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    • What a Woman Says/Man Hears

    • What a woman says... This place is a mess! C'mon! You and I need to clean up! Your stuff is lying on the floor and You'll have no clothes...
    • yuri_vaultin
      Uploaded 02/26/2009
      • 721 Views
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    • You must be single...

    • A woman was unloading her items on the conveyor belt to check out at the supermarket when a drunk standing behind her watched as she placed the...
    • yuri_vaultin
      Uploaded 02/25/2009
      • 556 Views
      • 4 Comments
      • 0 Favorites
    • Lonely woman

    • A newly widowed woman decides that its time to move on in her life and she needs to find another man. So she goes online and post a picture of...
    • Whiskeybeard
      Uploaded 02/21/2009
      • 1.2k Views
      • 5 Comments
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    • Needs

    • Husband and wife are getting all snugly in bed. The passion is heating up. But then the wife stops and says, "I don' t feel like it. I...
    • nspizzl
      Uploaded 02/16/2009
      • 815 Views
      • 4 Comments
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    • Do You Know Me?

    • A guy goes to the supermarket and notices an attractive woman waving at him. She says hello. He's rather taken aback because he can't place where...
    • Syrus
      Uploaded 02/12/2009
      • 1k Views
      • 3 Comments
      • 0 Favorites
    • Shopping At Its Worst

    • A woman was in town on a shopping trip. She began her day finding the most perfect shoes in the first shop and a beautiful dress on sale in the...
    • Syrus
      Uploaded 02/12/2009
      • 973 Views
      • 1 Comments
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    • Ping-pong balls.

    • There were three men at a bar. One was hard of hearing. They were all sitting around having a good time when suddenly a beautiful woman walks...
    • stevknd2
      Uploaded 02/11/2009
      • 4.7k Views
      • 4 Comments
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    • Ping-pong balls.

    • There were three men at a bar. One was hard of hearing. They were all sitting around having a good time when suddenly a beautiful woman walks...
    • stevknd2
      Uploaded 02/11/2009
      • 4.7k Views
      • 4 Comments
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    • Male Chauvinist on Ebaums.

    • What's the definition of a male chauvinist pig (Like most of us here on Ebams)? A man who hates every bone in a woman's body, except his own.
    • mortgagemescott
      Uploaded 02/11/2009
      • 861 Views
      • 1 Comments
      • 0 Favorites
    • How to pick up women

    • A guy is walking past a bus stop and says to a woman "Can I smell your puss?" "Go away, no you can't smell my puss!" the...
    • mortgagemescott
      Uploaded 02/11/2009
      • 1.5k Views
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    • Make me feel like a woman!

    • A plane was about to crash - a female passenger jumps frantically and yells, "If I'm going to die, then I want to die feeling like a...
    • tmy1122
      Uploaded 02/10/2009
      • 1.6k Views
      • 1 Comments
      • 0 Favorites
    • which gender should your PC be

    • Here are the top ten reasons why they have to be male. They have a lot of data, but they're still clueless. A better model is just around...
    • dcervenka05
      Uploaded 02/09/2009
      • 564 Views
      • 1 Comments
      • 0 Favorites
    • Old Mother

    • With the help of a fertility specialist, a 65 year old woman has a baby. All her relatives come to visit and meet the newest member of their...
    • dcervenka05
      Uploaded 02/07/2009
      • 685 Views
      • 2 Comments
      • 0 Favorites
    • Ranger Danger

    • The Lone Ranger was ambushed and captured by an enemy Indian war party. The Indian Chief proclaims "So, you are the great Lone Ranger. In...
    • dcervenka05
      Uploaded 02/06/2009
      • 1.6k Views
      • 6 Comments
      • 0 Favorites
    • Breakfast

    • She was in the kitchen doing two minute soft boiled eggs for breakfast. He walks in and asks "What's for breakfast?" She turns...
    • dcervenka05
      Uploaded 02/05/2009
      • 569 Views
      • 0 Comments
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    • UGLY

    • An ugly man walks into his local pub with a big grin on his face. "What are you so happy about?" Asked the barman. "Well,...
    • milestyles55
      Uploaded 02/03/2009
      • 714 Views
      • 1 Comments
      • 0 Favorites
    • Peper

    • A man and a woman were sitting beside each other in the first class Section of an airplane. The woman sneezed, took...
    • Mrs_Swindell
      Uploaded 02/03/2009
      • 783 Views
      • 2 Comments
      • 0 Favorites
    • Small Town Utah

    • This woman is driving into a small Utah town and slams on the brakes as a coyote runs across the road in front of her. Just as she regains her...
    • dcervenka05
      Uploaded 02/02/2009
      • 870 Views
      • 1 Comments
      • 0 Favorites
    • Man's Discoveries

    • Man discovered weapons, invented hunting. Woman discovered hunting, invented furs. Man discovered colors, invented painting. Woman...
    • djohn23
      Uploaded 01/30/2009
      • 946 Views
      • 2 Comments
      • 0 Favorites
    • Blind Man

