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    • How to get across a river

    • A blonde once got lost near a river. She traveled up and down it searching for a way to get to the other side. She tried walking in the...
    • senorpamedor
      Uploaded 10/18/2010
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    • Taking A Shower

    • A woman was taking a shower when suddenly there's a knock on the door. She loudly asked who is it. "We are from the morgue. Your husband had...
    • P00KY
      Uploaded 06/06/2010
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    • Little Polar Bear

    • Alex, the polar bear, went outside his cave to have a little fun. He started jumping from one ice floe onto another. After a few moments, the...
    • P00KY
      Uploaded 05/02/2010
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    • The Magical Frog

    • There once was a man with a 25in. penis, this man had a very difficult life because of his so called "gift". One day he decides to go...
    • My_Lil_Pwnies
      Uploaded 04/25/2010
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      • 7 Comments
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    • Train hits catholic bus

    • A train hits a bus filled with catholic school girls and they all perish.They are in heaven trying too enter the pearly gates when St.Peter asks...
    • knightfisher
      Uploaded 12/23/2009
      • 2.6k Views
      • 47 Comments
      • 2 Favorites
    • Naughty priests...

    • A preacher was completing a temperance sermon: with great expression he said, "If I had all the beer in the world, I'd take it and throw it...
    • smodaddy
      Uploaded 11/03/2009
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    • Vampire Drink

    • There are these 3 vampires. The first vampire walks into a bar and says, "Bartender, give me a shot of blood." The bartender gives him...
    • Still880
      Uploaded 10/27/2009
      • 856 Views
      • 7 Comments
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    • Texas Germans

    • Texas Germans Near Fredericksburg , Texas , where there is a large German speaking...
    • roxanna_us
      Uploaded 10/19/2009
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    • This is why people hate us

    • at a meating in a synagogue, Yossef asks the rabbi: "rabbi, why do people hate us so much?" the rabbi says "that's an interesting...
    • guinness13494
      Uploaded 09/08/2009
      • 1.2k Views
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    • Water for me and my friends

    • There are these three guys in a desert dying of dehydration. Off in the horizon they see a house and finally manage to struggle to it. The first...
    • guinness13494
      Uploaded 09/08/2009
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      • 4 Comments
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    • 3 Hopeful Priests

    • There were three guys trying to become a priest. They asked a priest how they can become one and he said to do something really horrible and come...
    • KPness
      Uploaded 08/26/2009
      • 1.3k Views
      • 9 Comments
      • 1 Favorites
    • Blonde Water

    • A brunette asked her blonde friend if she could get her a clean glass of water A.S.A.P., so the blonde nodds and takes her friends empty cup and...
    • TheBlackOne
      Uploaded 07/31/2009
      • 1.8k Views
      • 14 Comments
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    • the girl

    • a guy goes dowm to the water and sees a girl with no arms and no legs he asks her "do you need some help" and she says "yes could...
    • popdaddy123
      Uploaded 07/02/2009
      • 769 Views
      • 3 Comments
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    • The Dirty Egg

    • What did the Egg say to the boiling water? --If you want me to get hard it will take me a while; I just got laid by that chick over...
    • SnakePlisskan
      Uploaded 06/27/2009
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      • 4 Comments
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    • Moral of the story

    • One spring day, a fish was swimming about a foot below the surface of a lake and saw a fly hovering just out of striking distance. The fish...
    • lVloNsTe12
      Uploaded 06/16/2009
      • 2.1k Views
      • 4 Comments
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    • Water Damn

    • Wha did the fish say when he hit a wall? « « DAMN!
    • chimique1
      Uploaded 06/13/2009
      • 588 Views
      • 3 Comments
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    • Husband

    • A miserly husband was berating his long suffering wife about the bills. "Look at the water usage. It's exorbitant. You spend far too much...
    • roryorgan
      Uploaded 06/12/2009
      • 585 Views
      • 3 Comments
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    • Egg Joke

    • What did the egg say to the boiling water?? "It might take a while for me to get hard because I just got laid this morning"
    • hotrod_90
      Uploaded 04/24/2009
      • 1.2k Views
      • 7 Comments
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    • virgin

    • what you you call a virgin on a water bed? a cherry float
    • nactall
      Uploaded 04/15/2009
      • 1.2k Views
      • 6 Comments
      • 1 Favorites
    • Good Start.

