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    • DIRTY KNOCK KNOCK JOKES

    • Knock, Knock! Who’s There? Little boy blue. Little boy blue who? Michael Jackson! Knock, Knock. Who’s there? Some. Some who? Some...
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      Uploaded 03/11/2011
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    • CLICK ME

    • CLICK ME............I JUST WANT TO SEE HOW MANY VIEWS I CAN GET FROM UPLOADING BASSICALY NOTHING
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      Uploaded 03/09/2011
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    • 3 mice in a bar

    • Three mice are sitting in a bar in a pretty rough neighborhood late at night trying to impress each other about how tough they are. The first...
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      Uploaded 03/09/2011
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    • Alzheimer's or AIDS

    • Doctor: "Your wife either has Alzheimer's or AIDS." Husband: "How can we find out which?" Doctor: "I need you to run a...
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      Uploaded 03/09/2011
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    • masturbate joke

    • Little Johnny goes to school, and the teacher says, 'Today we are going to learn multi-syllable words, class. Does anybody have an example of a...
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      Uploaded 03/09/2011
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    • dirty dinner

    • Little Johnny comes home from school one day and asks his mother what "shit" meant. Thinking fast she replied "food on the...
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      Uploaded 03/09/2011
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    • Can I have one?

    • A five year old boy and his grandfather are sitting on the front porch together, when grandpa pulls a beer out of a cooler. the little boy asked,...
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      Uploaded 03/07/2011
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    • Blonde Helicopter Lesson

    • A blonde received a certificate for helicopter flying lessons for her birthday. One day she was bored and decided to take advantage of the...
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      Uploaded 03/07/2011
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    • Full Service Pharmacy

    • I recall my first time with a condom. I was 16 years old and went in to buy a packet of condoms at the pharmacy. There was a beautiful female...
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      Uploaded 03/07/2011
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    • Texas Custody Law

    • Texas Judge gives 7 year old right to decide custody. Dallas, TX, December 31, 2008 A seven year old boy was at the center of a county...
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      Uploaded 03/07/2011
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    • A Theory on Hell

    • The following is an actual question given on a University of Washington chemistry mid-term: "Is Hell exothermic gives off heat) or...
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      Uploaded 03/07/2011
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    • Done by smell

    • A woman goes into Wal-Mart to buy a rod and reel. She doesn't know which one to get so she just grabs one and goes over to the register. There...
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      Uploaded 03/07/2011
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    • Fish and Cat

    • One spring day, a fish was swimming about a foot below the surface of a lake and saw a fly hovering just out of striking distance. The fish...
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      Uploaded 03/07/2011
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    • Dont lie to your mother

    • John invited his mother over for dinner. During the meal, his mother couldn't help noticing how beautiful John's roommate was. She had long been...
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      Uploaded 03/07/2011
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    • Pumpkin Fucker

    • Police arrested Malcolm Davidson, a 27 year-old white male resident of Wilmington, NC, in a pumpkin patch at 11:38pm Friday. Davidson will be...
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      Uploaded 03/07/2011
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    • top ten blonde jokes

    • 10 - Question: If a blonde and a brunette fell off a building, who would hit the ground first? Answer: The brunette - the blonde would have to...
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      Uploaded 03/06/2011
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