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- The Remedy
- A woman goes to the Doctor, worried about her husband's temper.The doctor asks: "So what seems to be the problem?"The woman says: "Doctor, I don't...
- lFoundADime 01/16/2013
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- Water Crashes
- Q: Why did Water crash? A: Because it was drunk.
- buckjoseph 02/24/2012
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- What is the diffrence of a water bottle and puberty?
- The Water Bottle hit Justin Bieber first
- CrabNicholson 08/24/2011
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- How to get across a river
- A blonde once got lost near a river. She traveled up and down it searching for a way to get to the other side. She tried walking in the shallow...
- senorpamedor 10/18/2010
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- Taking A Shower
- A woman was taking a shower when suddenly there's a knock on the door. She loudly asked who is it. "We are from the morgue. Your husband had an...
- P00KY 06/06/2010
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- Little Polar Bear
- Alex, the polar bear, went outside his cave to have a little fun. He started jumping from one ice floe onto another. After a few moments, the...
- P00KY 05/02/2010
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- The Magical Frog
- There once was a man with a 25in. penis, this man had a very difficult life because of his so called "gift". One day he decides to go to a...
- My_Lil_Pwnies 04/25/2010
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- Train hits catholic bus
- A train hits a bus filled with catholic school girls and they all perish.They are in heaven trying too enter the pearly gates when St.Peter asks the...
- knightfisher 12/23/2009
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- Naughty priests...
- A preacher was completing a temperance sermon: with great expression he said, "If I had all the beer in the world, I'd take it and throw it into...
- smodaddy 11/03/2009
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- Vampire Drink
- There are these 3 vampires. The first vampire walks into a bar and says, "Bartender, give me a shot of blood." The bartender gives him the...
- Still880 10/27/2009
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- Texas Germans
- Texas Germans Near Fredericksburg , Texas , where there is a large German speaking...
- roxanna_us 10/19/2009
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- This is why people hate us
- at a meating in a synagogue, Yossef asks the rabbi: "rabbi, why do people hate us so much?" the rabbi says "that's an interesting...
- guinness13494 09/08/2009
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- Water for me and my friends
- There are these three guys in a desert dying of dehydration. Off in the horizon they see a house and finally manage to struggle to it. The first guy...
- guinness13494 09/08/2009
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- 3 Hopeful Priests
- There were three guys trying to become a priest. They asked a priest how they can become one and he said to do something really horrible and come...
- KPness 08/26/2009
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- Blonde Water
- A brunette asked her blonde friend if she could get her a clean glass of water A.S.A.P., so the blonde nodds and takes her friends empty cup and...
- TheBlackOne 07/31/2009
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- the girl
- a guy goes dowm to the water and sees a girl with no arms and no legs he asks her "do you need some help" and she says "yes could you...
- popdaddy123 07/02/2009
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- The Dirty Egg
- What did the Egg say to the boiling water? --If you want me to get hard it will take me a while; I just got laid by that chick over...
- SnakePlisskan 06/27/2009
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- What did the egg say to the pot of boiling water?
- It's gonna take me a while to get hard I just got laid by that chick over there.
- ry4n7 06/23/2009
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- Moral of the story
- One spring day, a fish was swimming about a foot below the surface of a lake and saw a fly hovering just out of striking distance. The fish said...
- lVloNsTe12 06/16/2009
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- Water Damn
- Wha did the fish say when he hit a wall? « « DAMN!
- chimique1 06/13/2009
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- Good Start.
- Q:What do you call 50 blac guys under water. A: A good start.
- GetLow 04/09/2009
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- Fish
- What did the fish say when it hit the wall? Dam!
- Cantrell16 04/08/2009
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- A glass of water
- A man who can't speak words starting with "B" walks in a bar and says to the barkeeper "I'll have a glass of b... bbb... bbbb......
- Franky2210 04/03/2009
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- Dementia Test (Revised)
- 1. What do you put in a toaster? Answer: 'bread.' If you said 'toast,' give up now and do something else. Try not to hurt yourself. If you said,...
- xckxgoaleprcaun 03/29/2009
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- Cold water clean
- This is for all the germ conscious folks that worry about using cold water to clean. John went to visit his 90-year-old grandfather in a very...
- Riley 01/19/2009
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- george bush drowning
- Q: How do you keep George W. Bush from drowning? A: You take your foot off his head.
- just_joe 01/12/2009
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- A vampire and hot water
- A vampire walks into a bar and asks the bartender for a glass of hot water. when the bartender brings it over, the vampire pulls out a bloody tampon...
- littleguy89 01/02/2009
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- Volunteer Fire Department
- A fire started in the grasslands close to a farm. The county fire department rushed to the scene, but the fire was more than they could...
- xg11 12/15/2008
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- Catholic School Girls
- A train hits a bus filled with Catholic school girls and they all perish. They are in heaven trying to enter the pearly gates when St. Peter asks...
- midnite492 12/04/2008
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- God will save me
- one day a man was in his boat sailing in the ocean when all of the sudden the wind tipped him over and the boat sank. a big boat passed by and...
- andrewsyndrome 12/01/2008
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- Little Johnny
- Little Johnny's teacher asks, "What is the chemical formula for water?" Little Johnny replies, "HIJKLMNO"!! The teacher,...
- LittleRedClone 11/17/2008
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- She's drowning!
- How do you stop a women from drowning? You take your foot off of her head.
- MeGustanTetas 11/16/2008
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- Delicious Corn
- There are these three guys in a desert dying of dehydration. Off in the horizon they see a house and finally manage to struggle to it. The first guy...
- Rich0905 11/14/2008
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- Computer Diagnosis
- One day Bill complained to his friend, "My elbow really hurts, I guess I should see a doctor." His friend offered, "Don't do that....
- mjp124 10/13/2008
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