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    • comfortable

    • Two sisters, one blonde and one brunette, inherit the family ranch. Unfortunately, after just a few years, they are in financial trouble. In...
    • mayhem123
      Uploaded 10/27/2008
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    • The Job Interview

    • A young blonde woman goes to an office for a job interview . The interviewer decides to start with the basics. "So, miss, can you tell us...
    • mayhem123
      Uploaded 10/27/2008
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    • In Need Of Help

    • A blonde calls her husband at work one day and asks him, "Can you help me when you get home?" "Sure," he replies....
    • mayhem123
      Uploaded 10/27/2008
      • 547 Views
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    • how to make your breast bigger

    • A woman in the bar says that she wants to have plastic surgery to enlarge her breasts. Her husband tells her, "Hey, you don't need surgery...
    • mayhem123
      Uploaded 10/27/2008
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    • take my picture

    • On their first night together, a newlywed couple go to change. The new bride comes out of the bathroom showered and wearing a beautiful robe. The...
    • mayhem123
      Uploaded 10/25/2008
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    • a doctor visit gone wrong

    • This beautiful woman one day walks into a doctors office and the doctor is bowled over by how stunningly awesome she is. All his professionallism...
    • mayhem123
      Uploaded 10/25/2008
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    • four kinds of sex

    • There are four kinds of sex : HOUSE SEX - When you are newly married and have sex all over the house in every room. BEDROOM SEX - After you...
    • mayhem123
      Uploaded 10/25/2008
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    • Sperm Bank hold up

    • A guy walks into a sperm donor bank wearing a ski mask and holding a gun. He goes up to the nurse and demands her to open the sperm bank vault....
    • mayhem123
      Uploaded 10/25/2008
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      • 6 Comments
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    • Dog, cat, and a dick

    • A dog, a cat, and a penis are sitting around a camp fire one night. The dog says, "My life sucks, my master makes me do my business on a...
    • mjp124
      Uploaded 10/24/2008
      • 501 Views
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    • good thinking...

    • A teacher asks her class, "If there are five birds sitting on a fence and you shoot one of them, how many will be left?" She calls on...
    • Who_Dey
      Uploaded 10/23/2008
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    • Guy Lost Wife In Supermarket

    • A couple were doing their weekly shopping in their local supermarket. After a little while, they become sererated. The husband starts walking...
    • parlay
      Uploaded 10/17/2008
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    • Chocolate is better than sex

    • 20 REASONS CHOCOLATE IS BETTER THAN SEX 1. You can always get chocolate. 2. If you love me, you’ll swallow that has real meaning with...
    • mjp124
      Uploaded 10/15/2008
      • 547 Views
      • 2 Comments
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    • Chuck Norris

    • Chunk Norris beat the Sun in a staring contest
    • mjp124
      Uploaded 10/15/2008
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    • Jew Nose

    • Why do Jews have big noses? Because Air is free
    • mjp124
      Uploaded 10/15/2008
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      • 1 Comments
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    • Hitman

    • Two Golfers, Jim and Bob, were out on a local neighborhood golf course are playing a round when a strange gentleman walks up to them both and ask...
    • mjp124
      Uploaded 10/14/2008
      • 872 Views
      • 5 Comments
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    • Gays

    • Why do gays like to do it doggy style? So they could both watch the cubs game.
    • Frankielike
      Uploaded 10/14/2008
      • 621 Views
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    • 2 black eyes

    • Q: What do you tell a woman with 2 black eyes? A: Nothing, she's been told twice already.
    • Weber
      Uploaded 10/13/2008
      • 1.1k Views
      • 5 Comments
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    • RedNeck

    • Why do drivers education classes in Redneck schools use the car only on Mondays, Wednesdays and Fridays? Because on Tuesday and Thursday,...
    • mjp124
      Uploaded 10/13/2008
      • 561 Views
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    • Computer Diagnosis

    • One day Bill complained to his friend, "My elbow really hurts, I guess I should see a doctor." His friend offered, "Don't do that....
    • mjp124
      Uploaded 10/13/2008
      • 536 Views
      • 4 Comments
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    • 0 to 200

    • Ron was in big trouble with his wife. He forgot his wedding anniversary. Naturally his wife was livid. She told him, "Tomorrow morning I...
    • mjp124
      Uploaded 10/13/2008
      • 485 Views
      • 3 Comments
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    • Parrot

