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    • Phone call from the ex-wife
    • Holy crap, I really must be a stoner because my ex-wife just called and she said she wanted to talk about joint custody. And all I could think...
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    • chinese Joke
    • Q: How do u tell when a chinese person is high? A: you cant, npne of them can open there eyes any way
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    • A new name for mary jane!
    • One day a man named larry was walking down the path in a park smoking a one hitter of some really dank weed, he got so stoned that he started to...
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    • Bunny in the forest
    • Deep into the woods there was bunny rabbit, hopping and prancing, when he saw a monkey about to drop acid, so he...
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    • The Stoned Koala
    • A koala is sitting up a gum tree, smoking a joint, when a little lizard walks by, looks up and says 'Hey koala! What are you doing?' The koala...
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    • Wiseass Stoner
    • A stoner walks into a gas station and asks the dude at the counter, "Got any weed?" The man politely replied, "Um, no sir. We do...
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    • Stoner TV
    • A stoner walks into an appliance store and asks the owner, "How much for that TV set in the window?" The owner looks at the TV set,...
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    • Peeing in the refrigerator?
    • An 80 year old man went for his annual check up and the doctor said: "Friend, for your age your in the best shape I've seen." The...
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    • Smokin Dope
    • Two young guys were picked up by the cops for smoking dope and appeared in court on Friday before the judge. The judge said, "You seem like...
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    • Getting kids off drugs
    • Two young guys were picked up by the cops for smoking dope and appeared in court on Friday before the judge. The judge said, "You seem like...
    • yuri_vaultin 03/04/2009
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    • Why Parents Drink
    • A Mother passing by her son's bedroom was astonished to see that his bed was nicely made and everything was picked up. Then she saw an...
    • osiris0900 02/26/2009
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    • The chronic
    • When i first smoked weed i was freakin out i was like oh my god am gonna get lung cancer, oh man oh man holy crap my pain in my foot is gone, oh...
    • babyslut 12/21/2008
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    • Sniffer Dog
    • A man had just settled into his seat next to the window on the plane when another man sat down in the aisle seat and put his black Labrador...
    • xg11 12/15/2008
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    • Why parents drink
    • Why Parents drink! A Mother passing by her son's bedroom was astonished to see that his bed was nicely made and everything was picked...
    • cleptic_monkey 11/18/2008
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    • Black, gay pothead
    • What do you get when you cross an African - American, a pot head, and a gay dude? Toke Black Mountain
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    • got any weed
    • A stoner walks into a gas station and asks the dude at the counter, "Got any weed?" The man politely replied, "Um, no sir. We do...
    • superhommy 11/16/2008
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    • Future Stoner
    • A mother was reading a book about animals to her 3 year old daughter. Mother: "What does the cow say?" Child:...
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    • When hell freezes over
    • Olli was a bad person his whole life and then one day he died and went to hell. When Olli gets to hell the devil cranks up the heat a little...
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    • Drunk vs Stoner
    • Q: What's the difference between a drunk and a stoner? A: A drunk runs a stop sign while a stoner waits for it to turn green.
    • re4manonline 10/10/2008
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    • New Nursery Rhyme
    • Mary had a little snatch... a tennie tiny hole, Johnny couldnt fit it in, with his massive manly pole. he greased her up and squirmed and...
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    • fishing
    • an old man and his grandson go fishing one day. the grandfather decides to pull out a fat purple kush blunt and smoke it. the grandson...
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    • hick joke
    • how did the little hick girl know her mother was having her period her brothers dick tasted funny
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    • The Penis Disease
    • Two terrified men are sitting in a doctors office. Noticing that he is on the verge of a mental breakdown, one man says to the other one...
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    • New Improved Lawnmowers
    • One day a lawyer was riding in his limousine when he saw a guy eating grass He told the driver to stop. He got out and asked him, "Why are...
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