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    • The Wrath of a Woman
    • A woman Police officer pulls over a speeding car. The Officer says, "I clocked you at 80 mph. sir." The driver says, "Gee,...
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    • The Speed Ticket
    • A police officer pulled a guy over for speeding. Officer: May I see your drivers license? Driver: I dont have one. I had it suspended...
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    • Drunk Driver
    • Recently a routine police patrol parked outside a bar in Austin, Texas after last call the officer noticed a man leaving the bar so apparently...
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    • Russian Road Patrol
    • Soviet Russia. Two officers stop a car. The driver asks, surprised "Was I going too fast?" One of the officers smiles and says...
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    • cant you keep your mouth shut?
    • A police officer pulls over a speeding car. The officer says,' I clocked you at 80 miles per hour, sir.' The driver says, 'Gee, officer, I...
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    • Speeding ticket
    • Bob was driving home after a day at the construction site; over the Golden Gate Bridge at about 90mph. Wouldn't you know a cop jumped out and...
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    • Ticket Please
    • Three lawyers and three engineers were traveling by train to the same meeting. At the station, the lawyers each buy a ticket but the engineers...
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    • Stop sign Traffic Ticket
    • A driver was pulled over for running a stop sign. While trying to get out of the ticket, he had the following exchange with the police...
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    • Cop Comebacks
    • Cop Comebacks “You don’t know how fast you were going? I guess that means I can write anything I want to on this ticket, huh?” “Can...
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    • Flight Attendant
    • A flight attendant was stationed at the departure gate to check tickets. As a man approached, she extended her hand for the ticket and he...
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    • Parking Cop
    • I went to the store the other day. I was only in there for about five minutes, and when I came out there was a motorcycle cop writing a parking...
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    • New Bike For Christmas
    • On Christmas morning a cop on horseback is sitting at a traffic light, and next to him is a kid on his shiny new bike. The cop says to the kid,...
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    • Speed Traps
    • Two friends were travelling between San Diego and Utah on obscure roads other than the normal I-15 route when they camme across a hand painted...
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    • Train Ticket
    • Three women and three men are traveling by train to the Super Bowl. At the station, the three men each buy a ticket and watch as the three...
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    • Parking Ticket
    • I went to the store the other day, and I was in there for only about 5 minutes. When I came out there was a motorcycle cop writing a parking...
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    • New Bike
    • On Christmas morning a cop on horseback is sitting at a traffic light, and next to him is a kid on his shiny new bike. The cop says to the kid,...
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    • Nice Bike
    • On Christmas morning a cop on horseback is sitting at a traffic light, and next to him is a kid on his shiny new bike. The cop says to the kid,...
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    • Caught Speeding
    • The cop got out of his car and the kid who was stopped for speeding rolled down his window. 'I've been waiting for you all day,' the cop said....
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    • Parking Ticket
    • An old guy I know came out of a store to find a young cop writing out a parking ticket. "Hey!" he said. "How's about a rookie...
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    • Father To One Of My Kids
    • A guy walks into a supermarket and notices a beautiful blonde woman waving to him. The blonde woman starts walking over to the guy to say hello....
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    • The Parking Ticket
    • I went to the store the other day. I was only in there for about five minutes, and when I came out there was a motorcycle cop writing a parking...
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