    • Q:What do you call 50 blac guys under water. A: A good start.
    • GetLow
      Uploaded 04/09/2009
      • 530 Views
      • 8 Comments
      • 1 Favorites
    • Fish

    • What did the fish say when it hit the wall? Dam!
    • Cantrell16
      Uploaded 04/08/2009
      • 901 Views
      • 5 Comments
      • 0 Favorites
    • A glass of water

    • A man who can't speak words starting with "B" walks in a bar and says to the barkeeper "I'll have a glass of b... bbb... bbbb......
    • Franky2210
      Uploaded 04/03/2009
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      • 7 Comments
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    • Dementia Test (Revised)

    • 1. What do you put in a toaster? Answer: 'bread.' If you said 'toast,' give up now and do something else. Try not to hurt yourself. If you...
    • xckxgoaleprcaun
      Uploaded 03/29/2009
      • 2.9k Views
      • 16 Comments
      • 2 Favorites
    • 8 Monkeys

    • (This is reportedly based on an actual experiment conducted in the U.K.) Put eight monkeys in a room. In the middle of the room is a ladder,...
    • Syrus
      Uploaded 02/14/2009
      • 3.2k Views
      • 4 Comments
      • 1 Favorites
    • Cold water clean

    • This is for all the germ conscious folks that worry about using cold water to clean. John went to visit his 90-year-old grandfather in a very...
    • Riley
      Uploaded 01/19/2009
      • 462 Views
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    • A vampire and hot water

    • A vampire walks into a bar and asks the bartender for a glass of hot water. when the bartender brings it over, the vampire pulls out a bloody...
    • littleguy89
      Uploaded 01/02/2009
      • 772 Views
      • 3 Comments
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    • Volunteer Fire Department

    • A fire started in the grasslands close to a farm. The county fire department rushed to the scene, but the fire was more than they could...
    • xg11
      Uploaded 12/15/2008
      • 1.4k Views
      • 6 Comments
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    • Sure Cure

    • Three Pastors in the south were having lunch in a restaraunt. One said "Ya know, since summer started I've been having trouble with bats...
    • xg11
      Uploaded 12/15/2008
      • 677 Views
      • 4 Comments
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    • Catholic School Girls

    • A train hits a bus filled with Catholic school girls and they all perish. They are in heaven trying to enter the pearly gates when St. Peter...
    • midnite492
      Uploaded 12/04/2008
      • 2.8k Views
      • 12 Comments
      • 1 Favorites
    • God will save me

    • one day a man was in his boat sailing in the ocean when all of the sudden the wind tipped him over and the boat sank. a big boat passed by and...
    • andrewsyndrome
      Uploaded 12/01/2008
      • 2.3k Views
      • 7 Comments
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    • Innuendos

    • I take off my clothes and walk up to you. You are always here, in this place, at this time, waiting to meet me. I reach down and grip your...
    • ubychi99
      Uploaded 12/01/2008
      • 1.5k Views
      • 3 Comments
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    • Little Johnny

    • Little Johnny's teacher asks, "What is the chemical formula for water?" Little Johnny replies, "HIJKLMNO"!! The...
    • LittleRedClone
      Uploaded 11/17/2008
      • 473 Views
      • 1 Comments
      • 0 Favorites
    • Delicious Corn

    • There are these three guys in a desert dying of dehydration. Off in the horizon they see a house and finally manage to struggle to it. The first...
    • Rich0905
      Uploaded 11/14/2008
      • 880 Views
      • 5 Comments
      • 0 Favorites
    • Computer Diagnosis

    • One day Bill complained to his friend, "My elbow really hurts, I guess I should see a doctor." His friend offered, "Don't do that....
    • mjp124
      Uploaded 10/13/2008
      • 535 Views
      • 4 Comments
      • 0 Favorites
    • Two Old Men

    • There are two older men sitting at a dock, one autumns morning. The first guy, Norman, says to the other man, Steve, " hey, i bet you my...
    • wadageek
      Uploaded 10/12/2008
      • 773 Views
      • 4 Comments
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