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    • Future Ex-Golfer
    • Tim decided to tie the knot with his longtime girlfriend. One evening, after the honeymoon, he was organizing his golfing equipment. His wife was...
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    • Wife beater.
    • I always feel bad when i see a woman with two black eyes. She has been told twice, she just doesn't understand.
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    • Wife beater.
    • I always feel bad when i see a woman with two black eyes. She has been told twice, she just doesn't understand.
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    • Stupid women
    • I was about to pull out of a parking space when I asked my wife, "Are there any cars approaching?""No," she said, looking out...
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    • Can't Find My Wife
    • Two guys, one old and one young, are pushing their carts around at Home Depot when they collide. The old guy says to the young guy, "Sorry...
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    • Bad gamble
    • I came home from the bar four hours late last night."Where the fuck have you been?" screamed my wife.I said, "I've been playing...
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    • Just an email note,,
    • An Illinois man left the snowballed streets of Chicago for a vacation in Florida. His wife was on a business trip and was planning to meet him...
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    • Conversation in heaven
    • SYLVIA: Hi! Wanda. WANDA: Hi! Sylvia. How'd you die? SYLVIA: I froze to death. WANDA: How horrible! SYLVIA: It wasn't so bad. After I quit...
    • Mis85 04/21/2012
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    • The Wrath of a Woman
    • A woman Police officer pulls over a speeding car. The Officer says, "I clocked you at 80 mph. sir." The driver says, "Gee,...
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    • The Hammer
    • The judge says to a double-homicide defendant, "You're charged with beating your wife to death with a hammer." A voice at the back of...
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    • The Christmas Party
    • John, woke up after the annual office Christmas party with a pounding headache and unable to recall the events of the night before. After a...
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    • Breaking And Entering
    • A man went to the police station wishing to speak with the burglar who had broken into his house the night before. "Youll get your chance in...
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    • It could be worse
    • There was an old country sheriff who always said, "It could have been worse." No matter what happened, the old sheriff always had the...
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    • Her Body's a Temple
    • Patrick O'Malley hoisted his beer and said: "Here's to spending the rest of me life between the legs of me wife!" - and he took home...
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    • "Looks like yours, hun!"
    • A guy walks into a doctors office with a 5 iron wrapped around his neck and 2 black eyes. "What happened to you?" asked the doctor....
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    • Two AAA Batteries
    • ONLY A MAN WOULD ATTEMPT THIS Pocket Tazer Stun Gun, a great gift for the wife. A guy who purchased his lovely wife a pocket Tazer for...
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    • bar joke
    • A man in a pub asks for a beer. The barman says, "Sure, that'll be one dollar." "One dollar?" exclaims the man. Reading...
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    • bank robbery
    • A guy robs a bank and takes hostages. He says to the first hostage, "Did you see me rob the bank?" The hostage says, "Yes,"...
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    • The Perfect Husband Joke
    • Several men are in the locker room of a golf club. A cell phone on a bench rings and a man engages the hands free speaker function and begins to...
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    • The Secretary
    • A married man decided to work late to be with his sexy secretary, so he called his wife to make up an excuse. After work he invited his...
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    • Trick Dog
    • Two buddies were sharing drinks while discussing their wives. "Do you and your wife ever do it doggie style?" asked the one....
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    • Car Accident
    • A woman and a man get into a car accident, and it's a bad one. Both cars are totally demolished, but amazingly neither of them are hurt....
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    • Why Men Cant Win
    • If you work too hard, there is never any time for her. If you don't work enough, you're a good-for-nothing bum. If she has a boring...
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    • Wife Saves Drunk Husband
    • After the annual office Christmas party blow-out, John woke up with a pounding headache, cotton-mouthed, and utterly unable to recall the events...
    • BadMrFroster 08/25/2011
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    • Wife Has The Last Say
    • A husband and his wife who have been married 20 years were doing some yard work. The man was working hard cleaning the BBQ grill while his wife...
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    • Satan in Church
    • A few minutes before the church services started, the townspeople were sitting in their pews and talking. Suddenly, Satan appeared at the front...
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    • Drug Store
    • A young man goes into a drug store to buy condoms. The pharmacist says the condoms come in packs of 3, 9 or 12 and asks which the young man...
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    • Spaghetti On Back LOL
    • For several years, a man was having an affair with an Italian woman. One night, she confided in him that she was pregnant. Not wanting to...
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    • Happy Birthday LOL
    • Last week was my birthday and I didnít feel very well waking up on that morning. I went downstairs for breakfast hoping my wife would be pleasant...
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    • Dying Husbans
    • A wealthy merchant of 84 married a 25-year-old fashion model. They had a wonderful honeymoon in Switzerland but, unfortunately, the old boy...
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    • Missing my ex-wife
    • People used to always ask me if I missed my ex-wife. I would tell them, "Yes, with the first shot, but the second and third shots were...
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    • Advice for grooms to be
    • I was wondering something. You know the part of the wedding ceremony where the preacher says "til death do you part"? Is this just...
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    • Eavesdropping Wife
    • I wasn't planning on buying any dogs or garden tools this past weekend, but when my wife overheard me talking on the phone about picking up some...
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