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    • Lepers playing poker....

    • Did you hear about the two lepers playing poker ? one thru there hand in the other laughed his head off..........
    • shell27
      Uploaded 04/04/2012
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    • 2 Lips 7 Kisses

    • There was this old woman who heard a song called "Two Lips and Seven Kisses." She called up information after hearing the song on the...
    • rogerb22
      Uploaded 03/11/2012
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    • 2-2

    • What is 2 minus 2? How many times you`ve died.
    • alias321
      Uploaded 02/18/2012
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    • Two Women

    • Two Women waiting in line at the Pearly Gates to get into heaven and started to strike up a conversation. "How'd you die?" the...
    • guitarlover
      Uploaded 01/11/2012
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    • Funny Joke

    • Two hunters are out in the woods when one of them collapses. He doesn't seem to be breathing and his eyes are glazed. The other guy takes out his...
    • trollfacejpeg
      Uploaded 12/15/2011
      • 608 Views
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    • the other side

    • "Two blondes are facing each other across a wide stream. One yells to the other, "How do you get to the other side?" The other...
    • march31
      Uploaded 10/05/2011
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    • a regular day

    • I was inside watching two and half men, then all of the sudden I wanted to stand up and pick up something off the fridge when there was a...
    • scorpion
      Uploaded 09/25/2011
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    • Mom and three kids

    • There is a mom who has three kids, 2 girls and 1 boy. One day her daughter comes to her and asks mommy why did you name me Daisy. The mom says...
    • RAMIProductions
      Uploaded 09/05/2011
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    • 2 Cannibals

    • Two cannibals, a father and son, were elected by the tribe to go out and get something to eat. They walked deep into the jungle and waited by...
    • BadMrFroster
      Uploaded 08/24/2011
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    • hillbillies licking

    • Two hillbillies are having lunch when a woman seated nearby begins to choke. Hillbilly asks her,"kin ya swallar?" The woman shakes her...
    • Kemo13
      Uploaded 08/21/2011
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    • Two-Hour Delay

    • A few days after Christmas, a mother was working in the kitchen listening to her young son playing with his new electric train in the living...
    • Eish_Ichu_Noht
      Uploaded 07/01/2011
      • 1.1k Views
      • 2 Comments
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    • Girls Night Out

    • Two women friends had gone for a girl's night out. Both were very faithful and loving wives. However, they had gotten over-enthusiastic on the...
    • pappas21
      Uploaded 06/29/2011
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    • Social Security Sex

    • Two men were talking. "So, how's your sex life?" "Oh, nothing special. I'm having Social Security sex." "Social...
    • pappas21
      Uploaded 06/29/2011
      • 1.3k Views
      • 1 Comments
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    • Charlie Sheen Jokes

    • Q: How much coke did Charlie Sheen take in January? A: Enough to kill Two and a Half Men. Q: Why is Charlie Sheen suing the Japanese...
    • earthwormjerm
      Uploaded 04/08/2011
      • 1.2k Views
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    • Charlie Sheen

    • How much cocaine does Charlie Sheen use every day? Enough to kill Two and a Half Men.
    • bgamble
      Uploaded 03/16/2011
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    • riddle-how do you get out alivie

    • you are stuck in a room with only two door to escape. one door has a bunch of ninja's that will kill anyone who enters and the other room has a...
    • stewyboy17
      Uploaded 03/08/2011
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    • You'll fart your guts out

    • There once was an old couple who had been together for thirty years. Every morning the old boy would wake up and give off an enormous fart,...
    • ThomasPHoolery
      Uploaded 01/26/2011
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    • Two little boys

    • Two little boys, ages 8 and 10, are excessively mischievous. They are always getting into trouble and their parents know if any mischief...
    • ThomasPHoolery
      Uploaded 01/12/2011
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    • Girls night out

    • Two women friends had gone out for a Girls Night Out, and had been decidedly over-enthusiastic on the cocktails. Incredibly drunk and walking...
    • BigBerto93
      Uploaded 11/12/2010
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    • 2 Rednecks

    • Two rednecks walk into a bar. They proceed to walk up to the bartender. Bartender looks at them both and says "what'll it be?" The...
    • syneyed
      Uploaded 10/04/2010
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    • Two News

    • Guy wakes up in a hospital. After a few moments the doctor comes and informs the patient that there was an accident and that he has some good and...
    • P00KY
      Uploaded 06/06/2010
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      • 6 Comments
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    • Two Muslim mothers...

