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    • Wife beating joke
    • A woman goes to the doctor, beaten Black and Blue.Doctor: "What happened?"Woman: "Doctor, I don't know what to do. Every time my husband comes...
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    • Freak Ride
    • I went to a Six Flags. There's this new ride there; I had to wait in line for, like, four hours to get on this thing. Finally got on it, it was...
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    • Drunk Girl
    • This drunk girl, she came up to me, started hitting on me. At one point she actually started talking dirty to me, but I'm not real good with...
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    • Strip Club
    • I told Maggie I wanted to go to a strip club. She said this to me, she goes, 'What do you want to go to a strip club for? I'll strip for you.' I...
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    • Fuck ZVUE
    • eBaum's World From Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia Page semi-protected Question book-new.svg This article needs references that appear in...
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    • Date Life
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    • bumper sticker sayings
    • 1. Well, this day was a total waste of makeup. 2. Make yourself at home! Clean my kitchen. 3. A hard-on doesn't count as personal growth. 4....
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    • See if I got this right
    • SEE IF I GOT THIS RIGHT!!! IF YOU CROSS THE NORTH KOREAN BORDER ILLEGALLY YOU GET 12 YEARS HARD LABOR. IF YOU CROSS THE IRANIAN...
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    • Cowboy and Centaur
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    • What's in the bag?
    • A redhead, a brunette, and a blonde robbed a supermarket. As they were stealing, a police officer walked in the store and saw what was happening....
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    • The Shortcut
    • These friends were taking a shortcut home from school thru the cementary, as they were walking they heard, "huuuuuuhhhh", they said,...
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    • New NCO's
    • Two good ol' boys, Bubba and Junior get promoted from Privates to Sergeants. Not long after, they're out for a walk and Bubba says, "Hey,...
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    • Sperm Bank
    • A guy walks into a sperm donor bank wearing a ski mask and holding a gun. He goes up to the nurse and demands her to open the sperm bank vault....
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    • Why are they called...
    • Why do they call it xbox 360? Cause when you see it, you wanna do a 360 and walk away. Why do they call it the PS3? Because when you see it,...
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    • A drop in suicide bombing
    • Since singer Susan Boyle has been on TV there's been a marked drop in suicide bombing. Apparently, a lot of the terrorists didn't realize what...
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    • Irish Wish
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    • My job is so fucking unbelievable. I'll try to sum it up by first telling you about the folks I work with: First, there is this supermodel...
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    • I helped a guy today
    • jcc2z: For adding the zolar prank, I didn't realize that many people who watched it and got a kick out of it. It was staged, but funny I...
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    • What men are like
    • What Women & Men Really Want! WOMEN'S ENGLISH: Yes = No No = Yes Maybe = No I'm sorry = You'll be sorry We need = I...
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    • Ecstasy
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    • Little Johnny
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    • wow
    • whats the difference between a woman on pms and a terrorist? you can negotiate with a terrorist
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    • Q
    • Why does Q have to have piss before it has sex? Because it comes after p.
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    • Driver's Liscense
    • A little girl and her mother were out and about. Out of the blue, the girl asked her mother, "Mommy, How old are you?" The...
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    • Sex Frogs
    • A beautiful, well endowed, young blonde, goes to her local pet store in search of an exotic pet. As she looks about the store, she notices a box...
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    • NFL or NBA??
    • Is It NBA or NFL I know you are all good with sports. Or somewhat good, especially since you all read the papers and watch the teams play, win,...
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    • Christmas Humor
    • This is an article submitted to a 1999 Louisville Sentinel contest to find out who had the wildest Christmas dinners. It won first prize. As a...
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