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    • your in trouble

    • An 18 year old girl tells her Mom that she has missed her period for two months. Very worried, the mother goes to the drugstore and buys a...
    • itsbriand_bitch
      Uploaded 01/07/2013
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    • Or What?

    • A man goes to his doctor and complains that his wife hasn't wanted to have sex with him for the past six months. The doctor tells the man to...
    • deathwish01b
      Uploaded 06/13/2012
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    • Short Dirty Jokes!

    • Short Dirty JokesQ: Why doesn't a chicken wear pants?A: Because his pecker is on his head!Q. What did the penis say to the condom?A. Cover me im...
    • shell27
      Uploaded 04/05/2012
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    • CRAZY EXPRESSIONS

    • Expressions are crazy. How about the one, 'What crawled up your ass and died?' That's a strange one; it means a person's in a bad mood or...
    • jedzhonor
      Uploaded 01/06/2012
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    • Strip Club

    • I told Maggie I wanted to go to a strip club. She said this to me, she goes, 'What do you want to go to a strip club for? I'll strip for you.' I...
    • jedzhonor
      Uploaded 01/06/2012
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    • 23 Adult Truths

    • 23 Adult Truths 1 Sometimes I'll look down at my watch 3 consecutive times and still not know what time it is. 2. Nothing sucks more than...
    • PaulLovesAll
      Uploaded 12/09/2011
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    • What Do I Look Like?

    • A newlywed couple moves into their new house. One day the husband comes home from work and his wife says, "Honey, you know, in the upstairs...
    • ImJustAKid
      Uploaded 04/25/2011
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    • gay horse

    • what do gay horses eat heeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeyyyyyyyyyyy
    • daloia
      Uploaded 01/08/2011
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    • Kung Pao

    • What do you get when you cross an owl with a bungee cord? My ass
    • aliasnate
      Uploaded 11/30/2010
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    • Time to start cussing

    • A 6 year old and a 4 year old are upstairs in their bedroom. The 6 year old asks, "You know what? I think it's about time we started...
    • ThomasPHoolery
      Uploaded 04/09/2010
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    • What is God?

    • little boy : mummy is god a girl or a boy? mummy: why god is both girl and boy little boy: mummy is god black or white? mummy: why god...
    • Skool
      Uploaded 01/16/2010
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    • Nuclear Waste

    • Q: What was the most catastrophic nuclear accident? A: When God split Adam and made woman.
    • Wanderer1983
      Uploaded 12/18/2009
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    • 1st grade quiz

    • What is greater than God. More evil than the Devil. The poor have it. The rich don't need it. And if you eat it, you'll die?
    • knightfisher
      Uploaded 12/03/2009
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    • RANDOM

    • What is white and cant climb trees? A fridge
    • stflame
      Uploaded 09/11/2009
      • 1.1k Views
      • 10 Comments
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    • Dyslexic Insomniac

    • Heard this at a pub quiz last night, thought it was quite good. Q: What does an agnostic, dyslexic insomniac do? A: Lies awake all night...
    • rondetto
      Uploaded 06/12/2009
      • 675 Views
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    • Zipper trouble

    • The Boss walked into the Office one morning not knowing that his zipper was down and his fly area was wide open. His Secretary walked up to him...
    • rondetto
      Uploaded 05/22/2009
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    • Little Johnny

    • Little Johnny's preschool class went on a field trip to the fire station. The firefighter giving the presentation held up a smoke detecter and...
    • rondetto
      Uploaded 05/21/2009
      • 493 Views
      • 1 Comments
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    • Swatting flies.

    • A woman walked into the kitchen to find her husband stalking around with a fly swatter "What are you doing?" she asked. "Hunting...
    • rondetto
      Uploaded 05/19/2009
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      • 3 Comments
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    • In the desert.

    • Two Mexicans are stuck in the desert, wandering aimlessly and close to death. They are close to just lying down and waiting for the...
    • rondetto
      Uploaded 05/19/2009
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    • Disorder in the courts.

    • These are from a book called Disorder in the courts, and are things people actually said in court, word for word, taken down and now published by...
    • rondetto
      Uploaded 05/19/2009
      • 878 Views
      • 5 Comments
      • 1 Favorites
    • Or What?

    • A man comes to his doctor and tells him that his wife hasn’t had sex with him for 6 months. The doctor tells the man to bring his wife in so he...
    • danhalen
      Uploaded 05/18/2009
      • 997 Views
      • 6 Comments
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    • pickled bread

    • Q: What's another name for pickled bread? A: Dill dough.
    • nactall
      Uploaded 04/15/2009
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    • What would you do?

    • I had three girlfriends, but wasnt sure which one to marry. So I decided to give each one $5000 and see how each of them spends it. The first...
    • ADLife
      Uploaded 01/28/2009
      • 511 Views
      • 1 Comments
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    • Tell me what I am

    • A snake and a rabbit were racing along a pair of intersecting forest pathways one day, when they collided at the intersection. They immediately...
    • solidsnake4545
      Uploaded 01/19/2009
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    • Nail with a large head

    • An attractive woman decides to hang one of her favorite pictures on her wall and asks her father what she needs to do. He says to hammer a nail...
    • Sutherland_03
      Uploaded 01/10/2009
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    • What If?

    • If you throw a cat out a car window, does it become kitty litter? If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? If you take an Oriental...
    • seeley17
      Uploaded 01/08/2009
      • 969 Views
      • 3 Comments
      • 1 Favorites
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