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- themystery 11/29/2011
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- Donating
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- rockbottom56 10/24/2011
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- Fired From Sperm Bank
- Why did the blonde get fired from the sperm bank? Her employer found that she was embezzling.
- ace18400 01/19/2011
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- Low Sperm Count
- A 70 year old man went to his doctor's office to get a sperm count. The doctor gave the man a jar and said, "Take this jar home and bring me...
- kishandobaria 01/13/2011
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- Sperm Bank Robbery
- A guy wearing a mask goes in to a sperm bank with a gun. He tells the teller "open the vault, now" The teller responds, "But Sir,...
- mns247365 11/16/2010
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- Sperm Count
- There was an elderly man who wanted to make his younger wife pregnant. So, he went to the doctor to have a sperm count done. The doctor told him to...
- Marine13 09/14/2010
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- There was an elderly man who wanted to make his younger wife pregnant. So, he went to the doctor to have a sperm count done. The doctor told him to...
- joebsobe 08/25/2010
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- little pillow biter
- Two gay men decide that they want to have a baby, but they don't want to adopt because they want the baby to be as close to their own as...
- UNUSERNAME 05/01/2010
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- Coconut Milk
- Guy crosses the border. One of the officers asks him "Did you bring anything illegal with you, sir?" The guy thinks for a minute and...
- P00KY 03/30/2010
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- Whaling on the High Seas
- A pair of whales, a male and his mate were swimming along one day when they came upon a whaling vessel. M: ''Oh shit!'' F: ''What is it?'' M:...
- CaptainJ 07/22/2009
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- sperm bank
- A guy walks into a sperm donor bank wearing a ski mask and holding a gun. He goes up to the nurse and demands her to open the sperm bank vault. She...
- popdaddy123 07/03/2009
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- Sperm close to egg
- Sperm 1: Are we close to the egg yet? Sperm 2: I don't think so. We're still in the throat.
- tehbulatz 06/28/2009
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- Sperm Bank Robbery
- A man wearing a balaclava bursts into a sperm bank with a shot gun. "Open the f*****g safe!" he yells at the girl behind the counter....
- Chaosfurry 06/16/2009
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- Jail robbing
- Some not too smart gangsters decide to rob a bank. After several days of planning they agree on the best plan. The next day they get to work and are...
- funnydude1960 05/05/2009
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- Sperm bank
- Why did the blond get fired from the sperm bank? For drinking on the job!
- davida8575 04/05/2009
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- Sperm Cells
- A group of students had a biology lab. As a part of this lab they were supposed to scrape some bacteria off their teeth with a toothpick and then...
- ADLife 01/22/2009
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- What's a fags favorite movie?
- What's a fags favorite movie? The SPERMINATOR.
- davida8575 01/19/2009
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- Donating Sperm
- A man walks into a sperm bank and declares I'm of royal blood and an I.Q. of 165, I'd like to make a donation. The nurse gives him a sealed cup and...
- GoneAway 12/15/2008
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- Sperm Bank
- A masked man goes into a sperm bank, points a gun at the woman behind the counter, and says, "Open the safe." She says, "This isnt...
- ADLife 12/10/2008
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- Swimming Sperm
- Two sperm are swimming along. One turns to the other and asks, “Hey, how far to the fallopian tubes?” The other replies, “Fallopian tubes?...
- dcervenka05 12/02/2008
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- Sperm Bank Robbery
- A man wearing a balaclava bursts into a sperm bank with a shot gun. "Open the f*****g safe!" he yells at the girl behind the counter....
- dcervenka05 11/30/2008
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- Twinky Wrapper
- A boy found a condom in the trash and said, "Mom what's this?" His mom said ,"It's a twinky wrapper." The boy said, "Good...
- holyhell666 11/12/2008
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- redneck boy vs Girl
- What's the difference between a redneck boy and a redneck girl? A redneck girl has a higher sperm count.
- Falthor 11/06/2008
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- ConservativeSperm
- What feature does a conservative share with a sperm? One in million chanse to become human being. (easily substitute Republican,Democrat,...
- Falthor 11/06/2008
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- Sperm Bank hold up
- A guy walks into a sperm donor bank wearing a ski mask and holding a gun. He goes up to the nurse and demands her to open the sperm bank vault. She...
- mayhem123 10/25/2008
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- An Elderly man and his Younger Wife
- There was an elderly man who wanted to make his younger wife pregnant. So, he went to the doctor to have a sperm count done. The doctor told him to...
- mayhem123 10/25/2008
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- Low Sperm Count
- A 70 year old man went to his doctor's office to get a sperm count. The doctor gave the man a jar and said, "Take this jar home and bring me...
- Collin1234321 10/01/2008
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- THE SAMPLE
- A 75 year old man went to his doctor's office to get a sperm count. The doctor got a jar and said, "Take this jar home and bring back a sample...
- BIC1559 09/03/2008
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- Cookie care package
- A blonde found out that her husband was cheating on her while stationed in Iraq a few months ago, so she sends him this care package. He is excited...
- djohn23 08/05/2008
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- Questions answered
- How do you tell that you have a high sperm count? Your girlfriend has to chew before she swallows. Why are electric trains like women's...
- ghoul_69 08/01/2008
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- Blond VS Men
- What is the difference between a blond and most men? A blond has a higher sperm count!
- davida8575 07/31/2008
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- Donations
- A man and a woman are sitting in a waiting room and they start chatting. "So, whay are you here?" asks the man. "Oh, I'm here to...
- i_know_jack 07/31/2008
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- A guy walks into a sperm donor bank wearing a ski mask and holding a gun. He goes up to the nurse and demands her to open the sperm bank vault. She...
- Disturbed01 07/21/2008
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- The Long Way Home
- Two sperm are swimming in a women's body. One sperm says to the other in exhaustion, "Whew, just how far is the uterus anyway?" The...
- EbaumsKing 07/20/2008
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- Sperm Bank
- A man walks into a sperm bank wearing a ski mask and carrying a gun, he demands that the woman at the counter "take it out". "We have...
- R2D2 06/16/2008
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- MMM.... PUDDING
- Some not too smart gangsters decide to rob a bank. After several days of planning they agree on the best plan. The next day they get to work and are...
- mCkEnZi444 06/15/2008
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