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- Lepers playing poker....
- Did you hear about the two lepers playing poker ? one thru there hand in the other laughed his head off..........
- shell27 04/04/2012
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- 2 Lips 7 Kisses
- There was this old woman who heard a song called "Two Lips and Seven Kisses." She called up information after hearing the song on the radio...
- rogerb22 03/11/2012
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- Two Women
- Two Women waiting in line at the Pearly Gates to get into heaven and started to strike up a conversation. "How'd you die?" the first...
- guitarlover 01/11/2012
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- Funny Joke
- Two hunters are out in the woods when one of them collapses. He doesn't seem to be breathing and his eyes are glazed. The other guy takes out his...
- trollfacejpeg 12/15/2011
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- Charlie Sheen Cocaine.
- How much Cocaine Can Charlie Sheen Take? Enough to kill Two and a Half Men....
- mazrandy 10/24/2011
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- the other side
- "Two blondes are facing each other across a wide stream. One yells to the other, "How do you get to the other side?" The other...
- march31 10/05/2011
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- a regular day
- I was inside watching two and half men, then all of the sudden I wanted to stand up and pick up something off the fridge when there was a commercial...
- scorpion 09/25/2011
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- Mom and three kids
- There is a mom who has three kids, 2 girls and 1 boy. One day her daughter comes to her and asks mommy why did you name me Daisy. The mom says...
- RAMIProductions 09/05/2011
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- 2 Cannibals
- Two cannibals, a father and son, were elected by the tribe to go out and get something to eat. They walked deep into the jungle and waited by a...
- BadMrFroster 08/24/2011
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- hillbillies licking
- Two hillbillies are having lunch when a woman seated nearby begins to choke. Hillbilly asks her,"kin ya swallar?" The woman shakes her head...
- Kemo13 08/21/2011
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- dog doo veitnam
- two strangers in the street approached each other from opposite directions each dragging there left leg glancing down at his leg one man said...
- daloia 07/07/2011
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- Two-Hour Delay
- A few days after Christmas, a mother was working in the kitchen listening to her young son playing with his new electric train in the living...
- Eish_Ichu_Noht 07/01/2011
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- Girls Night Out
- Two women friends had gone for a girl's night out. Both were very faithful and loving wives. However, they had gotten over-enthusiastic on the...
- pappas21 06/29/2011
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- Social Security Sex
- Two men were talking. "So, how's your sex life?" "Oh, nothing special. I'm having Social Security sex." "Social...
- pappas21 06/29/2011
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- Charlie Sheen Jokes
- Q: How much coke did Charlie Sheen take in January? A: Enough to kill Two and a Half Men. Q: Why is Charlie Sheen suing the Japanese Tsunami?...
- earthwormjerm 04/08/2011
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- Charlie Sheen
- How much cocaine does Charlie Sheen use every day? Enough to kill Two and a Half Men.
- bgamble 03/16/2011
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- riddle-how do you get out alivie
- you are stuck in a room with only two door to escape. one door has a bunch of ninja's that will kill anyone who enters and the other room has a bunch...
- stewyboy17 03/08/2011
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- You'll fart your guts out
- There once was an old couple who had been together for thirty years. Every morning the old boy would wake up and give off an enormous fart, much...
- ThomasPHoolery 01/26/2011
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- Two little boys
- Two little boys, ages 8 and 10, are excessively mischievous. They are always getting into trouble and their parents know if any mischief occurs in...
- ThomasPHoolery 01/12/2011
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- Girls night out
- Two women friends had gone out for a Girls Night Out, and had been decidedly over-enthusiastic on the cocktails. Incredibly drunk and walking home...
- BigBerto93 11/12/2010
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- 2 Rednecks
- Two rednecks walk into a bar. They proceed to walk up to the bartender. Bartender looks at them both and says "what'll it be?" The first...
- syneyed 10/04/2010
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- Two Muslim mothers...
- Two Muslim mothers are comparing notes. The older of the Muslim mothers pulls out her bag and starts flipping through family photos and reminiscing. ...
- LTlingerie 12/01/2009
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- Two Lips and Seven Kisses
- There was this old woman who heard a song called "Two Lips and Seven Kisses." She called up information after hearing the song on the radio...
- ramcast82 10/08/2009
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- A Rope with Two Knots
- One day a young cowboy and cowgirl decided to get married. He was a man of the world. She was an innocent bride with no experience. After the...
- DeadlyAnxiety 09/17/2009
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- This one come out the Wong way
- Su Wong marries Lee Wong. The next year, the Wongs have a new baby. The nurse brings over a lovely, healthy, bouncy, but definitely a...
- daremedy 09/07/2009
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- Two Eagles
- Indian Chief 'Two Eagles' was asked by a white government official, '"you have observed the white man for 90 years. You've seen his wars and his...
- lFoundADime 08/17/2009
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- Funny Things Said in Court PART 2
- ATTORNEY: This "Myasthenia Gravis;" does it affect your memory at all? WITNESS: Yes. ATTORNEY: And in what way does it affect your...
- xxfregiltxx 08/08/2009
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- North Pole Adventure
- Two friend arrive to the North Pole after 2 weeks. After having built an igloo, one of then leaves to find some food. After an hour, he comes back...
- chimique1 06/13/2009
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- Two Assholes!!
- Stanley died in a fire and his body was burned pretty...
- abbottwar 05/31/2009
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- Bubba and 2 assholes
- Bubba died in a fire and his body was burned pretty badly.The morgue needed someone to identify the body, so they sent for his two best friends,Daryl...
- mortgagemescott 05/13/2009
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- You're Going To Get Screwed
- It was a small town and the patrolman was making his evening rounds... As he was checking a used car lot, he came upon two little old ladies...
- abbottwar 05/12/2009
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- two guys go to hevan
- There were these two friends, one who was gay, who died in a horrible car accident. They both went to heaven and were standing at the pearly gates...
- dancefreek 05/04/2009
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- walk into a bar
- Two guys walk into a bar, the third one ducks.
- nactall 03/27/2009
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- The Two Priests
- Two priest's were taking a piss in the urinals one day and the one priest looks down and see's a nicotine patch on the other guy's dick. He says...
- xckxgoaleprcaun 03/18/2009
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- Two prostitutes
- Two prostitutes were walking down a main street when one said, "Girl, we gonna get paid tonight, I can smell dick in the air." The...
- xg11 03/10/2009
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- Two Little Old Ladies
- Two little old ladies were sitting on a park bench outside the local town hall where a flower show was in progress. The thin one leaned over and ...
- lilstutzy 02/17/2009
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- Two Dwarves
- Two dwarfs go into a bar, where they pick up two 'working girls' and take them to their separate hotel rooms. The first dwarf, however, is unable...
- Syrus 02/12/2009
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- Top 50 OXYMORONS
- 50. Act naturally 49. Found missing 48. Resident alien 47. Advanced BASIC 46. Genuine imitation 45. Airline Food 44. Good grief 43. Same...
- muggins123 01/16/2009
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