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    • Marathon.

    • I was asked to run a marathon and I said no chance. Then I was told it was for spastic and blind kids and I thought 'Fuck it. I could win that!'
    • awooga
      Uploaded 03/13/2013
      • 272 Views
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    • Mother-in-law love

    • Two men are sitting at a bar when one glances at the TV set and says, "You know, I got a TV just like that for my mother-in-law." The guy next to...
    • badpuppy
      Uploaded 12/22/2012
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    • Death row Bieber song

    • Two convicts, Muggsy and Bugsy, were about to be executed. The warden says to Muggsy, "Do you have a last request?" The condemned man...
    • badpuppy
      Uploaded 12/22/2012
      • 805 Views
      • 1 Comments
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    • inspirational

    • A little boy and his grandfather are raking leaves in the yard. The little boy sees an earthworm trying to get back into its hole. He says,...
    • showmaster94
      Uploaded 04/04/2012
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    • chuck norris

    • chuck norris dosen't need to flush the toilet because he scares the shit out of it.
    • jp1416
      Uploaded 01/31/2011
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    • Woman and Lover

    • A woman and her lover are in the house while the husband is at work. Her nine year old son comes in, and after seeing them making love he hides...
    • AtheisticGod
      Uploaded 01/14/2011
      • 1.1k Views
      • 1 Comments
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    • Great One Liners

    • Few women admit their age. Few men act theirs. For every action there is an equal and opposite criticism. For Sale: Parachute. Only used...
    • AtheisticGod
      Uploaded 01/13/2011
      • 934 Views
      • 5 Comments
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    • Violin shops

    • Three violin manufactures have all done business for years on the same block in the small town of Cremona, Italy. After years of a peaceful...
    • wert89
      Uploaded 11/11/2010
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    • A Room For The Night

    • Many years ago, a Jewish lady named Mrs. Rosenberg was stranded late one night at a fashionable resort on Cape Cod -- one that did not admit...
    • tedrusty
      Uploaded 09/23/2010
      • 385 Views
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    • Blind In Texas

    • There once was a blind man who decided to visit Texas. When he arrived on the plane, he felt the seats and said, "Wow, these seats are...
    • tedrusty
      Uploaded 09/22/2010
      • 434 Views
      • 3 Comments
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    • Seat Hog

    • A man lay sprawled across three entire seats in the posh theatre. When the usher came by and noticed this, he whispered to the man, "Sorry,...
    • tedrusty
      Uploaded 09/22/2010
      • 589 Views
      • 2 Comments
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    • Retirement

    • As we all know, when we hit retirement age we come face to face with the fact that it may be time to relocate. The big question is: where to?...
    • tedrusty
      Uploaded 09/22/2010
      • 474 Views
      • 1 Comments
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    • Pubic Coma

    • A man's wife had been in a coma for several days following a particularly nasty knock on the head. As usual, one of the nurses in the hospital...
    • tedrusty
      Uploaded 09/22/2010
      • 429 Views
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    • Fom All Of Us

    • Two women friends had gone out for a Girls Night Out, and had been decidedly over-enthusiastic on the cocktails. Incredibly drunk and walking...
    • tedrusty
      Uploaded 09/22/2010
      • 258 Views
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    • MotherDaughter threesome

    • I ended up with an older woman last night. She looked pretty good for a 60-year-old. In Fact she wasn't too bad at all, and I found myself...
    • evilblueyoshi
      Uploaded 12/14/2009
      • 3.3k Views
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    • Caution Ownage Ahead

    • volcomelement34: Where do you get your vids from? [8:10pm] UsedCarMan: all over the place www.mylazysundays.com has alot of good ones that...
    • UsedCarMan
      Uploaded 09/06/2009
      • 1.9k Views
      • 8 Comments
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    • All aboard the lol train!

