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- I popped my unboxing cherry on a moving roller coaster.
- http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UVeO_Zfjqjc
- nelson83 09/21/2012
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- Pelican
- Strange bird the pelican, it's mouth can hold more then it's belly can.
- nustierleonard 05/04/2012
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- Saran wrapped
- A guy walks INTO a psychiatrist's office covered only in Saran Wrap. He says to the doctor, "I've felt so weird lately, Doc, can you tell me...
- Mis85 04/25/2012
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- More Weird Random and Useless Facts
- It’s possible to die of a broken heart. According to recent studies, it’s possible to die from heart failure after an intense emotional event! It’s...
- deathwish01b 02/09/2012
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- weird and random facts
- Abraham Lincoln’s voice was actually shrill and high. We tend to think of Lincoln as having this great baritone voice that carried into the crowds as...
- deathwish01b 02/01/2012
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- You Must Be A Redneck If...
- You Must Be A Redneck If * You recycle your own toilet paper * Your mom has to shave more times a month than your dad * You see a bill board...
- Filmzies 05/28/2011
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- Great One Liners
- Few women admit their age. Few men act theirs. For every action there is an equal and opposite criticism. For Sale: Parachute. Only used once,...
- AtheisticGod 01/13/2011
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- httpwww.youtube.comwatch?v3wlwZBLobrE
- http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3wlwZBLobrE
- nickvitoalf 01/12/2011
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- Cowboy and Centaur
- A cowboy got thirsty and stopped by a saloon. He tied his horse to a post and went inside. He then ordered a glass of whiskey, soon followed by...
- P00KY 10/26/2010
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- Best Jimmy Kimmel Jokes - 1
- "We need to send a message to Washington, people. This November, I want everyone who believes in basic human rights to touch themselves in the...
- youssef401 09/23/2010
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- Jimmy Kimmel Jokie
- "When our right to masturbate is threatened, that's where I draw the line. What goes on between me in my own bedroom, and car sometimes, is my...
- youssef401 09/23/2010
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- "You may be asking yourself, but am I the right person to go to this rally? The fact that you would even stop to ask yourself that question, as...
- youssef401 09/23/2010
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- "We will gather on the National Mall in Washington, D.C., a million-moderate march where we take to the streets to send a message to our leaders...
- youssef401 09/23/2010
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- Best Late-Night Jokes of 2010 - 8
- ''In Austin, Texas, President Obama told an audience, 'If you want to go forward you put your car in 'D.' If you want to go backward, you put your...
- youssef401 09/22/2010
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- Best Late-Night Jokes of 2010 - 7
- ''You folks been following the big British Petroleum oil spill in the Gulf of Mexico? I'm telling you, British Petroleum has put more birds in oil...
- youssef401 09/22/2010
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- Best Late-Night Jokes of 2010 - 6
- ''Sarah Palin's speaking contract rider requires two first-class tickets from Alaska or a private jet from Alaska, nothing smaller than a Lear 60,...
- youssef401 09/22/2010
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- Best Late-Night Jokes of 2010 - 5
- ''Rush Limbaugh says if the health care bill passes, he will leave the country. The Democrats are upset, because if they knew that, they would have...
- youssef401 09/22/2010
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- ''We will gather on the National Mall in Washington, D.C., a million-moderate march where we take to the streets to send a message to our leaders and...
- youssef401 09/22/2010
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- ''Hosting 'The Tonight Show' has been the fulfillment of a lifelong dream to me. And I want to say to the kids out there watching, you can do...
- youssef401 09/22/2010
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- ''I understand it's not going to be a traditional wedding. Rumor is that Bristol asked Levi to wear his camouflage hunting vest. Which would be the...
- youssef401 09/22/2010
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- ''You know who is on the program tonight? Mitt Romney is here. Mitt Romney is a good-looking Republican from Massachusetts. You know, he's like that...
- youssef401 09/22/2010
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- Best Barack Obama Jokes of All Time - 4
- ''A new Harris poll found that 57 percent of Republicans believe President Obama is a Muslim -- 57 percent. 45 percent believe he was not born in the...
- youssef401 09/22/2010
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- ''President Obama won the 2009 Nobel Peace Prize. The Nobel committee said they wanted to recognize the president's fine work in bringing peace to a...
- youssef401 09/22/2010
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- ''No wonder Obama has gray hair. That was the big story in the paper yesterday, Obama has gray hair. Wow, now his hair isn't black enough.''
- youssef401 09/22/2010
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- ''Many people are complaining, though, that Obama is becoming too scripted. Last night, he was having an intimate moment with Michelle, and she said,...
- youssef401 09/22/2010
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- Disabling Porn
- A guy checked into a hotel and said to the receptionist, "I hope the porn channel in my room is disabled." "No," she said,...
- milestyles55 09/10/2010
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- NYC Parking
- A Women walks into a bank in New York City and asks for the Loan officer. She says she's going to Europe on business for two weeks and needs to...
- joebsobe 08/25/2010
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- Party Hard
- Guy went to his friend's bachelor party. He had one drink too much and fell asleep. When he woke up, he looked at the clock to see it was 4 a.m....
- P00KY 07/05/2010
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- The Body Dwellers
- The Body Dwellers met to have a talk about the dangers of living in a woman's body. "It's so difficult to live in the ear..." - Earwax...
- P00KY 06/16/2010
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- Student Magician
- Student failed the exam. He goes to his professor's office and asks him if he could get another chance. "You failed the exam twice, young...
- P00KY 03/24/2010
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- Get To Work!
- Guy runs into his office, wearing only a hat and carrying a briefcase. His boss stops him and says "What are you doing, Cliff? Do you realize...
- P00KY 03/22/2010
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- go hang a salami, Im a lasagna hog
- This is not a joke, but say this... go hang a salami, Im a lasagna hog Now say it backwards. Spell it backwards if it helps.
- naypah 11/06/2009
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- chicken road
- Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know but the next time he does it, I'm going to freakin' hit him.
- naypah 11/06/2009
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- ginger joke
- what do you call a ginger who`s phone rings, shocked
- demonL77 10/23/2009
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- 20 Most Bizarre Craigslist Ads
- 1) Ralph Nader chair "Yes, that's right. Ralph Nader, perennial Green Party candidate for the U.S. presidency MAY have sat in this very chair!...
- DarthTolkien 09/10/2009
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- Weight loss
- A guy calls a company and orders their 5-day, 10 lb. weight loss program. The next day, theres a knock on the door and there stands before him a...
- BrandonAR 07/18/2009
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- Good Questions
- Here are some good questions. 1)If you had everything in the world, where would you keep it? 2)If you're in a vehicle going the speed of light,...
- floydboy8 05/31/2009
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- Mexican Words Of The Day
- 1. *Cheese* The teacher told Pepito to use the word cheese in a sentence. Pepito replies: Maria likes me, but cheese fat. 2....
- xckxgoaleprcaun 04/14/2009
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