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    • The grow them Bigger in Texas

    • A Texan went to Chicago, where he thought he would buy a new "city" outfit. He went into Marshall Fields and, when asked by a sweet...
    • Mis85
      Uploaded 04/25/2012
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    • HOW BAD IS THIS HEAT WAVE?

    • Well, I just went to the store earlier and it was so hot that the tires melted off the wheel and we had to drive on rims. When we finally got to...
    • SpaceEagle
      Uploaded 07/23/2011
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    • It's SO DRY in Texas that...

    • So dry the birds are building their nests out of barbed wire. So dry the Baptists are sprinkling and Methodists are spitting. It’s so dry that...
    • SpaceEagle
      Uploaded 06/20/2011
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    • ITS SO HOT AND DRY IN TEXAS THAT

    • The birds have to use pot holders to pull worms out of the ground. The potatoes cook underground, and all you have to do to have lunch is to...
    • SpaceEagle
      Uploaded 06/13/2011
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    • Texas Gun Law

    • A man with a concealed weapons permit is traveling aimlessly across Texas. Around Houston he gets pulled over by a State Trooper. The trooper...
    • joshmeister
      Uploaded 06/05/2011
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    • Three Kick Rule

    • A lawyer went hunting in Texas when he shot a duck. He climbed over a fence to get the duck when a tractor with a old farmer asked him what he...
    • coolass2
      Uploaded 12/23/2010
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    • some funny ship

    • A ship is sinking in the Atlantic, and the captain tells the passengers that two people have to jump overboard so the ship won't capsize. A...
    • joshmeister
      Uploaded 09/12/2010
      • 908 Views
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    • DEA

    • A DEA officer stops at a ranch in Texas, and talks with an old rancher. He tells the rancher, “I need to inspect your ranch for illegally grown...
    • UNUSERNAME
      Uploaded 08/23/2010
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    • Texas's Dumb and Crazy laws

    • Texas • A city ordinance states that a person cannot go barefoot without first obtaining a special five-dollar permit. • A recently passed...
    • dj_em
      Uploaded 01/01/2010
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    • No more speaches

    • I guess you heard Obama will not be making any more speeches in Texas. He claims every time he gets up on a stage some farmer starts bidding on...
    • roxanna_us
      Uploaded 12/12/2009
      • 850 Views
      • 6 Comments
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    • Englishman in Texas

    • Englishman on holiday in Texas. He wanders into a local shitkickers bar abd has a good few beers. After a while, he notices there's one of...
    • BunRuddy
      Uploaded 12/02/2009
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      • 9 Comments
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    • Proud Texan Father

    • Proud Texan Father A Texan bought a round of drinks for all in the bar and said that his wife had just produced "a typical Texas baby"...
    • MevyHetal
      Uploaded 08/09/2009
      • 943 Views
      • 4 Comments
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    • Top 10 Bushisms

    • 10) "Families is where our nation finds hope, where wings take dream." —LaCrosse, Wis., Oct. 18, 2000 9) "I know how hard it is...
    • Disturbed01
      Uploaded 01/21/2009
      • 387 Views
      • 2 Comments
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    • custody law

    • Texas Judge gives 7 year old right to decide custody. Dallas, TX, December 31, 2008 A seven year old boy was at the center of a county...
    • mikebucciarelli
      Uploaded 01/14/2009
      • 551 Views
      • 3 Comments
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    • Texas Chili Cookoff

    • INEXPERIENCED CHILI TASTER Notes From An Inexperienced Chili Tester Named FRANK, who was visiting Texas from the East Coast: "Recently, I...
    • BrownNoise
      Uploaded 01/12/2009
      • 1.8k Views
      • 3 Comments
      • 1 Favorites
    • Looking For Work

    • A Japanese doctor said, 'Medicine in my country is so advanced that we can take a kidney out of one man, put it in another, and have him looking...
    • mbird22
      Uploaded 01/08/2009
      • 857 Views
      • 5 Comments
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    • Bra Inventor

