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    • The grow them Bigger in Texas
    • A Texan went to Chicago, where he thought he would buy a new "city" outfit. He went into Marshall Fields and, when asked by a sweet...
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    • HOW BAD IS THIS HEAT WAVE?
    • Well, I just went to the store earlier and it was so hot that the tires melted off the wheel and we had to drive on rims. When we finally got to...
    • SpaceEagle 07/23/2011
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    • It's SO DRY in Texas that...
    • So dry the birds are building their nests out of barbed wire. So dry the Baptists are sprinkling and Methodists are spitting. It’s so dry that...
    • SpaceEagle 06/20/2011
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    • Texas Gun Law
    • A man with a concealed weapons permit is traveling aimlessly across Texas. Around Houston he gets pulled over by a State Trooper. The trooper...
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    • Three Kick Rule
    • A lawyer went hunting in Texas when he shot a duck. He climbed over a fence to get the duck when a tractor with a old farmer asked him what he...
    • coolass2 12/23/2010
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    • some funny ship
    • A ship is sinking in the Atlantic, and the captain tells the passengers that two people have to jump overboard so the ship won't capsize. A...
    • joshmeister 09/12/2010
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    • DEA
    • A DEA officer stops at a ranch in Texas, and talks with an old rancher. He tells the rancher, “I need to inspect your ranch for illegally grown...
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    • Texas's Dumb and Crazy laws
    • Texas • A city ordinance states that a person cannot go barefoot without first obtaining a special five-dollar permit. • A recently passed...
    • dj_em 01/01/2010
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    • No more speaches
    • I guess you heard Obama will not be making any more speeches in Texas. He claims every time he gets up on a stage some farmer starts bidding on...
    • roxanna_us 12/12/2009
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    • Englishman in Texas
    • Englishman on holiday in Texas. He wanders into a local shitkickers bar abd has a good few beers. After a while, he notices there's one of...
    • BunRuddy 12/02/2009
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    • Proud Texan Father
    • Proud Texan Father A Texan bought a round of drinks for all in the bar and said that his wife had just produced "a typical Texas baby"...
    • MevyHetal 08/09/2009
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    • Top 10 Bushisms
    • 10) "Families is where our nation finds hope, where wings take dream." —LaCrosse, Wis., Oct. 18, 2000 9) "I know how hard it is...
    • Disturbed01 01/21/2009
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    • custody law
    • Texas Judge gives 7 year old right to decide custody. Dallas, TX, December 31, 2008 A seven year old boy was at the center of a county...
    • mikebucciarelli 01/14/2009
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    • Texas Chili Cookoff
    • INEXPERIENCED CHILI TASTER Notes From An Inexperienced Chili Tester Named FRANK, who was visiting Texas from the East Coast: "Recently, I...
    • BrownNoise 01/12/2009
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    • Looking For Work
    • A Japanese doctor said, 'Medicine in my country is so advanced that we can take a kidney out of one man, put it in another, and have him looking...
    • mbird22 01/08/2009
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    • Bra Inventor
    • This just in from Texas... A scientist from Texas A&M University has invented a bra that keeps women’s breasts from jiggling and prevents...
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    • Texas Chili Cookoff
    • TEXAS CHILI COOK-OFFS INEXPERIENCED CHILI TASTER Notes From An Inexperienced Chili Tester Named FRANK, who was visiting Texas from the East...
    • BrownNoise 12/29/2008
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    • DUI TEXAS STYLE
    • > Only a > person in > Texas could > think of this. > > From the > county where drunk driving is > considered a sport, comes this true story....
    • swifttallon 12/29/2008
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    • PROUD TEXAN FATHER
    • A Texan bought a round of drinks for all in the bar and said that his wife had just produced "a typical Texas baby" weighing twenty...
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    • Interesting Texas Cities
    • Need to be cheered up? Happy, Texas 79042 Pep , Texas 79353 Smiley , Texas 78159 Paradise , Texas 76073 Rainbow , Texas...
    • SuperSpy 12/14/2008
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    • Redneck Texas
    • If someone in a Lowe's store offers you assistance and they don't work there, you may live in Texas ; If you've worn shorts and a parka at the...
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    • What do you do when your in Texas? Leave! Texas the one star rated state.
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    • texas trooper
    • Two guys are speeding through Texas when a state trooper pulls them over. The trooper walks up to the drivers side of the car, gets out his billy...
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    • Texas trooper
    • Two guys are speeding through Texas when a state trooper pulls them over. The trooper walks up to the drivers side of the car, gets out his billy...
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    • The Texan
    • In a crowded city at a crowded bus stop a beautiful young woman was waiting for the bus. She was decked out in a tight leather mini skirt...
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    • One for Texas
    • The Ambassadors from France, England, Mexico and the U.S.A. were on a plane. After about an hou there is a huge explosion. The pilot comes over...
    • DarthTolkien 09/21/2008
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    • redneck joke
    • What dose a jerk in Texas say? "I must be in texas,'cause all i see is REDNECKS!!!!!
    • Famguyfan 08/19/2008
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    • BREACH OF CONTRACT
    • Storming into his lawyer's office, a Texas oil magnate demanded that divorce proceedings begin at once against his young bride. "What's...
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    • TEXAS TROOPER
    • Two guys are speeding through Texas when a state trooper pulls them over. The trooper walks up to the drivers side of the car, gets out his billy...
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