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    • 20,000 towel

    • a man arrived at home and told his teenage son he wanted to take him out for dinner. "but, dad," the boy protested, "we can't...
    • themystery
      Uploaded 11/29/2011
      • 411 Views
      • 0 Comments
      • 0 Favorites
    • Donating

    • A man and a woman were waiting at the hospital donation center. Man: "What are you doing here today?" Woman: "Oh, I'm here...
    • rockbottom56
      Uploaded 10/24/2011
      • 891 Views
      • 1 Comments
      • 0 Favorites
    • Fired From Sperm Bank

    • Why did the blonde get fired from the sperm bank? Her employer found that she was embezzling.
    • ace18400
      Uploaded 01/19/2011
      • 979 Views
      • 0 Comments
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    • Low Sperm Count

    • A 70 year old man went to his doctor's office to get a sperm count. The doctor gave the man a jar and said, "Take this jar home and bring me...
    • kishandobaria
      Uploaded 01/13/2011
      • 1k Views
      • 0 Comments
      • 0 Favorites
    • Sperm Bank Robbery

    • A guy wearing a mask goes in to a sperm bank with a gun. He tells the teller "open the vault, now" The teller responds, "But...
    • mns247365
      Uploaded 11/16/2010
      • 1.6k Views
      • 1 Comments
      • 0 Favorites
    • Sperm Count

    • There was an elderly man who wanted to make his younger wife pregnant. So, he went to the doctor to have a sperm count done. The doctor told him...
    • Marine13
      Uploaded 09/14/2010
      • 617 Views
      • 2 Comments
      • 0 Favorites
    • Sperm Count

    • There was an elderly man who wanted to make his younger wife pregnant. So, he went to the doctor to have a sperm count done. The doctor told him...
    • joebsobe
      Uploaded 08/25/2010
      • 751 Views
      • 2 Comments
      • 1 Favorites
    • little pillow biter

    • Two gay men decide that they want to have a baby, but they don't want to adopt because they want the baby to be as close to their own as...
    • UNUSERNAME
      Uploaded 05/01/2010
      • 1k Views
      • 3 Comments
      • 0 Favorites
    • Coconut Milk

    • Guy crosses the border. One of the officers asks him "Did you bring anything illegal with you, sir?" The guy thinks for a minute and...
    • P00KY
      Uploaded 03/30/2010
      • 3.3k Views
      • 8 Comments
      • 0 Favorites
    • sperm bank

    • A guy walks into a sperm donor bank wearing a ski mask and holding a gun. He goes up to the nurse and demands her to open the sperm bank vault....
    • popdaddy123
      Uploaded 07/03/2009
      • 1.2k Views
      • 2 Comments
      • 0 Favorites
    • Sperm close to egg

    • Sperm 1: Are we close to the egg yet? Sperm 2: I don't think so. We're still in the throat.
    • tehbulatz
      Uploaded 06/28/2009
      • 780 Views
      • 1 Comments
      • 0 Favorites
    • Sperm Bank Robbery

    • A man wearing a balaclava bursts into a sperm bank with a shot gun. "Open the f*****g safe!" he yells at the girl behind the counter....
    • Chaosfurry
      Uploaded 06/16/2009
      • 3.2k Views
      • 6 Comments
      • 0 Favorites
    • Jail robbing

    • Some not too smart gangsters decide to rob a bank. After several days of planning they agree on the best plan. The next day they get to work and...
    • funnydude1960
      Uploaded 05/05/2009
      • 1.3k Views
      • 6 Comments
      • 0 Favorites
    • Sperm bank

    • Why did the blond get fired from the sperm bank? For drinking on the job!
    • davida8575
      Uploaded 04/05/2009
      • 1.1k Views
      • 3 Comments
      • 0 Favorites
    • Sperm Cells

    • A group of students had a biology lab. As a part of this lab they were supposed to scrape some bacteria off their teeth with a toothpick and then...
    • ADLife
      Uploaded 01/22/2009
      • 1.2k Views
      • 4 Comments
      • 0 Favorites
    • mexicans

    • Why are mexicans like sperm? there's millions of them but only one actually works
    • tarzard1
      Uploaded 12/20/2008
      • 903 Views
      • 7 Comments
      • 0 Favorites
    • Donating Sperm

    • A man walks into a sperm bank and declares I'm of royal blood and an I.Q. of 165, I'd like to make a donation. The nurse gives him a sealed cup...
    • GoneAway
      Uploaded 12/15/2008
      • 1.2k Views
      • 3 Comments
      • 0 Favorites
    • Sperm Bank

    • A masked man goes into a sperm bank, points a gun at the woman behind the counter, and says, "Open the safe." She says, "This...
    • ADLife
      Uploaded 12/10/2008
      • 1.2k Views
      • 3 Comments
      • 0 Favorites
    • Swimming Sperm

