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- Dog And Horse Joke
- Q: What did the dog say to the horse? A: Bark.
- ideasbychuck 02/07/2013
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- Stupid Kid
- This happened to me this past weekend. After a night of drinking at the bar, after last call, I found myself looking for any girl. I have an issue...
- MyLastAttack 08/20/2012
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- Stupid women
- I was about to pull out of a parking space when I asked my wife, "Are there any cars approaching?""No," she said, looking out of...
- poityb 07/10/2012
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- Penile Delinquent
- A teacher noticed that a little boy at the back of the class was squirming around, scratching his crotchal area and not paying attention. She went...
- nustierleonard 06/09/2012
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- What do you call a smart blonde?
- Q: What do you call a smart blonde? A: A golden retriever
- xOHHNOOx 06/07/2012
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- Dishes
- Q: How do you know when it's your turn to wash the dishes?A: When you look down in your pants and see a vagina.
- nustierleonard 06/02/2012
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- Irish 6 Course Meal
- Q: What is an Irish 6 course meal?A: a six pack of Heineken and an unwashed potato.
- nustierleonard 05/17/2012
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- List of Mantips
- If you want to save money on buying shampoo, shave your head. Don't eat a spoonful of mashed potatoes then take a shot or gravy, instead, pour the...
- nustierleonard 05/16/2012
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- "Diet Pills" by nustier
- Women these days put way too much emphasis on their weight and looks, it65533s craziness. Not every girl can look like Jennifer Lopez. Hell, most...
- nustierleonard 05/16/2012
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- Girlf-hand
- Everyone tells me, you need a girlfriend, you need a girlfriend,Ya know what, I'm as single as a one dollar bill and loving every minute of it. As...
- nustierleonard 05/16/2012
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- Middle School Reunion
- So there were these three old-time friends who hadn't seen each in 40 years who meet and converse at their Middle School reunion. They get to talking...
- nustierleonard 05/15/2012
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- A little doggy
- I once was a little doggy. I chewed on my master's slippers. He hit me on my butt with a broom. I dragged my butt across the yard. And hit a rock.
- GranolaBob 05/08/2012
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- Beard
- I used to hate the idea of having a beard, but now it's starting to grow on me.
- nustierleonard 05/08/2012
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- Hungry Clock
- Q: What does a clock do when it's hungry?A: It goes back four seconds
- nustierleonard 05/08/2012
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- Girlf-hand
- Everyone tells me, you need a girlfriend, you need a girlfriend…Ya know what, I’m as single as a one dollar bill and loving every minute of it. As...
- nustierleonard 05/05/2012
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- Consumer Labels
- In case you needed further proof that the human race is doomed by stupidity, here are some actual label instructions found on consumer goods: On...
- Mis85 04/25/2012
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- Wal-Mart Greeter
- A very loud, unattractive, mean-acting woman walked into Wal-Mart with her two kids, yelling obscenities at them all the way through the...
- JamesForce 04/25/2012
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- Blonde wants to buy WHAT?
- A blonde goes into a nearby store and asks a clerk if she can buy the TV in the corner. The clerk looks at her and says that he doesn't serve...
- Mis85 04/21/2012
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- IDK
- Blonde: What does Idk mean? Boy: I don't know Blonde: Oh my god nobody knows
- xxstacey101xx 04/16/2012
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- Travel Agency True Stories
- Travel Agency True Stories I had someone ask for an aisle seats so that his or her hair wouldn't get messed up by being near the window. A...
- deathwish01b 03/06/2012
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- Vegetarian?!?!?!
- What does the vegetarian train in martial...
- kidplayaz13 02/27/2012
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- Girlfriend gets her mind blown
- I pulled out the gnarliest booger out of my nose and my gf said "NASTY! So what are you doing to do with that now?" and I said "Watch...
- smithjd80 02/05/2012
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- The big joke
- Ebaums world.... that is all. That is the joke..
- smithjd80 02/05/2012
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- Best joke on the face of the planet
- I was going to ride the SUBWAY but i dont like sandwiches!!!!! Motherflapping genius joke now suck my small dick!
- smithjd80 01/29/2012
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- political joke
- While walking down the street one day a US senator is tragically hit by a truck and dies. His soul arrives in heaven and is met by St. Peter at the...
- willie1170 11/27/2011
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- workers
- A passerby noticed a couple of city workers working along the city sidewalks. The man was quite impressed with their hard work, but he couldn't...
- willie1170 11/27/2011
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- How does bob marley like his doughnuts?
- ..... With Jam in
- Voidxstallion 10/19/2011
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- Stupid Bawt Chat from Yahoo
- (06:36:55 PM) jennywjgagirl: hi! (06:39:05 PM) Colonel_Ingus: who are you? (06:39:28 PM) jennywjgagirl: ohhh sorry. my name is catherine, i believe...
- Colonel_Ingus 10/16/2011
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- doctor doctor oh wait thats for me...
- The physician writing out a prescription for his hypertensive cardiac patient: “Diazepam 5mg (tranquilizer) TDS". The patient’s wife asks,...
- willie1170 10/12/2011
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- big butt :
- A man takes his dog to the vet. “My dog is crossed eyed, is there anything you can do for him? “Well,” says the vet, “let’s take a look at him.” So...
- willie1170 10/12/2011
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- one big family
- A couple lived near the ocean and used to walk the beach a lot. One summer they noticed a girl who was at the beach pretty much every day. She...
- willie1170 10/12/2011
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- Stephan Hawkings Date Fail
- Stephen Hawking is getting ready to go on his first date for 20 years. Hes all excited and giggly. His room mate thinks its funny and wishes him luck...
- willie1170 10/09/2011
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- must read this!!!!
- A man sitting on his porch watched as his neighbor walked along the sidewalk carrying a ton of chicken wire. "Where are you going with all...
- willie1170 10/09/2011
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- hospitals...
- Hospital regulations require a wheel chair for patients being discharged. However, while working as a student aide, Sam found one elderly gentleman...
- willie1170 10/09/2011
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- omg
- The old man had died. A wonderful funeral was in progress and the town’s preacher talked at length of the good traits of the deceased, what an honest...
- willie1170 10/09/2011
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- IRS
- The stockbroker received notice from the IRS that he was being audited. He showed up at the appointed time and place with all his financial records,...
- willie1170 10/09/2011
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- betty sue
- A guy is reading his paper when his wife walks up behind him and smacks him on the back of the head with a frying pan. He asks, "What was...
- willie1170 10/09/2011
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- job interveiw questions
- Job Interview Question You are driving along in your car on a wild, stormy night. You pass by a bus stop, and you see three people waiting for...
- willie1170 10/09/2011
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- LOL
- A guy was in a cave, looking for treasure. He found an old lamp, rubbed it, and a genie came out. The genie said "I will grant you three wishes,...
- willie1170 10/09/2011
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