Several Canoga Park & Van Nuys gangs put a hit on me after watching my first three Valley Tourism Videos. Weird. So I fled to Nevada. And what luck! Some nice members of the Fratelli Family Maffia, Las Vegas chapter answered my "Video Production and Car-wash Service" ad on Craigslist. They commissioned me to create a pleasant tourism video for Las Vegas to stimulate local economy. I hope they like this, because they told me I'd be "sleeping with the fishes" if it wasn't perfect. Which is weird because I heard all the fish in Lake Mead died when it dried up.