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    • MAGIC MUSHROOMS
    • I took them one time. I apparently had way too many. I was walking around outside. I ended up wandering into a Best Buy because I thought it was...
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    • 23 Adult Truths
    • 23 Adult Truths 1 Sometimes I'll look down at my watch 3 consecutive times and still not know what time it is. 2. Nothing sucks more than...
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    • The Pharmacist!
    • A girl tells her boyfriend that if he’ll have dinner with her parents on Friday night, afterwards she’ll give him her virginity. The boy is...
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    • The Doctors Appointment
    • There was once a man who felt really sick so he went to the doctor. He was waiting for the doctor, the doctor comes in minutes later saying he...
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    • Quickies
    • 1) Which sexual position produces the ugliest children? Ask your mother. 2) How do you embarrass an archeologist? Give him a tampon and ask him...
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    • not sense 1955
    • A crusty old Marine Sergeant Major found himself at a gala event hosted by a local liberal arts college. There was no shortage of extremely young...
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    • What Time is it?
    • A blonde asked someone what time it was, and they told her it was 4:45. The blonde, with a puzzled look on her face replied, "You...
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    • An Ode To Oral Sex
    • Penis breath, a lover's dread Is what you get when you give head Unpleasant as it tends to be Be grateful that he doesn't pee It's times like...
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    • A Girl's First Time
    • As you lie back your muscles tighten. You put him off for a while searching for an excuse, but he refuses to be swayed as he approaches...
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    • Sex for the first time.
    • A girl asks her boyfriend to come over Friday night and have dinner with her parents. Since this is such a big event, the girl announces to her...
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    • Times have changed.
    • When I was a little boy my Momma would send me down to the corner store with a dollar. I would come back with five pounds of potatoes, two pounds...
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    • Old couple having sex
    • The husband leans over and asks his wife, 'Do you remember the first time we had sex together over fifty years ago? We went behind the village...
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    • Time to start cussing
    • A 6 year old and a 4 year old are upstairs in their bedroom. The 6 year old asks, "You know what? I think it's about time we started...
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    • Time Of Crisis
    • Time of Crisis. Guy comes to a bank to make a withdrawal. "I'd like to take out 2 thousand dollars out of my account, please." The...
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    • Why Can't I Own a Canadian?
    • Dr. Laura Schlessinger is a radio personality who dispenses advice to people who call in to her radio show. Recently, she said that, as an...
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    • undickified
    • Tommy was afraid of the dark, so he asked his grandpa to sleep with him, the first time he said no, then he asked again and he said...
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    • Fart Football
    • An old man and his wife have gone to bed. After laying there a few minutes the old man farts and says, "Seven Points." His wife...
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    • Military Time
    • A crusty old Marine Sergeant Major found himself at a gala event hosted by a local liberal arts college. There was no shortage of extremely...
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    • First Time Sex
    • FIRST TIME SEX ............. A girl asks her boyfriend to come over Friday night to meet, and have a dinner with her parents. Since this is...
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    • Do you know what time it is?
    • In America, they say its 10:00 do you know where your children are? In England, they say its 10:00 do you know where your husband is? In...
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    • Shark 101
    • A father shark teaches his kid how to hunt people: "When you see a human, you approach to about 30ft from him, make sure he sees you and...
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    • Sex Frogs
    • A beautiful, well endowed, young blonde, goes to her local pet store in search of an exotic pet. As she looks about the store, she notices a box...
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    • Finale Crunch
    • A married couple both lost their jobs at the broom factory, and were having a hard time finding new jobs. Unfortunately, their mounting credit...
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    • Downsizing at the Office
    • Two workers, Jack and Jill, were confronted with news that one of them was going to be let go due to financial issues. Since they were both...
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    • Boob Joke
    • Q: Why do girls have boobs? A: So when your talking to them you have something to look at.
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    • New Year's Eve Last Call
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    • Time to Go
    • As the woman was instructing the new maid on the great care required in handling certain valuable household objects. She pointed to the dining...
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    • Father Time's Clocks
    • A man dies and goes to heaven. He enters heaven and starts to look around. He sees father time and decides to go talk to him. He gets into a...
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    • Fred Is...
    • Q: Why's Fred Flintstone a homosexual? A: He's always having a gay old time.
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    • Susie at School
    • Ok so there was this girl named Susie and she went to a missionary school. One day she had fallen asleep in class and the teacher asked her...
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