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    • impossible to please
    • A group of girlfriends is on vacation when they see a 5-story hotel with a sign that reads: "For Women Only." Since they are without...
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    • how many womans?
    • After three years of marriage, Kim was still questioning her husband about his lurid past. "C'mon, tell me," she asked for the...
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    • Blonde painter
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    • Tatooed girls
    • I always look for a woman who has a tattoo. I see a woman with a tattoo, and I’m thinking, okay, here’s a gal who’s capable of making a decision...
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    • Baked Beans
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    • One Girl, One Dog
    • A woman goes to her boyfriend’s parents’ house for dinner. This is to be her first time meeting the family and she is very nervous. They all sit...
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    • White Hummer
    • A genie grants a redneck one wish. Guy thinks about it and says to the genie, "I want a white hummer with lots of chrome". Genie says...
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    • man hits a woman
    • A man is driving his car and he hits a woman, whos fault is it? the man's duh, whats he doing driving in the kitchen
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    • Ducked Up
    • Two women die and go to heaven. St. Peter explains, "We have one rule: Don't step on the ducks!" When the first woman steps on one, St....
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    • Geography of a Woman
    • GEOGRAPHY OF A WOMAN Between 18 and 22, a woman is like Africa - half discovered, half wild, fertile and naturally beautiful. Between 23...
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    • What Is A Woman?
    • What Is a Woman? A real woman is a man's best friend. She will never stand him up and never let him down. She will reassure him when he feels...
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    • Sexy Drunken Woman
    • A super elegant, beautiful and sexy playmate came out from a bar with a high level of alcohol in her system.While walking towards her expensive...
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    • Hot Air Balloon
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    • My Method
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    • Guess my Age
    • A man decides to have a face-lift for his birthday. He spends $5,000 and feels really good about the results. On his way home, he stops at a...
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    • Free Beer
    • A new guy in town walks into a bar and reads a sign that hangs over the bar... FREE BEER! FREE BEER FOR THE PERSON WHO CAN PASS THE TEST! So the...
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    • Anatomy
    • Why do women have two holes? So you can pick them up like a six-pack and leave when its time to go home.
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    • The Stranger
    • Charlie walks into the bar he always hangs out in. He walks up to the bartender, who he knows, and orders a beer. He looks around for a seat and...
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    • Sexy woman at gynecologist.
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    • Backyard lovin'
    • A man from the Internal Revenue Service knocks on a door and it’s opened by a little boy. The man asks the boy, “Where is your mother?” The boy...
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    • Pregnant lady
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    • Reality
    • Q. What is the definition of “making love”? A. Something a woman does while a man is fucking her.
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    • For her pleasure
    • Q. Have you heard about the new super-sensitive condoms? A. They hang around after the man leaves and talks to the woman.
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    • Sex Addiction
    • Late at night this guy runs into a pub and gets a glass of water from the bartender. The guy drinks it in one gulp then asks for a second glass....
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    • Statues in the Park
    • There are two statues in a park; one of a nude man and one of a nude woman. They had been facing each other across a pathway for a hundred years,...
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    • Sleeping in Church
    • Wilma and her husband Barney go to church every Sunday, and during the service Barney falls asleep. One afternoon Wilma goes to the priest and...
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    • licking ass
    • A woman goes into a restaurant in a small town out in the country. She orders the chicken and starts to eat. Eating too fast she starts to choke...
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    • eHarmony.com
    • I was just kicked off of eHarmony.com. It seems 'My dick.' is NOT an acceptable answer to the question :'What do you want most in a woman?' Go...
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    • Zen for pandanate
    • 1. SAVE THE WHALES. COLLECT THE WHOLE SET. 2. A DAY WITHOUT SUNSHINE IS LIKE... NIGHT. 3. ON THE OTHER HAND, YOU HAVE DIFFERENT...
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    • The Pickle cutter
    • A MAN WORKED FOR MANY YEARS AT A CANNING FACTORY ONE DAY, HE CONFESSED TO HIS WIFE THAT HE WAS POSSESSED BY A TERRIBLE OBSESSION: AN...
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    • Never Piss off a Woman
    • A wife came home just in time to find her husband in bed with another woman. With super-human strength borne of fury, she dragged him down the...
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