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- Wife beater.
- I always feel bad when i see a woman with two black eyes. She has been told twice, she just doesn't understand.
- awooga 03/13/2013
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- Polish Girl and Hockey Player
- What does a Polish girl and a Hockey Player have in common? -They both change pads after three periods.
- Txrower93 02/11/2013
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- Penile Delinquent
- A teacher noticed that a little boy at the back of the class was squirming around, scratching his crotchal area and not paying attention. She went...
- nustierleonard 06/09/2012
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- Dishes
- Q: How do you know when it's your turn to wash the dishes?A: When you look down in your pants and see a vagina.
- nustierleonard 06/02/2012
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- "Diet Pills" by nustier
- Women these days put way too much emphasis on their weight and looks, it65533s craziness. Not every girl can look like Jennifer Lopez. Hell, most...
- nustierleonard 05/16/2012
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- Girlf-hand
- Everyone tells me, you need a girlfriend, you need a girlfriend,Ya know what, I'm as single as a one dollar bill and loving every minute of it. As...
- nustierleonard 05/16/2012
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- Girlf-hand
- Everyone tells me, you need a girlfriend, you need a girlfriend…Ya know what, I’m as single as a one dollar bill and loving every minute of it. As...
- nustierleonard 05/05/2012
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- Beyonce encounter
- So I saw Beyonce at a coffee shop yesterday and she was looking on the ground and all over for something so I asked her what she was looking for. She...
- nustierleonard 05/04/2012
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- Old man confused
- There was a salty old man sitting in a wheel chair at a retirement home one day when this gorgeous young blond woman walks in and says "Today is your...
- nustierleonard 05/04/2012
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- The grow them Bigger in Texas
- A Texan went to Chicago, where he thought he would buy a new "city" outfit. He went into Marshall Fields and, when asked by a sweet young...
- Mis85 04/25/2012
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- "Medical" examination
- "Take off your clothes and lie down on the table" Said the Doctor. The young lady did as she was told reluctantly. "I am just going to...
- Mis85 04/21/2012
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- Honest guy...
- A truckie who has been out on the road for three weeks steps into a brothel outside Kalgoorlie. He walks straight up to the Madam, drops down $500...
- Mis85 04/21/2012
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- Geography of a Woman
- Geography of a Woman Between 18 and 22, a woman is like Africa - half discovered, half wild, fertile and naturally beautiful. Between 23 and...
- Zlima 01/26/2012
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- 0 to 200 in 6 seconds
- Bob was in trouble. He forgot his wedding anniversary. His wife was really pissed. She told him "Tomorrow morning, I expect to find a gift...
- williebe93 01/08/2012
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- One More Black Joke.....
- What's the difference between a dead deer in the road, and a dead black man in the road? The deer has skid marks leading up to it.
- FuckYouBik 11/01/2011
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- Another Black Joke.....
- What do you call a negro who has a regular job, sleeps in the same bed every night, and doesn't rape white women? Inmate #3354990
- FuckYouBik 11/01/2011
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- Why do black people only have nightmares?
- Because the last one to have a dream was shot.
- FuckYouBik 11/01/2011
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- Whats Its Name ?
- This guy walks into a bar and two steps in, he realizes it's a gay bar. "But what the heck," he says, "I really want a...
- BadMrFroster 08/25/2011
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- Car Accident
- A woman and a man get into a car accident, and it's a bad one. Both cars are totally demolished, but amazingly neither of them are hurt. After...
- BadMrFroster 08/25/2011
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- Oldie but Goodie: Purpose of a Woman
- What's the purpose of a woman? To be a life support system for the vagina.
- scubadude 08/22/2011
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- Annoying Wife.
- So a man gets pulled over by a police officer for speeding with his blonde wife in the car..... The officer says " Did you know that you were...
- jcmoney 08/16/2011
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- Why do women take things the wrong way?
- Said to a woman on a brisk winter day that it sure was nippy outside and she slapped me. Asked a bartender pouring me a beer if I could have just a...
- scubadude 08/11/2011
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- Young Girl Penis Education
- A young girl goes into the doctor's office. She says, "Doc, I'm getting married and I'm a little inexperienced, so I'd like to ask you a few...
- KojaStilez 08/01/2011
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- The dating dictionary
- ATTRACTION..... the act of associating horniness with a particular person. LOVE AT FIRST SIGHT ..... what occurs when two extremely horny, but...
- burnt_out 07/19/2011
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- Divorce
- A judge was interviewing a woman regarding her pending divorce, and asked, "What are the grounds for your divorce?" She replied,...
- guitarlover 07/16/2011
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- Joined at the tooth.
- A old woman and her husband interrupted their vacation to go to the dentist. "I want a tooth pulled, and I don't want any pain killers because I'm in...
- 237g 07/14/2011
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- Is it possible? More "no arms, no legs" jokes
- What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the middle of a highway? Mark. What do you call a dog with no legs in the middle of a...
- scubadude 07/13/2011
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- Magic Elevator
- A fifteen year old Amish boy and his father were in a mall. They were amazed by almost everything they saw, but especially by two shiny, silver walls...
- Eish_Ichu_Noht 07/01/2011
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- Neighborly Help
- An 85-year-old man was requested by his doctor for a sperm count as part of his physical exam. The doctor gave the man a jar and said, "Take...
- Eish_Ichu_Noht 07/01/2011
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- Car accident
- A woman wakes up from a coma 2 days after a car accident. The doctor tells her that she'll be ok. She asks the doc if she'll be able to play...
- guitarlover 06/23/2011
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- funny quotes
- -Everyone is entitled to their own opinion. It's just that yours is stupid. -There are no stupid questions, just stupid people. -Everyone has...
- iarebrian 04/20/2011
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- Crowded Subway
- The subway car was packed. It was rush hour, and many people were forced to stand. One particularly cramped woman turned to the man behind her and...
- 11KLBlue 04/15/2011
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- Woman went to Heaven
- A Woman died and when she got to Heaven, she asked St. Peter. "Would it be possible for me to get together with my dear departed Husband? He...
- WILD_THING 04/14/2011
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- An Old Lady Farts In Church
- An old couple is sitting in church one morning, listening to a sermon, when the wife whispers, "I just let out a silent fart. What should I...
- BMMcCarty 02/16/2011
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- Ugliest Baby Ever
- A woman gets on a bus with her baby. The bus driver says: “That’s the ugliest baby that I’ve ever seen. Ugh!” The woman goes to the rear of the bus...
- ThomasPHoolery 02/04/2011
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- Why women wear makeup
- Why do women wear makeup & perfume? Because they're ugly, and they stink. -Ted Bundy
- milf_magnet 02/03/2011
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- Ugly Woman In Heaven
- Three men were waiting at Heaven's Gate. St. Peter says, "OK, guys, pretty much anything goes up here, but whatever you do, never lie, or you...
- smallkaz 01/30/2011
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- impossible to please
- A group of girlfriends is on vacation when they see a 5-story hotel with a sign that reads: "For Women Only." Since they are without their...
- kishandobaria 01/15/2011
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