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    • MAGIC MUSHROOMS

    • I took them one time. I apparently had way too many. I was walking around outside. I ended up wandering into a Best Buy because I thought it was...
    • jedzhonor
      Uploaded 01/06/2012
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    • 23 Adult Truths

    • 23 Adult Truths 1 Sometimes I'll look down at my watch 3 consecutive times and still not know what time it is. 2. Nothing sucks more than...
    • PaulLovesAll
      Uploaded 12/09/2011
      • 866 Views
      • 1 Comments
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    • The Pharmacist!

    • A girl tells her boyfriend that if he’ll have dinner with her parents on Friday night, afterwards she’ll give him her virginity. The boy is...
    • ipaintHER
      Uploaded 11/02/2011
      • 525 Views
      • 1 Comments
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    • The Doctors Appointment

    • There was once a man who felt really sick so he went to the doctor. He was waiting for the doctor, the doctor comes in minutes later saying he...
    • RAMIProductions
      Uploaded 09/05/2011
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    • Quickies

    • 1) Which sexual position produces the ugliest children? Ask your mother. 2) How do you embarrass an archeologist? Give him a tampon and ask him...
    • KrosziZ
      Uploaded 07/18/2011
      • 495 Views
      • 1 Comments
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    • not sense 1955

    • A crusty old Marine Sergeant Major found himself at a gala event hosted by a local liberal arts college. There was no shortage of extremely young...
    • 237g
      Uploaded 06/27/2011
      • 981 Views
      • 5 Comments
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    • What Time is it?

    • A blonde asked someone what time it was, and they told her it was 4:45. The blonde, with a puzzled look on her face replied, "You...
    • williebe93
      Uploaded 05/11/2011
      • 701 Views
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    • An Ode To Oral Sex

    • Penis breath, a lover's dread Is what you get when you give head Unpleasant as it tends to be Be grateful that he doesn't pee It's times like...
    • ciammettic
      Uploaded 05/08/2011
      • 427 Views
      • 1 Comments
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    • A Girl's First Time

    • As you lie back your muscles tighten. You put him off for a while searching for an excuse, but he refuses to be swayed as he approaches...
    • reablove02
      Uploaded 01/01/2011
      • 1.1k Views
      • 1 Comments
      • 1 Favorites
    • Sex for the first time.

    • A girl asks her boyfriend to come over Friday night and have dinner with her parents. Since this is such a big event, the girl announces to her...
    • malariaman290
      Uploaded 12/16/2010
      • 1.2k Views
      • 4 Comments
      • 1 Favorites
    • Times have changed.

    • When I was a little boy my Momma would send me down to the corner store with a dollar. I would come back with five pounds of potatoes, two pounds...
    • DarthTolkien
      Uploaded 04/25/2010
      • 1.9k Views
      • 9 Comments
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    • Old couple having sex

    • The husband leans over and asks his wife, 'Do you remember the first time we had sex together over fifty years ago? We went behind the village...
    • ThomasPHoolery
      Uploaded 04/09/2010
      • 6.7k Views
      • 1 Comments
      • 1 Favorites
    • Time to start cussing

    • A 6 year old and a 4 year old are upstairs in their bedroom. The 6 year old asks, "You know what? I think it's about time we started...
    • ThomasPHoolery
      Uploaded 04/09/2010
      • 1.4k Views
      • 3 Comments
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    • Time Of Crisis

    • Time of Crisis. Guy comes to a bank to make a withdrawal. "I'd like to take out 2 thousand dollars out of my account, please." The...
    • P00KY
      Uploaded 03/16/2010
      • 2.3k Views
      • 4 Comments
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    • Why Can't I Own a Canadian?

