Top

TAGGED WEED

    • My ex-wife caught me smoking weed

    • My ex-wife once caught me smoking weed. I told her not to judge me and suggested that maybe she needed to get stoned ......to death ......in...
    • scubadude
      Uploaded 07/31/2011
      • 1.1k Views
      • 4 Comments
      • 0 Favorites
    • Phone call from the ex-wife

    • Holy crap, I really must be a stoner because my ex-wife just called and she said she wanted to talk about joint custody. And all I could think...
    • scubadude
      Uploaded 07/30/2011
      • 1.2k Views
      • 2 Comments
      • 0 Favorites
    • chinese Joke

    • Q: How do u tell when a chinese person is high? A: you cant, npne of them can open there eyes any way
    • BayKid707
      Uploaded 07/22/2011
      • 495 Views
      • 5 Comments
      • 0 Favorites
    • A new name for mary jane!

    • One day a man named larry was walking down the path in a park smoking a one hitter of some really dank weed, he got so stoned that he started to...
    • sterobj
      Uploaded 12/30/2010
      • 2.2k Views
      • 3 Comments
      • 0 Favorites
    • Bunny in the forest

    • Deep into the woods there was bunny rabbit, hopping and prancing, when he saw a monkey about to drop acid, so he...
    • rizo020
      Uploaded 12/03/2009
      • 2k Views
      • 6 Comments
      • 0 Favorites
    • The Stoned Koala

    • A koala is sitting up a gum tree, smoking a joint, when a little lizard walks by, looks up and says 'Hey koala! What are you doing?' The koala...
    • yuri_vaultin
      Uploaded 08/10/2009
      • 3k Views
      • 2 Comments
      • 0 Favorites
    • Wiseass Stoner

    • A stoner walks into a gas station and asks the dude at the counter, "Got any weed?" The man politely replied, "Um, no sir. We do...
    • x22tizzle
      Uploaded 06/24/2009
      • 620 Views
      • 4 Comments
      • 0 Favorites
    • Stoner TV

    • A stoner walks into an appliance store and asks the owner, "How much for that TV set in the window?" The owner looks at the TV set,...
    • x22tizzle
      Uploaded 06/24/2009
      • 619 Views
      • 4 Comments
      • 0 Favorites
    • Peeing in the refrigerator?

    • An 80 year old man went for his annual check up and the doctor said: "Friend, for your age your in the best shape I've seen." The...
    • Mcapy72
      Uploaded 06/08/2009
      • 3.9k Views
      • 1 Comments
      • 0 Favorites
    • Smokin Dope

    • Two young guys were picked up by the cops for smoking dope and appeared in court on Friday before the judge. The judge said, "You seem like...
    • peppy2010
      Uploaded 05/01/2009
      • 583 Views
      • 2 Comments
      • 0 Favorites
    • Getting kids off drugs

    • Two young guys were picked up by the cops for smoking dope and appeared in court on Friday before the judge. The judge said, "You seem like...
    • yuri_vaultin
      Uploaded 03/04/2009
      • 955 Views
      • 0 Comments
      • 0 Favorites
    • Why Parents Drink

    • A Mother passing by her son's bedroom was astonished to see that his bed was nicely made and everything was picked up. Then she saw an...
    • osiris0900
      Uploaded 02/26/2009
      • 640 Views
      • 3 Comments
      • 0 Favorites
    • The chronic

    • When i first smoked weed i was freakin out i was like oh my god am gonna get lung cancer, oh man oh man holy crap my pain in my foot is gone, oh...
    • babyslut
      Uploaded 12/21/2008
      • 607 Views
      • 1 Comments
      • 0 Favorites
    • Sniffer Dog

    • A man had just settled into his seat next to the window on the plane when another man sat down in the aisle seat and put his black Labrador...
    • xg11
      Uploaded 12/15/2008
      • 2k Views
      • 3 Comments
      • 0 Favorites
    • Why parents drink

