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- Wife beating joke
- A woman goes to the doctor, beaten Black and Blue.Doctor: "What happened?"Woman: "Doctor, I don't know what to do. Every time my husband comes home...
- impfal50ce 09/27/2012
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- Freak Ride
- I went to a Six Flags. There's this new ride there; I had to wait in line for, like, four hours to get on this thing. Finally got on it, it was fine...
- jedzhonor 01/06/2012
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- Drunk Girl
- This drunk girl, she came up to me, started hitting on me. At one point she actually started talking dirty to me, but I'm not real good with women. I...
- jedzhonor 01/06/2012
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- Strip Club
- I told Maggie I wanted to go to a strip club. She said this to me, she goes, 'What do you want to go to a strip club for? I'll strip for you.' I was...
- jedzhonor 01/06/2012
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- Knock Knock...who is there? Very Funny
- All of you fucking faggots on this site. All of you. every single one of you. Fuck you. You are all faggots. That's why this is the last thing i...
- berdit 07/13/2011
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- You Might Be A Redneck... CHECK IT OUT
- You think loading the dishwasher means getting your wife drunk. You think "taking out the trash" means taking your in-laws to a...
- ciammettic 05/08/2011
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- Date Life
- Son:"Tired of dating losers?" Mom:"Yes, my love life is terrible" Son:"Then you should stop dating...
- AtheisticGod 01/10/2011
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- bumper sticker sayings
- 1. Well, this day was a total waste of makeup. 2. Make yourself at home! Clean my kitchen. 3. A hard-on doesn't count as personal growth. 4. Don't...
- daloia 01/08/2011
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- See if I got this right
- SEE IF I GOT THIS RIGHT!!! IF YOU CROSS THE NORTH KOREAN BORDER ILLEGALLY YOU GET 12 YEARS HARD LABOR. IF YOU CROSS THE IRANIAN BORDER...
- iamking837 11/15/2010
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- Cowboy and Centaur
- A cowboy got thirsty and stopped by a saloon. He tied his horse to a post and went inside. He then ordered a glass of whiskey, soon followed by...
- P00KY 10/26/2010
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- What's in the bag?
- A redhead, a brunette, and a blonde robbed a supermarket. As they were stealing, a police officer walked in the store and saw what was happening. He...
- senorpamedor 10/18/2010
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- Indians In The Ditch
- What Do You Call A Bunch Of Indians In The Ditch?? A Sleep Over
- straiightriidah 10/10/2010
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- Total LOOL
- What do you call people cutting your lawn? Mexicans.
- White_Chocolate 10/05/2010
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- site is good and sucking
- hahah this site suxs
- TheJcBros 10/02/2010
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- The Shortcut
- These friends were taking a shortcut home from school thru the cementary, as they were walking they heard, "huuuuuuhhhh", they said,...
- carboc 08/07/2010
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- Sperm Bank
- A guy walks into a sperm donor bank wearing a ski mask and holding a gun. He goes up to the nurse and demands her to open the sperm bank vault. She...
- GAMBLE7177 02/16/2010
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- Dare you to read this. funny shit
- The world's best and most famous conductor makes a small mistake while conducting the New York Symphony Orchestra. The audience didn't notice, the...
- rizo020 02/08/2010
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- Depressed New Yorkers
- Do you know why New Yorkers are always so depressed? Because the light at the end of the tunnel is New Jersey.
- KingJalopy 11/05/2009
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- Why are they called...
- Why do they call it xbox 360? Cause when you see it, you wanna do a 360 and walk away. Why do they call it the PS3? Because when you see it,...
- horrorfreak 10/27/2009
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- A drop in suicide bombing
- Since singer Susan Boyle has been on TV there's been a marked drop in suicide bombing. Apparently, a lot of the terrorists didn't realize what a...
- RedLesPaul 10/02/2009
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- Irish Wish
- An Irishman is sitting at the end of a bar. He sees a lamp at the end of the table. He walks down to it and rubs it. Out pops a genie. It says,...
- zBaum 09/26/2009
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- Funny joke
- My job is so fucking unbelievable. I'll try to sum it up by first telling you about the folks I work with: First, there is this supermodel...
- jrupert09er 08/28/2009
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- I helped a guy today
- jcc2z: For adding the zolar prank, I didn't realize that many people who watched it and got a kick out of it. It was staged, but funny I...
- BrandonAR 08/24/2009
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- rich old man
- What do you call an old man with a years suply of dipers? A Sugar Daddy
- xXxHodoxXx 07/19/2009
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- What men are like
- What Women & Men Really Want! WOMEN'S ENGLISH: Yes = No No = Yes Maybe = No I'm sorry = You'll be sorry We need = I...
- rondetto 07/02/2009
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- Little Johnny
- Little Johnny's preschool class went on a field trip to the fire station. The firefighter giving the presentation held up a smoke detecter and asked...
- rondetto 05/21/2009
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- awesome
- i think i am thinking about thinking of your mom.
- terroristkiller 04/22/2009
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- wow
- whats the difference between a woman on pms and a terrorist? you can negotiate with a terrorist
- kennykiller 03/29/2009
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- Good, Better, Best A Must Read
- Good A Bloomington, IL policeman had a perfect spot to watch for speeders, but wasn't getting many. Then he discovered the problem - a...
- xckxgoaleprcaun 03/12/2009
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- Q
- Why does Q have to have piss before it has sex? Because it comes after p.
- ItsHallowell 02/19/2009
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- Driver's Liscense
- A little girl and her mother were out and about. Out of the blue, the girl asked her mother, "Mommy, How old are you?" The mother...
- sparks158 01/19/2009
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- Sex Frogs
- A beautiful, well endowed, young blonde, goes to her local pet store in search of an exotic pet. As she looks about the store, she notices a box full...
- saneenough 01/18/2009
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- NFL or NBA??
- Is It NBA or NFL I know you are all good with sports. Or somewhat good, especially since you all read the papers and watch the teams play, win,...
- jobeman1296 01/14/2009
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- Not a joke. Don't believe me, look for yourself. It's not funny
- Once upon a time, you touched yourself at night.
- Clidesdale 01/13/2009
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- Christmas Humor
- This is an article submitted to a 1999 Louisville Sentinel contest to find out who had the wildest Christmas dinners. It won first prize. As a joke,...
- Sutherland_03 01/10/2009
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- Hook
- This young lady, sitting in a wheelchair at the local city pub, said that she had to leave. Her drinking companion Bill, being somewhat of a noble...
- Sutherland_03 01/10/2009
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- In Out
- Once upon a time, there was a family of skunks; Mr Skunk, Mrs Skunk and their two twin boys, In and Out. One day, while Mr Skunk was at work and...
- bullseyerock 01/01/2009
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