    • This just in from Texas... A scientist from Texas A&M University has invented a bra that keeps women’s breasts from jiggling and prevents...
    • AWSmith
      Uploaded 01/04/2009
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    • Texas Chili Cookoff

    • TEXAS CHILI COOK-OFFS INEXPERIENCED CHILI TASTER Notes From An Inexperienced Chili Tester Named FRANK, who was visiting Texas from the East...
    • BrownNoise
      Uploaded 12/29/2008
      • 51.7k Views
      • 6 Comments
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    • DUI TEXAS STYLE

    • > Only a > person in > Texas could > think of this. > > From the > county where drunk driving is > considered a sport, comes this true story....
    • swifttallon
      Uploaded 12/29/2008
      • 445 Views
      • 2 Comments
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    • PROUD TEXAN FATHER

    • A Texan bought a round of drinks for all in the bar and said that his wife had just produced "a typical Texas baby" weighing twenty...
    • bigpimpinmp
      Uploaded 12/23/2008
      • 559 Views
      • 1 Comments
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    • Interesting Texas Cities

    • Need to be cheered up? Happy, Texas 79042 Pep , Texas 79353 Smiley , Texas 78159 Paradise , Texas 76073 Rainbow , Texas...
    • SuperSpy
      Uploaded 12/14/2008
      • 534 Views
      • 6 Comments
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    • Redneck Texas

    • If someone in a Lowe's store offers you assistance and they don't work there, you may live in Texas ; If you've worn shorts and a parka at the...
    • SuperSpy
      Uploaded 12/14/2008
      • 673 Views
      • 3 Comments
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    • texas trooper

    • Two guys are speeding through Texas when a state trooper pulls them over. The trooper walks up to the drivers side of the car, gets out his billy...
    • superhommy
      Uploaded 11/16/2008
      • 408 Views
      • 3 Comments
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    • Texas trooper

    • Two guys are speeding through Texas when a state trooper pulls them over. The trooper walks up to the drivers side of the car, gets out his billy...
    • ColdCarbon1
      Uploaded 11/16/2008
      • 253 Views
      • 2 Comments
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    • Donr make me do what I done in Texas

    • A cowboy rode into town and stopped at a saloon for a drink. Unfortunately, the locals had a habit of picking on strangers, and when the cowboy...
    • Ragoy
      Uploaded 10/19/2008
      • 656 Views
      • 8 Comments
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    • The Texan

    • In a crowded city at a crowded bus stop a beautiful young woman was waiting for the bus. She was decked out in a tight leather mini skirt...
    • mns247365
      Uploaded 10/13/2008
      • 780 Views
      • 4 Comments
      • 0 Favorites
    • One for Texas

    • The Ambassadors from France, England, Mexico and the U.S.A. were on a plane. After about an hou there is a huge explosion. The pilot comes over...
    • DarthTolkien
      Uploaded 09/21/2008
      • 736 Views
      • 3 Comments
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    • redneck joke

    • What dose a jerk in Texas say? "I must be in texas,'cause all i see is REDNECKS!!!!!
    • Famguyfan
      Uploaded 08/19/2008
      • 388 Views
      • 0 Comments
      • 1 Favorites
    • BREACH OF CONTRACT

    • Storming into his lawyer's office, a Texas oil magnate demanded that divorce proceedings begin at once against his young bride. "What's...
    • BIC1559
      Uploaded 08/11/2008
      • 1.4k Views
      • 5 Comments
      • 2 Favorites
    • TEXAS TROOPER

    • Two guys are speeding through Texas when a state trooper pulls them over. The trooper walks up to the drivers side of the car, gets out his billy...
    • karbon_v12
      Uploaded 08/06/2008
      • 605 Views
      • 3 Comments
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    • Redneck in college

    • A visiting professor at Texas A & M University is giving a seminar on the supernatural. To get a feel for his audience, he asks: "How...
    • NiggerPants
      Uploaded 08/03/2008
      • 893 Views
      • 1 Comments
      • 0 Favorites
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