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- No talking allowed
- A teacher is giving her students a test and warns all the kids that anyone caught talking will be given an F and will have to pay her $3. The test is...
- scubadude 08/10/2011
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- Shaking Hands
- During one of her daily classes, a teacher trying to teach good manners, asked her students the following question: "Michael, if you were on a...
- XxRzrRomancexX 08/07/2011
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- Abstract Noun
- “An abstract noun,” the teacher said, “is something you can think of, but you can’t touch it. Can you give me an example of one?” “Sure,” a teenage...
- burnt_out 02/07/2011
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- Math Class
- Dirty Little Matt is sitting in the back of math class, obviously not paying any attention, when the teacher calls his name. "Yeah...
- ace18400 01/19/2011
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- "Joe," a teacher reprimanded the teenager in the hall, "do you mind telling me whose class you're cutting this...
- kishandobaria 01/14/2011
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- u will do anything to get A?
- A student comes to a young professor's office. She glances down the hall, closes his door, and says pleadingly, "I would do anything to pass...
- kishandobaria 01/14/2011
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- Logical Answer
- Teacher: What happened in 1869? Student: Mahatma Gandhi was born. Teacher: What happened in 1873? Student: Gandhi was four years old
- Grifmoe 11/11/2010
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- Johnny joke w/o johnny
- A little boy is in school working on his arithmetic. The teacher says, "Imagine there are 5 black birds sitting on a fence. You pick up your BB gun...
- burnt_out 08/07/2010
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- No Physics Answers
- When We Throw a Ball in The Air, Why does it Come Down? No Physics Answers Plz. . ? . ? . Because No one is there up to Catch the Ball....
- luckyboy39 07/26/2010
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- Like a Train Studen Jokes
- Class Rooms are Like a Train: . 1st Two Rows are Executive Coaches Reserved for VIP. . Middle 3 are General Compartments. . And . Last 2 Are...
- luckyboy39 07/26/2010
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- Student Magician
- Student failed the exam. He goes to his professor's office and asks him if he could get another chance. "You failed the exam twice, young...
- P00KY 03/24/2010
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- Dying Student
- What do you call a dying student? Studying.
- Misty_cute 03/24/2010
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- The Ten College Commandments
- >Student was searching for divine inspiration. Student walked high on the mountain of knowledge and came across God. Student asked God how to live...
- jaronzello 01/26/2010
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- teacher burns student
- A teacher was wrapping up class, and started talking about tomorrow's final exam. He said there would be no excuses for not showing up tomorrow,...
- midnightblaze91 11/29/2009
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- Hell Explained by Chemisty Student
- Bonus Question: Is Hell exothermic (gives off heat) or endothermic (absorbs heat)? Most of the students wrote proofs of their beliefs using...
- twcdotcom 06/12/2009
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- Smart-ass College Student
- A college professor reminds her class of the following day's final exam. 'Now class, I won't tolerate any excuses for you not being here tomorrow. ...
- Tom7997 01/30/2009
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- Student Project.
- A man entered a restaurant and bar and sat himself at the bar for a drink. He noticed a beautiful girl at the other end of the bar seemingly alone....
- Riley 01/18/2009
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- The Polite Way To Pee
- During one of her daily classes, a teacher trying to teach good manners, asked her students the following question: 'Michael, if you were on a...
- bengoldsberry 01/13/2009
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- Family Stories.
- A teacher told her young class to ask their parents For a family story with a moral at the end of it, and To return the next day to tell their...
- Riley 01/11/2009
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- Unsure College Student
- There was a guy who was unsure about what he wanted to do with his life. He was getting fed up with all the essays that his college professors were...
- cigar_holder 01/09/2009
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- Little Johnny 5
- One day, during lessons on proper grammar, the teacher asked for a show of hands from those who could use the word 'beautiful' in the same sentence...
- DarthTolkien 12/22/2008
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- Little Johnny 4
- Little Johnny was sitting in class one day. All of a sudden, he needed to go to the toilet. He yelled out, 'Miss Jones, I need to take a...
- DarthTolkien 12/22/2008
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- Little Johnny 3
- Little Johnny goes to school, and the teacher says, 'Today we are going to learn multi-syllable words, class. Does anybody have an example of a...
- DarthTolkien 12/22/2008
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- Little Johnny 1
- A teacher asks her class, 'If there are 5 birds sitting on a fence and you shoot one of them, how many will be left?' She calls on little...
- DarthTolkien 12/22/2008
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- Presidents jump out of airplane
- In a flying airplane are, besides the pilot, the presidents of America, Russia and France, the Pope and a student who is traveling as a backpacker....
- Paus 11/02/2008
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- young student from austen
- There was a young student from Boston, Who drove around in an Austen. There was room for his ass and a gallon of gas. But his balls hung out and...
- blehmaster 08/12/2008
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- Dirty Teacher
- Dirty Little Matt is sitting in the back of math class, obviously not paying any attention, when the teacher calls his name. "Yeah,...
- urfer 07/25/2008
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- Fascinate
- The teacher asked her students to use the word "fascinate" in a sentence. Mary said, "My family went to the New York City Zoo, and we...
- heyyyfalcooone 07/14/2008
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- Brilliant Deduction
- A Professor of Medicine, a man well known for his earnest and oft-proclaimed Temperance views, was (yet again) lecturing the medical students on the...
- TreeWrapper 06/15/2008
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- Student-Teacher short jokes
- TEACHER: What do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested? PUPIL: A teacher. TEACHER: John, how do you spell...
- jc37 06/02/2008
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- A special teachers day
- On a special teacher's day, a kindergarten teacher was receiving gifts from her pupils. The florist's son handed her a gift. She shooked it, held it...
- mortgagemescott 06/02/2008
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- Psychology Student
- A very shy guy goes into a bar and sees a beautiful woman sitting at the bar. After an hour of gathering up his courage, he finally goes over to her...
- mortgagemescott 06/02/2008
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- Student Nurse
- A male patient is lying in bed in the hospital, wearing an oxygen mask over his mouth and nose. A pretty, young, student nurse appears to give...
- goldiemcg 05/23/2008
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- Joke Dad Told Me
- A student was walking his pet pig to school one day for show and tell. The teacher was amazed of this and went up to the boy. She asked "Why...
- Dead_Camel91 05/15/2008
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- Jewish History
- A Hebrew teacher stood in front of his class and said, "The Jewish people have observed their 5,759th year as a...
- maggot666 05/01/2008
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- The Question
- A teacher asked one of her students the following question. "If you have $300, and you give $75 to Susan, $75 to Sarah, and $75 to Liz, what do...
- poopyturtle 04/28/2008
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- The power of observation
- A lecturer teaching medicine was giving a classoom observation. He took out a jar of yellow liquid. "This," he explained, "is urine....
- KlumperMe 03/26/2008
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- How to find Bin Laden
- How to find Bin Laden: Turn him over to student loan collections. They will find him fast!
- mortgagemescott 02/27/2008
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