    • UsedCarMan: dood www.loltrain.com [3:03pm] bobbagknoosh: yes [3:03pm] UsedCarMan: epic win [3:03pm] bobbagknoosh: i hate you [3:03pm]...
    • UsedCarMan
      Uploaded 09/04/2009
      • 21.6k Views
      • 4 Comments
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    • epic win

    • Connecting to server... You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: Heya You: Hi You: is it your birthday? Stranger: In a...
    • zenman
      Uploaded 05/27/2009
      • 1.1k Views
      • 4 Comments
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    • The Doctor

    • Once there was a person who studied to be a doctor. He studied so well that he quickly graduated. So he decided to open up a clinic and put a...
    • Dragon5n
      Uploaded 03/17/2009
      • 1.3k Views
      • 8 Comments
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    • Lottery Winner

    • Jacob considers himself to be one of the lucky ones because he’s the only one of his family to have survived two years in a concentration camp....
    • Fuglitious
      Uploaded 12/30/2008
      • 957 Views
      • 3 Comments
      • 0 Favorites
    • Can't Win

    • "I see you were last employed by a psychiatrist," said the employer to the applicant. "Why did you leave?"...
    • markaronhalt
      Uploaded 11/23/2008
      • 864 Views
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    • An Inspirational Story

    • Recently I was asked to play in a golf charity tournament. At first I said, 'Naaahhh!' Then they said to me, "Come on, it's for...
    • milestyles55
      Uploaded 11/10/2008
      • 568 Views
      • 1 Comments
      • 0 Favorites
    • Parking Ticket

    • I went to the store the other day, and I was in there for only about 5 minutes. When I came out there was a motorcycle cop writing a parking...
    • mc03steve
      Uploaded 08/09/2008
      • 1.1k Views
      • 6 Comments
      • 0 Favorites
    • Cancer and Alzheimers

    • An old man gets the test results back from the doctor. "I'm sorry to tell you this but you have cancer." "I...
    • manneklint
      Uploaded 08/05/2008
      • 4.7k Views
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    • YOU GOTTA HAVE FAITH

    • Every year at the state fair Paul entered the lottery for the brand new truck and lost. This year, he told his friend David, he wasn't going to...
    • BIC1559
      Uploaded 07/26/2008
      • 849 Views
      • 4 Comments
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    • Jewish Donation

    • A very old Orthodox Jewish man had just won the lottery. He walked to the lottery center to claim his prize, and the woman there asked him if he...
    • mrsteve0412
      Uploaded 06/27/2008
      • 1.1k Views
      • 5 Comments
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    • 65,000 Question

    • Jane was a first time contestant on the $65,000 quiz show. Lady luck had smiled in her favor, as Jane had a gained substantial lead over her...
    • akn220
      Uploaded 05/29/2008
      • 956 Views
      • 3 Comments
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    • The Motor Home

    • My brother-in-law goes into a restaurant, buys a coffee and sits down to drink it. He looks on the side of his cup and finds a peel off prize. He...
    • ghoul_69
      Uploaded 05/28/2008
      • 527 Views
      • 1 Comments
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    • Queen of Tarts

    • A woman's like a pack of cards. You need a heart to love her. You need a diamond to win her. You need a club to smash her head in. And a spade to...
    • mattqatsi
      Uploaded 05/16/2008
      • 1.1k Views
      • 1 Comments
      • 0 Favorites
    • White Trash Lover

    • A guy meets a girl in a bar and they go back to her apartment. They go into her bedroom, and from left to right, floor to ceiling, there's a...
    • Mikemisat
      Uploaded 04/14/2008
      • 633 Views
      • 0 Comments
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    • No Win Situation

    • A man is convicted of a white collar crime and is sentenced to 20 years in prison. This is a serious problem for this man because he’s not...
    • zezima
      Uploaded 03/20/2008
      • 2.5k Views
      • 8 Comments
      • 2 Favorites
    • Husband Wins the Lottery

    • A man comes home one day and says, "Guess what honey? Pack your bags, I won the lottery!" The wife squeals with delight and says,...
    • cheepcheep
      Uploaded 03/10/2008
      • 6.4k Views
      • 3 Comments
      • 0 Favorites
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