TAGGED STEAL

VIEW

Filter: All

All
Featured
Non-Featured
Girls

- joke
- What does a mexican boy get for his birthday?
- Your bike
- Mis85 04/21/2012
- - 163
  - 0
  - 0
- joke
- Girlfriend gets her mind blown
- I pulled out the gnarliest booger out of my nose and my gf said "NASTY! So what are you doing to do with that now?" and I said "Watch...
- smithjd80 02/05/2012
- - 355
  - 1
  - 0
- joke
- Lol Tampa
- Last week I checked into my hotel in Tampa and was a bit lonely. I thought, I'll call one of those girls you see advertised in phone books like ...
- olbear303 11/03/2011
- - 435
  - 0
  - 0
- joke
- Twats the Night Before Christmas
- 'Twas the night before Christmas, and God it was neat The kids were both gone, and my wife was in heat The doors were all bolted, and the phone off...
- Im_Old_Gregg 10/26/2010
- - 1,042
  - 2
  - 1
- joke
- Irish Wish
- An Irishman is sitting at the end of a bar. He sees a lamp at the end of the table. He walks down to it and rubs it. Out pops a genie. It says,...
- zBaum 09/04/2010
- - 1,084
  - 5
  - 1
- joke
- Fridge for Sale
- Some guy bought a new refrigerator for his house. To get rid of his old fridge, he put it in his front yard and hung a sign on it...
- k3m0sabi 06/27/2009
- - 624
  - 2
  - 0
- joke
- Dirty Mexicans
- Dude1: Last night, a bunch of exican thiefs came into our house and stole everything except for the towels the shampoo and the soap. Dude 2: Shit! I...
- chimique1 06/14/2009
- - 1,483
  - 4
  - 0
- joke
- Crackheads And Alcoholics
- What's the difference between a crackhead and an alcoholic? - An alcoholic will steal your keys.... A crackhead will steal your keys and help you...
- easy2foley 03/01/2009
- - 2,472
  - 2
  - 0
- joke
- Batman vs. Black Man
- Q: What's the difference between Batman and a Black man? A: Batman can go out at night without Robin.
- TheCommentator 11/02/2008
- - 5,150
  - 4
  - 0
- joke
- Praying
- When I was young I used to pray for a bike, then I realized that God doesn't work that way, so I stole a bike and prayed for forgiveness.
- mjp124 10/18/2008
- - 507
  - 3
  - 0
- joke
- Black people and basketball
- Little Johnny and his dad are watching an NBA game and notices all of the best players are black. So, little Johnny asks his dad," why are black...
- godlymcniff 10/02/2008
- - 1,162
  - 3
  - 0
- joke
- T.V.
- Q: What do you do if you see your T.V. floating in the dark? A: You say, Nigga, dont drop that.
- tjphelan 08/31/2008
- - 776
  - 5
  - 2
- joke
- Nice Car Ugly House
- In the ghetto,black people have small and ugly houses. But, somehow they have nice cars. Why is this? Because black people...
- romandetti17 05/27/2008
- - 1,138
  - 2
  - 0
- joke
- Ten Ways to steal a car
- 1.Bump against the car to check for a car alarm. 2.Break the window or jimmy the lock to gain entry into a locked car. 3.Cut the steering wheel...
- tdawson25 05/11/2008
- - 602
  - 1
  - 0
- joke
- Pray
- When I was young I used to pray for a bike, then I realized that God doesn't work that way.... So I stole a bike and prayed for forgiveness.
- ghoul_69 04/23/2008
- - 999
  - 0
  - 0
- joke
- fencing
- Q: What do you do if someone tries to steal your gate? A: Nothing, he might take a fence.
- jmc1 04/06/2008
- - 1,180
  - 2
  - 0
- joke
- Darkest before dawn
- It's always darkest just before dawn. So if you're going to steal the neighbor's newspaper, that's the time to do it.
- crazydrug 01/22/2008
- - 416
  - 0
  - 0
- joke
- Peaches
- An old woman was in court because she stole a can of peaches. The judge said "since your crime is light, I will give you 5 days in jail, as there...
- s0undphile 01/01/2008
- - 1,535
  - 6
  - 1