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    • The Wrath of a Woman

    • A woman Police officer pulls over a speeding car. The Officer says, "I clocked you at 80 mph. sir." The driver says, "Gee,...
    • ratejokes
      Uploaded 04/15/2012
      • 453 Views
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    • The Speed Ticket

    • A police officer pulled a guy over for speeding. Officer: May I see your drivers license? Driver: I dont have one. I had it suspended...
    • Lucky_Lotto
      Uploaded 04/08/2012
      • 301 Views
      • 1 Comments
      • 0 Favorites
    • Drunk Driver

    • Recently a routine police patrol parked outside a bar in Austin, Texas after last call the officer noticed a man leaving the bar so apparently...
    • Frankielike
      Uploaded 04/17/2010
      • 858 Views
      • 4 Comments
      • 0 Favorites
    • Russian Road Patrol

    • Soviet Russia. Two officers stop a car. The driver asks, surprised "Was I going too fast?" One of the officers smiles and says...
    • P00KY
      Uploaded 03/23/2010
      • 2.2k Views
      • 7 Comments
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    • cant you keep your mouth shut?

    • A police officer pulls over a speeding car. The officer says,' I clocked you at 80 miles per hour, sir.' The driver says, 'Gee, officer, I...
    • 237g
      Uploaded 02/21/2010
      • 1.7k Views
      • 5 Comments
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    • Speeding ticket

    • Bob was driving home after a day at the construction site; over the Golden Gate Bridge at about 90mph. Wouldn't you know a cop jumped out and...
    • Frankielike
      Uploaded 10/19/2009
      • 962 Views
      • 4 Comments
      • 0 Favorites
    • Ticket Please

    • Three lawyers and three engineers were traveling by train to the same meeting. At the station, the lawyers each buy a ticket but the engineers...
    • thedeacon
      Uploaded 09/22/2009
      • 1.4k Views
      • 11 Comments
      • 0 Favorites
    • Stop sign Traffic Ticket

    • A driver was pulled over for running a stop sign. While trying to get out of the ticket, he had the following exchange with the police...
    • Thorgud
      Uploaded 01/11/2009
      • 602 Views
      • 1 Comments
      • 0 Favorites
    • Cop Comebacks

    • Cop Comebacks You don’t know how fast you were going? I guess that means I can write anything I want to on this ticket, huh? Can...
    • wantSUMcandy
      Uploaded 12/16/2008
      • 852 Views
      • 4 Comments
      • 0 Favorites
    • Flight Attendant

    • A flight attendant was stationed at the departure gate to check tickets. As a man approached, she extended her hand for the ticket and he...
    • re4manonline
      Uploaded 11/30/2008
      • 856 Views
      • 5 Comments
      • 2 Favorites
    • Parking Cop

    • I went to the store the other day. I was only in there for about five minutes, and when I came out there was a motorcycle cop writing a parking...
    • lorddread
      Uploaded 11/20/2008
      • 779 Views
      • 13 Comments
      • 0 Favorites
    • New Bike For Christmas

    • On Christmas morning a cop on horseback is sitting at a traffic light, and next to him is a kid on his shiny new bike. The cop says to the kid,...
    • Lazyboy1688
      Uploaded 11/17/2008
      • 970 Views
      • 0 Comments
      • 0 Favorites
    • Speed Traps

    • Two friends were travelling between San Diego and Utah on obscure roads other than the normal I-15 route when they camme across a hand painted...
    • CarGirl
      Uploaded 08/30/2008
      • 775 Views
      • 3 Comments
      • 0 Favorites
    • Train Ticket

    • Three women and three men are traveling by train to the Super Bowl. At the station, the three men each buy a ticket and watch as the three...
    • Slughorn
      Uploaded 08/12/2008
      • 761 Views
      • 8 Comments
      • 0 Favorites
    • Parking Ticket

    • I went to the store the other day, and I was in there for only about 5 minutes. When I came out there was a motorcycle cop writing a parking...
    • mc03steve
      Uploaded 08/09/2008
      • 1.1k Views
      • 6 Comments
      • 0 Favorites
    • New Bike

    • On Christmas morning a cop on horseback is sitting at a traffic light, and next to him is a kid on his shiny new bike. The cop says to the kid,...
    • NiggerPants
      Uploaded 07/31/2008
      • 684 Views
      • 3 Comments
      • 0 Favorites
    • Nice Bike

    • On Christmas morning a cop on horseback is sitting at a traffic light, and next to him is a kid on his shiny new bike. The cop says to the kid,...
    • EbaumsKing
      Uploaded 07/23/2008
      • 539 Views
      • 1 Comments
      • 0 Favorites
    • Caught Speeding

    • The cop got out of his car and the kid who was stopped for speeding rolled down his window. 'I've been waiting for you all day,' the cop said....
    • i_know_jack
      Uploaded 07/10/2008
      • 967 Views
      • 2 Comments
      • 0 Favorites
    • Parking Ticket

    • An old guy I know came out of a store to find a young cop writing out a parking ticket. "Hey!" he said. "How's about a rookie...
    • xxA7Xxx
      Uploaded 06/02/2008
      • 891 Views
      • 1 Comments
      • 0 Favorites
    • Father To One Of My Kids

    • A guy walks into a supermarket and notices a beautiful blonde woman waving to him. The blonde woman starts walking over to the guy to say hello....
    • oswaltj
      Uploaded 03/12/2008
      • 2k Views
      • 8 Comments
      • 1 Favorites
    • The Parking Ticket

    • I went to the store the other day. I was only in there for about five minutes, and when I came out there was a motorcycle cop writing a parking...
    • R2D2
      Uploaded 03/09/2008
      • 2.9k Views
      • 2 Comments
      • 1 Favorites
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