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    • Shopping for Groceries

    • A man walked into a grocery store with a huge list of items he needed to buy. He stopped a store associate and asked "Where are your...
    • Urbanus1234
      Uploaded 05/29/2012
      • 532 Views
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    • When Girls Don't Put Out!

    • I never quite figured out why the sexual urge of men and women differ so much. And I never have figured out the whole Venus and Mars thing. I...
    • JamesForce
      Uploaded 04/27/2012
      • 369 Views
      • 0 Comments
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    • The grow them Bigger in Texas

    • A Texan went to Chicago, where he thought he would buy a new "city" outfit. He went into Marshall Fields and, when asked by a sweet...
    • Mis85
      Uploaded 04/25/2012
      • 355 Views
      • 0 Comments
      • 0 Favorites
    • blonde shopping

    • While wandering through a clothes store in a shopping mall, a blonde suddenly remembers she needs a microwave. Seeing one in the back, she tells...
    • sexydude001
      Uploaded 12/30/2010
      • 316 Views
      • 0 Comments
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    • Bra shopping

    • A guy is shopping with his girlfriend when she says "I need some new bras. You should come with me to help pick some out." He then...
    • SirJuanito
      Uploaded 11/27/2010
      • 720 Views
      • 0 Comments
      • 0 Favorites
    • Grocery Shopping

    • A man observed a woman in the grocery store with a three year old girl in her basket. As they passed the cookie section, the child asked for...
    • twcdotcom
      Uploaded 09/03/2010
      • 985 Views
      • 3 Comments
      • 0 Favorites
    • Shopping Math

    • SHOPPING MATH A man will pay $20 for a $10 item he needs. A woman will pay $10 for a $20 item that she doesn't need.
    • the_dream_35
      Uploaded 10/09/2009
      • 633 Views
      • 2 Comments
      • 0 Favorites
    • Took Dad Shopping

    • I took my dad to the mall the other day to buy some new shoes (he is 84). We decided to grab a bite at the food court. I noticed he was...
    • Borm_Diddy
      Uploaded 10/06/2009
      • 1.6k Views
      • 11 Comments
      • 0 Favorites
    • Shopping with Lucy

    • Lucy was having a lovely time shopping when the doctor called. "Lucy, your husband had a dreadful accident and he's in critical condition....
    • Misty_cute
      Uploaded 09/25/2009
      • 634 Views
      • 4 Comments
      • 0 Favorites
    • Shopping for a husband

    • A store that sells husbands has just opened where a woman may go to choose a husband from among many men. The store is composed of 6 floors, and...
    • somasuku
      Uploaded 06/20/2009
      • 814 Views
      • 7 Comments
      • 0 Favorites
    • Goodwill

    • this is a really happened. My 8 year old nephew was misbehaving in the car a few years ago while I was Christmas shopping. I threatened him...
    • idontwannakno
      Uploaded 04/29/2009
      • 1.1k Views
      • 5 Comments
      • 0 Favorites
    • Friend For Dinner

    • "Honey," said this husband to his wife, "I invited a friend home for supper." "What?... Are you crazy? The house is a...
    • xckxgoaleprcaun
      Uploaded 03/19/2009
      • 1.3k Views
      • 6 Comments
      • 0 Favorites
    • No sex tonight

    • I never quite figured out why the sexual urge of men and women differ so much. And I never have figured out the whole Venus and Mars thing. I...
    • Diealestick
      Uploaded 03/12/2009
      • 622 Views
      • 2 Comments
      • 1 Favorites
    • Shopping at Cabela's

    • A woman goes into Cabela's to buy a rod and reel for her grandson's birthday. She doesn't know which one to get so she just grabs one and goes...
    • sheltonx
      Uploaded 02/22/2009
      • 1.2k Views
      • 1 Comments
      • 0 Favorites
    • Shopping At Its Worst

    • A woman was in town on a shopping trip. She began her day finding the most perfect shoes in the first shop and a beautiful dress on sale in the...
    • Syrus
      Uploaded 02/12/2009
      • 973 Views
      • 1 Comments
      • 0 Favorites
    • Tesco

    • I was in Tescos the other day when a lady in front of me in the queue collapsed and died I felt really sorry for her as she had just brought a...
    • staceface
      Uploaded 01/28/2009
      • 445 Views
      • 1 Comments
      • 0 Favorites
    • The smart drunk

    • A woman was shopping at her local super market where she selected:2 litres of low fat milk, a carton of eggs, 2 litres of orange juice, a head of...
    • jinky1888
      Uploaded 01/11/2009
      • 631 Views
      • 1 Comments
      • 0 Favorites
    • single women

