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    • Stupid Kid
    • This happened to me this past weekend. After a night of drinking at the bar, after last call, I found myself looking for any girl. I have an...
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    • Stupid women
    • I was about to pull out of a parking space when I asked my wife, "Are there any cars approaching?""No," she said, looking out...
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    • Penile Delinquent
    • A teacher noticed that a little boy at the back of the class was squirming around, scratching his crotchal area and not paying attention. She...
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    • Dishes
    • Q: How do you know when it's your turn to wash the dishes?A: When you look down in your pants and see a vagina.
    • nustierleonard 06/02/2012
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    • List of Mantips
    • If you want to save money on buying shampoo, shave your head. Don't eat a spoonful of mashed potatoes then take a shot or gravy, instead, pour...
    • nustierleonard 05/16/2012
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    • "Diet Pills" by nustier
    • Women these days put way too much emphasis on their weight and looks, it65533s craziness. Not every girl can look like Jennifer Lopez. Hell, most...
    • nustierleonard 05/16/2012
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    • Girlf-hand
    • Everyone tells me, you need a girlfriend, you need a girlfriend,Ya know what, I'm as single as a one dollar bill and loving every minute of it....
    • nustierleonard 05/16/2012
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    • Middle School Reunion
    • So there were these three old-time friends who hadn't seen each in 40 years who meet and converse at their Middle School reunion. They get to...
    • nustierleonard 05/15/2012
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    • A little doggy
    • I once was a little doggy. I chewed on my master's slippers. He hit me on my butt with a broom. I dragged my butt across the yard. And hit a...
    • GranolaBob 05/08/2012
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    • Beard
    • I used to hate the idea of having a beard, but now it's starting to grow on me.
    • nustierleonard 05/08/2012
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    • Girlf-hand
    • Everyone tells me, you need a girlfriend, you need a girlfriend…Ya know what, I’m as single as a one dollar bill and loving every minute of it....
    • nustierleonard 05/05/2012
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    • Consumer Labels
    • In case you needed further proof that the human race is doomed by stupidity, here are some actual label instructions found on consumer goods:...
    • Mis85 04/25/2012
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    • Wal-Mart Greeter
    • A very loud, unattractive, mean-acting woman walked into Wal-Mart with her two kids, yelling obscenities at them all the way through the...
    • JamesForce 04/25/2012
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    • Blonde wants to buy WHAT?
    • A blonde goes into a nearby store and asks a clerk if she can buy the TV in the corner. The clerk looks at her and says that he doesn't serve...
    • Mis85 04/21/2012
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    • huh?
    • how do you turn a fruit into a vegetable? Push a gay guy in front of a bus
    • JDeezNuts 04/19/2012
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    • IDK
    • Blonde: What does Idk mean? Boy: I don't know Blonde: Oh my god nobody knows
    • xxstacey101xx 04/16/2012
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    • political joke
    • While walking down the street one day a US senator is tragically hit by a truck and dies. His soul arrives in heaven and is met by St. Peter at...
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    • workers
    • A passerby noticed a couple of city workers working along the city sidewalks. The man was quite impressed with their hard work, but he couldn't...
    • willie1170 11/27/2011
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    • big butt :
    • A man takes his dog to the vet. “My dog is crossed eyed, is there anything you can do for him? “Well,” says the vet, “let’s take a look at him.”...
    • willie1170 10/12/2011
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    • one big family
    • A couple lived near the ocean and used to walk the beach a lot. One summer they noticed a girl who was at the beach pretty much every day. She...
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    • Stephan Hawkings Date Fail
    • Stephen Hawking is getting ready to go on his first date for 20 years. Hes all excited and giggly. His room mate thinks its funny and wishes him...
    • willie1170 10/09/2011
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    • must read this!!!!
    • A man sitting on his porch watched as his neighbor walked along the sidewalk carrying a ton of chicken wire. "Where are you going with...
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    • hospitals...
    • Hospital regulations require a wheel chair for patients being discharged. However, while working as a student aide, Sam found one elderly...
    • willie1170 10/09/2011
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    • omg
    • The old man had died. A wonderful funeral was in progress and the town’s preacher talked at length of the good traits of the deceased, what an...
    • willie1170 10/09/2011
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    • IRS
    • The stockbroker received notice from the IRS that he was being audited. He showed up at the appointed time and place with all his financial...
    • willie1170 10/09/2011
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    • betty sue
    • A guy is reading his paper when his wife walks up behind him and smacks him on the back of the head with a frying pan. He asks, "What was...
    • willie1170 10/09/2011
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    • job interveiw questions
    • Job Interview Question You are driving along in your car on a wild, stormy night. You pass by a bus stop, and you see three people waiting...
    • willie1170 10/09/2011
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