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- Cumming Around a Mountain
- She'll be cumming around a mountain when she cums. She has a geography fetish. Something like that.
- Eazyyy 05/08/2012
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- why i changed hotel rooms last week
- Last week I checked into my hotel in Tampa and was a bit lonely. I thought, I'll call one of those girls you see advertised in phone books like...
- nauj541 04/07/2012
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- Celebrity Q A
- Q. How can you tell if Michael Jackson has company? A. There's a big wheel parked outside his house. Q. What's the difference between Neil...
- fistingu 03/06/2012
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- Chuck Norris Facts
- In ancient China there is a legend that one day a child will be born from a dragon, grow to be a man, and vanquish evil from the land. That man is...
- wap123 09/11/2011
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- WEALTH, WISDOM OR BEAUTY
- An angel appears at a faculty meeting and tells the dean that in return for his unselfish and exemplary behavior, the Lord will reward him with his...
- pappas21 06/29/2011
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- riddle-how do you get out alivie
- you are stuck in a room with only two door to escape. one door has a bunch of ninja's that will kill anyone who enters and the other room has a bunch...
- stewyboy17 03/08/2011
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- Funny joke
- My job is so fucking unbelievable. I'll try to sum it up by first telling you about the folks I work with: First, there is this supermodel...
- jrupert09er 08/28/2009
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- Gone In 15 Sec.
- What do you call an asian car theif?? Tong Tooka Moto
- NUTSANDGUTS 07/14/2009
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- Christmas Time
- What a black kid get for Christmas? YO BIKE!!!
- NUTSANDGUTS 07/14/2009
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- Micheal Jackson's Will
- In Michael Jackson's will, he stated that because he was 99% plastic, he wanted to be melted down into Lego blocks. That way, kids could still play...
- ChaoticFox 06/30/2009
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- Electricity
- Two blondes are talking one asks what do u do when the electricity goes out the other blonde says close the blinds and go to sleep what about u the...
- rokas12 06/26/2009
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- Socialism - Good on Paper, Not in Reality...
- An economics professor at Texas Tech said he had failed very few students but had, once, failed an entire class. That class had insisted that...
- wxb200 04/02/2009
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- Food for Thought - Bull Riding
- Bull riding is an epic battle of wills between man and an angry cheeseburger...
- SuperSpy 02/21/2009
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- white one liners
- What's white and fourteen inches long? Absolutely nothing! What do you call 500,000 white guys jumping out of a plane? Snow. What do you call...
- duke20010 12/18/2008
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- A friend will...
- A friend will help you move. A best friend will help you move bodies.
- DarthTolkien 12/18/2008
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- A friend will...
- A friend will stop you from overreacting. A best friend will walk beside you giggling and saying "Someone is going to get it!"
- DarthTolkien 12/18/2008
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- pirate sex whore boobs tits love
- A pirate walked into a bar. The waiter noticed a wheel in his pants. The waiter said "isn't that uncomfortable." "Tell me about...
- man1of1steel 12/10/2008
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- Funny Blonde Joke
- There was a blonde who found herself sitting next to a Lawyer on an airplane. The lawyer just kept bugging the blonde wanting her to play a game of...
- adc58 09/07/2008
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- Q: What did the blond customer say after reading the buxom waitress' name tag? A: "'Debbie'...that's cute. What did you name the other one?''
- adc58 08/31/2008
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- Husband Beater.
- A married man left from work early one Friday afternoon. Instead of going home, however, he squandered the weekend (and his salary) partying with the...
- Adiosk83r 08/22/2008
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- how did the nerd get laid?
- Lol Monkeys always look!
- nogo 08/18/2008
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- will power
- There were three couples, one elderly, one middle aged, and one newlywed, that wanted to join a church. So the minister tells them that in order to...
- fetismo 08/13/2008
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- Living Will
- Last night, my wife and I were sitting in the living room and I said to her, "I never want to live in a vegetative state, dependent on some...
- heyyyfalcooone 07/09/2008
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- Ash
- An elderly woman decided to prepare her will and told her preacher she had two final requests. First, she wanted to be cremated, and second, she...
- creepingkev 06/30/2008
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- This is stupid
- Knock Knock. Whos there? Shut the. Shut the who? Shut the fuck up, knock knock jokes are gayer than your dads boyfriend....
- beatthedealer 05/15/2008
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