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- A man Walks into a Bar...
- A Man Walks Into a Bar... OUCH!!!
- mazrandy 10/24/2011
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- Charlie Sheen Cocaine.
- How much Cocaine Can Charlie Sheen Take? Enough to kill Two and a Half Men....
- mazrandy 10/24/2011
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- My three favourite things
- Chickenpotpie. These are my three favourite things
- relzik 08/02/2011
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- My ex-wife caught me smoking weed
- My ex-wife once caught me smoking weed. I told her not to judge me and suggested that maybe she needed to get stoned ......to death ......in Iran.
- scubadude 07/31/2011
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- Phone call from the ex-wife
- Holy crap, I really must be a stoner because my ex-wife just called and she said she wanted to talk about joint custody. And all I could think was,...
- scubadude 07/30/2011
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- My ex-wife once caught me smoking weed
- My ex-wife once caught me smoking weed. I told her not to judge me and suggested that she get stoned...to death...in Iraq.
- scubadude 07/28/2011
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- chinese Joke
- Q: How do u tell when a chinese person is high? A: you cant, npne of them can open there eyes any way
- BayKid707 07/22/2011
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- WAYS TO ANNOY YOUR COLLEGE ROOMMATE
- * Smoke jimson weed. Do whatever comes naturally. * Switch the sheets on your beds with the next door neighbors. * Twitch a lot. *...
- pappas21 06/29/2011
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- A new name for mary jane!
- One day a man named larry was walking down the path in a park smoking a one hitter of some really dank weed, he got so stoned that he started to say...
- sterobj 12/30/2010
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- what do you call?
- what do you call a guy with no arms and no legs in a rolling paper? Herb
- deltachidawg73 12/15/2010
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- Bunny in the forest
- Deep into the woods there was bunny rabbit, hopping and prancing, when he saw a monkey about to drop acid, so he yelled "STOOOOOOOPPPPPPPP,...
- rizo020 12/03/2009
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- The Stoned Koala
- A koala is sitting up a gum tree, smoking a joint, when a little lizard walks by, looks up and says 'Hey koala! What are you doing?' The koala...
- yuri_vaultin 08/10/2009
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- Wiseass Stoner
- A stoner walks into a gas station and asks the dude at the counter, "Got any weed?" The man politely replied, "Um, no sir. We do not...
- x22tizzle 06/24/2009
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- Peeing in the refrigerator?
- An 80 year old man went for his annual check up and the doctor said: "Friend, for your age your in the best shape I've seen." The old...
- Mcapy72 06/08/2009
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- Smoking weed tips n tricks. Im High At The Moment
- Weed, tips and tricks. - Only smoke with people you know won't become a buzzkill. - When smoking, take a huge hit, hold it, then blow out half of...
- bonghit45 05/20/2009
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- Smokin Dope
- Two young guys were picked up by the cops for smoking dope and appeared in court on Friday before the judge. The judge said, "You seem like nice...
- peppy2010 05/01/2009
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- 20 Stoned Epiphanies for 4 20
- 1. We should make brownies. > 2. When my cat meows at the walls, I have a feeling she is talking to ghosts. > 3. The phone is not...
- swifttallon 04/20/2009
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- Getting kids off drugs
- Two young guys were picked up by the cops for smoking dope and appeared in court on Friday before the judge. The judge said, "You seem like nice...
- yuri_vaultin 03/04/2009
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- Why Parents Drink
- A Mother passing by her son's bedroom was astonished to see that his bed was nicely made and everything was picked up. Then she saw an envelope,...
- osiris0900 02/26/2009
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- Animals kicking their habits..
- A Little Rabbit is running happily through the woods when he comes across a Giraffe rolling a joint. He runs up the Giraffe and says, "Hey,...
- yuri_vaultin 02/26/2009
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- The chronic
- When i first smoked weed i was freakin out i was like oh my god am gonna get lung cancer, oh man oh man holy crap my pain in my foot is gone, oh my...
- babyslut 12/21/2008
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- Sniffer Dog
- A man had just settled into his seat next to the window on the plane when another man sat down in the aisle seat and put his black Labrador...
- xg11 12/15/2008
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- Why parents drink
- Why Parents drink! A Mother passing by her son's bedroom was astonished to see that his bed was nicely made and everything was picked...
- cleptic_monkey 11/18/2008
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- Black, gay pothead
- What do you get when you cross an African - American, a pot head, and a gay dude? Toke Black Mountain
- josh920 11/16/2008
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- got any weed
- A stoner walks into a gas station and asks the dude at the counter, "Got any weed?" The man politely replied, "Um, no sir. We do not...
- superhommy 11/16/2008
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- 64 Ways to Piss Off Cops
- 1. When you get pulled over, say "What's wrong, ossifer, there's no blood in my alcohol?" 2. When he asks why you were speeding, tell...
- re4manonline 11/02/2008
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- Future Stoner
- A mother was reading a book about animals to her 3 year old daughter. Mother: "What does the cow say?" Child:...
- ilmetalhead 10/30/2008
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- When hell freezes over
- Olli was a bad person his whole life and then one day he died and went to hell. When Olli gets to hell the devil cranks up the heat a little big...
- 5hockeychick7 10/26/2008
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- You May Be a Stoner If...
- You May Be a Stoner If... Your taking down a phone number and you ask, "How do you spell that?". Your science teacher has asked you...
- re4manonline 10/10/2008
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- Drunk vs Stoner
- Q: What's the difference between a drunk and a stoner? A: A drunk runs a stop sign while a stoner waits for it to turn green.
- re4manonline 10/10/2008
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- New Nursery Rhyme
- Mary had a little snatch... a tennie tiny hole, Johnny couldnt fit it in, with his massive manly pole. he greased her up and squirmed and...
- djohn23 08/22/2008
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- How do Mermaids get high?
- How do mermaids get high? They smoke Seaweed.
- freshsquilla 08/07/2008
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- fishing
- an old man and his grandson go fishing one day. the grandfather decides to pull out a fat purple kush blunt and smoke it. the grandson...
- maedrahum420 07/13/2008
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- hick joke
- how did the little hick girl know her mother was having her period her brothers dick tasted funny
- wsporter115 06/10/2008
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- The Koala and the Lizard
- A koala was sitting in a gum tree...... smoking a joint when a little lizard walked past, looked up and said, 'Hey Koala! What are you...
- MRTurnerRULES 06/07/2008
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- The Penis Disease
- Two terrified men are sitting in a doctors office. Noticing that he is on the verge of a mental breakdown, one man says to the other one "Hey,...
- sidexwalk 06/01/2008
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- Jokes and Quotes about Drugs
- Now MTV does that whole "Rock Against Drugs" shit. Right. Sounds a lot like "Sluts against fucking." -Bob Harris Why did...
- sidexwalk 06/01/2008
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- New Improved Lawnmowers
- One day a lawyer was riding in his limousine when he saw a guy eating grass He told the driver to stop. He got out and asked him, "Why are you...
- showmaster94 03/21/2008
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- blood type
- You smoke so much weed that your blood type is THC Positive
- GurleyMann7 03/13/2008
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