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- Why it's better to be a Woman! 1. We got off the Titanic first. 2. We get to flirt with systems support men who always return our calls, and...
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- To the women who work in my office... I hate you
- Girl with the bright blonde weave who works in reception- I dont know how you got your job, you are so uneducated it makes me sick. Did you graduate...
- Frankielike 11/09/2009
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- Perspective of Women
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- thelegendery 11/09/2009
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- what women would do if they had a penis for a day
- 10. Get ahead faster in corporate America. 9. Get a blow job. 8. Find out what is so fascinating about beating the meat. 7. Pee standing up...
- dimes138 11/07/2009
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- Men vs. Women
- 1. NAMES If Jane, Linda, Elizabeth and Barbara go out for lunch, they will call each other Jane, Linda, Elizabeth and Barbara. If Mark, Chris, Eric...
- NorCali 11/06/2009
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- New Diet Plan for Men
- A new diet plan for men A guy calls a company and orders their 5-day, 10 lb. weight loss program. The next day, there's a...
- Dawnthief 11/01/2009
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- Potato Prostitute
- Potato Prostitute Two little potatoes are standing on the street corner. One is a prostitute... How can you tell which one is the...
- roxanna_us 10/31/2009
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- The Husband Store
- A store that sells husbands has opened in New York City , where a woman may go to choose a husband. Among the instructions at the entrance is a...
- maiorano84 10/26/2009
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- Ads posted
- These classified ads were really put in the paper. FREE YORKSHIRE TERRIER. 8 years old. Hateful little bastard....
- roxanna_us 10/22/2009
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- Retards Can read.
- Not every flower can say love, but a rose did. Not every plant can survive thirst, but a cactus did. Not every retard can read, but look at u go!
- roxanna_us 10/20/2009
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- Smartest women
- A plane with 4 passengers is about to crash, but has only three parachutes. The first passenger says "I'm Kobe Bryant, the best NBA...
- Frankielike 10/19/2009
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- Texas Germans
- Texas Germans Near Fredericksburg , Texas , where there is a large German speaking...
- roxanna_us 10/19/2009
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- Replace the Ole Bag
- A wise man once said, "u should treat your woman like your vacuum cleaner. When she stops sucking, replace the fuckin bag"
- roxanna_us 10/17/2009
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- Swine flu bitch
- Forget swine flu ive got bitch flu. Symptoms include temper tantrums runaway mouth, ability to kill with one look & long term not givin a shit
- roxanna_us 10/15/2009
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- Subject Drug Warning
- Police are warning all men who frequent clubs, partygoers and unsuspecting pub regulars to be alert and stay cautious when offered a drink from any...
- thelegendery 10/12/2009
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- How to stop people from saying you are next
- HOW TO STOP PEOPLE FROM BUGGING YOU ABOUT GETTING MARRIED Old aunts used to come up to me at weddings, poking me in the ribs and cackling,...
- roxanna_us 10/09/2009
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- Discussion Technique in marriage
- DISCUSSION TECHNIQUE A woman has the last word in any argument. Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument.
- roxanna_us 10/09/2009
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- Propensity to Change in marriage
- PROPENSITY TO CHANGE A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn't. A man marries a woman expecting that she won't...
- roxanna_us 10/09/2009
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- Longevity and being married
- LONGEVITY Married men live longer than single men do, but married men are a lot more willing to die.
- roxanna_us 10/09/2009
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- Being Happy Married
- HAPPINESS To be happy with a man, you must understand him a lot and love him a little. To be happy with a woman, you must love her a...
- roxanna_us 10/09/2009
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- Shopping Math
- SHOPPING MATH A man will pay $20 for a $10 item he needs. A woman will pay $10 for a $20 item that she doesn't need.
- the_dream_35 10/09/2009
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- Romance Mathematics
- ROMANCE MATHEMATICS Smart man + smart woman = romance Smart man + dumb woman = affair Dumb man + smart woman = marriage Dumb man...
- roxanna_us 10/09/2009
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- The Ultimate Women
- The Ultimate Womans' Quote "Whatever you give a woman, she will make greater. If you give her sperm, she'll give you a baby. ...
- roxanna_us 10/09/2009
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- Men are like!!!!
- Men are like.... 1. Men are like Laxatives . They irritate the crap out of you. 2 Men are like. Bananas . The older they get, the less firm...
- roxanna_us 10/09/2009
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- Tough Being A Guy
- It's Touch Being a Guy If you buy her flowers, you're after something. If you don't, you're not thoughtful. If you're proud of your...
- roxanna_us 10/09/2009
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- Blond Joke
- BLONDE JOKE Two blond girls were working for the city public works department. One would dig a hole and the other would follow behind her and...
- roxanna_us 10/08/2009
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- His And Her ATMs
- HIS: 1. Pull up to ATM 2. Insert card 3. Enter PIN number and account 4. Take cash, card and receipt HER: 1. Pull up to ATM 2. Check...
- thelegendery 09/29/2009
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- It's science
- Yesterday scientists revealed that beer contains small traces of female hormones. To prove their theory, the scientists fed 100 men 12 pints of beer...
- thedeacon 09/25/2009
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- You will be punished
- Three guys were on a trip to Saudi Arabia. One day, they stumbled into a harem tent filled with over 100 beautiful women. They started getting...
- ghoul_69 09/17/2009
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- Ducks In Heaven
- Three women all die in a car crash and go to Heaven on the same day. They are waiting at the gate when St. Pete arrives and greets them,...
- thelegendery 09/16/2009
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- Black Women
- Who are the two most famous black women in history? Aunt Jemima and Mother Fucker
- rockzilla411 09/13/2009
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- Women's View of Dogs and Men
- How Dogs and Men Are the Same: 1.) Both take up too much space on the bed. 2.) Both have irrational fears about vacuum cleaning. 3.) Both...
- thelegendery 08/30/2009
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- I just know that every man will love
- 'If women are so perfect at multi-tasking, how come they can't have a headache and sex at the same time?
- Borm_Diddy 08/24/2009
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- Women
- How Many women does it take to change a light bulb? None, they will just sit in the dark and bitch about it.
- shoremen19 08/23/2009
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- Face-lifts
- "I don't plan to grow old gracefully. I plan to have face-lifts until my ears meet."
- CrazyDoc 08/22/2009
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- Dining Room Skylight
- A rather well proportioned young lady, Joan, spent almost all of her vacation sunbathing on the roof of the hotel. She wore a bathing suit the...
- thelegendery 08/14/2009
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- womens watches
- why don't women were watches? CUZ THERE'S A CLOCK ON THE STOVE!
- kbear 08/12/2009
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- Why Don't Women Fart? They Don't Shut Up Long Enough To Build Up Any Pressure!
- UsedCarMan 08/03/2009
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- Wedding Dream
- Why Do Bride's Wear White? Match the Appliance!!!!!
- NUTSANDGUTS 07/22/2009
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- plane crash
- As an airplane is about to crash, a female passenger jumps up frantically and announces, "If I'm going to die, I want to die feeling like a...
- popdaddy123 07/03/2009
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