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    • Girlfriend gets her mind blown

    • I pulled out the gnarliest booger out of my nose and my gf said "NASTY! So what are you doing to do with that now?" and I said...
    • smithjd80
      Uploaded 02/05/2012
      • 399 Views
      • 1 Comments
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    • Lol Tampa

    • Last week I checked into my hotel in Tampa and was a bit lonely. I thought, I'll call one of those girls you see advertised in phone books...
    • olbear303
      Uploaded 11/03/2011
      • 469 Views
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    • Irish Wish

    • An Irishman is sitting at the end of a bar. He sees a lamp at the end of the table. He walks down to it and rubs it. Out pops a genie. It says,...
    • zBaum
      Uploaded 09/04/2010
      • 1.1k Views
      • 5 Comments
      • 1 Favorites
    • Fridge for Sale

    • Some guy bought a new refrigerator for his house. To get rid of his old fridge, he put it in his front yard and hung a sign on it...
    • k3m0sabi
      Uploaded 06/27/2009
      • 631 Views
      • 2 Comments
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    • Dirty Mexicans

    • Dude1: Last night, a bunch of exican thiefs came into our house and stole everything except for the towels the shampoo and the soap. Dude 2:...
    • chimique1
      Uploaded 06/14/2009
      • 1.6k Views
      • 4 Comments
      • 0 Favorites
    • Crackheads And Alcoholics

    • What's the difference between a crackhead and an alcoholic? - An alcoholic will steal your keys.... A crackhead will steal your keys and help...
    • easy2foley
      Uploaded 03/01/2009
      • 2.9k Views
      • 2 Comments
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    • Praying

    • When I was young I used to pray for a bike, then I realized that God doesn't work that way, so I stole a bike and prayed for forgiveness.
    • mjp124
      Uploaded 10/18/2008
      • 515 Views
      • 3 Comments
      • 0 Favorites
    • Black people and basketball

    • Little Johnny and his dad are watching an NBA game and notices all of the best players are black. So, little Johnny asks his dad," why are...
    • godlymcniff
      Uploaded 10/02/2008
      • 1.2k Views
      • 3 Comments
      • 0 Favorites
    • T.V.

    • Q: What do you do if you see your T.V. floating in the dark? A: You say, Nigga, dont drop that.
    • tjphelan
      Uploaded 08/31/2008
      • 795 Views
      • 5 Comments
      • 2 Favorites
    • Nice Car Ugly House

    • In the ghetto,black people have small and ugly houses. But, somehow they have nice cars. Why is this? Because black people...
    • romandetti17
      Uploaded 05/27/2008
      • 1.3k Views
      • 2 Comments
      • 0 Favorites
    • Ten Ways to steal a car

    • 1.Bump against the car to check for a car alarm. 2.Break the window or jimmy the lock to gain entry into a locked car. 3.Cut the steering...
    • tdawson25
      Uploaded 05/11/2008
      • 625 Views
      • 1 Comments
      • 0 Favorites
    • Pray

    • When I was young I used to pray for a bike, then I realized that God doesn't work that way.... So I stole a bike and prayed for forgiveness.
    • ghoul_69
      Uploaded 04/23/2008
      • 1k Views
      • 0 Comments
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    • fencing

    • Q: What do you do if someone tries to steal your gate? A: Nothing, he might take a fence.
    • jmc1
      Uploaded 04/06/2008
      • 1.2k Views
      • 2 Comments
      • 0 Favorites
    • Darkest before dawn

    • It's always darkest just before dawn. So if you're going to steal the neighbor's newspaper, that's the time to do it.
    • crazydrug
      Uploaded 01/22/2008
      • 422 Views
      • 0 Comments
      • 0 Favorites
    • Peaches

    • An old woman was in court because she stole a can of peaches. The judge said "since your crime is light, I will give you 5 days in jail, as there...
    • s0undphile
      Uploaded 01/01/2008
      • 1.7k Views
      • 6 Comments
      • 1 Favorites
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