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- Future Ex-Golfer
- Tim decided to tie the knot with his longtime girlfriend. One evening, after the honeymoon, he was organizing his golfing equipment. His wife was...
- frost1102 05/05/2013
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- Wife beater.
- I always feel bad when i see a woman with two black eyes. She has been told twice, she just doesn't understand.
- awooga 03/13/2013
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- Wife beater.
- I always feel bad when i see a woman with two black eyes. She has been told twice, she just doesn't understand.
- awooga 03/13/2013
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- Stupid women
- I was about to pull out of a parking space when I asked my wife, "Are there any cars approaching?""No," she said, looking out of...
- poityb 07/10/2012
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- Dad Feels The Pain Of Child Labor
- A woman went to the hospital to have her baby. When she was adjusted, the doctor came in and said, We have a new program where the father feels the...
- KojaStilez 06/21/2012
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- Can't Find My Wife
- Two guys, one old and one young, are pushing their carts around at Home Depot when they collide. The old guy says to the young guy, "Sorry...
- deathwish01b 06/12/2012
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- Bad gamble
- I came home from the bar four hours late last night."Where the fuck have you been?" screamed my wife.I said, "I've been playing poker...
- poityb 05/04/2012
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- Just an email note,,
- An Illinois man left the snowballed streets of Chicago for a vacation in Florida. His wife was on a business trip and was planning to meet him there...
- Mis85 04/25/2012
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- Conversation in heaven
- SYLVIA: Hi! Wanda. WANDA: Hi! Sylvia. How'd you die? SYLVIA: I froze to death. WANDA: How horrible! SYLVIA: It wasn't so bad. After I quit...
- Mis85 04/21/2012
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- The Wrath of a Woman
- A woman Police officer pulls over a speeding car. The Officer says, "I clocked you at 80 mph. sir." The driver says, "Gee,...
- ratejokes 04/15/2012
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- The Hammer
- The judge says to a double-homicide defendant, "You're charged with beating your wife to death with a hammer." A voice at the back of the...
- Lucky_Lotto 04/08/2012
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- The Christmas Party
- John, woke up after the annual office Christmas party with a pounding headache and unable to recall the events of the night before. After a trip...
- Lucky_Lotto 04/08/2012
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- Walmart Shopping With The Wife
- A husband and wife are shopping in their local Wal-Mart. The husband picks up a case of Budweiser and puts it in their cart. 'What do you think...
- Lucky_Lotto 04/08/2012
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- Breaking And Entering
- A man went to the police station wishing to speak with the burglar who had broken into his house the night before. "Youll get your chance in...
- Lucky_Lotto 03/28/2012
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- Walmart Shopping With The Wife
- A husband and wife are shopping in their local Wal-Mart. The husband picks up a case of Budweiser and puts it in their cart. 'What do you think...
- fuzzywuzzy666 03/19/2012
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- It could be worse
- There was an old country sheriff who always said, "It could have been worse." No matter what happened, the old sheriff always had the same...
- ussoldier820 03/18/2012
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- Her Body's a Temple
- Patrick O'Malley hoisted his beer and said: "Here's to spending the rest of me life between the legs of me wife!" - and he took home the...
- ussoldier820 03/17/2012
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- "Looks like yours, hun!"
- A guy walks into a doctors office with a 5 iron wrapped around his neck and 2 black eyes. "What happened to you?" asked the doctor....
- rogerb22 03/11/2012
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- Two AAA Batteries
- ONLY A MAN WOULD ATTEMPT THIS Pocket Tazer Stun Gun, a great gift for the wife. A guy who purchased his lovely wife a pocket Tazer for their...
- mybustys 02/17/2012
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- bar joke
- A man in a pub asks for a beer. The barman says, "Sure, that'll be one dollar." "One dollar?" exclaims the man. Reading the...
- itsbriand_bitch 01/14/2012
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- bank robbery
- A guy robs a bank and takes hostages. He says to the first hostage, "Did you see me rob the bank?" The hostage says, "Yes," and...
- itsbriand_bitch 01/13/2012
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- The Perfect Husband Joke
- Several men are in the locker room of a golf club. A cell phone on a bench rings and a man engages the hands free speaker function and begins to...
- KarlosTRFC 12/19/2011
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- The Secretary
- A married man decided to work late to be with his sexy secretary, so he called his wife to make up an excuse. After work he invited his secretary...
- ipaintHER 11/02/2011
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- Never Assume Men Understand
- A man's wife had been in a coma for months and suddenly when the nurses were washing her private parts they noticed the heart monitor change. So they...
- PrintRoomDan 10/07/2011
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- Trick Dog
- Two buddies were sharing drinks while discussing their wives. "Do you and your wife ever do it doggie style?" asked the one....
- bigewalksalone 09/19/2011
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- Car Accident
- A woman and a man get into a car accident, and it's a bad one. Both cars are totally demolished, but amazingly neither of them are hurt. After...
- BadMrFroster 08/25/2011
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- PickUp Line Comebaks
- Man: "Haven't we met before?" Woman: "Yes, I'm the receptionist at the VD Clinic." Man: "Haven't I seen you someplace...
- BadMrFroster 08/25/2011
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- Why Men Cant Win
- If you work too hard, there is never any time for her. If you don't work enough, you're a good-for-nothing bum. If she has a boring repetitive...
- BadMrFroster 08/25/2011
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- Wife Saves Drunk Husband
- After the annual office Christmas party blow-out, John woke up with a pounding headache, cotton-mouthed, and utterly unable to recall the events of...
- BadMrFroster 08/25/2011
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- Wife Has The Last Say
- A husband and his wife who have been married 20 years were doing some yard work. The man was working hard cleaning the BBQ grill while his wife was...
- BadMrFroster 08/25/2011
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- Satan in Church
- A few minutes before the church services started, the townspeople were sitting in their pews and talking. Suddenly, Satan appeared at the front of...
- BadMrFroster 08/24/2011
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- Drug Store
- A young man goes into a drug store to buy condoms. The pharmacist says the condoms come in packs of 3, 9 or 12 and asks which the young man...
- BadMrFroster 08/24/2011
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- Spaghetti On Back LOL
- For several years, a man was having an affair with an Italian woman. One night, she confided in him that she was pregnant. Not wanting to ruin...
- BadMrFroster 08/24/2011
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- Happy Birthday LOL
- Last week was my birthday and I didn’t feel very well waking up on that morning. I went downstairs for breakfast hoping my wife would be pleasant and...
- BadMrFroster 08/24/2011
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- Dying Husbans
- A wealthy merchant of 84 married a 25-year-old fashion model. They had a wonderful honeymoon in Switzerland but, unfortunately, the old boy suffered...
- BadMrFroster 08/24/2011
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- Missing my ex-wife
- People used to always ask me if I missed my ex-wife. I would tell them, "Yes, with the first shot, but the second and third shots were right...
- scubadude 08/17/2011
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- Advice for grooms to be
- I was wondering something. You know the part of the wedding ceremony where the preacher says "til death do you part"? Is this just...
- scubadude 08/05/2011
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- Eavesdropping Wife
- I wasn't planning on buying any dogs or garden tools this past weekend, but when my wife overheard me talking on the phone about picking up some...
- scubadude 07/29/2011
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- Difference between mother and a wife
- Have you ever thought about how similar mothers and wives are? Consider the following: A mother: loves, supports, nurtures, cooks, cleans for...
- scubadude 07/29/2011
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- My late wife
- My late wife always made such an impression on people. The night she died she made quite an impression on the bumper and hood of my car, too.
- scubadude 07/28/2011
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