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- Beyonce encounter
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- The Talkative Preacher
- My preacher sure likes to talk. In fact, his sermons have gotten so long that we had to change his title from Reverend to Neverend.
- scubadude 07/24/2011
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- Whumo Havo noja
- A couple of old cowboys (Sam and Bubba) were sitting in a bar having a drink (or two or three), doing what most old cowboys do; complaining about the...
- 237g 07/16/2011
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- Ghetto dating ad!
- Fo a good time call sheniqua! na fa fo, fo fo na fa
- sterobj 12/31/2010
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- Talking blow job
- So one night my friends and I go to this party. It's a pretty decent party with a lot of people I never met before, and I see this pretty hot chick,...
- McMahon 08/28/2010
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- Discussion Technique in marriage
- DISCUSSION TECHNIQUE A woman has the last word in any argument. Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument.
- roxanna_us 10/09/2009
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- Horse Whisperer
- A wealthy man purchased 10 acres of farmland in eastern Minnesota. Upon moving in, he met one of his neighbors, an older famer. Being a bit of a...
- UsedCarMan 09/08/2009
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- ealk a joke
- a man was pushing bicycle along instaed of peddeling it.I noticed this regularly on my morning walk.One day out of curiosity I asked him why he does...
- chaprithviabu 08/26/2009
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- Crazy People Talk
- A doctor of psychology was doing his normal morning rounds when he entered a patient's room. He found Patient #1 sitting on the floor, pretending to...
- BrandonAR 08/10/2009
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- Dirty Talk
- How come when a man talks dirty to a woman, it’s sexual harassment but when a woman talks dirty to a man, it’s $4.95 a minute?
- LDL4456 06/25/2009
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- 20 Stoned Epiphanies for 4 20
- 1. We should make brownies. > 2. When my cat meows at the walls, I have a feeling she is talking to ghosts. > 3. The phone is not...
- swifttallon 04/20/2009
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- Ol' Blue...
- A young cowboy from Wyoming goes off to college. Half way through the semester, he has foolishly squandered all his money. He...
- aspenels 02/13/2009
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- The Quick Talk
- How are we doing today? How we doin'? Great, great. You're looking good. Love the shirt. Let me guess: Christmas present? Knew it. Great. Hey man,...
- FrankieCicero 01/21/2009
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- Drunk Talk
- THINGS THAT ARE DIFFICULT TO SAY WHEN DRUNK: 1. Innovative 2. Preliminary 3. Proliferation 4. Cinnamon THINGS THAT ARE VERY DIFFICULT TO SAY...
- jinky1888 01/07/2009
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- Drugs for Women
- D A M N I T O L Take 2 and the rest of the world can go to hell for up to 8 full hours. E M P T Y N E S T R O G E N Suppository that...
- WontBackDown 01/04/2009
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- The Sensitive Man
- A woman meets a man in a bar. They talk; they connect; they end up leaving together. They get back to his place, and as he shows her around his...
- Fartcandy 01/01/2009
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- Oprah Show Scare
- Q: What do you call ghosts who scare talkshow hosts? A: The Phantom of the Oprah.
- morepaincom 12/18/2008
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- Old people sex
- In a small town, an elderly couple had been dating each other for a long time. At the urging of their friends, they decided it was finally time...
- aimeelee143 12/08/2008
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- Dirty Talk T.V.
- What's the dirtiest thing that has ever been said on primetime TV? "Ward, weren't you a little rough on the beaver last night?"
- MzFly 11/20/2008
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- Shaky Hands
- One morning, three old men were sitting around talking about how much their hands shook. The first old guy said, "My hands shake so bad, that...
- mortgagemescott 10/15/2008
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- Suppository or hearing aid
- Two elderly men were eating breakfast in a restaurant one morning. Stanley noticed something funny about Joe's ear. He said, "Joe did you know...
- mortgagemescott 10/09/2008
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- Before and After sex
- Aa man and his son where talking about sex. The son asked his father, "dad, what does a pussy look like?" The dad asked him,...
- djohn23 08/21/2008
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- 80 Ways to have Sex!
- A man from Saudi Arabia, named Abdul, was bragging on an airline flight. Abdul said that in his country there are 79 different ways to make mad...
- mortgagemescott 06/06/2008
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- The Birds and the Bees
- Harold asks his son, now aged ten, if he knows about the birds and the bees. "I don't want to know!" the child said, bursting into...
- mortgagemescott 06/05/2008
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- Muffins in an oven
- There are two muffins in an oven, one muffin says to the other one: "a bit hot isn't it?" the other muffin says:"HOLY SHIT! A TALKING...
- JimmyNo1 06/04/2008
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- The All Girls School
- So one day the headmaster of an all girls school was giving a talk on sexual abstinence. She started talking about why sex before marriage isn't...
- bikerguy7 03/04/2008
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- Wife and Husband
- A person was asked if he talked to his wife after having sex..... the man replied : yea sure i do ..if can find the phone
- Hillbilly67341 02/27/2008
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- Don't Talk to the Parrot
- Mrs. Peterson phoned the repairman because her dishwasher quit working. He couldn't accommodate her with an "after-hours" appointment and...
- CollegePics 01/31/2008
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- Dirty Talk
- What is it when a man talks dirty to a woman? Sexual harassment. What is it when a woman talks dirty to a man? $3.99 a minute.
- italy 12/17/2007
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