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    • No talking allowed
    • A teacher is giving her students a test and warns all the kids that anyone caught talking will be given an F and will have to pay her $3. The...
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    • Shaking Hands
    • During one of her daily classes, a teacher trying to teach good manners, asked her students the following question: "Michael, if you were on...
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    • Abstract Noun
    • “An abstract noun,” the teacher said, “is something you can think of, but you can’t touch it. Can you give me an example of one?” “Sure,” a...
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    • Math Class
    • Dirty Little Matt is sitting in the back of math class, obviously not paying any attention, when the teacher calls his name. "Yeah...
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    • "Joe," a teacher reprimanded the teenager in the hall, "do you mind telling me whose class you're cutting this...
    • kishandobaria 01/14/2011
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    • Logical Answer
    • Teacher: What happened in 1869? Student: Mahatma Gandhi was born. Teacher: What happened in 1873? Student: Gandhi was four years old
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    • Johnny joke w/o johnny
    • A little boy is in school working on his arithmetic. The teacher says, "Imagine there are 5 black birds sitting on a fence. You pick up your BB...
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    • No Physics Answers
    • When We Throw a Ball in The Air, Why does it Come Down? No Physics Answers Plz. . ? . ? . Because No one is there up to Catch the Ball....
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    • Like a Train Studen Jokes
    • Class Rooms are Like a Train: . 1st Two Rows are Executive Coaches Reserved for VIP. . Middle 3 are General Compartments. . And . Last 2...
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    • Student Magician
    • Student failed the exam. He goes to his professor's office and asks him if he could get another chance. "You failed the exam twice, young...
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    • The Ten College Commandments
    • >Student was searching for divine inspiration. Student walked high on the mountain of knowledge and came across God. Student asked God how to...
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    • teacher burns student
    • A teacher was wrapping up class, and started talking about tomorrow's final exam. He said there would be no excuses for not showing up tomorrow,...
    • midnightblaze91 11/29/2009
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    • Smart-ass College Student
    • A college professor reminds her class of the following day's final exam. 'Now class, I won't tolerate any excuses for you not being here...
    • Tom7997 01/30/2009
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    • Student Project.
    • A man entered a restaurant and bar and sat himself at the bar for a drink. He noticed a beautiful girl at the other end of the bar seemingly...
    • Riley 01/18/2009
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    • Illogical
    • Students secures lower grades in the externals, after looking at the mark sheet he asks professor. Student : "Can you answer any question ?...
    • Riley 01/11/2009
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    • Family Stories.
    • A teacher told her young class to ask their parents For a family story with a moral at the end of it, and To return the next day to tell their...
    • Riley 01/11/2009
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    • Unsure College Student
    • There was a guy who was unsure about what he wanted to do with his life. He was getting fed up with all the essays that his college professors...
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    • Little Johnny 5
    • One day, during lessons on proper grammar, the teacher asked for a show of hands from those who could use the word 'beautiful' in the same...
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    • Little Johnny 4
    • Little Johnny was sitting in class one day. All of a sudden, he needed to go to the toilet. He yelled out, 'Miss Jones, I need to take a...
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    • Little Johnny 3
    • Little Johnny goes to school, and the teacher says, 'Today we are going to learn multi-syllable words, class. Does anybody have an example of a...
    • DarthTolkien 12/22/2008
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    • Little Johnny 1
    • A teacher asks her class, 'If there are 5 birds sitting on a fence and you shoot one of them, how many will be left?' She calls on little...
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    • Presidents jump out of airplane
    • In a flying airplane are, besides the pilot, the presidents of America, Russia and France, the Pope and a student who is traveling as a...
    • Paus 11/02/2008
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    • young student from austen
    • There was a young student from Boston, Who drove around in an Austen. There was room for his ass and a gallon of gas. But his balls hung out...
    • blehmaster 08/12/2008
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    • SMART ASS
    • A high school English teacher reminds her class of tomorrow's final exam. "Now class, I won't tolerate any excuses for you not being there...
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    • Dirty Teacher
    • Dirty Little Matt is sitting in the back of math class, obviously not paying any attention, when the teacher calls his name. "Yeah,...
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    • Fascinate
    • The teacher asked her students to use the word "fascinate" in a sentence. Mary said, "My family went to the New York City Zoo,...
    • heyyyfalcooone 07/14/2008
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    • Brilliant Deduction
    • A Professor of Medicine, a man well known for his earnest and oft-proclaimed Temperance views, was (yet again) lecturing the medical students on...
    • TreeWrapper 06/15/2008
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    • Student-Teacher short jokes
    • TEACHER: What do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested? PUPIL: A teacher. TEACHER: John, how do you...
    • jc37 06/02/2008
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    • A special teachers day
    • On a special teacher's day, a kindergarten teacher was receiving gifts from her pupils. The florist's son handed her a gift. She shooked it, held...
    • mortgagemescott 06/02/2008
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    • Psychology Student
    • A very shy guy goes into a bar and sees a beautiful woman sitting at the bar. After an hour of gathering up his courage, he finally goes over to...
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    • Student Nurse
    • A male patient is lying in bed in the hospital, wearing an oxygen mask over his mouth and nose. A pretty, young, student nurse appears to...
    • goldiemcg 05/23/2008
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    • Joke Dad Told Me
    • A student was walking his pet pig to school one day for show and tell. The teacher was amazed of this and went up to the boy. She asked "Why...
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    • Jewish History
    • A Hebrew teacher stood in front of his class and said, "The Jewish people have observed their 5,759th year as a...
    • maggot666 05/01/2008
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    • The Question
    • A teacher asked one of her students the following question. "If you have $300, and you give $75 to Susan, $75 to Sarah, and $75 to Liz, what...
    • poopyturtle 04/28/2008
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    • The power of observation
    • A lecturer teaching medicine was giving a classoom observation. He took out a jar of yellow liquid. "This," he explained, "is...
    • KlumperMe 03/26/2008
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    • Psychology Student
    • A very shy guy goes into a bar and sees a beautiful woman sitting at the bar. After an hour of gathering up his courage he finally goes over...
    • R2D2 02/20/2008
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