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    • 2 Lips 7 Kisses
    • There was this old woman who heard a song called "Two Lips and Seven Kisses." She called up information after hearing the song on the...
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    • 2-2
    • What is 2 minus 2? How many times you`ve died.
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    • Two Women
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    • Funny Joke
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    • the other side
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    • a regular day
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    • Mom and three kids
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    • 2 Cannibals
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    • hillbillies licking
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    • Two-Hour Delay
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    • Girls Night Out
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    • Social Security Sex
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    • Charlie Sheen Jokes
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    • Charlie Sheen
    • How much cocaine does Charlie Sheen use every day? Enough to kill Two and a Half Men.
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    • Two little boys
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    • Two News
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    • Two Muslim mothers...
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    • Two Lips and Seven Kisses
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    • A Rope with Two Knots
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    • Two Eagles
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    • North Pole Adventure
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    • Bubba and 2 assholes
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    • You're Going To Get Screwed
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    • two guys go to hevan
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    • The Two Priests
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    • Two prostitutes
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    • Two Little Old Ladies
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    • Two Dwarves
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    • Top 50 OXYMORONS
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    • Two zebras are talking and one asks the other, "Am I black with white stripes or white with black stripes?" The other replies,...
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