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- The Cousin and the Hospital
- I bumped into an old friend the other day. We said our hellos and he mentioned that he was on his way to visit his cousin in the hospital. I said...
- Urbanus1234 03/30/2011
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- Give and Take
- A man is walking on the beach when he trips over a lamp. A few seconds later, a genie pops out and says, "I'm required to grant three wishes,...
- vxjacobxv 11/07/2010
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- How many babies does it take to paint a barn?
- How many babies does it take to paint a barn? depends on how hard you throw them
- CrayonsFTW 08/05/2010
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- Husband In The Closet
- Husband comes back from work early and finds a naked man in his bed. "Where's my wife?" he asked the guy. The naked man replied "She's...
- P00KY 03/24/2010
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- How many dogs does it take to screw in a light bulb?
- How many dogs does it take to screw in a light bulb? One, if you screw it in real tight! :D
- KingPaulos 01/29/2010
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- take off my clothes
- My wife came home the other night and told me to take off her blouse. Then she told me to take off her skirt. Then she told me not to wear her...
- popdaddy123 08/24/2009
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- My wife........
- 1. Two times a week, we go to a nice restaurant, have a; little beverage, good food and companionship. She goes on Tuesdays, I go on Fridays. 2....
- rondetto 06/16/2009
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- Give and Take
- A man in a blue suit had fallen between the rails in a subway station. People were all crowding around vainly trying to get him out before the train...
- saneenough 01/11/2009
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- How are women and tornadoes alike?
- How are women and tornadoes alike? They both moan like hell when they come, and take the house when they leave.
- Stiffmiester93 11/11/2008
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- Cant Take That Chance
- a man and his ever-nagging wife went on vacation to Jerusalem.While they were there, the wife passed away. The undertaker told the husband, "You...
- pumpkinking 08/28/2008
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- Chance I Can't Take
- A man and his ever-nagging wife went on a vacation to Jerusalem. While they were there, the wife passed away. "The undertaker told the husband,...
- Reaper250 08/26/2008
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- three pollocks and lunch time
- Three pollocks were working in alaska (pick a job in alaska that you would like to incorporate) and everyday they would share the 1 hour lunch break...
- challenger09 08/18/2008
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- An Airliner
- At a recent software engineering management course in the US, the participants were given an awkward question to answer. "If you had just...
- ghoul_69 08/15/2008
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- Give and Take
- A man is walking on the beach when he trips over a lamp. A few seconds later, a genie pops out and says, "I’m required to grant three wishes,...
- 1994300ex 06/13/2008
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- Chuck Norris
- Filming on location for Walker: Texas Ranger, Chuck Norris brought a stillborn baby lamb back to life by giving it a prolonged beard rub. Shortly...
- systemofmoney 05/15/2008
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- i'll Take the mexican
- Three men are traveling in the Amazon, a German, an American, and a Mexican, and they get captured by some Amazons. The head of the tribe says to the...
- MonkeyCock44 05/11/2008
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- Take the Poison
- Man goes to see the Rabbi. "Rabbi, something terrible is happening and I have to talk to you about it." The Rabbi asked, "What's...
- Disturbed01 04/20/2008
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