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    • No talking allowed

    • A teacher is giving her students a test and warns all the kids that anyone caught talking will be given an F and will have to pay her $3. The...
    • scubadude
      Uploaded 08/10/2011
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    • Shaking Hands

    • During one of her daily classes, a teacher trying to teach good manners, asked her students the following question: "Michael, if you were on...
    • XxRzrRomancexX
      Uploaded 08/07/2011
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    • Abstract Noun

    • “An abstract noun,” the teacher said, “is something you can think of, but you can’t touch it. Can you give me an example of one?”...
    • burnt_out
      Uploaded 02/07/2011
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    • Math Class

    • Dirty Little Matt is sitting in the back of math class, obviously not paying any attention, when the teacher calls his name. "Yeah...
    • ace18400
      Uploaded 01/19/2011
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    • like

    • "Joe," a teacher reprimanded the teenager in the hall, "do you mind telling me whose class you're cutting this...
    • kishandobaria
      Uploaded 01/14/2011
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    • u will do anything to get A?

    • A student comes to a young professor's office. She glances down the hall, closes his door, and says pleadingly, "I would do anything to pass...
    • kishandobaria
      Uploaded 01/14/2011
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    • Logical Answer

    • Teacher: What happened in 1869? Student: Mahatma Gandhi was born. Teacher: What happened in 1873? Student: Gandhi was four years old
    • Grifmoe
      Uploaded 11/11/2010
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    • Johnny joke w/o johnny

    • A little boy is in school working on his arithmetic. The teacher says, "Imagine there are 5 black birds sitting on a fence. You pick up your BB...
    • burnt_out
      Uploaded 08/07/2010
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    • No Physics Answers

    • When We Throw a Ball in The Air, Why does it Come Down? No Physics Answers Plz. . ? . ? . Because No one is there up to Catch the Ball....
    • luckyboy39
      Uploaded 07/26/2010
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    • Like a Train Studen Jokes

    • Class Rooms are Like a Train: . 1st Two Rows are Executive Coaches Reserved for VIP. . Middle 3 are General Compartments. . And . Last 2...
    • luckyboy39
      Uploaded 07/26/2010
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    • Student Magician

    • Student failed the exam. He goes to his professor's office and asks him if he could get another chance. "You failed the exam twice, young...
    • P00KY
      Uploaded 03/24/2010
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    • The Ten College Commandments

    • >Student was searching for divine inspiration. Student walked high on the mountain of knowledge and came across God. Student asked God how to...
    • jaronzello
      Uploaded 01/26/2010
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    • teacher burns student

    • A teacher was wrapping up class, and started talking about tomorrow's final exam. He said there would be no excuses for not showing up tomorrow,...
    • midnightblaze91
      Uploaded 11/29/2009
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    • Smart-ass College Student

    • A college professor reminds her class of the following day's final exam. 'Now class, I won't tolerate any excuses for you not being here...
    • Tom7997
      Uploaded 01/30/2009
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    • Student Project.

    • A man entered a restaurant and bar and sat himself at the bar for a drink. He noticed a beautiful girl at the other end of the bar seemingly...
    • Riley
      Uploaded 01/18/2009
      • 518 Views
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    • Illogical

    • Students secures lower grades in the externals, after looking at the mark sheet he asks professor. Student : "Can you answer any question ?...
    • Riley
      Uploaded 01/11/2009
      • 814 Views
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    • Family Stories.

    • A teacher told her young class to ask their parents For a family story with a moral at the end of it, and To return the next day to tell their...
    • Riley
      Uploaded 01/11/2009
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    • Unsure College Student

    • There was a guy who was unsure about what he wanted to do with his life. He was getting fed up with all the essays that his college professors...
    • cigar_holder
      Uploaded 01/09/2009
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    • Little Johnny 5

    • One day, during lessons on proper grammar, the teacher asked for a show of hands from those who could use the word 'beautiful' in the same...
    • DarthTolkien
      Uploaded 12/22/2008
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    • Little Johnny 4

    • Little Johnny was sitting in class one day. All of a sudden, he needed to go to the toilet. He yelled out, 'Miss Jones, I need to take a...
    • DarthTolkien
      Uploaded 12/22/2008
      • 770 Views
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    • Little Johnny 3