    • So a single women was at the Big Y shopping for food, she went to the check outline and she had bought carrots, hotdogs, 2 heads of lettuce and...
    • thumbsdownnazi
      Uploaded 01/11/2009
      • 818 Views
      • 2 Comments
      • 1 Favorites
    • No Sex Tonight

    • *Please read entire story, its worth it* One evening last week, my girlfriend and I were getting into bed. Well, the passion starts to heat...
    • JJthebear7272
      Uploaded 01/11/2009
      • 4.5k Views
      • 12 Comments
      • 3 Favorites
    • Wrong Wrapping Paper

    • I set a personal record on Christmas. I got my shopping done three weeks ahead of time. I had all the presents back at my apartment, I was...
    • nate800
      Uploaded 12/19/2008
      • 699 Views
      • 1 Comments
      • 0 Favorites
    • Never question a drunk

    • A woman was shopping at the local supermarket where she selected: A half-gallon of 2% milk A carton of eggs A quart of orange juice A...
    • kego_thundergod
      Uploaded 12/02/2008
      • 992 Views
      • 2 Comments
      • 0 Favorites
    • Buy A Husband

    • A store that sells new husbands has just opened in New York City, where A woman may go to choose a husband. Among the instructions at the...
    • CarGirl
      Uploaded 11/15/2008
      • 1.7k Views
      • 5 Comments
      • 1 Favorites
    • The Truth hurts

    • A husband and wife are shopping in Wal-Mart when the man picks up a caseof Budweiser and puts it into the shopping cart. 'What do you think...
    • ozzy84
      Uploaded 11/05/2008
      • 514 Views
      • 0 Comments
      • 0 Favorites
    • Stolen Car

    • After shopping for most of the day, a couple returns to find their car has been stolen. They go to the police station to make a full report....
    • djohn23
      Uploaded 10/27/2008
      • 793 Views
      • 2 Comments
      • 0 Favorites
    • Store shopping list

    • A woman walks into the store and purchases the following: 1 small box of detergent 1 Bar of soap 3 individual servings of yogurt 2 oranges 1...
    • mjp124
      Uploaded 10/24/2008
      • 638 Views
      • 1 Comments
      • 0 Favorites
    • Stoner Shopping Trip

    • A stoner walks into a gas station and asks the dude at the counter, "Got any weed?" The man politely replied, "Um, no sir. We do...
    • Sutherland_03
      Uploaded 10/16/2008
      • 351 Views
      • 4 Comments
      • 0 Favorites
    • single girl

    • a girl had just recently broken up with her boyfriend and it was her first time going shopping as a single woman. so when she was in the super...
    • fredkrooger
      Uploaded 09/17/2008
      • 741 Views
      • 5 Comments
      • 0 Favorites
    • New Supermarket

    • The new supermarket near our house has an automatic water mister to keep the produce fresh. Just before it goes on, you hear the sound of distant...
    • djohn23
      Uploaded 07/21/2008
      • 640 Views
      • 4 Comments
      • 0 Favorites
    • Shopping

    • A woman was in town on a shopping trip. She began her day finding the most perfect shoes in the first shop and a beautiful dress on sale in the...
    • sp67
      Uploaded 06/17/2008
      • 304 Views
      • 1 Comments
      • 0 Favorites
    • Walmart Shopper

    • Banned from Wal-Mart this is why women should not take men shopping against their will. After Mr. and Mrs. Fenton retired, Mrs. Fenton...
    • sp67
      Uploaded 06/17/2008
      • 720 Views
      • 1 Comments
      • 0 Favorites
    • Mexican Joke

    • why do many Americans use clear garbage bags? So the Mexicans can window shop.
    • poopyturtle
      Uploaded 05/28/2008
      • 486 Views
      • 0 Comments
      • 0 Favorites
    • black family

    • there once was a black family shopping. the youngest son finds a large white shirt, wears it and goes to his sister "look im a white...
    • myguy123
      Uploaded 03/08/2008
      • 1.1k Views
      • 5 Comments
      • 1 Favorites
    • Blind Shopping

    • A blind man walks into a store with his seeing eye dog. All of a sudden, he picks up the leash and begins swinging the dog over his head. The...
    • ChrisSisley
      Uploaded 02/12/2008
      • 953 Views
      • 3 Comments
      • 0 Favorites
    • Blonde Shopping

    • A blonde went to electronic store and she asked, "How much is is this TV?" The salesman said, "Sorry, we don’t sell to blondes." The next...
    • kayemmkay13
      Uploaded 01/12/2008
      • 456 Views
      • 0 Comments
      • 0 Favorites
    • Wal-Mart

    • What did the bird say when it flew into Wal-Mart? Cheep cheep!
    • boc1500
      Uploaded 12/31/2007
      • 700 Views
      • 1 Comments
      • 0 Favorites
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