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    • WEALTH, WISDOM OR BEAUTY
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    • My job is so fucking unbelievable. I'll try to sum it up by first telling you about the folks I work with: First, there is this supermodel...
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    • Micheal Jackson's Will
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    • Electricity
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    • A friend will...
    • A friend will stop you from overreacting. A best friend will walk beside you giggling and saying "Someone is going to get it!"
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    • Funny Blonde Joke
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    • Q: What did the blond customer say after reading the buxom waitress' name tag? A: "'Debbie'...that's cute. What did you name the other...
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    • Husband Beater.
    • A married man left from work early one Friday afternoon. Instead of going home, however, he squandered the weekend (and his salary) partying with...
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    • will power
    • There were three couples, one elderly, one middle aged, and one newlywed, that wanted to join a church. So the minister tells them that in order...
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    • An elderly woman decided to prepare her will and told her preacher she had two final requests. First, she wanted to be cremated, and second, she...
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