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- God is Wise
- Why did god give women legs? So they wouldn't leave snail trails everywhere.
- yeastybeast 02/10/2012
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- GRANDPA'S WISDOM...
- Grandpa and I were fishing one day... pulled me close and said listen to me closely, if you wana be worry free the rest of your life ... He...
- ezlyf 07/26/2011
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- LEARNING THROUGH THE YEARS
- As I've Matured... I've learned that you cannot make someone love you. All you can do is stalk them and hope they panic and give in... I've...
- Twidget 06/14/2011
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- With old age comes wisdom
- A lawyer and a senior citizen are sitting next to each other on a long flight. The lawyer is thinking that seniors are so dumb that he could get...
- guitarlover 04/12/2011
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- Confucius Says WORDS OF WISDOM
- Confucius Says: Man who scratch ass should not bite fingernails. Man who eat many prunes get good run for money. Baseball is wrong: man with...
- vwjettamcs 03/12/2009
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- Dilbert's Words of Wisdom
- 1.) I can please only one person per day. Today is not your day. Tomorrow isn't looking good either. 2.) I love deadlines. I especially like the...
- thelegendery 01/20/2009
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- The Wisdom of Will Rogers
- Good judgment comes from experience, and a lot of that comes from bad judgment. Lettin' the cat outta the bag is a whole lot easier 'n putting' it...
- dcervenka05 01/18/2009
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- with age comes wisdom
- A guy is 71 years old and loves to fish. He was sitting in his boat the other day when he heard a voice say, 'Pick me up. 'He looked around and...
- lilstutzy 10/22/2008
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- Life Wisdom
- Now that I have a few years on me, here's what I have discovered: * I finally got my head together, now my body is falling apart * I started out...
- ghoul_69 07/14/2008
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- Sex education
- One day a father and his young son are walking in the park. The son spots two people having sex dogie style and, the son asked the father what they...
- dqve17870 04/04/2008
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