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    • Perspective of Women
    • (A Man's Perspective) I know I'm not going to understand women...... I'll never understand how you can take boiling hot wax, pour it onto...
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    • Men vs. Women
    • 1. NAMES If Jane, Linda, Elizabeth and Barbara go out for lunch, they will call each other Jane, Linda, Elizabeth and Barbara. If Mark, Chris,...
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    • New Diet Plan for Men
    • A new diet plan for men A guy calls a company and orders their 5-day, 10 lb. weight loss program. The next day, there's a...
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    • Potato Prostitute
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    • The Husband Store
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    • Ads posted
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    • Retards Can read.
    • Not every flower can say love, but a rose did. Not every plant can survive thirst, but a cactus did. Not every retard can read, but look at u go!
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    • Smartest women
    • A plane with 4 passengers is about to crash, but has only three parachutes. The first passenger says "I'm Kobe Bryant, the best NBA...
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    • Texas Germans
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    • roxanna_us 10/19/2009
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    • Replace the Ole Bag
    • A wise man once said, "u should treat your woman like your vacuum cleaner. When she stops sucking, replace the fuckin bag"
    • roxanna_us 10/17/2009
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    • Swine flu bitch
    • Forget swine flu ive got bitch flu. Symptoms include temper tantrums runaway mouth, ability to kill with one look & long term not givin a shit
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    • Being Happy Married
    • HAPPINESS To be happy with a man, you must understand him a lot and love him a little. To be happy with a woman, you must love...
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    • Shopping Math
    • SHOPPING MATH A man will pay $20 for a $10 item he needs. A woman will pay $10 for a $20 item that she doesn't need.
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    • Romance Mathematics
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    • The Ultimate Women
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    • Men are like!!!!
    • Men are like.... 1. Men are like Laxatives . They irritate the crap out of you. 2 Men are like. Bananas . The older they get, the less...
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    • Tough Being A Guy
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    • Blond Joke
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    • His And Her ATMs
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    • It's science
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    • You will be punished
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    • Ducks In Heaven
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    • Women
    • How Many women does it take to change a light bulb? None, they will just sit in the dark and bitch about it.
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    • Face-lifts
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    • Dining Room Skylight
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    • plane crash
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