    • Two sperm are swimming along. One turns to the other and asks, Hey, how far to the fallopian tubes? The other replies, Fallopian...
    • dcervenka05
      Uploaded 12/02/2008
      • 757 Views
      • 1 Comments
      • 0 Favorites
    • Sperm Bank Robbery

    • A man wearing a balaclava bursts into a sperm bank with a shot gun. "Open the f*****g safe!" he yells at the girl behind the counter....
    • dcervenka05
      Uploaded 11/30/2008
      • 742 Views
      • 12 Comments
      • 1 Favorites
    • Twinky Wrapper

    • A boy found a condom in the trash and said, "Mom what's this?" His mom said ,"It's a twinky wrapper." The boy said,...
    • holyhell666
      Uploaded 11/12/2008
      • 809 Views
      • 1 Comments
      • 0 Favorites
    • redneck boy vs Girl

    • What's the difference between a redneck boy and a redneck girl? A redneck girl has a higher sperm count.
    • Falthor
      Uploaded 11/06/2008
      • 994 Views
      • 1 Comments
      • 0 Favorites
    • ConservativeSperm

    • What feature does a conservative share with a sperm? One in million chanse to become human being. (easily substitute Republican,Democrat,...
    • Falthor
      Uploaded 11/06/2008
      • 489 Views
      • 0 Comments
      • 0 Favorites
    • Sperm Bank hold up

    • A guy walks into a sperm donor bank wearing a ski mask and holding a gun. He goes up to the nurse and demands her to open the sperm bank vault....
    • mayhem123
      Uploaded 10/25/2008
      • 1.9k Views
      • 6 Comments
      • 1 Favorites
    • Samples

    • A guy walks into a sperm donor bank wearing a ski mask and holding a gun. He goes up to the nurse and demands her to open the sperm bank vault....
    • mjp124
      Uploaded 10/24/2008
      • 445 Views
      • 3 Comments
      • 0 Favorites
    • Low Sperm Count

    • A 70 year old man went to his doctor's office to get a sperm count. The doctor gave the man a jar and said, "Take this jar home and bring me...
    • Collin1234321
      Uploaded 10/01/2008
      • 549 Views
      • 3 Comments
      • 0 Favorites
    • THE SAMPLE

    • A 75 year old man went to his doctor's office to get a sperm count. The doctor got a jar and said, "Take this jar home and bring back a...
    • BIC1559
      Uploaded 09/03/2008
      • 3.6k Views
      • 5 Comments
      • 0 Favorites
    • gay sperm

    • what did one gay sperm say to the other gay...
    • allzzzzz
      Uploaded 08/12/2008
      • 913 Views
      • 5 Comments
      • 0 Favorites
    • Cookie care package

    • A blonde found out that her husband was cheating on her while stationed in Iraq a few months ago, so she sends him this care package. He is...
    • djohn23
      Uploaded 08/05/2008
      • 1.4k Views
      • 0 Comments
      • 0 Favorites
    • Questions answered

    • How do you tell that you have a high sperm count? Your girlfriend has to chew before she swallows. Why are electric trains like women's...
    • ghoul_69
      Uploaded 08/01/2008
      • 706 Views
      • 1 Comments
      • 0 Favorites
    • Blond VS Men

    • What is the difference between a blond and most men? A blond has a higher sperm count!
    • davida8575
      Uploaded 07/31/2008
      • 1.1k Views
      • 3 Comments
      • 0 Favorites
    • Donations

    • A man and a woman are sitting in a waiting room and they start chatting. "So, whay are you here?" asks the man. "Oh, I'm here to...
    • i_know_jack
      Uploaded 07/31/2008
      • 966 Views
      • 2 Comments
      • 0 Favorites
    • Sperm Bank

    • A guy walks into a sperm donor bank wearing a ski mask and holding a gun. He goes up to the nurse and demands her to open the sperm bank vault....
    • Disturbed01
      Uploaded 07/21/2008
      • 669 Views
      • 2 Comments
      • 0 Favorites
    • The Long Way Home

    • Two sperm are swimming in a women's body. One sperm says to the other in exhaustion, "Whew, just how far is the uterus...
    • EbaumsKing
      Uploaded 07/20/2008
      • 1.1k Views
      • 1 Comments
      • 0 Favorites
    • Sperm Bank

    • A man walks into a sperm bank wearing a ski mask and carrying a gun, he demands that the woman at the counter "take it out". "We...
    • R2D2
      Uploaded 06/16/2008
      • 522 Views
      • 1 Comments
      • 0 Favorites
    • MMM.... PUDDING

    • Some not too smart gangsters decide to rob a bank. After several days of planning they agree on the best plan. The next day they get to work and...
    • mCkEnZi444
      Uploaded 06/15/2008
      • 576 Views
      • 5 Comments
      • 0 Favorites
    • mexicans

    • Q: What do Mexicans and sperm have in common? A: A million come in but only 1 works.
    • guild123
      Uploaded 06/14/2008
      • 482 Views
      • 4 Comments
      • 0 Favorites
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