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    • The Remedy
    • A woman goes to the Doctor, worried about her husband's temper.The doctor asks: "So what seems to be the problem?"The woman says: "Doctor, I...
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    • Taking A Shower
    • A woman was taking a shower when suddenly there's a knock on the door. She loudly asked who is it. "We are from the morgue. Your husband had...
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    • Little Polar Bear
    • Alex, the polar bear, went outside his cave to have a little fun. He started jumping from one ice floe onto another. After a few moments, the...
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    • The Magical Frog
    • There once was a man with a 25in. penis, this man had a very difficult life because of his so called "gift". One day he decides to go...
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    • Train hits catholic bus
    • A train hits a bus filled with catholic school girls and they all perish.They are in heaven trying too enter the pearly gates when St.Peter asks...
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    • Naughty priests...
    • A preacher was completing a temperance sermon: with great expression he said, "If I had all the beer in the world, I'd take it and throw it...
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    • Vampire Drink
    • There are these 3 vampires. The first vampire walks into a bar and says, "Bartender, give me a shot of blood." The bartender gives him...
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    • Texas Germans
    • Texas Germans Near Fredericksburg , Texas , where there is a large German speaking...
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    • 3 Hopeful Priests
    • There were three guys trying to become a priest. They asked a priest how they can become one and he said to do something really horrible and come...
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    • Blonde Water
    • A brunette asked her blonde friend if she could get her a clean glass of water A.S.A.P., so the blonde nodds and takes her friends empty cup and...
    • TheBlackOne 07/31/2009
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    • the girl
    • a guy goes dowm to the water and sees a girl with no arms and no legs he asks her "do you need some help" and she says "yes could...
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    • The Dirty Egg
    • What did the Egg say to the boiling water? --If you want me to get hard it will take me a while; I just got laid by that chick over...
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    • Moral of the story
    • One spring day, a fish was swimming about a foot below the surface of a lake and saw a fly hovering just out of striking distance. The fish...
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    • Husband
    • A miserly husband was berating his long suffering wife about the bills. "Look at the water usage. It's exorbitant. You spend far too much...
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    • Egg Joke
    • What did the egg say to the boiling water?? "It might take a while for me to get hard because I just got laid this morning"
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    • virgin
    • what you you call a virgin on a water bed? a cherry float
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    • Good Start.
    • Q:What do you call 50 blac guys under water. A: A good start.
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    • Fish
    • What did the fish say when it hit the wall? Dam!
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    • A glass of water
    • A man who can't speak words starting with "B" walks in a bar and says to the barkeeper "I'll have a glass of b... bbb... bbbb......
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    • Dementia Test (Revised)
    • 1. What do you put in a toaster? Answer: 'bread.' If you said 'toast,' give up now and do something else. Try not to hurt yourself. If you...
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    • 8 Monkeys
    • (This is reportedly based on an actual experiment conducted in the U.K.) Put eight monkeys in a room. In the middle of the room is a ladder,...
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    • Cold water clean
    • This is for all the germ conscious folks that worry about using cold water to clean. John went to visit his 90-year-old grandfather in a very...
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    • A vampire and hot water
    • A vampire walks into a bar and asks the bartender for a glass of hot water. when the bartender brings it over, the vampire pulls out a bloody...
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    • Volunteer Fire Department
    • A fire started in the grasslands close to a farm. The county fire department rushed to the scene, but the fire was more than they could...
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    • Sure Cure
    • Three Pastors in the south were having lunch in a restaraunt. One said "Ya know, since summer started I've been having trouble with bats...
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    • Catholic School Girls
    • A train hits a bus filled with Catholic school girls and they all perish. They are in heaven trying to enter the pearly gates when St. Peter...
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    • God will save me
    • one day a man was in his boat sailing in the ocean when all of the sudden the wind tipped him over and the boat sank. a big boat passed by and...
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    • Innuendos
    • I take off my clothes and walk up to you. You are always here, in this place, at this time, waiting to meet me. I reach down and grip your...
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    • Little Johnny
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    • Delicious Corn
    • There are these three guys in a desert dying of dehydration. Off in the horizon they see a house and finally manage to struggle to it. The first...
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    • Computer Diagnosis
    • One day Bill complained to his friend, "My elbow really hurts, I guess I should see a doctor." His friend offered, "Don't do that....
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