    • A woman went to a pet shop & immediately spotted a large, beautiful parrot. There was a sign on the cage that said $50.00, which seemed...
    • mjp124
      Uploaded 10/13/2008
      • 608 Views
      • 1 Comments
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    • Wise old Rooster

    • A farmer goes out one day and buys a brand new stud rooster for his chicken coop. The rooster struts over to the old rooster and says, "OK,...
    • mjp124
      Uploaded 10/13/2008
      • 488 Views
      • 4 Comments
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    • Ice Cream

    • A vacationing penguin is driving through Arizona when he notices that the oil-pressure light is on. He gets out to look and sees oil dripping out...
    • mjp124
      Uploaded 10/13/2008
      • 1.5k Views
      • 2 Comments
      • 1 Favorites
    • Mother of Six

    • A man has six children and is very proud of his achievement. In fact, he is so proud of himself and his ability to impregnate that he starts...
    • mjp124
      Uploaded 10/13/2008
      • 466 Views
      • 1 Comments
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    • Rejected Books

    • The following is a list of children's books that didn't quite make it to the printing press... 1. You Are Different and That's Bad 2. The Boy...
    • mjp124
      Uploaded 10/13/2008
      • 435 Views
      • 1 Comments
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    • Sleeping in Church

    • One day Mrs. Jones went to have a talk with the minister at the local church. "Reverend," she said, "I have a problem, my husband...
    • mjp124
      Uploaded 10/13/2008
      • 813 Views
      • 3 Comments
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    • Payback

    • A successful businessman flew to Vegas for the weekend to gamble. He lost the shirt off his back and had nothing left but a quarter and the...
    • mjp124
      Uploaded 10/13/2008
      • 1k Views
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    • Perfect Gentleman

    • During a good manners and etiquette class being held for young children, the teacher says to her students: "If you were courting a well...
    • mjp124
      Uploaded 10/13/2008
      • 1k Views
      • 1 Comments
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    • Staten Island

    • A beautiful young New York woman was so depressed that she decided to end her life by throwing herself into the ocean. But just before she could...
    • mjp124
      Uploaded 10/13/2008
      • 1.7k Views
      • 2 Comments
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    • Impossible to say

    • Things that are difficult to say when you're drunk... a) Innovative b) Preliminary c) Proliferation d) Cinnamon Things that are VERY...
    • mjp124
      Uploaded 10/13/2008
      • 348 Views
      • 2 Comments
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    • Fruit Trail

    • Three men who were lost in the forest were captured by cannibals. The cannibal king told the prisoners that they could live if they pass a...
    • mjp124
      Uploaded 10/13/2008
      • 312 Views
      • 3 Comments
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    • Blonde with a Gun

    • A blonde who suspects her boyfriend of cheating on her goes out and buys a gun. She goes to his apartment unexpectedly, opens the door, and, sure...
    • mjp124
      Uploaded 10/13/2008
      • 436 Views
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    • Mustard?

    • A blonde goes into the dry cleaners to have her sweater cleaned. She asks the clerk, How much? He doesn’t hear her correctly and says...
    • mjp124
      Uploaded 10/13/2008
      • 819 Views
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    • Black vs. Korean

    • A Korean man goes into a bar and waits for the African American bartender to come over towards him. "Give me jigger, nigger," the man...
    • mjp124
      Uploaded 10/13/2008
      • 684 Views
      • 3 Comments
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    • Five good leads

    • Bless me Father, for I have sinned. I have not been to confession for six months. On top of that, I’ve been with a loose woman. The...
    • mjp124
      Uploaded 10/13/2008
      • 454 Views
      • 2 Comments
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    • Native American

    • A young Native American boy approaches to his mother one day with a puzzled look on his face. Say, mom, why is my bigger brother named...
    • mjp124
      Uploaded 10/13/2008
      • 2.7k Views
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    • Dwarf

    • I rear-ended a car this morning. So, there we were alongside the road and slowly the other driver got out of his car. You know how...
    • mjp124
      Uploaded 10/13/2008
      • 699 Views
      • 4 Comments
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    • My Best Feature

    • A young man moved into a new apartment of his own and went to the lobby to put his name on his mailbox. While there, an attractive young lady...
    • godlovesdemeter
      Uploaded 10/11/2008
      • 637 Views
      • 5 Comments
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    • Nothing important

    • Peter works as a Fedex delivery man. One day, he got assigned to a new neighborhood. Eventually, he came to a small, white house. He had...
    • CamSpidey
      Uploaded 09/29/2008
      • 801 Views
      • 6 Comments
      • 0 Favorites
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