    • Little Johnny goes to school, and the teacher says, 'Today we are going to learn multi-syllable words, class. Does anybody have an example of a...
    • DarthTolkien
      Uploaded 12/22/2008
      • 1.3k Views
      • 1 Comments
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    • Little Johnny 1

    • A teacher asks her class, 'If there are 5 birds sitting on a fence and you shoot one of them, how many will be left?' She calls on little...
    • DarthTolkien
      Uploaded 12/22/2008
      • 550 Views
      • 1 Comments
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    • Presidents jump out of airplane

    • In a flying airplane are, besides the pilot, the presidents of America, Russia and France, the Pope and a student who is traveling as a...
    • Paus
      Uploaded 11/02/2008
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    • young student from austen

    • There was a young student from Boston, Who drove around in an Austen. There was room for his ass and a gallon of gas. But his balls hung out...
    • blehmaster
      Uploaded 08/12/2008
      • 354 Views
      • 1 Comments
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    • SMART ASS

    • A high school English teacher reminds her class of tomorrow's final exam. "Now class, I won't tolerate any excuses for you not being there...
    • BIC1559
      Uploaded 07/26/2008
      • 1.6k Views
      • 11 Comments
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    • Dirty Teacher

    • Dirty Little Matt is sitting in the back of math class, obviously not paying any attention, when the teacher calls his name. "Yeah,...
    • urfer
      Uploaded 07/25/2008
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    • Fascinate

    • The teacher asked her students to use the word "fascinate" in a sentence. Mary said, "My family went to the New York City Zoo,...
    • heyyyfalcooone
      Uploaded 07/14/2008
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    • Brilliant Deduction

    • A Professor of Medicine, a man well known for his earnest and oft-proclaimed Temperance views, was (yet again) lecturing the medical students on...
    • TreeWrapper
      Uploaded 06/15/2008
      • 1.3k Views
      • 4 Comments
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    • Student-Teacher short jokes

    • TEACHER: What do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested? PUPIL: A teacher. TEACHER: John, how do you...
    • jc37
      Uploaded 06/02/2008
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    • A special teachers day

    • On a special teacher's day, a kindergarten teacher was receiving gifts from her pupils. The florist's son handed her a gift. She shooked it, held...
    • mortgagemescott
      Uploaded 06/02/2008
      • 519 Views
      • 70 Comments
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    • Psychology Student

    • A very shy guy goes into a bar and sees a beautiful woman sitting at the bar. After an hour of gathering up his courage, he finally goes over to...
    • mortgagemescott
      Uploaded 06/02/2008
      • 750 Views
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    • Student Nurse

    • A male patient is lying in bed in the hospital, wearing an oxygen mask over his mouth and nose. A pretty, young, student nurse appears to...
    • goldiemcg
      Uploaded 05/23/2008
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      • 4 Comments
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    • Joke Dad Told Me

    • A student was walking his pet pig to school one day for show and tell. The teacher was amazed of this and went up to the boy. She asked "Why...
    • Dead_Camel91
      Uploaded 05/15/2008
      • 642 Views
      • 3 Comments
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    • Jewish History

    • A Hebrew teacher stood in front of his class and said, "The Jewish people have observed their 5,759th year as a...
    • maggot666
      Uploaded 05/01/2008
      • 2.2k Views
      • 5 Comments
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    • The Question

    • A teacher asked one of her students the following question. "If you have $300, and you give $75 to Susan, $75 to Sarah, and $75 to Liz, what...
    • poopyturtle
      Uploaded 04/28/2008
      • 2.2k Views
      • 7 Comments
      • 1 Favorites
    • The power of observation

    • A lecturer teaching medicine was giving a classoom observation. He took out a jar of yellow liquid. "This," he explained, "is...
    • KlumperMe
      Uploaded 03/26/2008
      • 4.7k Views
      • 16 Comments
      • 4 Favorites
    • Psychology Student

    • A very shy guy goes into a bar and sees a beautiful woman sitting at the bar. After an hour of gathering up his courage he finally goes over...
    • R2D2
      Uploaded 02/20/2008
      • 1.5k Views
      • 3 Comments
      • 0 Favorites
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