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    • It could be worse

    • There was an old country sheriff who always said, "It could have been worse." No matter what happened, the old sheriff always had the...
    • ussoldier820
      Uploaded 03/18/2012
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    • Suicide hotline funny

    • I just called the suicide hotline AND THEY DON'T THINK RUNNING OUT OF MAPLE SYRUP WHILE I'M EATING PANCAKES IS A REASON TO KILL MYSELF.
    • Martin420
      Uploaded 03/12/2012
      • 360 Views
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    • lunch

    • there were 3 construction workers,all eating lunch.one had a sandwwich another one had chili the other had a taco. the one with the sandwich said...
    • Xpunish3r_2rAwX
      Uploaded 07/20/2011
      • 515 Views
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    • Suicidal guy

    • A man was so depressed the other night thinking about the economy, wars, jobs, his savings, Social Security, retirement funds, etc., He called...
    • UNUSERNAME
      Uploaded 10/07/2010
      • 424 Views
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    • Fun with canoes

    • Not sure if this is a repost, but here goes: Three guys are adventuring out in the jungle together when they're set upon by a tribe of...
    • DoomCock
      Uploaded 09/07/2010
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      • 5 Comments
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    • Seattle

    • In Seattle, they have a saying: 'If you don't like the weather, wait five minutes and then shoot yourself in the face.
    • rattlebox02
      Uploaded 09/05/2010
      • 633 Views
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    • theromans

    • So there's this guy named "theromans" who likes to post jokes. He thinks they are funny, but no one else does. This dude is the same...
    • jmartpigfcker
      Uploaded 07/31/2010
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      • 7 Comments
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    • Nate Kaeding's Suicide attempt.

    • It was reported today that Nate Kaeding, kicker for the Sand Diego Chargers, tried to commit suicide by hanging. Kaeding attempted to kick the...
    • DarthTolkien
      Uploaded 01/23/2010
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    • Priest and thugs

    • It was Sunday and a priest was preaching to a congregation. However, he was constantly distracted by profanity going on outside the church. The...
    • rockzilla411
      Uploaded 09/24/2009
      • 970 Views
      • 5 Comments
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    • Husband

    • A miserly husband was berating his long suffering wife about the bills. "Look at the water usage. It's exorbitant. You spend far too much...
    • roryorgan
      Uploaded 06/12/2009
      • 585 Views
      • 3 Comments
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    • Stranded Sailors

    • A ship with 30 sailors and one woman sinks just off shore of a deserted island. After being stranded for one month, the woman says “I can not...
    • xckxgoaleprcaun
      Uploaded 03/20/2009
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      • 7 Comments
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    • A really bad day

    • There was this guy at a bar, just looking at his drink. He stays like that for half of an hour. Then, this big trouble-making truck driver...
    • al033
      Uploaded 01/01/2009
      • 276 Views
      • 1 Comments
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    • A Really Bad Day

    • There was this guy at a bar, just looking at his drink. He stays like that for half of an hour. Then, this big trouble-making truck driver...
    • buckeyesr1
      Uploaded 11/24/2008
      • 485 Views
      • 5 Comments
      • 0 Favorites
    • suicide jokes

    • A man goes into a library and asks for a book on suicide. The librarian says; 'Sod off, you won't bring it back.' ...... A suicide bomber runs...
    • Frankielike
      Uploaded 10/24/2008
      • 936 Views
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    • The Suicide Joke

    • If your friends wants to commit suicide say this: Hey if you DO commit suicide When I die Im gonna hunt you down in heaven Im gonna make u...
    • mathewwins
      Uploaded 10/24/2008
      • 1k Views
      • 8 Comments
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    • Suicide Hotline

    • I was depressed last night so I called Lifeline. Got a call center in Pakistan. I told them I was suicidal. They got all excited and...
    • djohn23
      Uploaded 10/17/2008
      • 6.1k Views
      • 1 Comments
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    • Mental Hospital

    • After hearing that one of the patients in a mental hospital had saved another from a suicide attempt by pulling him out of a bathtub, the...
    • i_know_jack
      Uploaded 07/30/2008
      • 899 Views
      • 6 Comments
      • 1 Favorites
    • Dont Cry!!

    • There's this guy on a bar, just looking at his drink. He stays like that for half-an-hour. Then, this big trouble-making truck driver steps next...
    • lilsexfreak95
      Uploaded 07/08/2008
      • 459 Views
      • 1 Comments
      • 0 Favorites
    • Blonde Suicide

    • A blonde and a brunette are living together. The brunette came home from work one day and the blonde had a rope around her waist. The brunette...
    • damasta79
      Uploaded 06/20/2008
      • 2k Views
      • 1 Comments
      • 1 Favorites
    • Blonde Suicide

    • I remember back in 1995 i went over to my neighbors house. She was a blonde and for some reason she was mad at the world. She was in the bathroom...
    • ghoul_69
      Uploaded 06/13/2008
      • 834 Views
      • 2 Comments
      • 0 Favorites
    • Mental hospital Hero

    • After hearing that one of the patients in a mental hospital had saved another from a suicide attempt by pulling him out of a bathtub, the...
    • liborhurt
      Uploaded 06/08/2008
      • 757 Views
      • 1 Comments
      • 0 Favorites
    • Hellen Keller

    • Do you know why Helen Keller's dog killed itself? Because it was getting tired of being called, "EEERRRGGHH!!!!"
    • waverlygirl
      Uploaded 05/22/2008
      • 570 Views
      • 2 Comments
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    • suicidal 93 year old woman

    • A 93-year-old woman who was particularly despondent over the recent death of her husband, decided that she would just kill herself and join him...
    • ghoul_69
      Uploaded 05/15/2008
      • 530 Views
      • 2 Comments
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    • 6 O'clock News

    • A blonde and a redhead are watching the 6 o'clock news one evening. The redhead bets the blonde $50 that the man in the lead story, who is...
    • ghoul_69
      Uploaded 04/17/2008
      • 1k Views
      • 1 Comments
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    • Suicide

    • Why did h commit suicide? Because G-had! (jihad, in case you didnt get it)
    • diblor
      Uploaded 04/03/2008
      • 1.5k Views
      • 4 Comments
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    • Suicide

    • A man walks into the library and asks the attendant at the front desk for a book on suicide "Fuck off!" She yelled. "You won't...
    • Dunning12233
      Uploaded 03/27/2008
      • 528 Views
      • 1 Comments
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    • Suicide Bomber

    • i was feeling a little suicidal the other day and decided to phone the suicide hotline , a pakistani man answered the phone i told him i was...
    • Derbysquire
      Uploaded 03/20/2008
      • 4.5k Views
      • 8 Comments
      • 2 Favorites
    • Suicide Bomber

    • Why does a person decide to become a suicide bomber ? They figure they can get a blast out of it.
    • ChillB10
      Uploaded 03/05/2008
      • 4.1k Views
      • 1 Comments
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    • Bragging mothers

    • Two Arab mothers are sitting in the cafe strip chatting over a pint of goat's milk. The older of the mothers pulls her bag out and starts...
    • Barraman
      Uploaded 02/02/2008
      • 796 Views
      • 2 Comments
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    • Suicide hotline

    • I was depressed last night so I called Lifeline. I got a call center in... Pakistan. I told them I was suicidal. They got all excited and...
    • auminer
      Uploaded 01/21/2008
      • 1.3k Views
      • 0 Comments
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