    • Two Muslim mothers are comparing notes. The older of the Muslim mothers pulls out her bag and starts flipping through family photos and...
    • LTlingerie
      Uploaded 12/01/2009
      • 2.1k Views
      • 12 Comments
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    • A Rope with Two Knots

    • One day a young cowboy and cowgirl decided to get married. He was a man of the world. She was an innocent bride with no experience. After the...
    • DeadlyAnxiety
      Uploaded 09/17/2009
      • 1.5k Views
      • 6 Comments
      • 0 Favorites
    • This one come out the Wong way

    • Su Wong marries Lee Wong. The next year, the Wongs have a new baby. The nurse brings over a lovely, healthy, bouncy, but definitely a...
    • daremedy
      Uploaded 09/07/2009
      • 1.2k Views
      • 9 Comments
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    • North Pole Adventure

    • Two friend arrive to the North Pole after 2 weeks. After having built an igloo, one of then leaves to find some food. After an hour, he comes...
    • chimique1
      Uploaded 06/13/2009
      • 1.8k Views
      • 9 Comments
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    • Bubba and 2 assholes

    • Bubba died in a fire and his body was burned pretty badly.The morgue needed someone to identify the body, so they sent for his two best...
    • mortgagemescott
      Uploaded 05/13/2009
      • 1.5k Views
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    • You're Going To Get Screwed

    • It was a small town and the patrolman was making his evening rounds... As he was checking a used car lot, he came upon two little old ladies...
    • abbottwar
      Uploaded 05/12/2009
      • 1.5k Views
      • 4 Comments
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    • two guys go to hevan

    • There were these two friends, one who was gay, who died in a horrible car accident. They both went to heaven and were standing at the pearly...
    • dancefreek
      Uploaded 05/04/2009
      • 1.1k Views
      • 7 Comments
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    • The Two Priests

    • Two priest's were taking a piss in the urinals one day and the one priest looks down and see's a nicotine patch on the other guy's dick. He says...
    • xckxgoaleprcaun
      Uploaded 03/18/2009
      • 1.5k Views
      • 2 Comments
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    • Two prostitutes

    • Two prostitutes were walking down a main street when one said, "Girl, we gonna get paid tonight, I can smell dick in the...
    • xg11
      Uploaded 03/10/2009
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      • 4 Comments
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    • Two Little Old Ladies

    • Two little old ladies were sitting on a park bench outside the local town hall where a flower show was in progress. The thin one leaned over...
    • lilstutzy
      Uploaded 02/17/2009
      • 1.1k Views
      • 1 Comments
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    • Two Dwarves

    • Two dwarfs go into a bar, where they pick up two 'working girls' and take them to their separate hotel rooms. The first dwarf, however, is...
    • Syrus
      Uploaded 02/12/2009
      • 1.5k Views
      • 2 Comments
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    • Top 50 OXYMORONS

    • 50. Act naturally 49. Found missing 48. Resident alien 47. Advanced BASIC 46. Genuine imitation 45. Airline Food 44. Good grief 43. Same...
    • muggins123
      Uploaded 01/16/2009
      • 752 Views
      • 2 Comments
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    • Two zebras...

    • Two zebras are talking and one asks the other, "Am I black with white stripes or white with black stripes?" The other replies,...
    • ghettosmoke
      Uploaded 01/02/2009
      • 400 Views
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    • Two black eyes

    • A man came home from work sporting two black eyes. "What happened to you?" asked his wife. "I'll never...
    • ghettosmoke
      Uploaded 01/02/2009
      • 1.4k Views
      • 1 Comments
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