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    • Never cheat on a country woman!
    • A Country wife came home just in time to find her husband in bed with another woman. With super-human strength, borne of fury, cutting firewood,...
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    • Sexual Assault
    • One morning, the husband returns the boat to their lakeside cottage after several hours of fishing and decides to take a nap. Although not...
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    • A bottle of wine!
    • A woman and a man are involved in a car accident on a snowy, icy cold night. It's a bad one...both of their cars are totally demolished....
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    • WWJD?
    • One day, there was a catastrophic event which caused all living creatures on earth to die. To sort things out, everyone went to heaven. God...
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    • Broken old boat
    • Joe and John were identical twins. Joe owned an old dilapidated boat and kept pretty much to himself. One day he rented out his boat to a group...
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    • Life Altering Accident
    • A man wakes up in the hospital bandaged from head to foot. The doctor comes in and says, "Ah, I see you've regained consciousness. Now you...
    • matman747 01/25/2010
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    • The Homeless Woman
    • A woman was walking down the street. Without warning, she was accosted by a particularly dirty and shabby-looking homeless woman who asked her...
    • Skool 01/15/2010
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    • Out on the Lake
    • One morning, a husband returns after several hours of fishing and decides to take a nap inside. Although not familiar with the lake, his wife...
    • xxfregiltxx 01/14/2010
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    • Because I'm a man
    • Because I'm a Man Because I'm a man, when I lock my keys in the car, I will fiddle with a coat hanger long after hypothermia has set in....
    • guinness13494 01/10/2010
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    • Vatican Press Release
    • Vatican Press Release: "Be all Women informed that lying in bed, naked, entangled with somebody and screaming: *Oh my God* *Oh my God* *Oh...
    • caroldaniel67 01/05/2010
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    • A man's wish
    • One day a fisherman was out at sea, when he snares a tiny little gold fish. Looking up at him the goldfish speaks, telling him "I'll grant...
    • sange 12/16/2009
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    • Why god?
    • Man: "God, why you make woman so beautiful?" God: "So you would love her." Man: "But God, why you make her so...
    • ImXspade 12/08/2009
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    • Dogs, Men and Women
    • DOG PROPERTY LAWS 1. If I like it, it's mine. 2. If it's in my mouth, it's mine. 3. If I can take it from you, it's mine. 4. If I had it...
    • aablueangel 11/20/2009
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    • Three pregnant woman
    • 3 Pregnant women sitting knitting... The first takes a handful of pills and continues. The second asks what are the pills you are...
    • guinness13494 11/09/2009
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    • Face Lift
    • A man decides to have a face-lift for his birthday. He spends $5,000 and feels really good about the results. On his way home, he stops at a...
    • yuristache 10/29/2009
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    • Gotta Pee
    • Two women friends had gone for a girl's night out. Both were very faithful and loving wives, however they had gotten over-enthusiastic on the...
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    • The Husband Store
    • A store that sells husbands has opened in New York City , where a woman may go to choose a husband. Among the instructions at the entrance is a...
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    • Romance Mathematics
    • ROMANCE MATHEMATICS Smart man + smart woman = romance Smart man + dumb woman = affair Dumb man + smart woman = marriage Dumb...
    • roxanna_us 10/09/2009
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    • Couple in bed
    • A couple is in bed; the man rubs the womans arm, she says no sex, have a gynecologist appointment tomorrow and want to be fresh. Later he taps...
    • the_dream_35 10/07/2009
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    • It's Dark In Here
    • A married woman is having an affair. Whenever her lover comes over, she puts her nine year old son in the closet.One day the woman hears a car...
    • thedeacon 09/29/2009
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    • Teaching a Woman Golf
    • A woman turns up to a golf lesson in all white, with cleats and fantastic drivers. The professional teaching her said "Okay show me your...
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    • woman joke
    • As an airplane is about to crash, a female passenger jumps up frantically and announces, "If I'm going to die, I want to die feeling like a...
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    • Funeral upset
    • An old woman is upset at her husbands funeral. "You have him in a brown suit and I wanted him in a blue suit" The mortician says...
    • guinness13494 09/08/2009
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    • Old womans boobs
    • An old womans boobs were talking one day and one boob said to the other, "If we don't get some support people are gunna think we're...
    • hacheta 09/06/2009
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    • 1000 lbs of Dynamite
    • A large, powerfully-built guy meets a woman at a bar. After a number of drinks, they agree to go back to his place. As they are making out in...
    • earthwormjerm 08/28/2009
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    • Face-lifts
    • "I don't plan to grow old gracefully. I plan to have face-lifts until my ears meet."
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    • Kinky Sex
    • A man and a woman are sitting side by side at a bar getting really wasted. They are both really depressed. The man asks the woman why she's so...
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