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    • It could be worse
    • There was an old country sheriff who always said, "It could have been worse." No matter what happened, the old sheriff always had the...
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    • Suicide hotline funny
    • I just called the suicide hotline AND THEY DON'T THINK RUNNING OUT OF MAPLE SYRUP WHILE I'M EATING PANCAKES IS A REASON TO KILL MYSELF.
    • Martin420 03/12/2012
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    • lunch
    • there were 3 construction workers,all eating lunch.one had a sandwwich another one had chili the other had a taco. the one with the sandwich said...
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    • Suicidal guy
    • A man was so depressed the other night thinking about the economy, wars, jobs, his savings, Social Security, retirement funds, etc., He called...
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    • Fun with canoes
    • Not sure if this is a repost, but here goes: Three guys are adventuring out in the jungle together when they're set upon by a tribe of...
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    • Seattle
    • In Seattle, they have a saying: 'If you don't like the weather, wait five minutes and then shoot yourself in the face.
    • rattlebox02 09/05/2010
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    • theromans
    • So there's this guy named "theromans" who likes to post jokes. He thinks they are funny, but no one else does. This dude is the same...
    • jmartpigfcker 07/31/2010
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    • Priest and thugs
    • It was Sunday and a priest was preaching to a congregation. However, he was constantly distracted by profanity going on outside the church. The...
    • rockzilla411 09/24/2009
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    • Husband
    • A miserly husband was berating his long suffering wife about the bills. "Look at the water usage. It's exorbitant. You spend far too much...
    • roryorgan 06/12/2009
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    • Stranded Sailors
    • A ship with 30 sailors and one woman sinks just off shore of a deserted island. After being stranded for one month, the woman says “I can not...
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    • A really bad day
    • There was this guy at a bar, just looking at his drink. He stays like that for half of an hour. Then, this big trouble-making truck driver...
    • al033 01/01/2009
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    • A Really Bad Day
    • There was this guy at a bar, just looking at his drink. He stays like that for half of an hour. Then, this big trouble-making truck driver...
    • buckeyesr1 11/24/2008
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    • suicide jokes
    • A man goes into a library and asks for a book on suicide. The librarian says; 'Sod off, you won't bring it back.' ...... A suicide bomber runs...
    • Frankielike 10/24/2008
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    • The Suicide Joke
    • If your friends wants to commit suicide say this: Hey if you DO commit suicide When I die Im gonna hunt you down in heaven Im gonna make u...
    • mathewwins 10/24/2008
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    • Suicide Hotline
    • I was depressed last night so I called Lifeline. Got a call center in Pakistan. I told them I was suicidal. They got all excited and...
    • djohn23 10/17/2008
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    • Mental Hospital
    • After hearing that one of the patients in a mental hospital had saved another from a suicide attempt by pulling him out of a bathtub, the...
    • i_know_jack 07/30/2008
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    • Dont Cry!!
    • There's this guy on a bar, just looking at his drink. He stays like that for half-an-hour. Then, this big trouble-making truck driver steps next...
    • lilsexfreak95 07/08/2008
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    • Blonde Suicide
    • A blonde and a brunette are living together. The brunette came home from work one day and the blonde had a rope around her waist. The brunette...
    • damasta79 06/20/2008
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    • Blonde Suicide
    • I remember back in 1995 i went over to my neighbors house. She was a blonde and for some reason she was mad at the world. She was in the bathroom...
    • ghoul_69 06/13/2008
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    • Mental hospital Hero
    • After hearing that one of the patients in a mental hospital had saved another from a suicide attempt by pulling him out of a bathtub, the...
    • liborhurt 06/08/2008
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    • Hellen Keller
    • Do you know why Helen Keller's dog killed itself? Because it was getting tired of being called, "EEERRRGGHH!!!!"
    • waverlygirl 05/22/2008
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    • suicidal 93 year old woman
    • A 93-year-old woman who was particularly despondent over the recent death of her husband, decided that she would just kill herself and join him...
    • ghoul_69 05/15/2008
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    • 6 O'clock News
    • A blonde and a redhead are watching the 6 o'clock news one evening. The redhead bets the blonde $50 that the man in the lead story, who is...
    • ghoul_69 04/17/2008
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    • Suicide
    • Why did h commit suicide? Because G-had! (jihad, in case you didnt get it)
    • diblor 04/03/2008
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    • Suicide
    • A man walks into the library and asks the attendant at the front desk for a book on suicide "Fuck off!" She yelled. "You won't...
    • Dunning12233 03/27/2008
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    • Suicide Bomber
    • i was feeling a little suicidal the other day and decided to phone the suicide hotline , a pakistani man answered the phone i told him i was...
    • Derbysquire 03/20/2008
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    • Suicide Bomber
    • Why does a person decide to become a suicide bomber ? They figure they can get a blast out of it.
    • ChillB10 03/05/2008
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    • Bragging mothers
    • Two Arab mothers are sitting in the cafe strip chatting over a pint of goat's milk. The older of the mothers pulls her bag out and starts...
    • Barraman 02/02/2008
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    • Suicide hotline
    • I was depressed last night so I called Lifeline. I got a call center in... Pakistan. I told them I was suicidal. They got all excited and...
    • auminer 01/21/2008
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