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    • Wife beating joke

    • A woman goes to the doctor, beaten Black and Blue.Doctor: "What happened?"Woman: "Doctor, I don't know what to do. Every time my husband comes...
    • impfal50ce
      Uploaded 09/27/2012
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    • Freak Ride

    • I went to a Six Flags. There's this new ride there; I had to wait in line for, like, four hours to get on this thing. Finally got on it, it was...
    • jedzhonor
      Uploaded 01/06/2012
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    • Drunk Girl

    • This drunk girl, she came up to me, started hitting on me. At one point she actually started talking dirty to me, but I'm not real good with...
    • jedzhonor
      Uploaded 01/06/2012
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    • Strip Club

    • I told Maggie I wanted to go to a strip club. She said this to me, she goes, 'What do you want to go to a strip club for? I'll strip for you.' I...
    • jedzhonor
      Uploaded 01/06/2012
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    • Fuck ZVUE

    • eBaum's World From Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia Page semi-protected Question book-new.svg This article needs references that appear in...
    • berdit
      Uploaded 07/13/2011
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    • Date Life

    • Son:"Tired of dating losers?" Mom:"Yes, my love life is terrible" Son:"Then you should stop dating...
    • AtheisticGod
      Uploaded 01/10/2011
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    • bumper sticker sayings

    • 1. Well, this day was a total waste of makeup. 2. Make yourself at home! Clean my kitchen. 3. A hard-on doesn't count as personal growth. 4....
    • daloia
      Uploaded 01/08/2011
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    • See if I got this right

    • SEE IF I GOT THIS RIGHT!!! IF YOU CROSS THE NORTH KOREAN BORDER ILLEGALLY YOU GET 12 YEARS HARD LABOR. IF YOU CROSS THE IRANIAN...
    • iamking837
      Uploaded 11/15/2010
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    • Cowboy and Centaur

    • A cowboy got thirsty and stopped by a saloon. He tied his horse to a post and went inside. He then ordered a glass of whiskey, soon followed by...
    • P00KY
      Uploaded 10/26/2010
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    • What's in the bag?

    • A redhead, a brunette, and a blonde robbed a supermarket. As they were stealing, a police officer walked in the store and saw what was happening....
    • senorpamedor
      Uploaded 10/18/2010
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    • The Shortcut

    • These friends were taking a shortcut home from school thru the cementary, as they were walking they heard, "huuuuuuhhhh", they said,...
    • carboc
      Uploaded 08/07/2010
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    • New NCO's

    • Two good ol' boys, Bubba and Junior get promoted from Privates to Sergeants. Not long after, they're out for a walk and Bubba says, "Hey,...
    • smodaddy
      Uploaded 02/24/2010
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    • Sperm Bank

    • A guy walks into a sperm donor bank wearing a ski mask and holding a gun. He goes up to the nurse and demands her to open the sperm bank vault....
    • GAMBLE7177
      Uploaded 02/16/2010
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    • Dare you to read this. funny shit

    • The world's best and most famous conductor makes a small mistake while conducting the New York Symphony Orchestra. The audience didn't notice,...
    • rizo020
      Uploaded 02/08/2010
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    • Depressed New Yorkers

    • Do you know why New Yorkers are always so depressed? Because the light at the end of the tunnel is New Jersey.
    • KingJalopy
      Uploaded 11/05/2009
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    • Why are they called...

    • Why do they call it xbox 360? Cause when you see it, you wanna do a 360 and walk away. Why do they call it the PS3? Because when you see it,...
    • horrorfreak
      Uploaded 10/27/2009
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    • A drop in suicide bombing

    • Since singer Susan Boyle has been on TV there's been a marked drop in suicide bombing. Apparently, a lot of the terrorists didn't realize what...
    • RedLesPaul
      Uploaded 10/02/2009
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    • Irish Wish

    • An Irishman is sitting at the end of a bar. He sees a lamp at the end of the table. He walks down to it and rubs it. Out pops a genie. It says,...
    • zBaum
      Uploaded 09/26/2009
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    • Funny joke

    • My job is so fucking unbelievable. I'll try to sum it up by first telling you about the folks I work with: First, there is this supermodel...
    • jrupert09er
      Uploaded 08/28/2009
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    • I helped a guy today

    • jcc2z: For adding the zolar prank, I didn't realize that many people who watched it and got a kick out of it. It was staged, but funny I...
    • BrandonAR
      Uploaded 08/24/2009
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    • rich old man

    • What do you call an old man with a years suply of dipers? A Sugar Daddy
    • xXxHodoxXx
      Uploaded 07/19/2009
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    • What men are like

    • What Women & Men Really Want! WOMEN'S ENGLISH: Yes = No No = Yes Maybe = No I'm sorry = You'll be sorry We need = I...
    • rondetto
      Uploaded 07/02/2009
      • 452 Views
      • 1 Comments
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    • Ecstasy

    • The woman entered the room, and with a knowing smile teasing her full lips, she sank into the comfort of the plush chair in the corner. The...
    • rondetto
      Uploaded 05/28/2009
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    • Little Johnny

    • Little Johnny's preschool class went on a field trip to the fire station. The firefighter giving the presentation held up a smoke detecter and...
    • rondetto
      Uploaded 05/21/2009
      • 493 Views
      • 1 Comments
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    • wow

    • whats the difference between a woman on pms and a terrorist? you can negotiate with a terrorist
    • kennykiller
      Uploaded 03/29/2009
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    • Q

    • Why does Q have to have piss before it has sex? Because it comes after p.
    • ItsHallowell
      Uploaded 02/19/2009
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    • Driver's Liscense

    • A little girl and her mother were out and about. Out of the blue, the girl asked her mother, "Mommy, How old are you?" The...
    • sparks158
      Uploaded 01/19/2009
      • 391 Views
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    • Sex Frogs

    • A beautiful, well endowed, young blonde, goes to her local pet store in search of an exotic pet. As she looks about the store, she notices a box...
    • saneenough
      Uploaded 01/18/2009
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    • NFL or NBA??

    • Is It NBA or NFL I know you are all good with sports. Or somewhat good, especially since you all read the papers and watch the teams play, win,...
    • jobeman1296
      Uploaded 01/14/2009
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      • 6 Comments
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    • Christmas Humor

    • This is an article submitted to a 1999 Louisville Sentinel contest to find out who had the wildest Christmas dinners. It won first prize. As a...
    • Sutherland_03
      Uploaded 01/10/2009
      • 1.1k Views
      • 2 Comments
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