    • Why Parents drink! A Mother passing by her son's bedroom was astonished to see that his bed was nicely made and everything was picked...
    • cleptic_monkey
      Uploaded 11/18/2008
      • 2.5k Views
      • 2 Comments
      • 0 Favorites
    • Black, gay pothead

    • What do you get when you cross an African - American, a pot head, and a gay dude? Toke Black Mountain
    • josh920
      Uploaded 11/16/2008
      • 2.1k Views
      • 4 Comments
      • 0 Favorites
    • got any weed

    • A stoner walks into a gas station and asks the dude at the counter, "Got any weed?" The man politely replied, "Um, no sir. We do...
    • superhommy
      Uploaded 11/16/2008
      • 1.5k Views
      • 4 Comments
      • 0 Favorites
    • 64 Ways to Piss Off Cops

    • 1. When you get pulled over, say "What's wrong, ossifer, there's no blood in my alcohol?" 2. When he asks why you were speeding,...
    • re4manonline
      Uploaded 11/02/2008
      • 4.3k Views
      • 3 Comments
      • 1 Favorites
    • Future Stoner

    • A mother was reading a book about animals to her 3 year old daughter. Mother: "What does the cow say?" Child:...
    • ilmetalhead
      Uploaded 10/30/2008
      • 550 Views
      • 3 Comments
      • 0 Favorites
    • When hell freezes over

    • Olli was a bad person his whole life and then one day he died and went to hell. When Olli gets to hell the devil cranks up the heat a little...
    • 5hockeychick7
      Uploaded 10/26/2008
      • 1.6k Views
      • 0 Comments
      • 0 Favorites
    • You May Be a Stoner If...

    • You May Be a Stoner If... Your taking down a phone number and you ask, "How do you spell that?". Your science teacher has asked...
    • re4manonline
      Uploaded 10/10/2008
      • 985 Views
      • 4 Comments
      • 0 Favorites
    • Drunk vs Stoner

    • Q: What's the difference between a drunk and a stoner? A: A drunk runs a stop sign while a stoner waits for it to turn green.
    • re4manonline
      Uploaded 10/10/2008
      • 1.9k Views
      • 4 Comments
      • 1 Favorites
    • New Nursery Rhyme

    • Mary had a little snatch... a tennie tiny hole, Johnny couldnt fit it in, with his massive manly pole. he greased her up and squirmed and...
    • djohn23
      Uploaded 08/22/2008
      • 1.7k Views
      • 4 Comments
      • 0 Favorites
    • fishing

    • an old man and his grandson go fishing one day. the grandfather decides to pull out a fat purple kush blunt and smoke it. the grandson...
    • maedrahum420
      Uploaded 07/13/2008
      • 850 Views
      • 6 Comments
      • 0 Favorites
    • hick joke

    • how did the little hick girl know her mother was having her period her brothers dick tasted funny
    • wsporter115
      Uploaded 06/10/2008
      • 783 Views
      • 1 Comments
      • 0 Favorites
    • The Koala and the Lizard

    • A koala was sitting in a gum tree...... smoking a joint when a little lizard walked past, looked up and said, 'Hey Koala! What are...
    • MRTurnerRULES
      Uploaded 06/07/2008
      • 649 Views
      • 0 Comments
      • 0 Favorites
    • The Penis Disease

    • Two terrified men are sitting in a doctors office. Noticing that he is on the verge of a mental breakdown, one man says to the other one...
    • sidexwalk
      Uploaded 06/01/2008
      • 1.4k Views
      • 3 Comments
      • 0 Favorites
    • New Improved Lawnmowers

    • One day a lawyer was riding in his limousine when he saw a guy eating grass He told the driver to stop. He got out and asked him, "Why are...
    • showmaster94
      Uploaded 03/21/2008
      • 992 Views
      • 2 Comments
      • 0 Favorites
    • blood type

    • You smoke so much weed that your blood type is THC Positive
    • GurleyMann7
      Uploaded 03/13/2008
      • 2.6k Views
      • 4 Comments
      • 0 Favorites
  1 2
  • Get our free newsletter

    Amazing new updates!