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- Hungry Clock
- Q: What does a clock do when it's hungry?A: It goes back four seconds
- nustierleonard 05/08/2012
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- MAGIC MUSHROOMS
- I took them one time. I apparently had way too many. I was walking around outside. I ended up wandering into a Best Buy because I thought it was the...
- jedzhonor 01/06/2012
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- 23 Adult Truths
- 23 Adult Truths 1 Sometimes I'll look down at my watch 3 consecutive times and still not know what time it is. 2. Nothing sucks more than that...
- PaulLovesAll 12/09/2011
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- The Pharmacist!
- A girl tells her boyfriend that if he’ll have dinner with her parents on Friday night, afterwards she’ll give him her virginity. The boy is ecstatic....
- ipaintHER 11/02/2011
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- The Doctors Appointment
- There was once a man who felt really sick so he went to the doctor. He was waiting for the doctor, the doctor comes in minutes later saying he has...
- RAMIProductions 09/05/2011
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- not sense 1955
- A crusty old Marine Sergeant Major found himself at a gala event hosted by a local liberal arts college. There was no shortage of extremely young...
- 237g 06/27/2011
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- What Time is it?
- A blonde asked someone what time it was, and they told her it was 4:45. The blonde, with a puzzled look on her face replied, "You know,...
- williebe93 05/11/2011
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- An Ode To Oral Sex
- Penis breath, a lover's dread Is what you get when you give head Unpleasant as it tends to be Be grateful that he doesn't pee It's times like...
- ciammettic 05/08/2011
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- A Girl's First Time
- As you lie back your muscles tighten. You put him off for a while searching for an excuse, but he refuses to be swayed as he approaches you. He...
- reablove02 01/01/2011
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- Sex for the first time.
- A girl asks her boyfriend to come over Friday night and have dinner with her parents. Since this is such a big event, the girl announces to her...
- malariaman290 12/16/2010
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- Times have changed.
- When I was a little boy my Momma would send me down to the corner store with a dollar. I would come back with five pounds of potatoes, two pounds of...
- DarthTolkien 04/25/2010
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- Old couple having sex
- The husband leans over and asks his wife, 'Do you remember the first time we had sex together over fifty years ago? We went behind the village tavern...
- ThomasPHoolery 04/09/2010
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- Time to start cussing
- A 6 year old and a 4 year old are upstairs in their bedroom. The 6 year old asks, "You know what? I think it's about time we started...
- ThomasPHoolery 04/09/2010
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- Time Of Crisis
- Time of Crisis. Guy comes to a bank to make a withdrawal. "I'd like to take out 2 thousand dollars out of my account, please." The...
- P00KY 03/16/2010
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- Why Can't I Own a Canadian?
- Dr. Laura Schlessinger is a radio personality who dispenses advice to people who call in to her radio show. Recently, she said that, as an observant...
- horrorfreak 03/10/2010
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- undickified
- Tommy was afraid of the dark, so he asked his grandpa to sleep with him, the first time he said no, then he asked again and he said "fine",...
- carboc 11/15/2009
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- The Time Teacher
- Time is a great teacher, but unfortunately it kills all its pupils
- jakobk 10/12/2009
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- animal tail joke
- Q. Where do animals go when they lose their tails? A. The Retail store
- acountsandsuch 08/13/2009
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- Saying The Right Thing At The Right Time
- Jack wakes up with a huge hangover after attending his company's Christmas Party. Jack is not normally a drinker, but the drinks didn't taste like...
- RedLesPaul 07/26/2009
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- Gone In 15 Sec.
- What do you call an asian car theif?? Tong Tooka Moto
- NUTSANDGUTS 07/14/2009
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- Christmas Time
- What a black kid get for Christmas? YO BIKE!!!
- NUTSANDGUTS 07/14/2009
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- Fart Football
- An old man and his wife have gone to bed. After laying there a few minutes the old man farts and says, "Seven Points." His wife rolls...
- mortgagemescott 05/13/2009
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- Condom reuse
- Q. How do you reuse a condom? A. Turn it inside out and shake the fuck out of it.
- Jackassory1982 04/18/2009
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- Epic Fail
- This joke just did :)
- AnonymousUser_9 03/25/2009
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- Rednecks First Time Sex
- Bobby-joe was riding in Jeds truck Jed pulled over, got out and pointed down yawnder and said, "Thats where I first had sex."...
- xckxgoaleprcaun 03/18/2009
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- Military Time
- A crusty old Marine Sergeant Major found himself at a gala event hosted by a local liberal arts college. There was no shortage of extremely young,...
- thelegendery 03/09/2009
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- First Time Sex
- FIRST TIME SEX ............. A girl asks her boyfriend to come over Friday night to meet, and have a dinner with her parents. Since this is such...
- xckxgoaleprcaun 02/26/2009
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- Do you know what time it is?
- In America, they say its 10:00 do you know where your children are? In England, they say its 10:00 do you know where your husband is? In Paris,...
- ADLife 01/28/2009
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- Sex Frogs
- A beautiful, well endowed, young blonde, goes to her local pet store in search of an exotic pet. As she looks about the store, she notices a box full...
- saneenough 01/18/2009
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- Finale Crunch
- A married couple both lost their jobs at the broom factory, and were having a hard time finding new jobs. Unfortunately, their mounting credit card...
- Sutherland_03 01/10/2009
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- Downsizing at the Office
- Two workers, Jack and Jill, were confronted with news that one of them was going to be let go due to financial issues. Since they were both competent...
- DrGraham 01/07/2009
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- New Year's Eve Last Call
- Another New Year's Eve come and gone, thought the bartender. When he called LAST CALL at the bar, the crowd of drunk patrons finally started making...
- BostonJack 12/31/2008
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- Time to Go
- As the woman was instructing the new maid on the great care required in handling certain valuable household objects. She pointed to the dining room...
- aballantyne1 12/22/2008
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- Father Time's Clocks
- A man dies and goes to heaven. He enters heaven and starts to look around. He sees father time and decides to go talk to him. He gets into a...
- cowkiller12345 12/21/2008
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- Fred Is...
- Q: Why's Fred Flintstone a homosexual? A: He's always having a gay old time.
- morepaincom 12/18/2008
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- Susie at School
- Ok so there was this girl named Susie and she went to a missionary school. One day she had fallen asleep in class and the teacher asked her...
- juffan 12/16/2008
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- An Elderly Couple
- An elderly man and woman lived in the nursing home together. The elderly man liked the elderly woman very much. So one day, he asks if they could sit...
- juffan 12/13/2008
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