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- The Lone Ranger
- So the indians finally catch the lone ranger and tell him he has 3 days before they kill him. The indian chief says 'lone ranger, you have 3 days...
- unzippingMyFLy 03/28/2013
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- Black man and Genie
- A black man knew he had it made when the old brass bottle he found in his backyard turned out to have a genie in it. Any three wishes he wanted would...
- TheOneAnOnly 08/09/2012
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- Talented Dog
- A local business was looking for office help. They put a sign in the window, stating the following: "HELP WANTED. Must be able to type, must be...
- Lucky_Lotto 03/28/2012
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- The Secretary
- A married man decided to work late to be with his sexy secretary, so he called his wife to make up an excuse. After work he invited his secretary...
- ipaintHER 11/02/2011
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- Prison vs. Work
- Prison vs. Work IN PRISON: You spend the majority of your time in an 8 x 10 cell. AT WORK: You spend most of your time in a 6 x 8 cubicle. IN...
- partydude023 09/28/2011
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- Bin Man
- I was nervous about starting my new job as a bin man, but in the end it was ok....i just picked it up as i went along
- dayzedpioneer 09/14/2011
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- Mirror Factory
- When i grew up i knew i was going to work in a mirror factory...it was a job i always saw myself doing
- dayzedpioneer 09/14/2011
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- My Dad
- I didn't believe the rumours that my dad had been mugging lollipop men....but when i got home all the signs were there.
- dayzedpioneer 09/14/2011
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- Wife Saves Drunk Husband
- After the annual office Christmas party blow-out, John woke up with a pounding headache, cotton-mouthed, and utterly unable to recall the events of...
- BadMrFroster 08/25/2011
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- Blonde's Dead Mom
- Sally goes to work one morning crying her eyes out. Her boss, concerned about his employee, walks over to her and asks sympathetically, "What's...
- iRaid 07/07/2011
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- Stake Out Line
- Female co-worker Jane- I always wanted to be a cop. Employee- Hey Jane, we should go on a stake out. Female co-worker Jane- really!!!?? Employee-...
- durfkin15 06/23/2011
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- Life Lesson - The Power of Bullshit
- A turkey was chatting with a bull “I would love to be able to get to the top of that tree,” sighed the turkey, but I haven’t got the energy.” “Well,...
- FuckUSAFA 04/13/2011
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- Life Lesson - Lazy Rabbit
- A crow was sitting on a tree, doing nothing all day. A rabbit asked him,”Can I also sit like you and do nothing all day long?” The crow answered:...
- FuckUSAFA 04/13/2011
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- Life Lesson - Priest and Nun
- A priest offered a lift to a Nun. She got in and crossed her legs, forcing her gown to reveal a leg. The priest nearly had an accident. After...
- FuckUSAFA 04/13/2011
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- Life Lesson - Its best to be last
- A sales rep, an administration clerk, and the manager are walking to lunch when they find an antique oil lamp. They rub it and a Genie comes out. The...
- FuckUSAFA 04/13/2011
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- What do you get?
- Q: What do you get when you cross a gay Eskimo with a niqqer? A: A snowblower that won't work.
- ThomasPHoolery 02/28/2011
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- Letter of Resignation
- Dear Mr. Doe, It saddens me to inform you of my resignation from this company. To be honest I was torn up about this...
- Urbanus1234 01/03/2011
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- My Work History
- • My first job was working in an orange juice factory, but I got canned...couldn't concentrate. • Then I worked in the woods as a lumberjack, but...
- wyattearp 12/16/2010
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- Down-sizing
- Boss: (to employee) - Experts say humor on the job relieves tension in this time of down-sizing, Knock, Knock. Employee: Who's there? Boss: Not...
- Mikey_ny 12/09/2010
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- Mailman's Last Day Surprise
- It was the mailman's last day on the job after 35 years of carrying the mail through all kinds of weather to the same neighborhood. When he arrived...
- Grifmoe 11/11/2010
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- Stoopid employee again
- The new employee stood in front of the paper shredder looking confused. "Need some help?" a secretary, walking by, asked. "Yes"...
- syneyed 10/30/2010
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- Leaving Early
- Three women who work in the same office notice that their female boss has started leaving work early every day, so one day they decide that after she...
- MAXIMUMTURD 09/23/2010
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- Favor from the Boss
- The boss had listened in sympathetic silence as Mario went through the reasons why he needed, and felt he deserved, a raise. Then, with a...
- UNUSERNAME 08/21/2010
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- Bad day at the sawmill
- Danny was working at the sawmill and he cut his hand off. They put his hand in a plastic bag and they sewed it back on and he was back to work...
- UNUSERNAME 08/21/2010
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- Penis pay raise
- I , the Penis, hereby request a raise in salary for the following reasons: I only do physical labor. I work at great depths. I plunge headfirst...
- ynot4tony2 05/28/2010
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- Welcome to America
- A Russian arrives in New York City as a new immigrant to the United States . He stops the first person he sees walking down the street and says,...
- matman747 03/26/2010
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- Pit Stop Crew Needed
- F1 team needed a new pit crew. There was a lot of candidates for the job - the German team, the Italian team and even a Polish team. Each team had...
- P00KY 03/23/2010
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- Get To Work!
- Guy runs into his office, wearing only a hat and carrying a briefcase. His boss stops him and says "What are you doing, Cliff? Do you realize...
- P00KY 03/22/2010
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- Midget In A Coffin
- Guy went to a funeral house to visit his friend who worked there. "Come in, Rick! I'll just finish here and we can go for a beer." his...
- P00KY 03/20/2010
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- Arthur's Problem
- Arthur was just recently let out of prison and had been working as a laborer. He and his fellow construction workers were down working on the new...
- DCSMOOTH 03/01/2010
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- Clean Hair
- Every day, a male co-worker walks up very close to a lady at the coffee machine, inhales a big breath of air, and tells her that her hair smells...
- philbos81 02/09/2010
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- Work week should follow Football
- If you think about it, Football isn't stupid... Sun=Pre-Game Show Mon=Q1 Tues=Q2 Wed=HalfTime (day off) Thurs=Q3 Fri=Q4 Sat=Post-Game Show
- lucky7007 11/11/2009
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- To the women who work in my office... I hate you
- Girl with the bright blonde weave who works in reception- I dont know how you got your job, you are so uneducated it makes me sick. Did you graduate...
- Frankielike 11/09/2009
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- Free Riders
- Three engineers and three accountants are traveling by train to a conference. At the station, the three accountants each buy tickets and watch as the...
- thelegendery 11/09/2009
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- why parents drink
- WHY PARENTS DRINK The boss of a big company needed to call one of his employees about an urgent problem with one of the main computers, dialed the...
- smodaddy 11/05/2009
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- Job Interview
- An office manager was given the task of hiring an individual to fill a job opening. After sorting through a stack of resumes he found four people who...
- thelegendery 11/05/2009
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- Call in sick
- Kung Chow called his boss and said: "Hey, boss I not come work today, I really sick. I got headache, stomach ache, leg hurt, I not come...
- Frankielike 10/19/2009
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- Obama's Inauguration
- 1.5 million Democrats went to Obama's inauguration but only 14 missed work.
- lancer02es 10/15/2009
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- Boss' Knock Knock Joke
- Boss: (to employee) Experts say that humor on the job relieves tension in this time of down-sizing. Knock, knock. Employee: Who's there? Boss:...
- thelegendery 09/16/2009
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