    • Dr. Laura Schlessinger is a radio personality who dispenses advice to people who call in to her radio show. Recently, she said that, as an...
    • horrorfreak
      Uploaded 03/10/2010
      • 1.4k Views
      • 11 Comments
      • 1 Favorites
    • undickified

    • Tommy was afraid of the dark, so he asked his grandpa to sleep with him, the first time he said no, then he asked again and he said...
    • carboc
      Uploaded 11/15/2009
      • 1.2k Views
      • 4 Comments
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    • The Time Teacher

    • Time is a great teacher, but unfortunately it kills all its pupils
    • jakobk
      Uploaded 10/12/2009
      • 1.3k Views
      • 5 Comments
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    • Fart Football

    • An old man and his wife have gone to bed. After laying there a few minutes the old man farts and says, "Seven Points." His wife...
    • mortgagemescott
      Uploaded 05/13/2009
      • 676 Views
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    • Condom reuse

    • Q. How do you reuse a condom? A. Turn it inside out and shake the fuck out of it.
    • Jackassory1982
      Uploaded 04/18/2009
      • 955 Views
      • 2 Comments
      • 0 Favorites
    • Rednecks First Time Sex

    • Bobby-joe was riding in Jeds truck Jed pulled over, got out and pointed down yawnder and said, "Thats where I first had sex."...
    • xckxgoaleprcaun
      Uploaded 03/18/2009
      • 903 Views
      • 3 Comments
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    • Military Time

    • A crusty old Marine Sergeant Major found himself at a gala event hosted by a local liberal arts college. There was no shortage of extremely...
    • thelegendery
      Uploaded 03/09/2009
      • 2.3k Views
      • 0 Comments
      • 0 Favorites
    • First Time Sex

    • FIRST TIME SEX ............. A girl asks her boyfriend to come over Friday night to meet, and have a dinner with her parents. Since this is...
    • xckxgoaleprcaun
      Uploaded 02/26/2009
      • 540 Views
      • 2 Comments
      • 0 Favorites
    • Do you know what time it is?

    • In America, they say its 10:00 do you know where your children are? In England, they say its 10:00 do you know where your husband is? In...
    • ADLife
      Uploaded 01/28/2009
      • 975 Views
      • 6 Comments
      • 0 Favorites
    • Shark 101

    • A father shark teaches his kid how to hunt people: "When you see a human, you approach to about 30ft from him, make sure he sees you and...
    • lorddread
      Uploaded 01/25/2009
      • 1.5k Views
      • 6 Comments
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    • Sex Frogs

    • A beautiful, well endowed, young blonde, goes to her local pet store in search of an exotic pet. As she looks about the store, she notices a box...
    • saneenough
      Uploaded 01/18/2009
      • 1.8k Views
      • 2 Comments
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    • Finale Crunch

    • A married couple both lost their jobs at the broom factory, and were having a hard time finding new jobs. Unfortunately, their mounting credit...
    • Sutherland_03
      Uploaded 01/10/2009
      • 786 Views
      • 2 Comments
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    • Downsizing at the Office

    • Two workers, Jack and Jill, were confronted with news that one of them was going to be let go due to financial issues. Since they were both...
    • DrGraham
      Uploaded 01/07/2009
      • 631 Views
      • 0 Comments
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    • Boob Joke

    • Q: Why do girls have boobs? A: So when your talking to them you have something to look at.
    • AWSmith
      Uploaded 01/04/2009
      • 345 Views
      • 2 Comments
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    • New Year's Eve Last Call

    • Another New Year's Eve come and gone, thought the bartender. When he called LAST CALL at the bar, the crowd of drunk patrons finally started...
    • BostonJack
      Uploaded 12/31/2008
      • 1k Views
      • 3 Comments
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    • Time to Go

    • As the woman was instructing the new maid on the great care required in handling certain valuable household objects. She pointed to the dining...
    • aballantyne1
      Uploaded 12/22/2008
      • 428 Views
      • 1 Comments
      • 0 Favorites
    • Father Time's Clocks

    • A man dies and goes to heaven. He enters heaven and starts to look around. He sees father time and decides to go talk to him. He gets into a...
    • cowkiller12345
      Uploaded 12/21/2008
      • 2.2k Views
      • 1 Comments
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    • Fred Is...

    • Q: Why's Fred Flintstone a homosexual? A: He's always having a gay old time.
    • morepaincom
      Uploaded 12/18/2008
      • 600 Views
      • 5 Comments
      • 0 Favorites
    • Susie at School

    • Ok so there was this girl named Susie and she went to a missionary school. One day she had fallen asleep in class and the teacher asked her...
    • juffan
      Uploaded 12/16/2008
      • 2k Views
      • 9 Comments
      • 0 Favorites
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