    • A beautiful woman was home alone, taking a shower. Just as she finished her shower, she heard a knock at her door. 'Who's there?', she...
    • finch460
      Uploaded 01/30/2009
      • 1.8k Views
      • 0 Comments
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    • Human Body Statistics

    • It takes your food seven seconds to get from your mouth to your stomach. One human hair can support 3 kg (6 lb). The average man's penis...
    • xxyzz
      Uploaded 01/30/2009
      • 5.2k Views
      • 0 Comments
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    • Dangerous Words Women Use

    • (1) Fine: This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up. (2) Five Minutes: If she is getting...
    • xxyzz
      Uploaded 01/30/2009
      • 1.3k Views
      • 0 Comments
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    • 50 Bucks

    • A man is sitting in a bar when a beautiful woman walks up and whispers in his ear, "I'll do anything you want for 50 bucks." He puts...
    • dcervenka05
      Uploaded 01/28/2009
      • 832 Views
      • 4 Comments
      • 0 Favorites
    • How To Shower

    • How To Shower Like a Woman: Take off clothing and place it in sectioned laundry hamper according to lights and darks. Walk to bathroom...
    • Mapuche38
      Uploaded 01/27/2009
      • 548 Views
      • 2 Comments
      • 0 Favorites
    • a comical pick up line

    • Guy: excuse me ma'am you appear to have something on your chest. Unsuspecting woman: Oh my goodness what is it? Guy: my EYES!!!
    • superbest
      Uploaded 01/27/2009
      • 765 Views
      • 2 Comments
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    • A terrible accident.

    • A married couple was in a terrible accident where the woman's face was severely burned. The doctor told the husband that they couldn't graft any...
    • Riley
      Uploaded 01/23/2009
      • 487 Views
      • 0 Comments
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    • Faster than a speeding bullet

    • Superman was flying over a nude beach when he noticed Wonder Woman sunbathing. Being faster than a speeding bullet he decides that he can screw...
    • Phexieus
      Uploaded 01/22/2009
      • 1.3k Views
      • 4 Comments
      • 0 Favorites
    • pet frog

    • An attractive woman entered a pet shop. When the clerk offered assistance, she explained that she was recently divorced, and was looking for a...
    • dcervenka05
      Uploaded 01/21/2009
      • 1.9k Views
      • 5 Comments
      • 1 Favorites
    • Tampons

    • Q. What did one tampon say to the other? A. Nothin! They were stuck up bitches.
    • Jackassory1982
      Uploaded 01/21/2009
      • 582 Views
      • 6 Comments
      • 0 Favorites
    • Marriage, Before and After

    • Husband and wife... BEFORE MARRIAGE: Husband - Aaah! ...At last! I can hardly wait! Wife - Do you want me to leave? Husband - No! Don't...
    • yuri_vaultin
      Uploaded 01/21/2009
      • 1.6k Views
      • 8 Comments
      • 2 Favorites
    • woman are like phones

    • Women R like phones they like 2 B held, talked 2 & touched often. But, push the wrong button & your ass is disconnected.
    • KingCity
      Uploaded 01/19/2009
      • 360 Views
      • 0 Comments
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    • Have a little raisin bread

    • A general store owner hires a young female clerk with a penchant for very short skirts. One day a young man enters the store, glances at the...
    • Riley
      Uploaded 01/18/2009
      • 708 Views
      • 3 Comments
      • 0 Favorites
    • Student Project.

    • A man entered a restaurant and bar and sat himself at the bar for a drink. He noticed a beautiful girl at the other end of the bar seemingly...
    • Riley
      Uploaded 01/18/2009
      • 518 Views
      • 2 Comments
      • 0 Favorites
    • In church

    • There is a girl walking up the stairs in a church one day. As the priest is walking by, he looks up and notices that this girl is not wearing any...
    • Riley
      Uploaded 01/18/2009
      • 745 Views
      • 4 Comments
      • 0 Favorites
    • Anal glaucoma

    • A woman calls her boss one morning and tells him that She is staying home because she is not feeling well. "What's the matter?" he...
    • DarthTolkien
      Uploaded 01/18/2009
      • 753 Views
      • 2 Comments
      • 0 Favorites
    • French fighter pilot

    • Pierre, a brave French fighter pilot, takes his girlfriend, Marie, out for a pleasant little picnic by the River Seine. It's a beautiful day and...
    • Riley
      Uploaded 01/18/2009
      • 1.2k Views
      • 6 Comments
      • 0 Favorites
    • Who wears the pants.

    • A young couple just married were in their honeymoon suite on their wedding night. As they undressed for bed the husband who was a big bully...
    • Riley
      Uploaded 01/18/2009
      • 555 Views
      • 1 Comments
      • 0 Favorites
    • Greek vs. Irishman

    • A Greek and an Irishman were sitting in a Starbuck's cafe one day discussing who had the superior culture. Over triple lattes the Greek guy...
    • Riley
      Uploaded 01/18/2009
      • 2.2k Views
      • 12 Comments
      • 0 Favorites
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