A Ryanair flight from Milan to London had to be diverted after a passenger ate his passport.

Now, you may be wondering *why* someone would do something like this. I don’t know; I can think of several other travel documents I’d try to consume first before attempting to stomach the passport. But according to The Sun, the passport-eating was just one part of two passengers’ erratic behavior.

For example, while one passenger ate his passport, another locked himself in the bathroom and attempted to flush his.

Whatever their plan was, it didn’t work, as the flight diverted to Paris and the two men were arrested. The plane later continued its journey onwards to London.