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    • Shopping for Groceries
    • A man walked into a grocery store with a huge list of items he needed to buy. He stopped a store associate and asked "Where are your...
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    • When Girls Don't Put Out!
    • I never quite figured out why the sexual urge of men and women differ so much. And I never have figured out the whole Venus and Mars thing. I...
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    • The grow them Bigger in Texas
    • A Texan went to Chicago, where he thought he would buy a new "city" outfit. He went into Marshall Fields and, when asked by a sweet...
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    • blonde shopping
    • While wandering through a clothes store in a shopping mall, a blonde suddenly remembers she needs a microwave. Seeing one in the back, she tells...
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    • Bra shopping
    • A guy is shopping with his girlfriend when she says "I need some new bras. You should come with me to help pick some out." He then...
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    • Grocery Shopping
    • A man observed a woman in the grocery store with a three year old girl in her basket. As they passed the cookie section, the child asked for...
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    • Shopping Math
    • SHOPPING MATH A man will pay $20 for a $10 item he needs. A woman will pay $10 for a $20 item that she doesn't need.
    • the_dream_35 10/09/2009
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    • Took Dad Shopping
    • I took my dad to the mall the other day to buy some new shoes (he is 84). We decided to grab a bite at the food court. I noticed he was...
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    • Shopping with Lucy
    • Lucy was having a lovely time shopping when the doctor called. "Lucy, your husband had a dreadful accident and he's in critical condition....
    • Misty_cute 09/25/2009
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    • Shopping for a husband
    • A store that sells husbands has just opened where a woman may go to choose a husband from among many men. The store is composed of 6 floors, and...
    • somasuku 06/20/2009
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    • Goodwill
    • this is a really happened. My 8 year old nephew was misbehaving in the car a few years ago while I was Christmas shopping. I threatened him...
    • idontwannakno 04/29/2009
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    • Friend For Dinner
    • "Honey," said this husband to his wife, "I invited a friend home for supper." "What?... Are you crazy? The house is a...
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    • No sex tonight
    • I never quite figured out why the sexual urge of men and women differ so much. And I never have figured out the whole Venus and Mars thing. I...
    • Diealestick 03/12/2009
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    • Shopping at Cabela's
    • A woman goes into Cabela's to buy a rod and reel for her grandson's birthday. She doesn't know which one to get so she just grabs one and goes...
    • sheltonx 02/22/2009
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    • Shopping At Its Worst
    • A woman was in town on a shopping trip. She began her day finding the most perfect shoes in the first shop and a beautiful dress on sale in the...
    • Syrus 02/12/2009
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    • Tesco
    • I was in Tescos the other day when a lady in front of me in the queue collapsed and died I felt really sorry for her as she had just brought a...
    • staceface 01/28/2009
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    • The smart drunk
    • A woman was shopping at her local super market where she selected:2 litres of low fat milk, a carton of eggs, 2 litres of orange juice, a head of...
    • jinky1888 01/11/2009
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    • single women
    • So a single women was at the Big Y shopping for food, she went to the check outline and she had bought carrots, hotdogs, 2 heads of lettuce and...
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    • No Sex Tonight
    • *Please read entire story, its worth it* One evening last week, my girlfriend and I were getting into bed. Well, the passion starts to heat...
    • JJthebear7272 01/11/2009
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    • Wrong Wrapping Paper
    • I set a personal record on Christmas. I got my shopping done three weeks ahead of time. I had all the presents back at my apartment, I was...
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    • Buy A Husband
    • A store that sells new husbands has just opened in New York City, where A woman may go to choose a husband. Among the instructions at the...
    • CarGirl 11/15/2008
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    • The Truth hurts
    • A husband and wife are shopping in Wal-Mart when the man picks up a caseof Budweiser and puts it into the shopping cart. 'What do you think...
    • ozzy84 11/05/2008
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    • Stolen Car
    • After shopping for most of the day, a couple returns to find their car has been stolen. They go to the police station to make a full report....
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    • Store shopping list
    • A woman walks into the store and purchases the following: 1 small box of detergent 1 Bar of soap 3 individual servings of yogurt 2 oranges 1...
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    • Stoner Shopping Trip
    • A stoner walks into a gas station and asks the dude at the counter, "Got any weed?" The man politely replied, "Um, no sir. We do...
    • Sutherland_03 10/16/2008
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    • single girl
    • a girl had just recently broken up with her boyfriend and it was her first time going shopping as a single woman. so when she was in the super...
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    • New Supermarket
    • The new supermarket near our house has an automatic water mister to keep the produce fresh. Just before it goes on, you hear the sound of distant...
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    • Shopping
    • A woman was in town on a shopping trip. She began her day finding the most perfect shoes in the first shop and a beautiful dress on sale in the...
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    • Walmart Shopper
    • Banned from Wal-Mart this is why women should not take men shopping against their will. After Mr. and Mrs. Fenton retired, Mrs. Fenton...
    • sp67 06/17/2008
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    • black family
    • there once was a black family shopping. the youngest son finds a large white shirt, wears it and goes to his sister "look im a white...
    • myguy123 03/08/2008
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    • Blind Shopping
    • A blind man walks into a store with his seeing eye dog. All of a sudden, he picks up the leash and begins swinging the dog over his head. The...
    • ChrisSisley 02/12/2008
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    • Blonde Shopping
    • A blonde went to electronic store and she asked, "How much is is this TV?" The salesman said, "Sorry, we don’t sell to blondes." The next...
    • kayemmkay13 01/12/2008
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    • Wal-Mart
    • What did the bird say when it flew into Wal-Mart? Cheep cheep!
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