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    • Have in common?
    • What do spinach and anal sex have in common? If you were forced to have it as a kid, you'll hate it as an adult.
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    • How to handle the I.R.S
    • IRS decides to audit Grandpa, and summons him to the IRS office. The IRS auditor was not surprised when Grandpa showed up with his attorney. The...
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    • Mother-in-law love
    • Two men are sitting at a bar when one glances at the TV set and says, "You know, I got a TV just like that for my mother-in-law." The guy next to him...
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    • Bad news vs worse news
    • A doctor says to his patient, "I have some bad news and some worse news. The bad news is that you have only 24 hours to live." The patient...
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    • Death row Bieber song
    • Two convicts, Muggsy and Bugsy, were about to be executed. The warden says to Muggsy, "Do you have a last request?" The condemned man says,...
    • badpuppy 12/22/2012
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    • Old Man
    • An 85-year-old man was requested by his doctor for a sperm count as part of his physical exam. The doctor gave the man a jar and said, "Take...
    • boomshakalaka 09/13/2012
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    • WHAT IS COUPLE SEX?
    • An 8-year-old girl went to her grandfather, who was working in the yard and asked him, "Grampa, what is couple sex?" The grandfather was...
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    • Flying Dildo
    • A family is driving down the freeway behind a garbage truck when a huge dildo flies out of the truck and smacks their windshield. Embarrassed, Mom...
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    • Yo Mamma Has.........
    • Yo mama hasYo mama has one leg and a bicycle.Yo mama has 4 eyes and 2 pair of sunglasses.Yo mama has so much hair on her upper lip, she braids it.Yo...
    • shell27 04/04/2012
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    • Yo Mamma so Greasy!
    • Yo mama so greasy she used bacon as a band-aid!Yo mama so greasy she sweats Crisco!Yo mama so greasy Texaco buys Oil from her
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    • I Was a Pill
    • I dreamed that I was a pill, and I was afraid that I'd wake up inside of Jim Morrison!
    • buckjoseph 02/28/2012
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    • Guberment Is Fat
    • If all of the politicians in the world traded their corruption with fat, they would instantly die of Diabetes! Joke by: Joseph D. Smith.
    • buckjoseph 02/16/2012
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    • The Hammer
    • The judge says to a double-homicide defendant, "You're charged with beating your wife to death with a hammer." A voice at the back of the...
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    • Jesus Joke
    • Last night I dreamed I invented a time machine and went back in time to see Jesus. I asked him, "Can you speak French?" He said,...
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    • Aspied
    • An Aspie walks into a bar and he get's drunk. He then tells the bartender: "You know what? I've never had any inhibitions in the...
    • buckjoseph 01/16/2012
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    • political joke
    • While walking down the street one day a US senator is tragically hit by a truck and dies. His soul arrives in heaven and is met by St. Peter at the...
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    • workers
    • A passerby noticed a couple of city workers working along the city sidewalks. The man was quite impressed with their hard work, but he couldn't...
    • willie1170 11/27/2011
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    • Turkey Sammiches
    • A little boy and a little girl attended the same school and became friends. Every day they would sit together to eat their lunch. They discovered...
    • Colonel_Ingus 11/24/2011
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    • Stop-Sign Crash
    • A man crashed into the stop-sign the other day, and it stopped him dead in his tracks! Joke by: Joseph D. Smith
    • buckjoseph 11/17/2011
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    • Jared from subway
    • so i was eating a footlong at 7pm and then out of nowhere, Jared takes a shit on the window. What do i do? what would you do?
    • scorpion 10/16/2011
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    • Car Collision
    • I rear ended a car this morning…the driver got out of the other car, and he was a DWARF!! He looked up at me and said “I am NOT Happy!” So I said,...
    • CortexHD 10/15/2011
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    • big butt :
    • A man takes his dog to the vet. “My dog is crossed eyed, is there anything you can do for him? “Well,” says the vet, “let’s take a look at him.” So...
    • willie1170 10/12/2011
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    • one big family
    • A couple lived near the ocean and used to walk the beach a lot. One summer they noticed a girl who was at the beach pretty much every day. She...
    • willie1170 10/12/2011
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    • Stephan Hawkings Date Fail
    • Stephen Hawking is getting ready to go on his first date for 20 years. Hes all excited and giggly. His room mate thinks its funny and wishes him luck...
    • willie1170 10/09/2011
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    • must read this!!!!
    • A man sitting on his porch watched as his neighbor walked along the sidewalk carrying a ton of chicken wire. "Where are you going with all...
    • willie1170 10/09/2011
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    • hospitals...
    • Hospital regulations require a wheel chair for patients being discharged. However, while working as a student aide, Sam found one elderly gentleman...
    • willie1170 10/09/2011
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    • omg
    • The old man had died. A wonderful funeral was in progress and the town’s preacher talked at length of the good traits of the deceased, what an honest...
    • willie1170 10/09/2011
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    • IRS
    • The stockbroker received notice from the IRS that he was being audited. He showed up at the appointed time and place with all his financial records,...
    • willie1170 10/09/2011
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    • betty sue
    • A guy is reading his paper when his wife walks up behind him and smacks him on the back of the head with a frying pan. He asks, "What was...
    • willie1170 10/09/2011
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    • job interveiw questions
    • Job Interview Question You are driving along in your car on a wild, stormy night. You pass by a bus stop, and you see three people waiting for...
    • willie1170 10/09/2011
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    • LOL
    • A guy was in a cave, looking for treasure. He found an old lamp, rubbed it, and a genie came out. The genie said "I will grant you three wishes,...
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    • three guys
    • Three guys go in for a job interview, all at the same office. The first one goes in for his interview and the interviewer says, "What's the...
    • willie1170 10/09/2011
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    • tech support?
    • Tech Support: "I need you to right-click on the Open Desktop." Customer: "Ok." Tech Support: "Did you get a pop-up...
    • willie1170 10/09/2011
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    • insurance
    • The barn at Larry and Susan's farm burned down, and Susan called the insurance company. Susan: "We had that barn insured for fifty thousand...
    • willie1170 10/09/2011
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