonde with a Gun
    • A blonde who suspects her boyfriend of cheating on her goes out and buys a gun. She goes to his apartment unexpectedly, opens the door, and, sure...
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    • Mustard?
    • A blonde goes into the dry cleaners to have her sweater cleaned. She asks the clerk, “How much?” He doesn’t hear her correctly and says...
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    • Black vs. Korean
    • A Korean man goes into a bar and waits for the African American bartender to come over towards him. "Give me jigger, nigger," the man...
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    • Five good leads
    • “Bless me Father, for I have sinned. I have not been to confession for six months. On top of that, I’ve been with a loose woman.” The...
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    • Native American
    • A young Native American boy approaches to his mother one day with a puzzled look on his face. “Say, mom, why is my bigger brother named...
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    • Dwarf
    • I rear-ended a car this morning. So, there we were alongside the road and slowly the other driver got out of his car. You know how...
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    • My Best Feature
    • A young man moved into a new apartment of his own and went to the lobby to put his name on his mailbox. While there, an attractive young lady...
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    • Nothing important
    • Peter works as a Fedex delivery man. One day, he got assigned to a new neighborhood. Eventually, he came to a small, white house. He had...
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    • pancakes
    • you driving down the street and all the wheels fall off your canoe how many pancakes does it take to build a dog house? 32 cause there...
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    • Beach Blondes
    • There are three blondes washed up on an island. Suddenly a fairy appears and offers to grant each one of them one wish. The first blonde asks...
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    • Adam meets Eve.
    • What was the first thing Adam ever said to Eve? Stand back! I don't know how big this thing is going to get!
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    • Adam and Eve
    • God looks down at Adam, just after he created him and said, "Adam, I tell you what, I will make you a woman. She will be just perfect. She...
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